Let's be Log Cabin Republicans!

I'm the wiping of their ass, back to front

I'm the guilt and emptiness after he cums.

I'm the sex they have to pay for.

I'm Tom. But I started the evening as Steve. So I'm the wrong fake name he gives when exchanging hotmail addresses.

Yeesh! Once you could count on some Log Cabin guys to at least be good looking, not so much anymore.

I'm this guy!

I’m this guy - he was a real asshole.

It used to be you could ask why are you in the Party of Homophobes. But now it's just everything. Now it's just, what the fuck is wrong with you that you wound up in the party of shitweasels with absolutely nothing to offer the country or the world? Why do you suck so much that you are a Republican?

I'm the lipgloss and Prada Dallas queen who refused to wear a mask and gave his whole family Covid-19! Ooops!

I'm the LCR's father.

I'm the reason for all of this.

I'm the effortless masculinity.

I'm the Baptist church they slither into, after sucking cock all week.

You gals just don't get it, do you?

Being LCR means you get to have things both ways.

Their loathsome lust for money and FU attitude toward anyone who doesn't identify as fascist (er, CONSERVATIVE) makes them at least tolerable to their straight GOP counterparts.

And they STILL get to suck off / get fucked by any desperate loser with a penis who has absolutely no ethics or aesthetic standards.

Win-win, as they say.

R9 beat me to it, but I was going to include the Dallas queen's pic:

I'm the "pick me" desperation to be one of the cool kids.

Oh, I think we get it r13, I just don't know if they get how low the brand has sunk. There was a time where it kind of all made sense, hey, you're rich and people actually liked Reagan. Now it all just seems so sad and stupid. Like what is wrong with you stupid.

R16 - actually the brand has only been exposed and is walking around like they really are. All of the suspicions have been confirmed - openly.

I'm the copious amounts of self-loathing.

I'm the weed brownie someone should force-feed them so they can unclench and stop being such uptight assholes.

I’m my great granddaddy’s confederate flag that hangs over the mantel because it’s about heritage not hate.

I'm the other straight white Republicans at the mixer. I speak to the LGR's until I realize they're gay, then I excuse myself because there's someone I MUST talk to.

After a couple of hours, the LGRs are basically out drink servers while we laugh at them every time they go to the bar. They seem to drink a LOT.

Oh, the fact that you are here, r21, well, we know you have at least occasionally thought about it.

R22 - I have no idea what you're talking about.

I’m the fetid, unrelenting shame and self-loathing.

I’m Kirk Cameron!

The first guy obviously lives in DC. It’s dork central

I'm the Stetson hat that only emphasizes my wearer's "ARE THOSE SNICKERDOODLES?" face.

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Why are these dudes always so ugly?

I'm their double chins.

I'm Joshua Speed, one of Abe Lincoln's male lovers. Eight score and one year ago, Honest Abe put his log in my cabin!

I'm these gorgeous specimens

The only LCR I have ever known had really long hair—girl length, way beyond "hippie"—and for some reason, he's who I think whenever I read a screed from YMF. Kevin was younger than his boyfriend by at least a decade, and when OurMillennialPOS goes off on "DLEGs," I get Kevin in my mind.

Do they use Log Cabin Syrup?

No, nothing but the finest Aunt Jemima syrup and pancake mix for them.

I’m the hot gay guy who brutally rejected these idiots. Unknowingly, my devastating rejection has led them down the road of an incel. That or they had daddy issues.

I’m their origin story!!

gay republicans all look like sea turtles. or deprived of oxygen at birth.

Marry me, R1! I saw the thread and immediately thought they all look like they wipe back to front! I opened the thread and there you were as the first response!

No, we don't, R37!

[quote] And they STILL get to suck off / get fucked by any desperate loser with a penis who has absolutely no ethics or aesthetic standards.

Dial it down. You’re probably talking about DLers.

I'm the jealously of most the posters of this thread.

I’m a dumb cunt

[quote]I'm the jealously of most the posters of this thread.

None of us, I assure you, is "jealously" of your spellingly.

[quote] Do they use Log Cabin Syrup?

Maybe. But they nickname their holes Mrs. Buttersworth.

I'm the "look mommy and daddy, even though I can take a whole traffic cone up my hole and guzzle cum like it's Mountain Dew, I'm not like the rest of them. Really, I'm not. Do you love me now?"

I'm the BBC or uncut Latino, that they all want up their ass.

I'm their very conflicted, convoluted religiosity.

I'm intreed by this jealously theory. Ebolarate, R41.

We are the way they tried to blame Black people for the passage of Prop 8. No wait, that was Dan Savage.

If any of you ever thought about moving to DC well now you have pictures of the nerds and dorks that live there

I am the N-word being shouted at their computers every time a black person says something homophobic.

I’m the freshly baked cookies just off camera in r28.

Delaying the election seems like a perfectly fair and sensible thing to me.

I am the uncomfortable level of whiteness. It is so high that it makes nonwhites turn white just by interacting with them.

I am the fact that Abraham Lincoln was a racist and so by proxy is any organization devoted to his memory. Norman Lear was right. Joe Biden was also right. If you don’t support straight white male liberals, then not only are you not black, but you ain’t gay either!

I'm the idiots who wouldn't wear masks and then owned the libs by dying

I'm the non-tips they leave for bartenders at gay bars because they're so fiscally cheap.

The guy in OP's pic Gregory Angelo used to date some porn guy - can't remember which one but I remember it seeming very odd to me at the time.

They really are all hideous. I wonder if it’s the centuries of inbreeding. All Republicans seem to be hideous. There are, like, two who are remotely fuckable.

I'm going to bloviate about family values while ordering porn star escorts by the dozen

I fainted when I heard Brooks Brothers filed for bankruptcy.

Where shall I go? What shall I do?

Brooks Brothers is going under? Noooooooo. Where am I supposed to find bow ties?

Do you guys know any? I do. They all tend to use fiscal conservatism as a cloak. The mental gymnastics to justify X while ignoring Y is quite interesting. Most of them can't seem to stand flamboyant gay men.

Worship of money leads to all sorts of other distortions. Someone once called it the root of all evil, I believe.

I'm Scott Presler. I respond to EVERY SINGLE Trump tweet.

R65 Not to mention for a GAY MAN, you have an absurd obsession with a certain 72 year old female politician. She's not a penis!!

I am the untreated gender dysphoria masquerading as homosexuality.

And yet they all wear kicky little bow-ties, r63.

I'm Hogan Gidley, and if I'm not already a member of this club, why the fuck not?

I'm Hogan Gidley's ratty Korean wig

I'm Phyllis Schafly's son John, still trying for my dead mother's love.

R71 More pictures of people in DC

R71 lol.

I'm the big black dildo they pleasure themselves with.

I'm the social ostracism they want to avoid from fellow gays, so they try to hide their Repub leanings at first -- but inevitably they'll slip up, usually after a drink or five.

I'm the endless excuses for the party's antigay laws.

I am Pete Buttigieg. Since I’m not a black trans sex worker of color, I might as well give up any and all pretense of being a Democrat and go ahead and join LCR.

Yes, r77, that's why he did better in the polls than expected *rolls eyes*