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Matt Gaetz and his hot adopted Cuban "son" Nestor

Jealous, bitches?

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by Anonymousreply 679 hours ago

I wonder if Tucker Carlson talked about the "elephant in the room."

And no, I'm not talking about Nestor's giant Cuban cock.

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by Anonymousreply 1Last Thursday at 2:50 PM

"We're on the DL."

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by Anonymousreply 2Last Thursday at 2:51 PM

You know what's gross about this?

He has groomed Nestor since he was a child.

And now Matt Gaetz is flaunting it in front of the world.

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by Anonymousreply 3Last Thursday at 2:52 PM

Mama's mussy is hissing like a radiator thinking about Nestor's big brown pinga!

by Anonymousreply 4Last Thursday at 2:53 PM

Who's the lady in the middle?

Is she related to Ghislaine Maxwell?

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by Anonymousreply 5Last Thursday at 2:54 PM

Oh! I forgot about Matt and his brown son.

by Anonymousreply 6Last Thursday at 2:54 PM

Rofl...

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by Anonymousreply 7Last Thursday at 2:56 PM

In r5's pic, Gaetz is bragging by wearing a hat that means "Nestor's Ripe Ass."

by Anonymousreply 8Last Thursday at 2:58 PM

Probably his mom, R5, who either sold her son outright, or told the boy he should be grateful a man of such prominence took an interest in him.

Like kids whose moms turn them over to priests.

by Anonymousreply 9Last Thursday at 3:00 PM

Matt is the proud father of a brand new baby bo......... erm, brand new adult son!

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by Anonymousreply 10Last Thursday at 3:00 PM

Here's the uncropped photo that OP posted.

Unless Nestorcito is blinking out 'save me' with his eyes, he's as much in the tank for Trump as Daddy Matt, and therefore 'not hot'

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by Anonymousreply 11Last Thursday at 3:01 PM

The mom died, remember? Nestor is the younger brother of Matt's one-time girlfriend.

Love the wicker in R7! He has a lot better taste in selfies than that classless hack Aaron Schock.

by Anonymousreply 12Last Thursday at 3:02 PM

Dear lord, some of these Republicans seem to go out of their way to be as bizarre and disturbing as possible.

It's almost like Gaetz went out and deliberately made his life as creepy as he looks physically.

by Anonymousreply 13Last Thursday at 3:03 PM

Where can I buy a Nestor?

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by Anonymousreply 14Last Thursday at 3:04 PM

I think on an older thread this was mentioned, but Nestor looks like a different person from picture to picture.

by Anonymousreply 15Last Thursday at 3:08 PM

Nestor was a cute kid and now a very handsome man.

by Anonymousreply 16Last Thursday at 3:08 PM

Take your son to work day!

(P.S., why did we only find out recently that he had a son?)

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by Anonymousreply 17Last Thursday at 3:08 PM

[quote] Nestor looks like a different person from picture to picture

That's because Nestor is a man now.

A strong, athletic, handsome, and VIRILE man.

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by Anonymousreply 18Last Thursday at 3:10 PM

Ooh, Matt looks like Patton Oswalt in r18.

Does Nestor still have to put out, or is he too old now?

by Anonymousreply 19Last Thursday at 3:12 PM

[quote] Does Nestor still have to put out, or is he too old now?

I have no doubt that Nestor is tired of Matt's fat, old, pasty ass.

He's probably looking for a hot, young bottom boy to shack up with in Miami, as we speak.

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by Anonymousreply 20Last Thursday at 3:16 PM

Who does he think he kidding? I assume he is expecting to lose next time.

by Anonymousreply 21Last Thursday at 3:18 PM

Has Miss Matt ever considered the possibility of finding a wife, so that they can be good parents to Nestor?

Rofl.

by Anonymousreply 22Last Thursday at 3:20 PM

r22 he is too busy to date.

by Anonymousreply 23Last Thursday at 3:22 PM

[quote] he is too busy to date

Plus, he wants "bath time with Nestor" all to himself.

Ew.

by Anonymousreply 24Last Thursday at 3:29 PM

“Son”?! That is his SON. Period

by Anonymousreply 25Last Thursday at 3:31 PM

I think both of them are gay and not having sex with each other

by Anonymousreply 26Last Thursday at 3:31 PM

Daddy and son are very close. It's touching.

by Anonymousreply 27Last Thursday at 4:44 PM

I bet Matt was excited to bring that boy home

by Anonymousreply 28Last Thursday at 5:18 PM

R28 Matt carried that boy over the threshold, and that was the end of the romance if you know what I mean.

by Anonymousreply 29Last Thursday at 5:25 PM

Matt Gaetz looks like Martha Raye.

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by Anonymousreply 30Last Thursday at 5:28 PM

Matt Gaetz looks like Martha Raye.

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by Anonymousreply 31Last Thursday at 5:28 PM

[quote]Where can I buy a Nestor?

I'd be happy just to rent one.

by Anonymousreply 32Last Thursday at 5:53 PM

Can some get Gaetz some Invisalign?

by Anonymousreply 33Last Thursday at 5:59 PM

R30 and R31 yeah, we got it the first time

by Anonymousreply 34Last Thursday at 6:00 PM

Nashty.

by Anonymousreply 35Last Thursday at 6:03 PM

[quote] Daddy and son are very close. It's touching.

Interesting choice of words.

by Anonymousreply 36Last Thursday at 6:44 PM

It's touching his hole.

by Anonymousreply 37Last Thursday at 6:56 PM

The dog @R17 has that expression saying "You know he's fucking him, right?"

by Anonymousreply 38Last Thursday at 8:20 PM

Nestor has very large feet at R17.

by Anonymousreply 39Last Friday at 7:32 AM

R38 who is fucking who according to the dog? And now?

by Anonymousreply 40Last Friday at 10:21 AM

Nestor is obviously the top.

Miss Gaytz is clearly the bottom.

Bottoms are sinister.

by Anonymousreply 41Last Friday at 10:26 AM

This 'son' b/s with Gaetz is a bit like Jeffrey 'Jeweler to the stars' Rackover and his cagemeat 'son' James. Let's hope this affairs ends better.

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by Anonymousreply 4217 hours ago

Poor Nestor. He could do so much better.

by Anonymousreply 4317 hours ago

Someone call CPS and get this boy to my house for safety.

by Anonymousreply 4417 hours ago

Matt Gaetz is the new Michael Jackson. Pedophile hiding in plain sight.

by Anonymousreply 4517 hours ago

R45 Nestor isn't under age is he?

by Anonymousreply 4617 hours ago

R46 He was when they first met. I suspect Gaytz and Nestor are fucking, though they'd never admit it. Gaytz will probably force his "son" to have a fake girlfriend so their relationship isn't too obvious. Watch. By the end of the year, Nestor will have some side piece and Matt will give his blessings for PR.

by Anonymousreply 4716 hours ago

[quote] Jealous, bitches?

Only that someone with THAT face has a boyfriend. Although, I guess money can get you anything.

by Anonymousreply 4816 hours ago

[quote]By the end of the year, Nestor will have some side piece and Matt will give his blessings for PR.

And Matt will accompany them on all their "dates."

by Anonymousreply 4916 hours ago

Do we know where this Nestor came from? South Fla, by the looks of things but then how did he end up as Gaetz' 'son'? Did he live with Gaetz as a child?

Why isn't the Sergeant at Arms investigating?

by Anonymousreply 5016 hours ago

I wonder how often Matt spanks his son on his bare, cinnamon cheeks? Do we think his ass gets tanned (more than it already is) at least once a week? After all, sometimes you need to beat the devil out of a wayward "child", as I'm sure Matt's pastor would tell us.....

by Anonymousreply 5116 hours ago

R50 This is his PR spin, but clearly there's something fishy going on. Gaytz says Nestor's mother is dead, but she's still alive, so is his father. Nestor also briefly lived with Gaytz, before he moved and then moved back in again when he turned 18. Gaytz also "dated" Nestor's sister for a time. Creepy. Very likely a pedophile.

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by Anonymousreply 5216 hours ago

It’s like Michael Jackson carrying Bubbles around or parading his child brides. But secretly saying,”there’s nothing you can do about it!”

by Anonymousreply 5316 hours ago

[quote] But secretly saying,”there’s nothing you can do about it!”

Michael Jackson was brought to trial, even if he was acquitted.

by Anonymousreply 5415 hours ago

This Nestor. Pay me now.

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by Anonymousreply 5513 hours ago

What's up my g? Thanks for the g!

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by Anonymousreply 5613 hours ago

I don't understand R55.

Please explain.

by Anonymousreply 5712 hours ago

I don't understand either.

by Anonymousreply 5812 hours ago

R57 What you no understand? My g pay me and I be his son. Me love dad/mentor. I am good helper/page/son.

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by Anonymousreply 5912 hours ago

R59: You Nestor. The World wants to know, when your g spanks your bare butt, do you charge extra? And do you charge for each cheek? Is it per smack? A curious public MUST know, you Nestor.

by Anonymousreply 6012 hours ago

^ Sure Edwin. That's his SON and not his groomed child sex slave.

by Anonymousreply 6112 hours ago

Lol, from R59's link: "Nestor, blink twice if you need a rescue. You don't have to live like this."

Also: "You may want to contact a woman named Marbalina Matos. She seems to think you’re her son. Either that, or you’re willing to dishonor your own mother and allow her to be claimed dead, no longer existent, in the name of politics. The latter is incredibly depraved, disgusting really"

by Anonymousreply 6212 hours ago

R61: This not Edwin. Don't know Edwin. This A. Schock and curious how discipline administered.

In all seriousness, hi Matt. How long you been trolling DL, "straight" boy?

by Anonymousreply 6312 hours ago

how does one's vimeos become public?

by Anonymousreply 6411 hours ago

A damning thread on the relationship between Gaytz, Nestor's father and a judge who gives slack to child traffickers.

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by Anonymousreply 6510 hours ago

A damning thread on the relationship between Gaytz, Nestor's father and a judge who gives slack to child traffickers.

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by Anonymousreply 6610 hours ago

So both of Nestor's parents are still alive?

Why would he lie about them being dead? That's fucking strange.

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