So, Are Y’all Ready for Beyoncé’s Blockbuster “Black Is King”?

Is that a bar stool on her head?

This is Beyonce's Mein Kampf

Yup, R1. I defy you to find that in Africa.

Looks great!

I did not think that was Beyoncé at first.

This bitch is so boring. She panders to the black community the same way Gaga panders to the gays. It's gross.

Black Barbie is as deep as chocolate milk.

It's gonna be a preposterously pretentious piece of work.

Powerful image

My bad...I didn’t know she was black!

R10= Roseanne

Why is her show title so sexist and homophobic?

What's wrong with 'Black is Queen'??

Nefertitties

Her "concept albums" are so predictable now. It was original when she did it the first time with her self-titled album. But it's so tired now.

So, any new music?

Midlife crisis FTW

[quote] Why is her show title so sexist and homophobic?

Homophobic?

She is such an embarrassment.

This rich chick from Houston. 🏺🏺🏺

Oh, God, so this means more Beyonce ass-kissing from the media and her crazy loons called the "Beyhive".

But if you criticize her, you're racist!!!

Is she black, black?

Beyonce is as boring and uninteresting as Britney Spears.

Aw, c’mon. Britney at least twirls around for us daily on her Instagram.

Beyoncé is humorless.

It's one of those Chinese finger traps, but for heads.

She seems tiresome.

i alwys forget, that blacks are only 18% of the population....they sure can make a racket !

hey, my bf is black, k?

Hey , where her big blonde wigs she usually throws on her head?

And the light makeup she often uses?

She doesn't even go to this school!

be YAWN ce

I’m waiting for the Mahalia Jackson gospel roots phase. And of we’re lucky, a Minnie Riperton one.

LOL and the moms mabley album from her too bb...

She’s pretty and boring and her music sucks. It got no funk and it doesn’t swing. It’s d.j. wedding music for basic fraus. She just flips through magazines and pics from photo shoots and says “I’d look good like that” and her stylists do the rest.

Superficial lady.

^^ wedding d.j.

R6 But she IS black, while Lady Gaga isn't a gay man. So your comment makes zero sense

Beyonce has been a zombie since about 2003

The music? ABSOLUTELY. "Her" visual concept of the music? Nah, I'm good.

[quote][R6] But she IS black, while Lady Gaga isn't a gay man. So your comment makes zero sense

Not to derail this thread into a Lady Gaga debate, but Gaga is bisexual. She's hardly pandering. People actually thought she had a dick.

I want to BE her.

It's the fan blade.

why she so white lookin in previous stuff?????

she bleach

That hair is actually a suction mount for a really huge windshield.

SLAY, QUEEN!

derp

All her stuff lately pretty much looks and sounds like Lemonade, I guess that's ok? The stans live for it Im sure.

Shades of Ms Ross!

Doesn't matter if this is good, bad, or middling. The collective media will swoon over it and tell us how BRILLIANT it is. No one will dare not fawn all over it.

[quote] i alwys forget, that blacks are only 18% of the population.

No, they're only 12.7 % of the current US population.

Cancel.

Fuck that racist cow and her camel faced husbandpimp.

[Quote] Fuck that racist cow and her camel faced husbandpimp.

When was she racist???

Serious question, but when and why did her music become so "avant-garde" and permeated with what a lot of people have called "Illuminati" imagery?

What was the impetus for her change from the music of Destiny's Child to whatever this is now?

No, y'all, I am not ready.

R51, it changed after that album 4 tanked. She started becoming more and more "avant garde" after that.

Why are black Americans super into royalty?

No, OP. I'm not ready.

I'm going to release a concept album called "My name is Beyonce and I love to pander". It will sell millions, just you wait.

W’all aren’t ready.

W’all don’t care.

R51, smart women want to be told they’re beautiful, beautiful women want to be told they’re smart.

Also, these A-list ambitious people want everything they don’t have. She’s a mega pop star, but had to get a piece of the fashion pie and wants an Oscar and to be taken seriously. Johnny Depp wants to be a rock star. Angelina Jolie and her global humanitarian schtick. Oprah. Mothra Stewart.

It’s never enough.

Is she geting her headwear at Ten Thousand Villages now?

How does her skin color keep changing?

Lots of hype for this cunt. She's got a brilliant Public Relations team, because there's nothing there. "Crazy In Love" was nearly 20 years ago.

And yet, she’s still dumber than a jar of jam.

Nina Simone wants her wicker chair back, bitch!

Don't forget the fake baby!

R60, you’re not supposed to talk about that. It’s racist. Also, unless you are a black woman, you can’t discuss her hair.

No, but that hair is aggressively like a spool of thread. She going sewing?

No, but that hair is aggressively like a spool of thread. She going sewing?

R34: “butchoo ARE Black, Blanche, u R!“

She needs to stop this faux Earth Goddess thing. Nothing natural about that weave or rhinoplasty.

I did not realize it was connected to The Lion king abomination....seems like a tardy release.

The media, as expected, is already fawning over Blue Ivy's part in this. I fully expect an Oscar nom for the little darling.

Does the Beyhive lurk here or post here? If they do, lay into their asses.

Beyonce is beautiful.

JayZ is just fucking ugly.

The movie is pretentious as hell, but it is gorgeous.

Musically, it's not Beyonce's best work.

It IS a fashion tour de force. A visual feast.

It's a 90 minute music video.

It's not going to change the world.

i have a teenager niece who genuinely thought Beyonce is white until i corrected her.

Her hair's her own business unless she's sitting in front of me at a movie theater. Then we gonna have words.

That hair looks ridiculous.

I originally took in the woven basket taboret she was sporting on her head.

Now I see it's hair. An entire Indian village's worth of hair.

A friend of mine said Beyonce needs her father back managing her. I think she might be right.

I thought that her dad was dipping into her $$$$ to pay for his whores and out of wedlock children? Isn’t that why she canned him?

R75 Is she a bit touched in the head?

Very tacky styling.

Yawn... next

Black is king!

Beyonce is so beautiful.

Why did she settle for such an ugly fuck as Jay Z?

Jay-z's a billionaire and has an 11 inch dick

Puhleese R86! Everyone knows Jay-Z has "shut the fuck up" money but Beyonce has "NO! YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP MONEY!"

She's worth waaay more than him.

Just caught a few minutes of it. it has gorgeous visuals and colors. and of course Beyonce looks fierce in all her scenes. it such a vanity project .She basically installed herself as the black goddess but only her stans would bow.

Does anyone know what this film is about? Is it just one excruciatingly long music video? I have to wonder why it is even being released because only deplorables want to gather in large groups like movie theaters. That demographic doesn't seem to jibe with her fanbase.

hideous!

"White is King"

Noooo. The outrage! Racists!! Protest! BLM!!1!11

Can't have it both ways.

R89, it's just a 90 minute long music video. It's her album put to music with what I assume are some extra voice-overs here and there. There's no plot or story.

It's shit that if put out by anyone else would be rightfully panned as the self-serving garbage it is. She and Kanye should just join forces and we can erase them both simultaneously.

R93 I agree. Both she and Kanye are so overrated. They could shit and release it and critics would praise it.

Adele likes Beyonce's new work. Boy, does she look different/odd.

"So, any new music?"

I liked "My Booty Tutti-Frutti", "Push Dat Cox In Ma Ladybox" and "Shit Nigga Damn!"

Her hair is as fake as she is!

ABC (Disney)'s pandering, slobby ads for this pile of shit are SICKENING. Good Morning America lost all cred doing this.

Lost all cred? Good Morning America last had cred in the Jurassic period.

Stopped watching GMA when they put on that gapped toothed bitch, Michael. Never understood that move. Not witty or funny. Tried watching Today, but Craig is handsome but oh soooo boring. I'm sticking with Larry Potash and Robin on ch 9 here in Chicago.

Just saw an ad for it. It looks very cliche to me, but people will probably jizz themselves.

Wow! Just saw it. Bee is definitely the next Michaelangelo! Superb.

Beyonce is so dumb. Have you ever heard her interviewed? She sounds as if she flunked out of third grade.

She is just a pretty puppet of her handlers and recording studios.

She IS Deena Jones.

I remember people were raving about her predictable Super Bowl performance, the one where she wore Black Panther outfits. Her performances are just so predictable.

How many poor Asian women did BeYawnce need to make that ridiculous headpiece? How much were they paid to give up their precious hair? Appropriation much?

Beyonce is lost without her identity as a black woman. She's beautiful, with a big ass, You'd think she was under the control of some idiot

Yawn.

Why all the hate? It’s something to look forward to and it looks creative. What else is there? If it’s so cliche and awful why don’t other artists surpass her with something? They don’t because they’re uncreative or lazy or too well paid to bother. I mean, it’s better than a beauty line. At least it’s an art form.

Why all the hate? Possibly because people are sick to death of these entitled, rich ass wipes that are out there looking to make even more money off their poor and unemployed fans? Just a thought.

Her and Jay Z are desperate to make Blue Ivey 'happen'. You're gonna see more self involved, half ass projects like this produced by them for her benefit and resume. Taken from the Jada and Will Smith playbook.

Didn't Bey sign over Blue Ivy to the witch Grisora?

“The world is on the edge of it’s seat.” That seat is on the top of her head.

She looks fabulous. I wonder what her music is like.

Blue Ivy would be perfect for a remake of The Bad Seed

Is she being vetted for VP yet?

She looks like Tammie Brown, R96.

No r101, I love Craig! Actually, I think that they don’t give him enough to do...love his sexy voice and dimples. Still trying to find the photo of him in running shorts. Legs of life.

My favorite Beyonce performance was in the elevator after the MET gala. Solange was wailing on Jay-Z and Bey just stood there with a fake smile on her face. No emotions whatsoever, it was hilarious.

That's why Solange is better r120. She's actually a real human being who thinks for herself.

R120, she did the same thing in her Punk’d episode. Where they made her think she made the Christmas tree fall. The entire time she had this frozen look on her face. Even after they told her that she was being pranked...what a dumb heifer she is.

I'm so happy that DL sees through this overrated bitch. One of my favorite quirks of DL.

[R123] Me too. DL is too curmudgeonly to be part of something called the beahive. Thank God.

Beyonce is really beautiful and talented but I really miss when she was in destiny's child. Now her newest songs sound the same.

She (or her handlers) take her wayyyyyy too seriously.

I like Beyonce and think her best albums are 4, Beyonce and Lemonade. Everything after that three album run has been repetitive and boring. The whole "Pan-African" and "woke" aesthetic is very contrived and seems insincere. I'm Afro-American myself but I wouldn't feel comfortable trying to speak and voice for people from Africa as it is a continent of hundreds of different tribes and cultures. If she really cared, she would promote and invest in African artists and try to help them build audience worldwide rather than putting herself into things. She just seems really vain.

R112 Yeah. Bey and Jay need to let Blue Ivy be a little girl and stop forcing her into stardom. Kim and Kanye need to do the same with North West too. Let these kids be kids and stop forcing them into the spotlight.

I love how even actual Africans are like, "This shit isn't African!"

Blue Ivy doesn't seem forced to do anything.

R129 Even using the term "Black is King" shows it's an American perspective. The term black wouldn't make sense in many African countries because they call themselves by their tribal affiliation or nationality rather than skin color. No different than how Europeans would say "I'm French" or "I'm Hungarian" rather than "I'm white".

Solange does the Afrocentric thing much better. Also when Lemonade came out, I noticed that the media acted like it was first Afrocentric/Black girl empowerment album to ever be made. They did forget Nina Simone, Jill Scott, Janet Jackson, Mary J Blige Erykah Badu, Lauryn Hill and India.Arie existed. Lemonade was a great album but people acted like it was most incredible piece of artwork ever when it was just an above average pop/R&B album.

Pillow baby and the elevator brawl were amazing but sadly long ago.

Is this a colored movie?

bitch stole my look!

"Stopped watching GMA when they put on that gapped toothed bitch, Michael"

I thought it was Mike Tyson...

Yikes, Beyonce's hair looks like patio furniture from the 1970s.

This is what happens when Bewigged's programming needs an upgrade.

meh like everything else Beyonce does it is a derivative copy of someone else's work.

I remembered something from another thread that made me laugh. a--aka Beyoncebot--was trying to convince people that Beyonce will sell as much as Madonna did. That still makes me laugh when I think about it.

I wonder if she got that hat at the Pier 1 Liquidation Sale ?????

I have absolutely no desire to watch this 90-minute tribute to Beyonce. Didn't the Lion King soundtrack bomb anyway?

Her whole aesthetic is becoming predictable and rote. Oh-so-serious and humorless.

At least when she's in Destiny's Child she seems like she's having fun.

One of the riders for Beyonce - before Blue Ivy was created - listed Crayola crayons and sketch paper for her dressing room.

I think it would have been better without the constant "Lion King" references and tie-ins, but then again, if it had lacked those, it probably never would have been on Disney+

It does make me wonder who financed this thing... and how much money it could possibly make on streaming like this.

The woman acts like she's God's gift to humanity.

r145 and people treat her like she is. Especially other celebrities who are less famous.

Didn’t I already see the same movie already from Disney with white people and country music in it 15 years ago?

[quote]The world is on the edge of its seat in anticipation.

More like the toilet seat.

When is it dropping 💩🚽?

She might as well have titled it what it is: "Vanity Project".

It looks like critics are no longer buying it either--she's getting good, not great, reviews.

Can you imagine if the title was “White is King”?

Some critics who disliked it wouldn't dare admit their true feelings for fear of being called racist.

Blue Ivy. She should be hidden until it is time for her to write a tell all.

I prefer Beyonce at Burger King

I thought it referred to the boy who becomes king in the “plot”

I liked it. The cameos were cool.

I think she has become a better singer of the years. Over all I give it 4/5. It was entertaining and visually appealing.

Tht true? blacks comprise only 13% of the population ?

That's one HUGE butt plug.

It looks like a hair weave made by Pier 1.

When is her weave budget going to be made public. She is artificial to the core. I am ova her. Her sister got the natural good looks in the family.

[quote]Her sister got the natural good looks in the family.

And the talent, too.

I remember her L’Oréal hair color commercials...it looked like her weave was CGI. So not real.

Sting me Beyhive.

Loreal featuring Beyonce beats Cover Girl featuring Ellen.

I don’t think Beyonce has a voice for the ages. Sorry. She’s overhyped black barbie that basic gays get overexcited about. Especially confused white ones.

Maybe your world, OP.

The title is a chess reference and chess is racist, especially if it made a Jew-hater like Bobby Fischer famous.

Chess is a derivative of an Asian board game. If the reference is true, R166, she needs to stop appropriating from other cultures and stay in her lane.

I thought that Fischer was Jewish?

The most obsessive Beyonce fans are white female SJWs who are the definition of "basic". I remember when Beyonce came out with that stupid ponytail look, these people kept posting that to their facebook because it was so "fierce" and "bold".

R169 I agree. Go to a shitty wedding and watch all the Single Ladies get excited.

Does White Is King sound racist to you?

R170, when Liza Minnelli did a cover of Single Ladies, I knew it was official--the song is basic.

All the shingle ladiesh.

is there a single on this album?

Fierce

Nobody looks good in leopard-print anything. Nobody.

It's real telling what she thinks of her fans when's she's doing hair color commercials as she has a blond wig on her head. She thinks they're stupid. She and her husband have contributed to the dumbing down of society. They're stupid people who depend on people to be stupid to buy their horrible "music". Again, they have a brilliant PR and marketing team. BTW, the blond wig is cultural appropriation, it works both ways. And one more... her kid was born "in the awkward stage", most kids get there at 14-16. Good luck to that kid with that mug.

Yawn...

Beyonce is so damn boring. All the other main pop girls fro RiRi to Taylor to Gaga are ten times more interesting.

Doesn't matter what Blue Ivy looks like. Or what her talents are. We're going to be told constantly by every media outlet that she's GORGEOUS and AMAZING.

look at that caftan on mom!

^ More like a cunt-tan

Bey and Tina already have a plastic surgeon lined up for this child.

Is that Beyomce sitting next to that child? Wow she has reworked her whole face.

Blue Ivy is FIERCE and SO BOLD!

If these 2 morons don't buy me an Oscar and Grammy by the time I'm18, there WILL be hell to pay!

When are RuPaul and Billy Porter firing back with [italic]Black is Queen[/italic]?

I lasted twenty minutes. It was indulgent shit.

^^^Wow. I'd give myself 1 minute (and that's being generous).

Will her next album be called " I failed and I'm sorry". She's just tired at this point.

R189 I was agog at the sheer wankiness of it.

She’s exhausting like my titties.

The "event" was watched by 4% of Disney+ viewers, so wasn't exactly a phenom.

R181 It's a kimono and Beyonce is appropriating Japanese culture by wearing it to a basketball game. Where are all the sjws on this? Yep, crickets...

What I find so weird about Beyoncé is that despite how she milks every last inch of melanin she has in her body, the black community isn't really her fanbase. It's white women, white gays, and black gays. Black people like her because she's black and tribalism is very much a thing, but honestly not that many black people actually listen to her music. She makes black music for white people, if you get what I mean.

Does Lenny Kravitz make white music for Black people?

Lenny Kravitz makes black old people music for pretentious white people.

Then who fits the opposite description of Beyoncé?

R198 Nobody because black people don't like white culture in the way white people like black culture. Black people despise white culture despite how they constantly benefit from it and white people love black culture because it makes them feel less out-of-touch and in a bubble than they really are.

Black people don't like white music.

Does white music like black people?

What does Black is King even [italic]mean?[/italic]

She's probably saying black is superior.

She’s just pandering. That is all. Black just wants to BE, like everyone else in the world. Notice how she never comes out and says anything concrete about racial injustice...she merely uses symbolism in her videos. She’s not near smart enough to make a statement. The air of mystery that surrounds her is smoke and mirrors. She’s fucking stupid, too stupid to say anything profound about the current social climate. I sneer at anyone, black, white or whatever, who drinks this koolaid. You’re being HAD.

[quote]So, Are Y’all Ready for Beyoncé’s lackluster “Black Is King”?

There, fixed it for you.

Eventually, Disney's panderin'

Starts to sound a lot like Mandarin.

Say what you will about Janet Jackson but she was doing this kind of stuff decades ago and she didn't have to rely on a disney gimmick to do it.