OOOOOOOH, I am so litigious and controlling!
Let's be Meghan, Duchess of Sussex
|by Anonymous||reply 70||08/03/2020|
OP, did anyone ask us whether we were okay with your thread?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||07/30/2020|
I should wear a mask when I leave the house, in order to prevent the spread of COVID-19.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||07/30/2020|
I'm the borrowed tacky gigantic McMansion that is supposed to be hidden from prying eyes, even though I am in Malibu.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||07/30/2020|
I'm sleeping with Harry and you're not.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||07/30/2020|
I’m the price tag on a borrowed skirt, fluttering in the Tongan breeze.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||07/30/2020|
I'm Harry's extremely patchy hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||07/30/2020|
I’m the OP, a bitter drunken cunt with no life other than insulting the woman who in my warped box wine soaked mind, stole my man.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||07/30/2020|
I don't read my press; I'm too fabulous, and frankly who cares what the griping peasants have to say!
|by Anonymous||reply 8||07/30/2020|
R3 you're in the Hills, not Malibu
|by Anonymous||reply 9||07/30/2020|
My hero/ine is YOU, the reader of this post!
|by Anonymous||reply 10||07/30/2020|
I’m the bottomless pit of a soul.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||07/30/2020|
I am the graying out that will eventually happen to this thread. Funny enough, I also seem to happen to all her plans too.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||07/30/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 13||07/30/2020|
I am the wedding tiara that got away.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||07/30/2020|
I’m cracking up at r13. That is too much.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||07/30/2020|
R12, you’ve happened already! My goodness, you’re an earlybird!
|by Anonymous||reply 16||07/30/2020|
I am an encouraging bananagram!
|by Anonymous||reply 17||07/30/2020|
I’m the Panama hat
|by Anonymous||reply 18||07/30/2020|
I’m the drip-dry wedding dress waiting for another day.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||07/30/2020|
I’m the dangling tendrils
|by Anonymous||reply 20||07/30/2020|
I am not a nose job.
(That's not really her calligraphy, R13, is it? It's awful.)
|by Anonymous||reply 21||07/30/2020|
My US lawyer calls me the Duchess of Whoresides. He blames autocorrect and I know he's a DLer.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||07/30/2020|
I am the stupefyingly empty cavern that is my husband's brain.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||07/30/2020|
I have incorporated Meghan as a township in LA and will now be called the Duchess of Meghan.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||07/30/2020|
I'm in a city where even A-List superstars shop at Ralph's and buy their own condoms and booze at Rite-Aid, but I'm going to take three SUVs and a team of armed security to go to the doctor's office.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||07/30/2020|
I'm the pit stains.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||07/30/2020|
I'm the speed with which this thread will be shut down.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||07/30/2020|
I am the botox, fillers, collagen and plastic surgery. I'm just getting started.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||07/30/2020|
[quote] (That's not really her "calligraphy," [R13], is it? It's awful.)
Yes it absolutely is.
And I FIFY.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||07/30/2020|
Calligraphy is easy! All you have to do is make your cursive letters really super-regular and neat, and then put a little backwards flourish at the high point of any letter that sticks up to the top of the line!
|by Anonymous||reply 30||07/30/2020|
I’m her wedding shoes, which know their way down the aisle to the altar all on their own.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||07/30/2020|
More of Meghan's "calligraphy," with lots and lots of exclamation points.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||07/30/2020|
Oh dear, we know that's you Meghan with your, Voilá! Sooooooo cute.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||07/30/2020|
I'm the eyes that instinctively find any camera within a five mile range to lock onto while flashing a big smile.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||07/30/2020|
I am that oh so-insincere smile.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||07/30/2020|
I am en route to my friend Oprah as I feel cooped up chez Tyler.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||07/30/2020|
I’m Harry’s rough trade side pieces.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||07/30/2020|
I’m the ill-fitting clothes meant to fit women without block-like body shapes.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||07/30/2020|
I am Whoresides.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||07/30/2020|
My fanny doesn't let no ginger in
|by Anonymous||reply 40||07/30/2020|
[quote] 'According to a Mirror Online lip reader, she told the prince: "It's very quiet compared to the screaming at your wedding."'
People were screaming at my wedding, but not at Euge's which I sabotaged by announcing The Coming of Archewell.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||07/30/2020|
I’m the pet dog that she abandoned for spurious reasons. You know me, I used to be on her blog and IG to show the world how caring she was. Next thing you know bitch got no time for me when Harry came along.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||07/30/2020|
I'm the rage towards the queen she dare not express to anyone.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||07/30/2020|
I am my life: I gave it to the BRF.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||07/30/2020|
I am time, amazed at the speed in which she went from fame to infamy.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||07/30/2020|
I am George and Amal, disappointed we made such a bad investment of our time and "friendship," such that it was.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||07/30/2020|
We lent her the goddam plane George!
|by Anonymous||reply 47||07/30/2020|
I am the smugness.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||07/30/2020|
I'm Harry's smelly farts which gave Megan a good excuse to evict him from the marital bed.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||07/31/2020|
I am the delusions in Meghan's swollen head and the raging anger in Harry's pea brain.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||07/31/2020|
I am the £68,000 I have agreed to pay the Fail in the court case I brought against them.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||07/31/2020|
I'm the £70k engagement dress, what Meghan wants, Meghan gets!
|by Anonymous||reply 52||07/31/2020|
I am Oprah, in hiding.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||07/31/2020|
I am the Clomid, making life hell on earth for everyone in a mile-radius.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||07/31/2020|
I am the irritating 20% VAT that Markel will pay on top of any court judgment.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||07/31/2020|
I am Harry's face, looking more and more like Prince Charles's as he ages, dashing all hopes he would have escaped the Windsor aging curse.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||07/31/2020|
I am the orthodontic cases Meghan wants Harry to wear.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||07/31/2020|
I am the Duchess Whoresides, bitch at R39.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||07/31/2020|
I am the Value in that Added Tax that provides money to all the press and none for MM.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||07/31/2020|
I am smarter than all you bitches!
|by Anonymous||reply 60||07/31/2020|
I’m dormant The Tig, waiting to rear my euphuistic head.
[quote] It was time. I wanted to make homemade pasta, but it scared me. It seemed so complicated - this delicate balance that I would overthink until I went full throttle Tracy Flick (à la Election) and took all of the joy out of the simplicity of it. So I just decided to get over myself, and dive right in. My goal: knead the dough, hand crank the noodles, and make a feast that would impress the likes of Mario Batali.
Now, I don’t know Mario Batali. Never met him. But I still wanted to make a pasta that would make him proud. (Something we can revisit on another day).
So there I was with a bag of caputo flour and a prayer, hoping that I didn’t absolutely ruin these grand plans of mine.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||08/01/2020|
[quote] I am smarter than all you bitches!
Yeah, you've really proven that so far! **snickers**
|by Anonymous||reply 62||08/01/2020|
I am the avocado on toast
|by Anonymous||reply 63||08/02/2020|
I am the claims that she is a strong, modern woman belied by temper tantrums and a NPD driven obsession over image.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||08/02/2020|
I'm the stress of keeping Harry entertained and not full of sorrow and regret during lockdown.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||08/02/2020|
Who on earth still cares about these people? Boring.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||08/02/2020|
R66 Why not post on a thread that interests you then?
|by Anonymous||reply 67||08/02/2020|
Get off this thread, r66.
No one wants you here.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||08/02/2020|
I am the brilliant DL Dangling Tendrils threads in all my stunning prescience.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||08/03/2020|
I am knowledge, intuition and wisdom. We all spotted the lying, delusional grifter from out of space.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||08/03/2020|