Matt Gaetz and his hot adopted Cuban "son" Nestor

I wonder if Tucker Carlson talked about the "elephant in the room."

And no, I'm not talking about Nestor's giant Cuban cock.

"We're on the DL."

You know what's gross about this?

He has groomed Nestor since he was a child.

And now Matt Gaetz is flaunting it in front of the world.

Mama's mussy is hissing like a radiator thinking about Nestor's big brown pinga!

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Oh! I forgot about Matt and his brown son.

Rofl...

In r5's pic, Gaetz is bragging by wearing a hat that means "Nestor's Ripe Ass."

Probably his mom, R5, who either sold her son outright, or told the boy he should be grateful a man of such prominence took an interest in him.

Like kids whose moms turn them over to priests.

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Here's the uncropped photo that OP posted.

Unless Nestorcito is blinking out 'save me' with his eyes, he's as much in the tank for Trump as Daddy Matt, and therefore 'not hot'

The mom died, remember? Nestor is the younger brother of Matt's one-time girlfriend.

Love the wicker in R7! He has a lot better taste in selfies than that classless hack Aaron Schock.

Dear lord, some of these Republicans seem to go out of their way to be as bizarre and disturbing as possible.

It's almost like Gaetz went out and deliberately made his life as creepy as he looks physically.

Where can I buy a Nestor?

I think on an older thread this was mentioned, but Nestor looks like a different person from picture to picture.

Nestor was a cute kid and now a very handsome man.

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[quote] Nestor looks like a different person from picture to picture

That's because Nestor is a man now.

A strong, athletic, handsome, and VIRILE man.

Ooh, Matt looks like Patton Oswalt in r18.

Does Nestor still have to put out, or is he too old now?

[quote] Does Nestor still have to put out, or is he too old now?

I have no doubt that Nestor is tired of Matt's fat, old, pasty ass.

He's probably looking for a hot, young bottom boy to shack up with in Miami, as we speak.

Who does he think he kidding? I assume he is expecting to lose next time.

Has Miss Matt ever considered the possibility of finding a wife, so that they can be good parents to Nestor?

Rofl.

r22 he is too busy to date.

[quote] he is too busy to date

Plus, he wants "bath time with Nestor" all to himself.

Ew.

“Son”?! That is his SON. Period

I think both of them are gay and not having sex with each other

Daddy and son are very close. It's touching.

I bet Matt was excited to bring that boy home

R28 Matt carried that boy over the threshold, and that was the end of the romance if you know what I mean.

Matt Gaetz looks like Martha Raye.

Matt Gaetz looks like Martha Raye.

[quote]Where can I buy a Nestor?

I'd be happy just to rent one.

Can some get Gaetz some Invisalign?

R30 and R31 yeah, we got it the first time

Nashty.

[quote] Daddy and son are very close. It's touching.

Interesting choice of words.

It's touching his hole.

The dog @R17 has that expression saying "You know he's fucking him, right?"

Nestor has very large feet at R17.

R38 who is fucking who according to the dog? And now?

Nestor is obviously the top.

Miss Gaytz is clearly the bottom.

Bottoms are sinister.

This 'son' b/s with Gaetz is a bit like Jeffrey 'Jeweler to the stars' Rackover and his cagemeat 'son' James. Let's hope this affairs ends better.

Poor Nestor. He could do so much better.

Someone call CPS and get this boy to my house for safety.

Matt Gaetz is the new Michael Jackson. Pedophile hiding in plain sight.

R45 Nestor isn't under age is he?

R46 He was when they first met. I suspect Gaytz and Nestor are fucking, though they'd never admit it. Gaytz will probably force his "son" to have a fake girlfriend so their relationship isn't too obvious. Watch. By the end of the year, Nestor will have some side piece and Matt will give his blessings for PR.

[quote] Jealous, bitches?

Only that someone with THAT face has a boyfriend. Although, I guess money can get you anything.

[quote]By the end of the year, Nestor will have some side piece and Matt will give his blessings for PR.

And Matt will accompany them on all their "dates."

Do we know where this Nestor came from? South Fla, by the looks of things but then how did he end up as Gaetz' 'son'? Did he live with Gaetz as a child?

Why isn't the Sergeant at Arms investigating?

I wonder how often Matt spanks his son on his bare, cinnamon cheeks? Do we think his ass gets tanned (more than it already is) at least once a week? After all, sometimes you need to beat the devil out of a wayward "child", as I'm sure Matt's pastor would tell us.....

R50 This is his PR spin, but clearly there's something fishy going on. Gaytz says Nestor's mother is dead, but she's still alive, so is his father. Nestor also briefly lived with Gaytz, before he moved and then moved back in again when he turned 18. Gaytz also "dated" Nestor's sister for a time. Creepy. Very likely a pedophile.

It’s like Michael Jackson carrying Bubbles around or parading his child brides. But secretly saying,”there’s nothing you can do about it!”

[quote] But secretly saying,”there’s nothing you can do about it!”

Michael Jackson was brought to trial, even if he was acquitted.

This Nestor. Pay me now.

What's up my g? Thanks for the g!

I don't understand R55.

Please explain.

I don't understand either.

R57 What you no understand? My g pay me and I be his son. Me love dad/mentor. I am good helper/page/son.

R59: You Nestor. The World wants to know, when your g spanks your bare butt, do you charge extra? And do you charge for each cheek? Is it per smack? A curious public MUST know, you Nestor.

^ Sure . That's his SON and not his groomed child sex slave.

Lol, from R59's link: "Nestor, blink twice if you need a rescue. You don't have to live like this."

Also: "You may want to contact a woman named Marbalina Matos. She seems to think you’re her son. Either that, or you’re willing to dishonor your own mother and allow her to be claimed dead, no longer existent, in the name of politics. The latter is incredibly depraved, disgusting really"

R61: This not . Don't know . This A. Schock and curious how discipline administered.

In all seriousness, hi Matt. How long you been trolling DL, "straight" boy?

how does one's vimeos become public?

A damning thread on the relationship between Gaytz, Nestor's father and a judge who gives slack to child traffickers.

A damning thread on the relationship between Gaytz, Nestor's father and a judge who gives slack to child traffickers.

So both of Nestor's parents are still alive?

Why would he lie about them being dead? That's fucking strange.

^ Because Nestor was probably a child sex trafficking victim, though getting him to confess that now would be almost impossible. It's not like the rumors surrounding Michael Jackson. Matt seems to have only groomed one boy who now seems to be his chosen companion. It's easier to get away with it when you do it one time, rather than dozens or hundreds of times.

Also note that Gaetz was the [bold] only [/bold] congressman to vote no on an anti-human trafficking bill. He even had the audacity to defend the vile vote while having Nestor with him.

Wow, R69.

I knew he was being blatant about his pedophelia.

He's practically taunting everyone by parading Nestor around with him.

Like Michael Jackson, just as others have mentioned.

Gaetz, face looks like it was assembled from spare parts.

Poor, poor Nestor.

Blink twice Nestor if you need to be rescued, then the Daughters of the Caftan Revolution will swoop in and take you away to a high castle to indulge their desires. At least you get rid of Gaytz.

Gaetz loves uncut cock. It’s all I have in common with him.

Gaytz had Nestor cut. Sorry R73.

He's a creep

Yes he is R75. He is gross and disgusting. It just goes to show that you can fuck around all you like with your boyfriend and the Repugs don't care, as long as you loudly proclaim you are anti-gay.

[quote] “Son”?! That is his SON. Period

Yes, just as Juan was George Rose's son, Period.

Gaetz looks like he could be beloved SCTV dance captain Juul Haalmeyer's younger brother.