Alec Baldwin splashes around in the ocean

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Jaysus. How old is he again?

Is his wife pregnant again? Holy shit!! They have a fucking litter as it is.

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She's determined to wipe out my inheritance!

Disgusting. Almost as gross as Trump.

If these two ever divorce it will be Mel Gibson/Russian Girlfriend level explosive.

He still has great hair. I'll give him that.

He used to be so hot.

He's a 62 year old straight married man. It would be more surprising if he didn't look like this.

I thought he lost a bunch of weight a few years ago.

When he was at his prime (in his early 20s) he wrote in his book he enjoyed having gay men as PLATONIC friends

He writes of one incident where a playwright propositioned him asking how much it would cost him to have Alec sit on his face

He can come off a little queeny at times, especially with his Broadway fandom for the likes of Elaine Stritch.

Wait. Is he pregnant or his wife?

[quote]He's a 62 year old straight married man. It would be more surprising if he didn't look like this.

I bet Paul Rudd doesn't look like that when he reaches that age.

He’s 2 years older than I am and I do not take care of myself but my body is better than that. However, he is a million times more sexy and handsome than I am and has fantastic hair. I’m surprised she let him get that fat because she has him on a string and made him lose weight back when they first got together. I guess he can’t run very fast from her at that weight.

R15 wait. Our choices are alec baldwin or paul rudd? Wtf?

Sympathetic eating. She already drove him around downtown with the top down. It doesn’t really matter now that the bod is not turning heads. Better that way in fact.

His podcast or whatever it is is something I can’t decide about. He seems like his character on the SNL NPR bit. But I actually find it engaging. Making it to His age with a minimal amount of garbage around his neck is not a bad run.

Who's the pig now?

About ten years ago, Alec lost a tremendous amount of weight - Larry King asked him what his secret was, and Alex said he gave up sugar and any food that converts into sugar

Wonder if he has gone back to consuming sugar

Oh the things I would do to him. He radiates sex.

And he has anger issues. Woof.

This is what straight men in their sixties look like.

He looks not bad for someone his age.

His ass was incredible in Beetlejuice. This pic doesn't do it justice. You need to see it in motion.

Straight men can get as old, fat, and bald as they want. If they have money, they can still find a woman to marry them.

When is Alex due? He looks about 20 months preggers. He is annoying as fuck on Match Game. Not funny at all.

As Zsa Zsa Gabor said, in her thick accent , “A rich man is never ugly.”

Iol, R19

How many months along is he pregnant? From his gut I'd say about 8 months.

We are thrilled he is embracing his natural curves! Of course we find him super-hot like this! We would never embrace a double standard!

I honestly don't think he looks awful for 62. Not great - I've seen better. But not that bad.

re: the earlier weight loss. IIRC Alec said he had to take off extra weight because he was diagnosed as pre-diabetic and was in danger of developing it if his overall health didn't improve. He slimmed down and kept the weight off for a long time.

Look at him, sitting on that stool like he's doing it a favor!

Jan Hooks was everything!

It's quarantine weight gain. Everyone is putting on about 20lbs so far. Give people a break right now.

He's trying to sell his apt...no takers.

He has to keep the weight up if he wants to continue portraying Trump on SNL.

JFC, lay off the Budweisers and Krispy Kremes!

Isn’t his wife a vegan? The weight gain might be related to secret McDonald’s visits.

Morbidly obese!

Doesn't Alec Baldwin have diabetes? Apparently the meds for that can cause weight in some people I believe.

As a matter of fact various medications can cause weight gain and at 63 he is bound to be on some type of prescription medication.

It’s lockdown. Eating non-stop and knocking up his wife.

The man is 62. Give him a break.

Most men over 50 should keep their shirts on. He's repulsive.

^^^ Most men should keep their shirts on, period.

R44 - You said most, so I am not going to lay into you. But there are plenty of guys under 50 that should also remain covered up.

I guess i’d still do him. When are we allowed to just get old & drop all the beauty shit of youth? Plus he has a full head of hair. I’m in my mid 50’s & not bald but it’s coming soon or in the works. It’s almost all i notice in older guys: hair

R38, he doesn't drink. Been sober for decades, I believe.

If Alec has the diabeetus, is he going to start wearing a loose silk shirt and pantyhose combo everywhere? The loose shirt would certainly cover his gut.

"COVID-Lockdown: the Fattening."

He's eating a small town's food bank every week.

If that food bank actually had any food, that is.

There's no excuse for this. He could still look HAF if he lost weight and hit the gym which I'm sure he has in the Hampton's home.

He knows the world is over populated but he continues to drop sprogs. Height of irresponsibility.

I like Alec, but he’s in Trump fat territory. Gross.

Who wants to hit the gym after 60? Control your calorie intake and get walking. Forget 7 minute abs.

[quote]He knows the world is over populated but he continues to drop sprogs.

Well, at least they're white.

He looks a lot better than I thought he would. I'd still fuck the hell out of him.

[quote]He can come off a little queeny at times, especially with his Broadway fandom for the likes of Elaine Stritch.

He was one of the few people who could stand being around Elaine Stritch for more than five minutes.

Didn't Jan Maxwell complain about him to the union? Was he actually investigated?

Alec is still hot no matter how much weight he gained. And his hair looks great! Good job, wife number ??.

And what is it with all those kids? Someone upthread wrote that it looked like a litter. True that.

WEHT to Kim Basinger? She just fell off the face of the earth.

That poor woman, having to toil under that belly. He needs to drop the lbs. for his health, he could certainly afford a trainer and a nutritionist.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

R60 Maybe she rides him. I would!

Him running around in a Speedo in Married to the Mob got my adolescent gayling juices flowing. Add to that his character's nickname was The Cucumber!

HE'S A DADDY BEAR