I'm this guy!
Let's be Log Cabin Republicans!
|by Anonymous||reply 78||08/01/2020|
I'm the wiping of their ass, back to front
|by Anonymous||reply 1||07/29/2020|
I'm the guilt and emptiness after he cums.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||07/29/2020|
I'm the sex they have to pay for.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||07/29/2020|
I'm Tom. But I started the evening as Steve. So I'm the wrong fake name he gives when exchanging hotmail addresses.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||07/29/2020|
Yeesh! Once you could count on some Log Cabin guys to at least be good looking, not so much anymore.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||07/29/2020|
I'm this guy!
|by Anonymous||reply 6||07/29/2020|
I’m this guy - he was a real asshole.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||07/29/2020|
It used to be you could ask why are you in the Party of Homophobes. But now it's just everything. Now it's just, what the fuck is wrong with you that you wound up in the party of shitweasels with absolutely nothing to offer the country or the world? Why do you suck so much that you are a Republican?
|by Anonymous||reply 8||07/29/2020|
I'm the lipgloss and Prada Dallas queen who refused to wear a mask and gave his whole family Covid-19! Ooops!
|by Anonymous||reply 9||07/29/2020|
I'm the LCR's father.
I'm the reason for all of this.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||07/29/2020|
I'm the effortless masculinity.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||07/29/2020|
I'm the Baptist church they slither into, after sucking cock all week.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||07/29/2020|
You gals just don't get it, do you?
Being LCR means you get to have things both ways.
Their loathsome lust for money and FU attitude toward anyone who doesn't identify as fascist (er, CONSERVATIVE) makes them at least tolerable to their straight GOP counterparts.
And they STILL get to suck off / get fucked by any desperate loser with a penis who has absolutely no ethics or aesthetic standards.
Win-win, as they say.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||07/29/2020|
R9 beat me to it, but I was going to include the Dallas queen's pic:
|by Anonymous||reply 14||07/29/2020|
I'm the "pick me" desperation to be one of the cool kids.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||07/29/2020|
Oh, I think we get it r13, I just don't know if they get how low the brand has sunk. There was a time where it kind of all made sense, hey, you're rich and people actually liked Reagan. Now it all just seems so sad and stupid. Like what is wrong with you stupid.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||07/29/2020|
R16 - actually the brand has only been exposed and is walking around like they really are. All of the suspicions have been confirmed - openly.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||07/29/2020|
I'm the copious amounts of self-loathing.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||07/29/2020|
I'm the weed brownie someone should force-feed them so they can unclench and stop being such uptight assholes.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||07/29/2020|
I’m my great granddaddy’s confederate flag that hangs over the mantel because it’s about heritage not hate.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||07/29/2020|
I'm the other straight white Republicans at the mixer. I speak to the LGR's until I realize they're gay, then I excuse myself because there's someone I MUST talk to.
After a couple of hours, the LGRs are basically out drink servers while we laugh at them every time they go to the bar. They seem to drink a LOT.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||07/29/2020|
Oh, the fact that you are here, r21, well, we know you have at least occasionally thought about it.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||07/29/2020|
R22 - I have no idea what you're talking about.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||07/29/2020|
I’m the fetid, unrelenting shame and self-loathing.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||07/29/2020|
I’m Kirk Cameron!
|by Anonymous||reply 25||07/29/2020|
The first guy obviously lives in DC. It’s dork central
|by Anonymous||reply 26||07/29/2020|
I'm the Stetson hat that only emphasizes my wearer's "ARE THOSE SNICKERDOODLES?" face.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||07/29/2020|
Posted without comment
|by Anonymous||reply 28||07/29/2020|
Why are these dudes always so ugly?
|by Anonymous||reply 29||07/29/2020|
I'm their double chins.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||07/29/2020|
I'm Joshua Speed, one of Abe Lincoln's male lovers. Eight score and one year ago, Honest Abe put his log in my cabin!
|by Anonymous||reply 31||07/29/2020|
I'm these gorgeous specimens
|by Anonymous||reply 32||07/29/2020|
The only LCR I have ever known had really long hair—girl length, way beyond "hippie"—and for some reason, he's who I think whenever I read a screed from YMF. Kevin was younger than his boyfriend by at least a decade, and when OurMillennialPOS goes off on "DLEGs," I get Kevin in my mind.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||07/29/2020|
Do they use Log Cabin Syrup?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||07/30/2020|
No, nothing but the finest Aunt Jemima syrup and pancake mix for them.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||07/30/2020|
I’m the hot gay guy who brutally rejected these idiots. Unknowingly, my devastating rejection has led them down the road of an incel. That or they had daddy issues.
I’m their origin story!!
|by Anonymous||reply 36||07/30/2020|
gay republicans all look like sea turtles. or deprived of oxygen at birth.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||07/30/2020|
Marry me, R1! I saw the thread and immediately thought they all look like they wipe back to front! I opened the thread and there you were as the first response!
|by Anonymous||reply 38||07/30/2020|
No, we don't, R37!
|by Anonymous||reply 39||07/30/2020|
[quote] And they STILL get to suck off / get fucked by any desperate loser with a penis who has absolutely no ethics or aesthetic standards.
Dial it down. You’re probably talking about DLers.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||07/30/2020|
I'm the jealously of most the posters of this thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||07/30/2020|
I’m a dumb cunt
|by Anonymous||reply 42||07/30/2020|
[quote]I'm the jealously of most the posters of this thread.
None of us, I assure you, is "jealously" of your spellingly.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||07/30/2020|
[quote] Do they use Log Cabin Syrup?
Maybe. But they nickname their holes Mrs. Buttersworth.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||07/30/2020|
I'm the "look mommy and daddy, even though I can take a whole traffic cone up my hole and guzzle cum like it's Mountain Dew, I'm not like the rest of them. Really, I'm not. Do you love me now?"
|by Anonymous||reply 45||07/30/2020|
I'm the BBC or uncut Latino, that they all want up their ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||07/30/2020|
I'm their very conflicted, convoluted religiosity.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||07/30/2020|
I'm intreed by this jealously theory. Ebolarate, R41.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||07/30/2020|
We are the way they tried to blame Black people for the passage of Prop 8. No wait, that was Dan Savage.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||07/30/2020|
If any of you ever thought about moving to DC well now you have pictures of the nerds and dorks that live there
|by Anonymous||reply 50||07/30/2020|
I am the N-word being shouted at their computers every time a black person says something homophobic.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||07/30/2020|
I’m the freshly baked cookies just off camera in r28.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||07/30/2020|
Delaying the election seems like a perfectly fair and sensible thing to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||07/30/2020|
I am the uncomfortable level of whiteness. It is so high that it makes nonwhites turn white just by interacting with them.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||07/30/2020|
I am the fact that Abraham Lincoln was a racist and so by proxy is any organization devoted to his memory. Norman Lear was right. Joe Biden was also right. If you don’t support straight white male liberals, then not only are you not black, but you ain’t gay either!
|by Anonymous||reply 55||07/30/2020|
I'm the idiots who wouldn't wear masks and then owned the libs by dying
|by Anonymous||reply 56||07/30/2020|
I'm the non-tips they leave for bartenders at gay bars because they're so fiscally cheap.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||07/30/2020|
The guy in OP's pic Gregory Angelo used to date some porn guy - can't remember which one but I remember it seeming very odd to me at the time.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||07/30/2020|
They really are all hideous. I wonder if it’s the centuries of inbreeding. All Republicans seem to be hideous. There are, like, two who are remotely fuckable.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||07/30/2020|
I'm going to bloviate about family values while ordering porn star escorts by the dozen
|by Anonymous||reply 60||07/31/2020|
I fainted when I heard Brooks Brothers filed for bankruptcy.
Where shall I go? What shall I do?
|by Anonymous||reply 61||07/31/2020|
Brooks Brothers is going under? Noooooooo. Where am I supposed to find bow ties?
|by Anonymous||reply 62||07/31/2020|
Do you guys know any? I do. They all tend to use fiscal conservatism as a cloak. The mental gymnastics to justify X while ignoring Y is quite interesting. Most of them can't seem to stand flamboyant gay men.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||07/31/2020|
Worship of money leads to all sorts of other distortions. Someone once called it the root of all evil, I believe.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||07/31/2020|
I'm Scott Presler. I respond to EVERY SINGLE Trump tweet.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||07/31/2020|
R65 Not to mention for a GAY MAN, you have an absurd obsession with a certain 72 year old female politician. She's not a penis!!
|by Anonymous||reply 66||07/31/2020|
I am the untreated gender dysphoria masquerading as homosexuality.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||07/31/2020|
And yet they all wear kicky little bow-ties, r63.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||07/31/2020|
I'm Hogan Gidley, and if I'm not already a member of this club, why the fuck not?
|by Anonymous||reply 69||07/31/2020|
I'm Hogan Gidley's ratty Korean wig
|by Anonymous||reply 70||07/31/2020|
I'm Phyllis Schafly's son John, still trying for my dead mother's love.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||07/31/2020|
R71 More pictures of people in DC
|by Anonymous||reply 72||07/31/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 73||07/31/2020|
I'm the big black dildo they pleasure themselves with.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||07/31/2020|
I'm the social ostracism they want to avoid from fellow gays, so they try to hide their Repub leanings at first -- but inevitably they'll slip up, usually after a drink or five.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||07/31/2020|
I'm the endless excuses for the party's antigay laws.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||08/01/2020|
I am Pete Buttigieg. Since I’m not a black trans sex worker of color, I might as well give up any and all pretense of being a Democrat and go ahead and join LCR.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||08/01/2020|
Yes, r77, that's why he did better in the polls than expected *rolls eyes*
|by Anonymous||reply 78||08/01/2020|