Happy 50th Birthday, Jonah Falcon

Ewwww.

Have we ever seen an actual photo of this enormous schlong?

He looks special

He’s disgusting

R2 I haven't and don't think there are nudes out there of him hard.

Did he ever have a successful relationship? I remember when he was on Gay.com in the early aughts, and he always seemed wanting, yet lonely.

R6 I hope he has, he seems like a nice, smart guy.

With a giant penis, and that giant penis is blessing and burden to him, I imagine. You never know if someone likes you for you, or for the python in your pants.

There are pics. It's not pretty. It's extremely large, but not the largest ever seen. He created all of this publicity around himself 25 years ago and sustains it - so no one to blame about his notoriety but himself.

He never had good job prospects and was not that attractive and didn't have a winning personality.

It's not the dick, Jonah. It's YOU.

We can show bigger ones from around here in exchange for food.

R9 GASP!!!!

It’s surprisingly ugly. Like an eel. Attached to an unattractive man. Ima size queen but it does nothing for me.

R11 - yeah, it looks like a deflated fire hose.

Proof that God has a sense of humor

He’s socially stunted. Somewhat ASD but without the charm.

Perhaps it was editing, but he came off as inordinately proud of mother nature’s dirty little trick. It’s his whole identity.

Sal and Richard from The Howard Stern show used to terrorize this guy when he hosted a Yankees show on public access. It was hilarious

I'd rather have the bag of "flamin' hot" chips.

That's nasty....

but where is this enormous misshapen yam?

Super large cocks seem worthless when you get older....unless for the blue pill.

He should just give up

I slept him and I swear he was one of those pump queens.

Why would anyone in their right mind admit that, R23??

Ugly and with a bad body. Who cares about the huge schlong?

[quote] Who cares about the huge schlong?

Are you new here? Are you new to being a homosexualist?

R24 it was over 20 years ago. I did it on my lunch hour from my temp gig.

I ask again for gay homo boys to show me pictures of this biggest pene in world! I am expert on topic of pene. I guess the pene size for talent portion of Miss Slovenia contest. I tell you if fat old homo boy Jonah is lying.

R27 Details please! Oral or anal? Was it already pumped?

I’ve seen bigger.

For someone professing to have the biggest dick in the world, there don’t seem to be too many pics of it.

The dude is a con artist.

Jonah Adam (Cardeli) Falcon (born July 29, 1970)[1] is an American actor and television presenter.[2] He came to national attention in 1999 over the size of his penis, reported to be the largest on record at 13.5 inches (34 cm) long when erect.

However, Falcon has not authorized or permitted independent verification of this figure.

Falcon has at times claimed that his biological father was porn star John Holmes, who was famous for the size of his penis.[1][6][5] Falcon has claimed to have documentation proving this lineage, but family members have dismissed this claim[6] and he has failed to produce any evidence.

So he's Italian. Figures.

He’s pathetic.

He lives in a welfare apartment with his mother in Chelsea. The building stinks of piss.

No verification? Feh.

Scroll down. All his pics look fake or photoshopped.

Sounds sexy r35

I dated a guy who’s dick was that big and he wasn’t fat.

Oh my word, that was nasty

Did you take it up the ass r39

It looks like a deformity. Just give me a regular cock please.

Of course! That’s about all I liked about him r41

It’s like a Yugo with a Bowers & Wilkins 1000 watt stereo.

[quote]It’s like a Yugo with a Bowers & Wilkins 1000 watt stereo.

Or Bang & Olufsen

I once had a rendezvous with him a few years back (to which I only admit to anonymously, lol) and he was most definitely nowhere near 13.5 inches hard or strecthed. I am a solid 7.5 in real inches when fully ercet, and comparatively, there's no way he's a whole 6 inches bigger than me. I'd say at MOST, he was a solid two inches or so bigger than me, I'll even say 3 just to be generous, bringing him to a solid 9.5-10, or I guess 10.5 since I'm being generous here. Still, no where close to 13.5. Not sure why he feels the need to lie, I guess because while 10 inches is pretty rare, it's not as rare as 13.5?

But yeah, he is a total fraud. And on a side note, he had the ABSOLUTE WORST BREATH of anyone I have ever kissed (yes, we kissed, ugh). Not sure if he hate a basket of raw unions before oir encounter but wow, it was truly unreal. Oh and his penis smelled awful too, so I merrly jerked him a bit. I will say, the one redeeming part of the whole experience was the MASSIVE thickness of that thing. It felt soooooooooo amazing in my hands, like the ultimate stress reliever, hah. Still didn't make up for the terrible breath or stinkiness of the peen, but at least I got something out of it, other than gross odors/tastes.

He’s constantly on Grindr if you’re in NYC

Yes, he's ugly, but still he has massive cock. I'm wondering if he had any sort of good sex life. Something tells me he didn't - the social awkwardness, his looks, the fact that he seems almost mad at his dick - seeing it as preventing him from what he wanted to achieve.

If he’s gay, why doesn’t he actually make himself look a little nicer?

Bottoms will go rabid over any big duck as long as it’s attached to someone who isn’t a hobo

I mean, he could definitely have sex. Big dick is a commodity and someone will always want it - even if it's attached to a less than ideal person.

He looks like the male equivalent of a Frau.

The Oscar winners he bedded were Judi Dench and Helen Mirren.

Feel kind of sorry for him. He says he's afraid of 'penile fracture' just by turning over in his sleep.