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Who Should Play Ghislaine Maxwell In The Biopic Movie Of the Week

Well???

by Anonymousreply 154Yesterday at 3:58 AM

Joyce DeWitt

by Anonymousreply 1Last Thursday at 8:08 PM

Mary Steenburgen

by Anonymousreply 2Last Thursday at 8:11 PM

Ivanka Trump. What, too close to home?

by Anonymousreply 3Last Thursday at 8:11 PM

I'm a big Selma Blair fan and I think she would be perfect. She's great at playing dark sided brunettes, she even played Kris Jenner.

by Anonymousreply 4Last Thursday at 8:12 PM

Some psycho dyke. Amber Heard?

by Anonymousreply 5Last Thursday at 8:12 PM

Gina Gershon

by Anonymousreply 6Last Thursday at 9:34 PM

Sharon Stone can handle the creepy seductiveness.

by Anonymousreply 7Last Thursday at 9:46 PM

Helen Mirren

Emma Thompson

Wendy Malick

by Anonymousreply 8Last Thursday at 10:49 PM

I'm waiting for the call!

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by Anonymousreply 9Last Thursday at 11:27 PM

Nicole Kidman covered with prosthetics

by Anonymousreply 10Last Thursday at 11:28 PM

Helen Lawson

by Anonymousreply 11Last Thursday at 11:29 PM

Cate Blanchett

by Anonymousreply 12Last Thursday at 11:35 PM

R4 I love Selma too but she’s not doing so well

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by Anonymousreply 13Last Friday at 12:02 AM

Selma would indeed be perfect if she were well.

by Anonymousreply 14Last Friday at 12:07 AM

No, Selma has a different look. Little resemblance, if any.

by Anonymousreply 15Last Friday at 2:04 AM

The twilight vampire lesbian, Kristin

by Anonymousreply 16Last Friday at 2:28 AM

Kris Jenner aka Mama Kardashian. And she has years of experience pimping out young women to draw on.

by Anonymousreply 17Last Friday at 2:31 AM

Falcon Crest era Sarah Douglas.

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by Anonymousreply 18Last Friday at 2:50 AM

His triumphant return to cinema!

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by Anonymousreply 19Last Friday at 2:56 AM

Diane Warren.

by Anonymousreply 20Last Friday at 3:01 AM

ezra miller

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by Anonymousreply 21Last Friday at 3:13 AM

Amanda Donohoe

by Anonymousreply 22Last Friday at 3:18 AM

Patricia 😱 Heaton

by Anonymousreply 23Last Friday at 3:32 AM

Too bad Sean Young is too old now at 60. She would have been ripe and perfect in her forties.

I agree: Cate Blanchett with a dye job.

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by Anonymousreply 24Last Friday at 4:05 AM

Catherine Keener

by Anonymousreply 25Last Friday at 4:10 AM

R5 Why a dyke? Ghislaine isn't gay (and neither is Amber)

by Anonymousreply 26Last Friday at 4:16 AM

Catherine Zeta-Jones.

She'll be old enough in another 15-20 years...

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by Anonymousreply 27Last Friday at 4:18 AM

Jennifer Jason Leigh would be perfect from a talent perspective. She could be made up to look like Ghislaine Maxwell. They’re both are in their late 50s.

by Anonymousreply 28Last Friday at 4:18 AM

The actress who plays her must have range and a top tier director.

by Anonymousreply 29Last Friday at 4:18 AM

R19's idea of casting Mike Myers as Jizzy is really pretty good. A younger Mel Brooks would be great as Epstein. Since it's not possible, we let Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg fight over it.

Virginia Giuffre can ONLY be played by the one and only Ivanka Trump.

Cast a lizard as Dershowitz.

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by Anonymousreply 30Last Friday at 4:57 AM

christina ricci

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by Anonymousreply 31Last Friday at 5:06 AM

Put her in a dark wig and Robin Byrd has what it takes to be Jizzy.

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by Anonymousreply 32Last Friday at 5:14 AM

I think if Kristin Stewart goes “full tits in”, it’s hers to lose!

by Anonymousreply 33Last Friday at 5:18 AM

Diane Warren

by Anonymousreply 34Last Friday at 5:20 AM

Kris Jenner.

by Anonymousreply 35Last Friday at 5:24 AM

Elizabeth Hurley

by Anonymousreply 36Last Friday at 5:24 AM

There’ll probably be a trashy TV version followed by the ever-so-serious theatrical biopic, starring someone desperate for another Academy Award.

by Anonymousreply 37Last Friday at 5:25 AM

Sarah Paulson. Apparently the only actress getting cast in anything these days.

by Anonymousreply 38Last Friday at 5:30 AM

R38 Yes, in the Ryan Murphy limited series that will recast her as a tragic victim who only did wrong because of bad men.

by Anonymousreply 39Last Friday at 5:35 AM

Good idea, R39. And Anna May Wong can play Jizz.

by Anonymousreply 40Last Friday at 5:56 AM

Julie Andrews.

by Anonymousreply 41Last Friday at 5:59 AM

Roseanne!

by Anonymousreply 42Last Friday at 6:01 AM

Creepy Ben Whishaw.

by Anonymousreply 43Last Friday at 6:02 AM

The Ryan Murphy miniseries will also randomly be written, directed and acted in by trans women. Because creepy woke faggot!

by Anonymousreply 44Last Friday at 6:04 AM

Liza will play her!

by Anonymousreply 45Last Friday at 6:05 AM

Sela Ward.

by Anonymousreply 46Last Friday at 6:07 AM

Dana Delany.

by Anonymousreply 47Last Friday at 6:07 AM

I’m guessing Dylan McDermott will play Epstein in the Murphy series.

by Anonymousreply 48Last Friday at 6:10 AM

Epstein: Jizzy bring the little tarts to the New York house for some fun Ghislaine/Liza: The what houssh? The New York houssh? Thesh vagabond shoesh, are longing to stray.... right through the very heart of it, NEW YORK, NEW YORK!

by Anonymousreply 49Last Friday at 6:13 AM

Tony Roberts will play Epstein.

by Anonymousreply 50Last Friday at 6:14 AM

Wow Ezra Miller looks so much like Ol’ Jizz there. Awesome.

by Anonymousreply 51Last Friday at 6:16 AM

Winona Ryder

by Anonymousreply 52Last Friday at 6:17 AM

Billy Porter.

by Anonymousreply 53Last Friday at 6:30 AM

If you read the Ellen DeGeneres thread, it would seem Ellen is perfectly positioned to play the evil Jizzlaine.

by Anonymousreply 54Last Friday at 6:58 AM

Ellen stays away from that hetero shit.

by Anonymousreply 55Last Friday at 7:00 AM

Juliette Lewis as Jizz

Christian Bale as Epstein

by Anonymousreply 56Last Friday at 8:08 AM

Scott Bakula as Epstein, Juliette Binoche as Maxwell.

by Anonymousreply 57Last Friday at 8:12 AM

Demi Moore

by Anonymousreply 58Last Friday at 8:22 AM

Kristin Ritter for young Jizz, Rachel Ward for old Jizz.

by Anonymousreply 59Last Friday at 8:23 AM

Annette Bening, winning an Oscar for her performance, finally.

by Anonymousreply 60Last Friday at 8:36 AM

Golly. We have an Annette Benning troll.

I never knew there was such a thing.

by Anonymousreply 61Last Friday at 9:00 AM

Juliette Lewis would really put the JIZZ in Jizz!

by Anonymousreply 62Last Friday at 9:02 AM

We had a Patty Duke troll. You're surprised at Annette Benning?

by Anonymousreply 63Last Friday at 9:05 AM

Catherine Keener or Jennifer Aniston.

Yes, both look like Jizzlame.

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by Anonymousreply 64Last Friday at 9:21 AM

People here are missing an essential element or two: actress must possess a strong masculine energy, and be brunette, otherwise it isn't going to work.

by Anonymousreply 65Last Friday at 9:26 AM

[quote]actress must possess a strong masculine energy,

G would be perfect if she weren't too old.

by Anonymousreply 66Last Friday at 9:28 AM

Ruby Rose!

by Anonymousreply 67Last Friday at 9:30 AM

R65 Like I had suggested upthread, Gina Gershon. She and Ghislaine are the same age, and GG has shown herself to be good in biopics. If the film focuses on the story within the past 10 years, GG wouldn’t be too old at all. She still looks great. She has that butch straight woman vibe that’s essential to portray Ghislaine.

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by Anonymousreply 68Last Friday at 10:14 AM

Rooney Mara as Jizz

Joaquin as Epstein

by Anonymousreply 69Last Friday at 10:23 AM

Rachel Griffiths

by Anonymousreply 70Last Friday at 12:12 PM

R70 No acting required!

by Anonymousreply 71Last Friday at 12:56 PM

R70 She’s not pretty enough.

by Anonymousreply 72Last Friday at 1:39 PM

Madge

by Anonymousreply 73Last Friday at 1:50 PM

Not me bitches

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by Anonymousreply 74Last Friday at 3:09 PM

R74? I don't know her

by Anonymousreply 75Last Friday at 3:11 PM

R74 who is that, seriously?

by Anonymousreply 76Last Friday at 5:10 PM

Diane Warren. She's been mentioned numerous times in the thread.

by Anonymousreply 77Last Friday at 5:20 PM

Sean Young

by Anonymousreply 78Last Friday at 5:29 PM

Me, bitches?

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by Anonymousreply 79Last Friday at 5:31 PM

Just dye that hair.

And she’s a real actress. That helps.

English accent. I mean COME ON!

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by Anonymousreply 80Last Friday at 5:47 PM

Technically an actress (Miami Vice!).

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by Anonymousreply 81Last Friday at 5:48 PM

Looking cold and bitchy.

Well that’s that. Another thread solved.

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by Anonymousreply 82Last Friday at 5:49 PM

Golden Globe Winner.

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by Anonymousreply 84Last Friday at 7:01 PM

Parlez-vous francais?

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by Anonymousreply 85Last Friday at 7:10 PM

Lots of safe choices here. Too safe, if you ask me.

I would like to see Bai Ling get the role. There might even be a scene for her famous beef curtains.

by Anonymousreply 86Last Saturday at 4:09 AM

Damn R1 you beat me to it!

by Anonymousreply 87Last Saturday at 4:56 AM

R64 is right! They both look a lot like her her.

Lol at LiZa and Epstein. I can see Liza trying to recruit the girls doing jazz hands.

by Anonymousreply 88Last Saturday at 5:00 AM

"Jazz Hand" was Liza's favourite fisting technique.

by Anonymousreply 89Last Saturday at 5:10 AM

Liza recruiting girls as Jizz Lane

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by Anonymousreply 90Last Saturday at 5:27 AM

R90 thanks for the laugh!! Oh, Liza!

by Anonymousreply 91Last Saturday at 5:37 AM

Jizz Lane: What do you mean Jeffrey'sh killed himshelsh? The sun comesh up, I think about you, the coffee cup, I think about you I want you sho, it'sh like I'm loshing my mind...

by Anonymousreply 92Last Saturday at 5:40 AM

Now little girlsh, just wait here and watch mamma in The Wizshard of Ozsh while i get Mr Jeffrey....jazz hands!!!!

by Anonymousreply 93Last Saturday at 5:46 AM

Zzzzzzzzz....

by Anonymousreply 94Last Saturday at 5:46 AM

Lhislaine!

by Anonymousreply 95Last Saturday at 5:48 AM

Jamie Lee Curtis

by Anonymousreply 96Last Saturday at 5:50 AM

Demi Moore

by Anonymousreply 97Last Saturday at 5:52 AM

Oh, you weren't moleshted by Mr Jeffrey, you shound just like my shister Lorna

by Anonymousreply 98Last Saturday at 5:53 AM

R96, Jamie Leigh Curtis would be excellent.

by Anonymousreply 99Last Saturday at 6:04 AM

R99 Good choice, yeah.

by Anonymousreply 100Last Saturday at 6:25 AM

Isn't Jamie closer to 70?

by Anonymousreply 101Last Saturday at 6:30 AM

Could anyone possibly talk Jamie Lee into putting a teaspoon of L’Oréal in her hair for the part??

by Anonymousreply 102Last Saturday at 6:45 AM

[quote]Jamie Lee Curtis

Great idea, she has the parts to play both Maxwell AND Epstein.

by Anonymousreply 103Last Saturday at 6:56 AM

Ingrid Casares

by Anonymousreply 104Last Saturday at 7:04 AM

Nice R103

by Anonymousreply 105Last Saturday at 7:04 AM

R103 Will they fuck each other?

by Anonymousreply 106Last Saturday at 7:31 AM

From the “stunt casting” department:

Andy Cohen as Epstein Kelly Ripa in a fright wig as Jizz Lola can play a young, nubile victim

OR

Tea Leoni as Jizz Renowned sex addict David Duchovny as Epstein

by Anonymousreply 107Last Saturday at 7:35 AM

From the “stunt casting” department:

Andy Cohen as Epstein

Kelly Ripa in a fright wig as Jizz

Lola can play a young, nubile victim

OR

Tea Leoni as Jizz

Renowned sex addict David Duchovny as Epstein

by Anonymousreply 108Last Saturday at 7:36 AM

Johnny Depp as Epstein, Vanessa Paradis as Ghis.

by Anonymousreply 109Last Saturday at 7:37 AM

Blossom

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by Anonymousreply 110Last Saturday at 7:57 AM

R44 why do you use the f word in every single thread? You have some sick obsession with using that word in a gay website. Why do straight people come here and use gay slurs? Can’t you do that on Facebook

And as for the rest of you, why isn’t that ff’d?

by Anonymousreply 111Last Saturday at 8:39 AM

How would you like it if we came to your straight sites and harassed you? Get off this board if you hate gay people.

by Anonymousreply 112Last Saturday at 8:41 AM

Why would someone follow gays around and call them the F word over and over? What kind of sicko is running loose on here?

Go back to yahoo or Reddit or wherever you came from. Or better yet, get a life.

by Anonymousreply 113Last Saturday at 8:43 AM

R44 is disgusting trash. Look at all the times they used the f word since June. Some kind of sociopath is on the loose.

by Anonymousreply 114Last Saturday at 8:43 AM

Your time is up r44.

by Anonymousreply 115Last Saturday at 8:51 AM

We've got your number, R44!

It's... 44.

by Anonymousreply 116Last Saturday at 9:10 AM

Billy Porter because he could and you know it.

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by Anonymousreply 117Last Saturday at 9:16 AM

Give the awful job to Christine Pedi. She has a proven record of making the most out of a lot of awful gigs.

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by Anonymousreply 118Last Saturday at 9:20 AM

You have to be a good actor and also pull off the age range. Maybe Olivia Coleman? She's pretty brilliant.

by Anonymousreply 119Last Saturday at 9:26 AM

R96) Yes, perfect and a decent actress but possibly too mature? If Demi Moore could act she would make a great Jizz. Agree also w/Gina Gershon or Catherine Keener. Looks-wise, Keener is a shoo-in.

by Anonymousreply 120Last Saturday at 9:28 AM

Zeta-Jones could manage as well - she has the charm when she wants to....

by Anonymousreply 121Last Saturday at 9:29 AM

I nominate Anna Friel, a more than decent actress, the right age, and English.

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by Anonymousreply 122Last Saturday at 9:34 AM

Or possibly Gemma Arterton, who previously learned to speak fluent French (with no prior training) for a role in a French-language film:

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by Anonymousreply 123Last Saturday at 9:35 AM

What about Duckface (Anna Chancellor)?

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by Anonymousreply 124Last Saturday at 9:40 AM

Why would anyone suggest Kristen Stewart? Too young and physically not the type - even Margot Robbie would do better in the too young and not the type category. In all seriousness, this is a role for someone with at least a modicum of gravitas. The gravitas must be laced with glamour and charm as well. And intelligence and sophistication.

by Anonymousreply 125Last Saturday at 9:40 AM

Gina Gershon maybe. Never Demi Moore unless you want night time soap opera and Zeta cant act. Don't know Anna Friel but she looks the part and if she can act and is the right age I say yes to her. Lets audition her DLers. Also the woman married to Daniel Craig. Can't remember her name but she is excellent and the right age

by Anonymousreply 126Last Saturday at 9:42 AM

I think Olivia Colman is a good suggestion. Like Ghislaine, she doesn't project alpha. She has a sort of girlish, ingratiating way of speaking.

by Anonymousreply 127Last Saturday at 9:43 AM

The woman at r124 is glamorous?

by Anonymousreply 128Last Saturday at 9:44 AM

I also vote Catherine Keener. Maxwell is 58, btw. Keener's 61.

by Anonymousreply 129Last Saturday at 9:50 AM

Catherine Keener does not have a similar affect. And can she even do an English accent?

by Anonymousreply 130Last Saturday at 9:51 AM

Keener would be good. She knows her craft and has the look and is the right age. She add gravitas to the role so it wouldn't come off like a TLC biopic. Get good actors around he. Who would be Epstein? Who would be Dershowitz?

by Anonymousreply 131Last Saturday at 9:55 AM

Olivia Colman would get the movie financed.

There's not much of that in any of the other suggestions in this thread.

by Anonymousreply 132Last Saturday at 9:56 AM

Helen Mirren

by Anonymousreply 133Last Saturday at 9:56 AM

R132 Forgot that angle although I suggested her initially. Is she the right age? She is English and isn't Maxwell?Maybe not in her younger years and then you can employ Keener?

by Anonymousreply 134Last Saturday at 10:03 AM

Colman is 46. She can play the same age as Keener. Are you joking that they might share the role?

by Anonymousreply 135Last Saturday at 10:07 AM

Anna Chancellor was BORN to play JizzLane!

by Anonymousreply 136Last Saturday at 10:17 AM

Marcia Gay Harden

by Anonymousreply 137Last Saturday at 10:18 AM

Gurls, I'm afraid you're just going to wait until someone writes a fucking script for this project before you can decide what age to cast Jizzlane.

But go right ahead. Reality should never slow down Data Lounge.

by Anonymousreply 138Last Saturday at 10:24 AM

Tasmin Grieg.

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by Anonymousreply 139Last Saturday at 10:57 AM

Minnie Driver.

by Anonymousreply 140Last Saturday at 10:58 AM

Tamsin.

by Anonymousreply 141Last Saturday at 11:00 AM

Even if she isn't the best match physically, Gina McKee would do it for me. She's the right age (56).

by Anonymousreply 142Last Saturday at 11:13 AM

Ellen Degeneres should play Jizz. She's a natural.

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by Anonymousreply 143Last Saturday at 11:34 AM

Ellen should grow a mullett.

by Anonymousreply 144Last Saturday at 11:48 AM

Ellen de Generes as "Gerald, Ghislaine Maxwell's Butler."

by Anonymousreply 145Last Saturday at 11:51 AM

Sarandon would be perfect

by Anonymousreply 146Last Saturday at 12:28 PM

Who would want to play this? I'd decline as an actress because this is disgusting.

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by Anonymousreply 147Last Sunday at 9:28 AM

Sandra Bullock needs a hit She also needs to play a villainess

by Anonymousreply 148Last Sunday at 9:36 AM

MacKenzie Phillips

She can handle it - for reasons that are well known to all of you at DataLounge

(and there's no need to bring up her incestuous affair with her own father)

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by Anonymousreply 149Last Sunday at 9:41 AM

Valerie Bertinelli gets the right of first refusal.

by Anonymousreply 150Last Sunday at 9:41 AM

What about Winona Ryder?

by Anonymousreply 151Last Sunday at 9:41 AM

Faye Dunaway

Cate Blanchett

by Anonymousreply 152Last Sunday at 9:44 AM

Rachel Ward

by Anonymousreply 153Last Sunday at 9:46 AM

If you need a convincing lesbian for all those orgies, then how about we cast Sheila Kuehl?

by Anonymousreply 154Yesterday at 3:58 AM
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