OOOOOOOH, I am so litigious and controlling!
Let's be Meghan, Duchess of Sussex
by Anonymous | reply 70 | August 3, 2020 2:31 PM |
OP, did anyone ask us whether we were okay with your thread?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 30, 2020 9:00 PM |
I should wear a mask when I leave the house, in order to prevent the spread of COVID-19.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 30, 2020 9:02 PM |
I'm the borrowed tacky gigantic McMansion that is supposed to be hidden from prying eyes, even though I am in Malibu.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 30, 2020 9:11 PM |
I'm sleeping with Harry and you're not.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 30, 2020 9:35 PM |
I’m the price tag on a borrowed skirt, fluttering in the Tongan breeze.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 30, 2020 9:37 PM |
I'm Harry's extremely patchy hair.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 30, 2020 9:37 PM |
I’m the OP, a bitter drunken cunt with no life other than insulting the woman who in my warped box wine soaked mind, stole my man.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 30, 2020 9:40 PM |
I don't read my press; I'm too fabulous, and frankly who cares what the griping peasants have to say!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 30, 2020 9:40 PM |
R3 you're in the Hills, not Malibu
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 30, 2020 10:48 PM |
My hero/ine is YOU, the reader of this post!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 30, 2020 11:01 PM |
I’m the bottomless pit of a soul.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 30, 2020 11:03 PM |
I am the graying out that will eventually happen to this thread. Funny enough, I also seem to happen to all her plans too.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 30, 2020 11:03 PM |
I am the wedding tiara that got away.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 30, 2020 11:08 PM |
I’m cracking up at r13. That is too much.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 30, 2020 11:09 PM |
R12, you’ve happened already! My goodness, you’re an earlybird!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 30, 2020 11:10 PM |
I’m the Panama hat
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 30, 2020 11:19 PM |
I’m the drip-dry wedding dress waiting for another day.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 30, 2020 11:22 PM |
I’m the dangling tendrils
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 30, 2020 11:27 PM |
I am not a nose job.
(That's not really her calligraphy, R13, is it? It's awful.)
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 30, 2020 11:31 PM |
My US lawyer calls me the Duchess of Whoresides. He blames autocorrect and I know he's a DLer.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 30, 2020 11:35 PM |
I am the stupefyingly empty cavern that is my husband's brain.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 30, 2020 11:36 PM |
I have incorporated Meghan as a township in LA and will now be called the Duchess of Meghan.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 30, 2020 11:37 PM |
I'm in a city where even A-List superstars shop at Ralph's and buy their own condoms and booze at Rite-Aid, but I'm going to take three SUVs and a team of armed security to go to the doctor's office.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 30, 2020 11:38 PM |
I'm the speed with which this thread will be shut down.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 30, 2020 11:47 PM |
I am the botox, fillers, collagen and plastic surgery. I'm just getting started.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 30, 2020 11:48 PM |
[quote] (That's not really her "calligraphy," [R13], is it? It's awful.)
Yes it absolutely is.
And I FIFY.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 30, 2020 11:49 PM |
Calligraphy is easy! All you have to do is make your cursive letters really super-regular and neat, and then put a little backwards flourish at the high point of any letter that sticks up to the top of the line!
Voilá!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 30, 2020 11:52 PM |
I’m her wedding shoes, which know their way down the aisle to the altar all on their own.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 30, 2020 11:54 PM |
More of Meghan's "calligraphy," with lots and lots of exclamation points.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 30, 2020 11:56 PM |
Oh dear, we know that's you Meghan with your, Voilá! Sooooooo cute.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 31, 2020 12:48 AM |
I'm the eyes that instinctively find any camera within a five mile range to lock onto while flashing a big smile.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 31, 2020 1:11 AM |
I am that oh so-insincere smile.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 31, 2020 1:13 AM |
I am en route to my friend Oprah as I feel cooped up chez Tyler.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 31, 2020 1:36 AM |
I’m Harry’s rough trade side pieces.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 31, 2020 1:40 AM |
I’m the ill-fitting clothes meant to fit women without block-like body shapes.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 31, 2020 1:44 AM |
I am Whoresides.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 31, 2020 1:49 AM |
My fanny doesn't let no ginger in
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 31, 2020 1:53 AM |
[quote] 'According to a Mirror Online lip reader, she told the prince: "It's very quiet compared to the screaming at your wedding."'
People were screaming at my wedding, but not at Euge's which I sabotaged by announcing The Coming of Archewell.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 31, 2020 1:56 AM |
I’m the pet dog that she abandoned for spurious reasons. You know me, I used to be on her blog and IG to show the world how caring she was. Next thing you know bitch got no time for me when Harry came along.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 31, 2020 2:01 AM |
I'm the rage towards the queen she dare not express to anyone.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 31, 2020 2:05 AM |
I am my life: I gave it to the BRF.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 31, 2020 2:07 AM |
I am time, amazed at the speed in which she went from fame to infamy.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 31, 2020 2:12 AM |
I am George and Amal, disappointed we made such a bad investment of our time and "friendship," such that it was.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 31, 2020 3:21 AM |
We lent her the goddam plane George!
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 31, 2020 3:30 AM |
I am the smugness.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 31, 2020 3:33 AM |
I'm Harry's smelly farts which gave Megan a good excuse to evict him from the marital bed.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 31, 2020 6:25 PM |
I am the delusions in Meghan's swollen head and the raging anger in Harry's pea brain.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 31, 2020 6:30 PM |
I am the £68,000 I have agreed to pay the Fail in the court case I brought against them.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 31, 2020 6:42 PM |
I'm the £70k engagement dress, what Meghan wants, Meghan gets!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 31, 2020 6:51 PM |
I am Oprah, in hiding.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 31, 2020 6:53 PM |
I am the Clomid, making life hell on earth for everyone in a mile-radius.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 31, 2020 7:03 PM |
I am the irritating 20% VAT that Markel will pay on top of any court judgment.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 31, 2020 7:06 PM |
[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 31, 2020 7:22 PM |
I am the orthodontic cases Meghan wants Harry to wear.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 31, 2020 7:32 PM |
I am the Duchess Whoresides, bitch at R39.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 31, 2020 7:46 PM |
I am the Value in that Added Tax that provides money to all the press and none for MM.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 31, 2020 7:47 PM |
I am smarter than all you bitches!
by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 31, 2020 10:51 PM |
I’m dormant The Tig, waiting to rear my euphuistic head.
[quote] It was time. I wanted to make homemade pasta, but it scared me. It seemed so complicated - this delicate balance that I would overthink until I went full throttle Tracy Flick (à la Election) and took all of the joy out of the simplicity of it. So I just decided to get over myself, and dive right in. My goal: knead the dough, hand crank the noodles, and make a feast that would impress the likes of Mario Batali.
Now, I don’t know Mario Batali. Never met him. But I still wanted to make a pasta that would make him proud. (Something we can revisit on another day).
So there I was with a bag of caputo flour and a prayer, hoping that I didn’t absolutely ruin these grand plans of mine.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | August 2, 2020 2:46 AM |
[quote] I am smarter than all you bitches!
Yeah, you've really proven that so far! **snickers**
by Anonymous | reply 62 | August 2, 2020 3:13 AM |
I am the avocado on toast
by Anonymous | reply 63 | August 2, 2020 10:03 AM |
I am the claims that she is a strong, modern woman belied by temper tantrums and a NPD driven obsession over image.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | August 2, 2020 12:23 PM |
I'm the stress of keeping Harry entertained and not full of sorrow and regret during lockdown.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | August 3, 2020 1:45 AM |
Who on earth still cares about these people? Boring.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | August 3, 2020 1:47 AM |
R66 Why not post on a thread that interests you then?
by Anonymous | reply 67 | August 3, 2020 1:48 AM |
Get off this thread, r66.
No one wants you here.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | August 3, 2020 1:49 AM |
I am the brilliant DL Dangling Tendrils threads in all my stunning prescience.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | August 3, 2020 2:24 PM |
I am knowledge, intuition and wisdom. We all spotted the lying, delusional grifter from out of space.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | August 3, 2020 2:31 PM |