What’s Your Superpower?

invisibility

Innate since of time. My schedule varies wildly but I never oversleep and I haven't used an alarm since ever. Even if I get wrecked at the bar and have a 5 am flight, I'm right on time - always.

R1 I just turned 50, I hear ya.

Set men on fire

I have this power

I can mince faster than the speed of light.

Skip over building in a single skip

Set men on fire

I have this power

I can also tell when a woman is pregnant. I took a “reading auras” course and to me, when a woman is pregnant, I “see” a pink satiny bow of wavery energy above their head. It looks a lot like Minnie Mouse’s bow.

I once saved a woman’s life by telling her (the very day she conceived). Months later she came back to me and told me it had been a tubular pregnancy that could’ve killed her if she hadn’t been forewarned and made the doctor’s appointment ahead of time.

The other time was disasterous, it was a coworker that hated me and wanted to keep her secret and I had blabbed to the staff.

i can get ANY product discontinued, simply by buying it.

I have a unique ability to make people hate me within 2 seconds of meeting me.

R9, why didn’t that power work with your husband?

Oh Kate, not everyone hates you. Most do because you're lazy and not very smart.