Who Should Play Ghislaine Maxwell In The Biopic Movie Of the Week

Joyce DeWitt

Mary Steenburgen

Ivanka Trump. What, too close to home?

I'm a big Selma Blair fan and I think she would be perfect. She's great at playing dark sided brunettes, she even played Kris Jenner.

Some psycho dyke. Amber Heard?

Gina Gershon

Sharon Stone can handle the creepy seductiveness.

Helen Mirren

Emma Thompson

Wendy Malick

I'm waiting for the call!

Nicole Kidman covered with prosthetics

Helen Lawson

Cate Blanchett

R4 I love Selma too but she’s not doing so well

Selma would indeed be perfect if she were well.

No, Selma has a different look. Little resemblance, if any.

The twilight vampire lesbian, Kristin

Kris Jenner aka Mama Kardashian. And she has years of experience pimping out young women to draw on.

Falcon Crest era Sarah Douglas.

His triumphant return to cinema!

Diane Warren.

ezra miller

Amanda Donohoe

Patricia 😱 Heaton

Too bad Sean Young is too old now at 60. She would have been ripe and perfect in her forties.

I agree: Cate Blanchett with a dye job.

Catherine Keener

R5 Why a dyke? Ghislaine isn't gay (and neither is Amber)

Catherine Zeta-Jones.

She'll be old enough in another 15-20 years...

Jennifer Jason Leigh would be perfect from a talent perspective. She could be made up to look like Ghislaine Maxwell. They’re both are in their late 50s.

The actress who plays her must have range and a top tier director.

R19's idea of casting Mike Myers as Jizzy is really pretty good. A younger Mel Brooks would be great as Epstein. Since it's not possible, we let Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg fight over it.

Virginia Giuffre can ONLY be played by the one and only Ivanka Trump.

Cast a lizard as Dershowitz.

christina ricci

Put her in a dark wig and Robin Byrd has what it takes to be Jizzy.

I think if Kristin Stewart goes “full tits in”, it’s hers to lose!

Diane Warren

Kris Jenner.

Elizabeth Hurley

There’ll probably be a trashy TV version followed by the ever-so-serious theatrical biopic, starring someone desperate for another Academy Award.

Sarah Paulson. Apparently the only actress getting cast in anything these days.

R38 Yes, in the Ryan Murphy limited series that will recast her as a tragic victim who only did wrong because of bad men.

Good idea, R39. And Anna May Wong can play Jizz.

Julie Andrews.

Roseanne!

Creepy Ben Whishaw.

The Ryan Murphy miniseries will also randomly be written, directed and acted in by trans women. Because creepy woke faggot!

Liza will play her!

Sela Ward.

Dana Delany.

I’m guessing Dylan McDermott will play Epstein in the Murphy series.

Epstein: Jizzy bring the little tarts to the New York house for some fun Ghislaine/Liza: The what houssh? The New York houssh? Thesh vagabond shoesh, are longing to stray.... right through the very heart of it, NEW YORK, NEW YORK!

Tony Roberts will play Epstein.

Wow Ezra Miller looks so much like Ol’ Jizz there. Awesome.

Winona Ryder

Billy Porter.

If you read the Ellen DeGeneres thread, it would seem Ellen is perfectly positioned to play the evil Jizzlaine.

Ellen stays away from that hetero shit.

Juliette Lewis as Jizz

Christian Bale as Epstein

Scott Bakula as Epstein, Juliette Binoche as Maxwell.

Demi Moore

Kristin Ritter for young Jizz, Rachel Ward for old Jizz.

Annette Bening, winning an Oscar for her performance, finally.

Golly. We have an Annette Benning troll.

I never knew there was such a thing.

Juliette Lewis would really put the JIZZ in Jizz!

We had a Patty Duke troll. You're surprised at Annette Benning?

Catherine Keener or Jennifer Aniston.

Yes, both look like Jizzlame.

People here are missing an essential element or two: actress must possess a strong masculine energy, and be brunette, otherwise it isn't going to work.

[quote]actress must possess a strong masculine energy,

G would be perfect if she weren't too old.

Ruby Rose!

R65 Like I had suggested upthread, Gina Gershon. She and Ghislaine are the same age, and GG has shown herself to be good in biopics. If the film focuses on the story within the past 10 years, GG wouldn’t be too old at all. She still looks great. She has that butch straight woman vibe that’s essential to portray Ghislaine.

Rooney Mara as Jizz

Joaquin as Epstein

Rachel Griffiths

R70 No acting required!

R70 She’s not pretty enough.

Madge

Not me bitches

R74? I don't know her

R74 who is that, seriously?

Diane Warren. She's been mentioned numerous times in the thread.

Sean Young

Me, bitches?

Just dye that hair.

And she’s a real actress. That helps.

English accent. I mean COME ON!

Technically an actress (Miami Vice!).

Looking cold and bitchy.

Well that’s that. Another thread solved.

Golden Globe Winner.

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Parlez-vous francais?

Lots of safe choices here. Too safe, if you ask me.

I would like to see Bai Ling get the role. There might even be a scene for her famous beef curtains.

Damn R1 you beat me to it!

R64 is right! They both look a lot like her her.

Lol at LiZa and Epstein. I can see Liza trying to recruit the girls doing jazz hands.

"Jazz Hand" was Liza's favourite fisting technique.

Liza recruiting girls as Jizz Lane

R90 thanks for the laugh!! Oh, Liza!

Jizz Lane: What do you mean Jeffrey'sh killed himshelsh? The sun comesh up, I think about you, the coffee cup, I think about you I want you sho, it'sh like I'm loshing my mind...

Now little girlsh, just wait here and watch mamma in The Wizshard of Ozsh while i get Mr Jeffrey....jazz hands!!!!

Zzzzzzzzz....

Lhislaine!

Jamie Lee Curtis

Demi Moore

Oh, you weren't moleshted by Mr Jeffrey, you shound just like my shister Lorna

R96, Jamie Leigh Curtis would be excellent.

R99 Good choice, yeah.

Isn't Jamie closer to 70?

Could anyone possibly talk Jamie Lee into putting a teaspoon of L’Oréal in her hair for the part??

[quote]Jamie Lee Curtis

Great idea, she has the parts to play both Maxwell AND Epstein.

Ingrid Casares

Nice R103

R103 Will they fuck each other?

From the “stunt casting” department:

Andy Cohen as Epstein Kelly Ripa in a fright wig as Jizz Lola can play a young, nubile victim

OR

Tea Leoni as Jizz Renowned sex addict David Duchovny as Epstein

From the “stunt casting” department:

Andy Cohen as Epstein

Kelly Ripa in a fright wig as Jizz

Lola can play a young, nubile victim

OR

Tea Leoni as Jizz

Renowned sex addict David Duchovny as Epstein

Johnny Depp as Epstein, Vanessa Paradis as Ghis.

Blossom

R44 why do you use the f word in every single thread? You have some sick obsession with using that word in a gay website. Why do straight people come here and use gay slurs? Can’t you do that on Facebook

And as for the rest of you, why isn’t that ff’d?

How would you like it if we came to your straight sites and harassed you? Get off this board if you hate gay people.

Why would someone follow gays around and call them the F word over and over? What kind of sicko is running loose on here?

Go back to yahoo or Reddit or wherever you came from. Or better yet, get a life.

R44 is disgusting trash. Look at all the times they used the f word since June. Some kind of sociopath is on the loose.

Your time is up r44.

We've got your number, R44!

It's... 44.

Billy Porter because he could and you know it.

Give the awful job to Christine Pedi. She has a proven record of making the most out of a lot of awful gigs.

You have to be a good actor and also pull off the age range. Maybe Olivia Coleman? She's pretty brilliant.

R96) Yes, perfect and a decent actress but possibly too mature? If Demi Moore could act she would make a great Jizz. Agree also w/Gina Gershon or Catherine Keener. Looks-wise, Keener is a shoo-in.

Zeta-Jones could manage as well - she has the charm when she wants to....

I nominate Anna Friel, a more than decent actress, the right age, and English.

Or possibly Gemma Arterton, who previously learned to speak fluent French (with no prior training) for a role in a French-language film:

What about Duckface (Anna Chancellor)?

Why would anyone suggest Kristen Stewart? Too young and physically not the type - even Margot Robbie would do better in the too young and not the type category. In all seriousness, this is a role for someone with at least a modicum of gravitas. The gravitas must be laced with glamour and charm as well. And intelligence and sophistication.

Gina Gershon maybe. Never Demi Moore unless you want night time soap opera and Zeta cant act. Don't know Anna Friel but she looks the part and if she can act and is the right age I say yes to her. Lets audition her DLers. Also the woman married to Daniel Craig. Can't remember her name but she is excellent and the right age

I think Olivia Colman is a good suggestion. Like Ghislaine, she doesn't project alpha. She has a sort of girlish, ingratiating way of speaking.

The woman at r124 is glamorous?

I also vote Catherine Keener. Maxwell is 58, btw. Keener's 61.

Catherine Keener does not have a similar affect. And can she even do an English accent?

Keener would be good. She knows her craft and has the look and is the right age. She add gravitas to the role so it wouldn't come off like a TLC biopic. Get good actors around he. Who would be Epstein? Who would be Dershowitz?

Olivia Colman would get the movie financed.

There's not much of that in any of the other suggestions in this thread.

Helen Mirren

R132 Forgot that angle although I suggested her initially. Is she the right age? She is English and isn't Maxwell?Maybe not in her younger years and then you can employ Keener?

Colman is 46. She can play the same age as Keener. Are you joking that they might share the role?

Anna Chancellor was BORN to play JizzLane!

Marcia Gay Harden

Gurls, I'm afraid you're just going to wait until someone writes a fucking script for this project before you can decide what age to cast Jizzlane.

But go right ahead. Reality should never slow down Data Lounge.

Tasmin Grieg.

Minnie Driver.

Tamsin.

Even if she isn't the best match physically, Gina McKee would do it for me. She's the right age (56).

Ellen Degeneres should play Jizz. She's a natural.

Ellen should grow a mullett.

Ellen de Generes as "Gerald, Ghislaine Maxwell's Butler."

Sarandon would be perfect

Who would want to play this? I'd decline as an actress because this is disgusting.

Sandra Bullock needs a hit She also needs to play a villainess

MacKenzie Phillips

She can handle it - for reasons that are well known to all of you at DataLounge

(and there's no need to bring up her incestuous affair with her own father)

Valerie Bertinelli gets the right of first refusal.

What about Winona Ryder?

Faye Dunaway

Cate Blanchett

Rachel Ward

If you need a convincing lesbian for all those orgies, then how about we cast Sheila Kuehl?