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Let's be Log Cabin Republicans!

I'm this guy!

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by Anonymousreply 7808/01/2020

I'm the wiping of their ass, back to front

by Anonymousreply 107/29/2020

I'm the guilt and emptiness after he cums.

by Anonymousreply 207/29/2020

I'm the sex they have to pay for.

by Anonymousreply 307/29/2020

I'm Tom. But I started the evening as Steve. So I'm the wrong fake name he gives when exchanging hotmail addresses.

by Anonymousreply 407/29/2020

Yeesh! Once you could count on some Log Cabin guys to at least be good looking, not so much anymore.

by Anonymousreply 507/29/2020

I'm this guy!

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by Anonymousreply 607/29/2020

I’m this guy - he was a real asshole.

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by Anonymousreply 707/29/2020

It used to be you could ask why are you in the Party of Homophobes. But now it's just everything. Now it's just, what the fuck is wrong with you that you wound up in the party of shitweasels with absolutely nothing to offer the country or the world? Why do you suck so much that you are a Republican?

by Anonymousreply 807/29/2020

I'm the lipgloss and Prada Dallas queen who refused to wear a mask and gave his whole family Covid-19! Ooops!

by Anonymousreply 907/29/2020

I'm the LCR's father.

I'm the reason for all of this.

by Anonymousreply 1007/29/2020

I'm the effortless masculinity.

by Anonymousreply 1107/29/2020

I'm the Baptist church they slither into, after sucking cock all week.

by Anonymousreply 1207/29/2020

You gals just don't get it, do you?

Being LCR means you get to have things both ways.

Their loathsome lust for money and FU attitude toward anyone who doesn't identify as fascist (er, CONSERVATIVE) makes them at least tolerable to their straight GOP counterparts.

And they STILL get to suck off / get fucked by any desperate loser with a penis who has absolutely no ethics or aesthetic standards.

Win-win, as they say.

by Anonymousreply 1307/29/2020

R9 beat me to it, but I was going to include the Dallas queen's pic:

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by Anonymousreply 1407/29/2020

I'm the "pick me" desperation to be one of the cool kids.

by Anonymousreply 1507/29/2020

Oh, I think we get it r13, I just don't know if they get how low the brand has sunk. There was a time where it kind of all made sense, hey, you're rich and people actually liked Reagan. Now it all just seems so sad and stupid. Like what is wrong with you stupid.

by Anonymousreply 1607/29/2020

R16 - actually the brand has only been exposed and is walking around like they really are. All of the suspicions have been confirmed - openly.

by Anonymousreply 1707/29/2020

I'm the copious amounts of self-loathing.

by Anonymousreply 1807/29/2020

I'm the weed brownie someone should force-feed them so they can unclench and stop being such uptight assholes.

by Anonymousreply 1907/29/2020

I’m my great granddaddy’s confederate flag that hangs over the mantel because it’s about heritage not hate.

by Anonymousreply 2007/29/2020

I'm the other straight white Republicans at the mixer. I speak to the LGR's until I realize they're gay, then I excuse myself because there's someone I MUST talk to.

After a couple of hours, the LGRs are basically out drink servers while we laugh at them every time they go to the bar. They seem to drink a LOT.

by Anonymousreply 2107/29/2020

Oh, the fact that you are here, r21, well, we know you have at least occasionally thought about it.

by Anonymousreply 2207/29/2020

R22 - I have no idea what you're talking about.

by Anonymousreply 2307/29/2020

I’m the fetid, unrelenting shame and self-loathing.

by Anonymousreply 2407/29/2020

I’m Kirk Cameron!

by Anonymousreply 2507/29/2020

The first guy obviously lives in DC. It’s dork central

by Anonymousreply 2607/29/2020

I'm the Stetson hat that only emphasizes my wearer's "ARE THOSE SNICKERDOODLES?" face.

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by Anonymousreply 2707/29/2020

Posted without comment

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by Anonymousreply 2807/29/2020

Why are these dudes always so ugly?

by Anonymousreply 2907/29/2020

I'm their double chins.

by Anonymousreply 3007/29/2020

I'm Joshua Speed, one of Abe Lincoln's male lovers. Eight score and one year ago, Honest Abe put his log in my cabin!

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by Anonymousreply 3107/29/2020

I'm these gorgeous specimens

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by Anonymousreply 3207/29/2020

The only LCR I have ever known had really long hair—girl length, way beyond "hippie"—and for some reason, he's who I think whenever I read a screed from YMF. Kevin was younger than his boyfriend by at least a decade, and when OurMillennialPOS goes off on "DLEGs," I get Kevin in my mind.

by Anonymousreply 3307/29/2020

Do they use Log Cabin Syrup?

by Anonymousreply 3407/30/2020

No, nothing but the finest Aunt Jemima syrup and pancake mix for them.

by Anonymousreply 3507/30/2020

I’m the hot gay guy who brutally rejected these idiots. Unknowingly, my devastating rejection has led them down the road of an incel. That or they had daddy issues.

I’m their origin story!!

by Anonymousreply 3607/30/2020

gay republicans all look like sea turtles. or deprived of oxygen at birth.

by Anonymousreply 3707/30/2020

Marry me, R1! I saw the thread and immediately thought they all look like they wipe back to front! I opened the thread and there you were as the first response!

by Anonymousreply 3807/30/2020

No, we don't, R37!

by Anonymousreply 3907/30/2020

[quote] And they STILL get to suck off / get fucked by any desperate loser with a penis who has absolutely no ethics or aesthetic standards.

Dial it down. You’re probably talking about DLers.

by Anonymousreply 4007/30/2020

I'm the jealously of most the posters of this thread.

by Anonymousreply 4107/30/2020

I’m a dumb cunt

by Anonymousreply 4207/30/2020

[quote]I'm the jealously of most the posters of this thread.

None of us, I assure you, is "jealously" of your spellingly.

by Anonymousreply 4307/30/2020

[quote] Do they use Log Cabin Syrup?

Maybe. But they nickname their holes Mrs. Buttersworth.

by Anonymousreply 4407/30/2020

I'm the "look mommy and daddy, even though I can take a whole traffic cone up my hole and guzzle cum like it's Mountain Dew, I'm not like the rest of them. Really, I'm not. Do you love me now?"

by Anonymousreply 4507/30/2020

I'm the BBC or uncut Latino, that they all want up their ass.

by Anonymousreply 4607/30/2020

I'm their very conflicted, convoluted religiosity.

by Anonymousreply 4707/30/2020

I'm intreed by this jealously theory. Ebolarate, R41.

by Anonymousreply 4807/30/2020

We are the way they tried to blame Black people for the passage of Prop 8. No wait, that was Dan Savage.

by Anonymousreply 4907/30/2020

If any of you ever thought about moving to DC well now you have pictures of the nerds and dorks that live there

by Anonymousreply 5007/30/2020

I am the N-word being shouted at their computers every time a black person says something homophobic.

by Anonymousreply 5107/30/2020

I’m the freshly baked cookies just off camera in r28.

by Anonymousreply 5207/30/2020

Delaying the election seems like a perfectly fair and sensible thing to me.

by Anonymousreply 5307/30/2020

I am the uncomfortable level of whiteness. It is so high that it makes nonwhites turn white just by interacting with them.

by Anonymousreply 5407/30/2020

I am the fact that Abraham Lincoln was a racist and so by proxy is any organization devoted to his memory. Norman Lear was right. Joe Biden was also right. If you don’t support straight white male liberals, then not only are you not black, but you ain’t gay either!

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by Anonymousreply 5507/30/2020

I'm the idiots who wouldn't wear masks and then owned the libs by dying

by Anonymousreply 5607/30/2020

I'm the non-tips they leave for bartenders at gay bars because they're so fiscally cheap.

by Anonymousreply 5707/30/2020

The guy in OP's pic Gregory Angelo used to date some porn guy - can't remember which one but I remember it seeming very odd to me at the time.

by Anonymousreply 5807/30/2020

They really are all hideous. I wonder if it’s the centuries of inbreeding. All Republicans seem to be hideous. There are, like, two who are remotely fuckable.

by Anonymousreply 5907/30/2020

I'm going to bloviate about family values while ordering porn star escorts by the dozen

by Anonymousreply 6007/31/2020

I fainted when I heard Brooks Brothers filed for bankruptcy.

Where shall I go? What shall I do?

by Anonymousreply 6107/31/2020

Brooks Brothers is going under? Noooooooo. Where am I supposed to find bow ties?

by Anonymousreply 6207/31/2020

Do you guys know any? I do. They all tend to use fiscal conservatism as a cloak. The mental gymnastics to justify X while ignoring Y is quite interesting. Most of them can't seem to stand flamboyant gay men.

by Anonymousreply 6307/31/2020

Worship of money leads to all sorts of other distortions. Someone once called it the root of all evil, I believe.

by Anonymousreply 6407/31/2020

I'm Scott Presler. I respond to EVERY SINGLE Trump tweet.

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by Anonymousreply 6507/31/2020

R65 Not to mention for a GAY MAN, you have an absurd obsession with a certain 72 year old female politician. She's not a penis!!

by Anonymousreply 6607/31/2020

I am the untreated gender dysphoria masquerading as homosexuality.

by Anonymousreply 6707/31/2020

And yet they all wear kicky little bow-ties, r63.

by Anonymousreply 6807/31/2020

I'm Hogan Gidley, and if I'm not already a member of this club, why the fuck not?

by Anonymousreply 6907/31/2020

I'm Hogan Gidley's ratty Korean wig

by Anonymousreply 7007/31/2020

I'm Phyllis Schafly's son John, still trying for my dead mother's love.

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by Anonymousreply 7107/31/2020

R71 More pictures of people in DC

by Anonymousreply 7207/31/2020

R71 lol.

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by Anonymousreply 7307/31/2020

I'm the big black dildo they pleasure themselves with.

by Anonymousreply 7407/31/2020

I'm the social ostracism they want to avoid from fellow gays, so they try to hide their Repub leanings at first -- but inevitably they'll slip up, usually after a drink or five.

by Anonymousreply 7507/31/2020

I'm the endless excuses for the party's antigay laws.

by Anonymousreply 7608/01/2020

I am Pete Buttigieg. Since I’m not a black trans sex worker of color, I might as well give up any and all pretense of being a Democrat and go ahead and join LCR.

by Anonymousreply 7708/01/2020

Yes, r77, that's why he did better in the polls than expected *rolls eyes*

by Anonymousreply 7808/01/2020
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