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Have most straight guys ever seen their own hole?

Or do they even check out their own ass?

Just wondering.

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by Anonymousreply 3907/31/2020

I doubt it.

by Anonymousreply 107/30/2020

Most straight men give their asscrack a quick scrub in the shower and call it a day

by Anonymousreply 207/30/2020

I doubt they properly wash, forget checking it out in the mirror.

by Anonymousreply 307/30/2020

Yeah the the young ones with girlfriends/wives have. The ladies want them to be manscaped and clean.

by Anonymousreply 407/30/2020

Girlfriends look at their boyfriends' buttholes R4?

by Anonymousreply 507/30/2020

Why, R4? I seriously doubt most women eat out a guy's hole, so what difference does it make?

by Anonymousreply 607/30/2020

I can't tell if R2 is serious, but it gave me pause reading somewhere online (besides DL): some straight men don't even like washing their ass or hole, as it "seems too gay" to them.

No wonder they are all privately obsessed with fucking women in the ass. Watch straight porn sometime--there's even more assfucking than in some gay porn.

by Anonymousreply 707/30/2020

[quote]My girl likes me hair-free so I shave it for her. Basically I’ll just trim everywhere very carefully in the shower. Then, once out of the shower, I get a big mirror and some shaving cream and I shave extremely cautiously around the whole area. I won’t shave my balls, though — I’m just too scared. I shave my asshole area too. That actually feels good and definitely hygienic. Don’t forget your asshole, guys.

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by Anonymousreply 807/30/2020

They are too busy checking out other guys' asses.

by Anonymousreply 907/30/2020

[quote] My girl likes me hair-free

Gross -- why?

by Anonymousreply 1007/30/2020

My doctor told me I should monitor my hole, and I mentioned how I didn't know how to do that, to my straight older brother. He explained to me how to position a hand mirror just some of them do.

by Anonymousreply 1107/30/2020

Only gay guys wash their holes by fingering.

by Anonymousreply 1207/30/2020

I doubt most straight dudes have splayed themselves on all fours and held a mirror to their hole. A friend disagrees and says most have seen it out of curiosity.

by Anonymousreply 1307/30/2020

r10 Young women give way more head than they used to, and some of them are eat their boyfriends ass. They know they gotta do it to keep their man. So they don't want a lot of hair down there. Pubic hair is mostly a fetish for men, gay and straight, like the guy who said he likes hairy vagina in that article. Women generally do not get turned on by a ton of body hair.

by Anonymousreply 1407/30/2020

I haven't looked at my own hole and I'm gay!!

by Anonymousreply 1507/30/2020

I was shocked when a straight female friend volunteered she tossed her boyfriend’s salad. Miss Thing was in her late twenties at the time. I think hets are doing a lot more anal things these days. The little bit I have perused het porn backs (ahem) that up. I also remember a UCSF study from the early 1990s that said hets do “anal stuff” almost as often as we do. I was shocked by that information as well. Beautiful ass in OP’s photo btw.

by Anonymousreply 1607/30/2020

What's in it for a girl to receive anal? They don't have prostate that gives pleasure

by Anonymousreply 1707/30/2020

R16 But that patch of hair above the ass spoils it

by Anonymousreply 1807/30/2020

Even 50 cent confessed Vivica Fox was eating his ass when they dated. Straight men are definitely less shy about getting their assholes played with so they are likely doing some kind of grooming back there.

by Anonymousreply 1907/30/2020

R18 I highly disagree. The patch of hair at the base of the spine a huge turn on for me. HUGE.

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by Anonymousreply 2107/30/2020

Almost all men who (used to, pre Covid) shower at my gym (open showers, The Racquet Club in nyc on park at 52nd) give a decent wash if their crack. Most straight men do.

by Anonymousreply 2207/30/2020

[quote] some straight men don't even like washing their ass or hole, as it "seems too gay" to them.

That's nasty

by Anonymousreply 2307/30/2020

I'd say no/

by Anonymousreply 2407/30/2020

Original guy has a nice ass.

by Anonymousreply 2507/31/2020

Straight male anal hygiene is appalling.

by Anonymousreply 2607/31/2020

Rosalynn Carter, in an effort to appear edgy revealed to Redbook magazine that she tossed Jimmy's salad.

by Anonymousreply 2707/31/2020

I only know of one 'real" female (not a porn star or some sort of fiction in a magazine) in an entire lifetime of anecdotes about thousands of friends of friends, etc. who admitted to tossing salad. She weighs about 450 lb., has giant pancake-shaped A cups at best, is in her mid/late 40's. and would be every man's last choice for sex from a looks perspective. I think it's one of only ways that she is ever able to land a guy in the sack - even if just a one-time-thing. To my knowledge, she only ever gets lucky with married men and not even very attractive ones at that (though she brags that some were quite sexy). Whether or not she enjoyed the act of rimming is completely irrelevant - clearly the men get off on it and only a handful of women will actually follow through with the act. As far as men cleaning their assholes - she demands that they shower together first and she gets the job done for them. The one exception is a married man that she has been fucking once a year or so for at least a decade; he is "trustworthy" to clean his starfish before a date.

by Anonymousreply 2807/31/2020

R28 She’s probably hoping his dinner will pop out the other side.

by Anonymousreply 2907/31/2020

R28 Was your friend Chrissy Metz?

by Anonymousreply 3007/31/2020

Rim a man's hole?

Honey, there's not a diamond ring in the world big enough to get me to do that.

by Anonymousreply 3107/31/2020

Straight women are so boring sexually R31

by Anonymousreply 3207/31/2020

I think the question should be framed as to how many men have seen their own holes? I think the majority of all men never have seen it-gay or straight.

by Anonymousreply 3307/31/2020

Most gay men have R33

by Anonymousreply 3407/31/2020

I have very early memories of squatting over a hand mirror and spreading my cheeks.

by Anonymousreply 3507/31/2020

What gay man has not seen their own hole? Concerning.

by Anonymousreply 3607/31/2020

R36 If their anal cleanliness is any indication, young twinks these days

by Anonymousreply 3707/31/2020

Most guys, straight or otherwise, have seen their own holes, just out of curiosity. All guys, straight or otherwise, have checked out their own ass, as that's a narcissism thing more than a gay thing.

Most guys regardless of sexuality have curiously spread their cheeks in front of a mirror and tried to see their hole, if only out of morbid curiosity. It's for the same reason most guys, straight or otherwise, have tried to suck their own dicks.

by Anonymousreply 3807/31/2020

R38, morbid curiosity-- lol

by Anonymousreply 3907/31/2020
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