Datalounge Mascot

Stop posting pictures of me.

I am ashamed/proud to admit I AM wearing a Ralph Lauren shirt today.

Are you insane? The Datalounge mascot must be a CAT.

Listen to the Reverend Mother

How about an inanimate object for a mascot? I never cease to be amazed that some DLers truly know and follow the different royal crowns and tiaras — and actually have views and opinions about them. Those threads get to 600 in a day.

I hereby nominate one of those god damned fucking tiaras

We already have a mascot, newbies. Behold the almiqui!

We humbly apologize to our almiqui overlords.

WHET that therapy dog who used to be our mascot? Miss Somebody.

If Charlie McCarthy is the mascot for those of us who are more privileged, here's his friend Mortimer Snerd to be the mascot for those of you less fortunate (like evidently OP, who sounds so bitter).

[quote] WHET that therapy dog who used to be our mascot? Miss Somebody.

Miss Sissyboodles

Sissyboodles is Jaclyn Smoth’s cat ...

[quote] Sissyboodles is Jaclyn Smoth’s cat ...

First of all, wrong.

Second, Jacklyn “Smoth” has a cat? If so what type of. cat is it and what is its name?

I lead a life of leisure, very privileged. I just find the typical DataLounger, who peaked in prep school, very amusing. All you have for fun is cooking in your NYC apartment. So fabulous!

Hey sweetie, time for cocktails!

Is that Charlie McCarthy?

I thought it was the sociopathic double from one of the three episodes of "Dead of Night" - with Michael Redgrave as the ventriloquist.

If it isn't, it ought to be.

Everyone of you is missing the point. It’s not about the mascot. OP he is making fun of what pretentious assholes you are.

The cat’s fucking name was Bootsie Gumdrops.

We should dm Jaclyn Smith to see if she has any photos we could use as mascot pics.

FOLLIES!!

The Darfur Orphan is the Datalounge Mascot.

If you really want to impress us OP, you should mention how your younger sister is Candice Bergen and your father lives you more than her AND your bedroom was larger!

Jamie Lee Curtis says this is the f****** mascot.

Well you could just read the original post and realize he’s making fun of everyone on DL.

If we get a mascot it should be the doll of *kisses doll* fame

[quote] The cat’s fucking name was Bootsie Gumdrops.

Thanks. What type of cat was it?

I’m imagining going to someone’s house for a hookup, and Charlie is waiting for me, lubed up and ready.

R22, it was a rescue cat.

No one missed that point, r14. We just didn’t care.

I nominate Uncle Bottom’s Lhasa Apso, Mitzi.

R25 I know you don’t care. In about five minutes you’ll go back to talking about mothers antiques, the rump roast you’re making for hubby, New York City, cocktails, 50s ingénues, and the year 1971 on fire Island..Oh and then you’ll bring it back to New York again..big..fat.. yawn

Probably this guy....

[quote] I lead a life of leisure, very privileged.

R24, what was the cat’s name?

Surely it must be Wayland Flower's Madame. The Blobfish is a serious contender.

The Datalounge mascot for years standing, as all longtime Dataloungers know, is the almiqui.

Muriel once created a polo shirt for sale here with the almiqui where the polo player or penguin should be.

What about this nice young fellow?

R32, are you also R6?

On the left.

In the middle wearing RED.

FAS.

Jazz hands!

Miss Peanut, r7 Miss Peanut.

Heavens to Murgatroyd!

How could you not choose Snagglepuss

The first gay cartoon character

He's PINK, FFS!

[quote] Actually, r27, I’ve never discussed any of that stuff, except for occasional posts about NYC, because I live here. But if other people want to, so what? Like they were going to wither up and go away if only they noticed the obvious fact that OP was making fun of them?

Anyway, the almiqui gets my vote for mascot.

^ Hmmm, excuse quote malfunction above.

R17 So I am the mascot for all of you First-World prisspots, but none of you will feed me. This is the worst gig ever. That fat cow Sally Struthers promised me that I would be paid richly in food. Did she eat it all? I hate this. Find another mascot and fuck off.

Could we get an official poll on this, for God'sh shake?

Darfur Orphan is a cow, why didn’t you hunt and then eat her.

R45 Because malnutrition has weakened me beyond belief, muthafucka.

Now's my big chance for Internet fame! Eat multiple smegma-filled cocks, Judy Garland!

Darfur Orphan, apologies for my badly written post; alcohol has weakened my mind beyond belief.

Anyone who votes for me as mascot will receive a signed copy of my autobiography, of which I have a large storage unit full. If you don't vote for me, obviously you're racist. Why you gotta keep a sistah down? Just kidding, I love you bitches.

R38, bad hands....pathetic nails.....horror movie face...creepy

Well, thank goodness I'll at least get the dyke vote. It probably helped that I offered to flash my sweet vag.

Lindsey "Aunt Pittypat" Graham

Divi ain't got time for your shit.

But we have time for hers.

Now more than ever.

Divide

R34, your schtick is so boring.

Seconding r31. The Blobfish is very DL: beautiful yet horrifying, jovial yet filled with pathos, and he fares very poorly outside his own habitat.

He’s a murderous little fucker, too. Blobfish piss me off. Vote Blobfish. Just like us, he has parasites of the mouth.

More Snagglepuss:

Flames from space

Constantly annoyed at something beginning wth "M" (SP: I hate you meeces ! DL: I hate you Millennials!)

Single

His world has not changed in 60 years

Enjoys theater

R57 It was Mr. Jinks the Cat who hated those meeces to pieces, not Snagglepuss.

Ha! He was before my time R58 and I discovered him via DL and watched some videos on YouTube. Obviously mixed up the cats. Was Mr. Jinks obviously gay too? FFS, the name alone...

Mr Jinx may have been a proto-Snagglepuss but he lacked the pink fur or the truly theatrical delivery.

OP Why do you have a picture of Candice Bergen’s bother on your post?

Every puss has a snuggle.

(Shudder)

I thought it was William O’Connor?

The almiqui can be your mascot, but I insist on being named TIME's Mammal of the Year.

Look no further than the Rosy Maple Moth, DL.

I mean, just look at him!

^PS., I’m not Pierre

That's a queer lookin' fella.

Oh come now. The only proper DL Mascot has to be Muriel herself. I give you this...

Thanks, R39; Miss Peanut she is!

My alternate DL mascot idea, since it’s an obsession here. Although, the image of the typical DataLounge user looking like Charlie McCarthy is strong.

[quote]Thanks, [R39]; Miss Peanut she is!

It's only appropriate that our mascot be a bitch!

It can only be Miss Peanut. Another vote for her yellow labaciousness.