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Big Boned Gal: Heavyset Dutch Princess, 16, Flaunts Her Plus-Size Look

Is this why the Netherlands is sinking?

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by Anonymousreply 28308/07/2020

I suppose they could have called her "svelte" and "willowy" instead, but that would be getting into the Daily Mail territory of alternate-universe mockery.

by Anonymousreply 107/28/2020

You just know she ate the wedding cake before the reception.

by Anonymousreply 207/28/2020

The hair is horrible as well.

by Anonymousreply 307/28/2020

She is overweight but that dress makes he look about three sizes bigger than she is. Did nobody tell her how terrible it looked. She looks far better and slimmer on the other photo.

by Anonymousreply 407/28/2020

She will be The Ample Monarch.

by Anonymousreply 507/28/2020

It's tiresome just to see one version of the female form. Go rattle yer bones elsewhere.

by Anonymousreply 607/28/2020

Here she is on King’s Day at the end of April.

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by Anonymousreply 707/28/2020

Y'all leave this little girl alone. She looks fine.

by Anonymousreply 807/28/2020

R7, the King looks like Kris Kringle in "Santa Claus is Coming To Town."

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by Anonymousreply 907/28/2020

They look like white trash who think they’re dressing “classy”.

The most striking is the ankle-straps. You have to have incredible legs to pull them off. They “cut off” the leg, visually, so women with short stumpy legs shouldn’t wear them. As with most chokers and cuff bracelets, they have a slight fetish connotation, and a thick black strap can look like an ankle monitor.

The Queen’s floral jumpsuit with the patent-leather accessories cracks me up.

by Anonymousreply 1007/28/2020

Well, she certainly is a full figured gal. Those breasts are haughty and milk proud.

by Anonymousreply 1107/28/2020

Not mentioning her size would be the elephant in the room, so to speak.

by Anonymousreply 1207/28/2020

IRL I know a woman like this. Half-Dutch, half-Slovak, blonde, pretty face, big-boned and 6’ tall.

She never lacks for male company. It helps that she’s sweet and outgoing, always laughing.

by Anonymousreply 1307/28/2020

I lived in Holland for 4 years. Invariably, Dutch men are tall and slim. Dutch women are tall and solid - often with quite ample hips and rear ends. Big boned would be the polite way to put it. The Dutch are the tallest race in the world. They aren't well-known for their fashion dress sense like the Italians or French.

They all have beautiful skin and teeth.

She looks like a fairly normal Dutch girl to me. She's currently 16. She'll slim down in her late teens.

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by Anonymousreply 1407/28/2020

Nicely said R13.

by Anonymousreply 1507/28/2020

Fat sow

by Anonymousreply 1607/28/2020

[quote]Dutch women are tall and solid - often with quite ample hips and rear ends. Big boned would be the polite way to put it.

I live in a city with a substantial Dutch-American presence, and this is true of the women here, too. Tall and blonde, with child-bearing hips. Oh, and local stores stock really big shoe sizes -- for both women and men.

by Anonymousreply 1707/28/2020

Yes R17! They have feet like dinner plates!

by Anonymousreply 1807/28/2020

She looks like she's milked twice a day.

The parents might be getting a cow subsidy for her from the EU. Very lucrative.

by Anonymousreply 1907/28/2020

Is Fergie dressing them?

by Anonymousreply 2007/28/2020

I’m reasonably sure she’ll grow out of it. While the block-shaped head is the hallmark of The House of Orange, it doesn’t seem to be a life sentence for everyone. Her aunt Princess Irene was a hammy looking frau as a teenager but grew up to be very glamorous and never regained the weight, to this day she’s the most beautiful of Queen Juliana’s surviving daughters.

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by Anonymousreply 2107/28/2020

I would have been beyond humiliated if the press had attacked my appearance at that age. It's bad enough when it's the kids in your class, let alone the mass media. I always felt so sorry for poor Chelsea Clinton. She didn't choose to have a famous dad.

by Anonymousreply 2207/28/2020

I'm 5'7" (American male) and in any given environment in Amsterdam (say, a concert hall) at least half the WOMEN are taller than I am.

Dutch people are gigantic.

by Anonymousreply 2307/28/2020

And trust me, most of the men have big ol' schwanzstuckers.

by Anonymousreply 2407/28/2020

I didn't know the Netherlands had whales.

by Anonymousreply 2507/28/2020

Meh, she looks healthy and cute.

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by Anonymousreply 2607/28/2020

She’s very pretty

by Anonymousreply 2707/28/2020

ALL dutch women are tall and big, it's what makes the country the official tallest in the world.

But Amalia is fat.

by Anonymousreply 2807/28/2020

My, that's some heifer.

by Anonymousreply 2907/28/2020

[quote]Y'all leave this little girl alone.

Oh, honey. there ain’t nothing little about her.

by Anonymousreply 3007/28/2020

[quote] It's tiresome just to see one version of the female form.

Go say that in the middle of Walmart.

by Anonymousreply 3107/28/2020

She's anorexic

by Anonymousreply 3207/28/2020

When she was younger she was teased for looking like she had Down syndrome, and now this.

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by Anonymousreply 3307/28/2020

They are practically German(and Argentinian). I don’t know if any Dutch blood was ever involved. Her sister Alexia is prettier.

by Anonymousreply 3407/28/2020

Big girl. Roomy through the hips.

by Anonymousreply 3507/28/2020

The Monarchy of the Netherlands is so different from the Danish Monarchy where they are all fit and promote active and healthy living. The Dutch royal family is a bunch of fatties.

by Anonymousreply 3607/28/2020

She's a perfect symbol of the bloated, gluttonous, overfed family she was born into.

by Anonymousreply 3707/28/2020

Despite being a bigger girl, she's quite pretty.

by Anonymousreply 3807/28/2020

You're not very smart are you R37...

by Anonymousreply 3907/28/2020

There are fraus on this thread.

Scram, fraus.

This thread is pithy fat jokes not fawning over royals and how ‘big is beautiful’.

by Anonymousreply 4007/28/2020

The majority of Dutch people--bless 'em--love and fully endorse these mediocrities.

by Anonymousreply 4107/28/2020

Leer mij het koninklijk huis kennen, R39.

by Anonymousreply 4207/28/2020

[quote] I always felt so sorry for poor Chelsea Clinton. She didn't choose to have a famous dad.

I saw my father's corpse devoured by vultures when I was three.

by Anonymousreply 4307/28/2020

[quote] Scram, fraus. This thread is pithy fat jokes not fawning over royals and how ‘big is beautiful’.

Heredity has made her crown princess, but nothing has made you head hall monitor.

by Anonymousreply 4407/28/2020

[quote] Heredity has made her crown princess, but nothing has made you head hall monitor.

My GLANDS have made me head hall monitor.

Now get back to Pinterest.

by Anonymousreply 4507/28/2020

A little too much Nutella and hageslag for breakfast.

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by Anonymousreply 4607/28/2020

R36 lol Margrethe can’t even have her hair properly done or her teeth fixed, she is a chain smoker too. If anyone doesn’t care about proper or healthy looks it’s her. My grandmother looked a lot better when she needed to go out(no we’re not royals).

by Anonymousreply 4707/28/2020

[quote]A little too much Nutella and hageslag for breakfast.

...and tea with 'stroopwafels'

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by Anonymousreply 4807/28/2020

Nutella or hagelslag you mean. Never heard of the combo on a beschuitje/rusk

by Anonymousreply 4907/28/2020

She's a gorgeous young lady and will make a striking Queen. She has the face of an angel and gorgeous skin and hair. You watch out for Catharina-Amalia. She'll be a legendary beauty.

by Anonymousreply 5007/28/2020

Fernando Botero would have loved her.

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by Anonymousreply 5107/28/2020

I'd like to see her photographed nude!

by Anonymousreply 5207/28/2020

She should sit on you all.

by Anonymousreply 5307/28/2020

The Spaniards should have borrowed a page from the Daily Mail Shade Handbook.

by Anonymousreply 5407/28/2020

R50 her sister Alexia looks best.

by Anonymousreply 5507/28/2020

When pressed about her college plans, Princess Catharina-Amalia said she plans to eat her way through Indonesia, one bowl at a time.

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by Anonymousreply 5607/28/2020

Aside from her unhealthy weight, she has horrible posture which could be from being obese as well as just not a graceful girl. The palace should get her help in how to carry herself and not come across as a lump of butter in photos.

by Anonymousreply 5707/28/2020

She looks like a great jolly lass to me.

by Anonymousreply 5807/28/2020

R50 is cooking up a Ree Drummond mud pie as we speak.

by Anonymousreply 5907/28/2020

R14 she may slim down later but it’s obvious she’s got some strong fat genes on top of being built like an ox. Those two in combination makes in highly unlikely that she’ll be slim as an adult.

Most women with that built have trouble even staying average weight. The smarter ones go the athletic route instead of the slim route. They’ll be muscular and fit instead of thin but with noticeably big-boned and wasted muscle frame.

by Anonymousreply 6007/28/2020

She looks like good breeding stock.

by Anonymousreply 6107/28/2020

That photo at the OP is awful, but she is wearing an ugly dress and the wrong shoes and her form is awkwardly twisted. It was a cruel photo to label.

by Anonymousreply 6207/28/2020

I think styling will help too. The blue dress thing is horrible.

by Anonymousreply 6307/28/2020

[quote] The majority of Dutch people--bless 'em--love and fully endorse these mediocrities.

How sad.

by Anonymousreply 6407/28/2020

That whole family needs a village of stylists. It’s like they are accentuating their worst features on purpose.

by Anonymousreply 6507/28/2020

Even her calves are fat. This is another way you can tell a woman is going to have a hard time staying relatively slim. It means those fat genes are dominant when you’re just fat all over even down to the ankles.

by Anonymousreply 6607/28/2020

Genes are one thing.

Putting mayonnaise on aspirin is another.

by Anonymousreply 6707/28/2020

She identifies as thin. That headline was literal violence!

by Anonymousreply 6807/28/2020

She doesn’t have to be slim does she. It’s all fine by me. She has her life sorted out and doesn’t need to become a model. The horse teeth and anorexic look like Kate wouldn’t make her or anyone look better.

by Anonymousreply 6907/28/2020

I was raised in the Netherlands. I know from experience that it's always been kind of taboo, even in relatively liberal circles, to mock or express criticism of the royal family. Of course, attacking someone's looks is the cheapest form of criticism, but even if you address legitimate concerns, such as the lack of information about the members of the Queen's (now King's) private "cabinet," the family's habit of hanging onto looted art, their shady business deals, etc. people will often fall silent or stare at you in incredulity. They are very much protected by the Dutch media.

by Anonymousreply 7007/28/2020

All she's missing is a Viking helmet.

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by Anonymousreply 7107/28/2020

The Sarah Huckabee Sanders look is going around.

by Anonymousreply 7207/28/2020

It's shameful to attack a 16-yr old's looks who has done nothing but be born in a royal family... she did not ask for this attention. She is still a CHILD for god's sake. I'm sure she may stretch out and thin out as she gets older, but even if she stays as she is, she's a pretty girl. The blue dress was a terrible choice as another posted noted. The April yellow dress is much better.

by Anonymousreply 7307/28/2020

She looks like that make up YouTuber that came out as trans.

by Anonymousreply 7407/28/2020

OK, Frau R73. 16 is too young to be that fat.

by Anonymousreply 7507/28/2020

Lesbian at R73.

by Anonymousreply 7607/28/2020

[quote]Dutch women are tall and solid - often with quite ample hips and rear ends. Big boned would be the polite way to put it.

How very dare you! To the dungeon!

by Anonymousreply 7707/28/2020

R73 is absolutely enormous.

by Anonymousreply 7807/28/2020

Catharina Amalia resembles her father who resembles his mother Beatrix.

Beatrix and Amalia are pictured. She's not a beauty but she seems friendly and approachable.

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by Anonymousreply 7907/28/2020

R73 got lost at DL on her way to the Hobby Lobby website

by Anonymousreply 8007/28/2020

R74 who is Dutch too

by Anonymousreply 8107/28/2020

She's beautiful

by Anonymousreply 8207/28/2020

This is probably the best photo shoot I've seen of the three Dutch princesses.

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by Anonymousreply 8307/28/2020

Actually she is rather pretty. She seems to have the best features of both the parents. She doesn’t have Maxima’s thin, lifeless hair at least. Or her dad’s yellow teeth. Hopefully she won’t pick her nose in public like King WA either.

by Anonymousreply 8407/28/2020

R79, Louie Anderson should play Queen Beatrix in the movie.

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by Anonymousreply 8507/28/2020

Amalia looks a lot better than Ariane at least R83

by Anonymousreply 8607/28/2020

The redheaded middle daughter Princess Alexia is the best looking girl.

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by Anonymousreply 8707/28/2020

I’d take her over Waity Katie.

by Anonymousreply 8807/28/2020

Catharina Amalia is quite fine compared to her great grandmother Queen Juliana who was very plain.

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by Anonymousreply 8907/28/2020

I've always thought that tall and heavy (not obese, just not slender) was an impressive look for a woman. Not everyone can be model-thin, and a woman with that Amazonian frame looks strong and trustworthy. I don't know anything about the Dutch royal family, but if she's going to be queen it's a good look for her. She's pretty, too.

by Anonymousreply 9007/28/2020

R90 she’s obese, not big-boned but good muscle tone or heavy as you say. Look at those arms they look soft and lardy which is probably what the rest of her body looks like. It’s not healthy and no excuse for someone whose family could afford to indulge her in all sorts of physical activities.

by Anonymousreply 9107/28/2020

She’s 16. Talking about any woman’s body in this context is sexist, but doing it with a child is disgusting. Leave her alone.

by Anonymousreply 9207/28/2020

[quote] It's shameful to attack a 16-yr old's looks who has done nothing but be born in a royal family... she did not ask for this attention. She is still a CHILD for god's sake.

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by Anonymousreply 9307/28/2020

Meh, I think she's very pretty and healthy-looking.

It's very irresponsible of publications to criticize young girls' bodies.

Isn't that how Crown Princess Victoria of Sweden started her eating disorders?

by Anonymousreply 9407/28/2020

Close up of the Dutch Crown Princess.

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by Anonymousreply 9507/28/2020

R94 Yes, and she got very sick:

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by Anonymousreply 9607/28/2020

Obviously, Catharina-Amalia needs to start sharing half of her butter cake with that Crown Princess of Sweden.

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by Anonymousreply 9707/28/2020

Picture at R95 is very pretty and sweet-looking. Great cheekbones. Come on, leave her alone.

by Anonymousreply 9807/28/2020

She’s lovely.

by Anonymousreply 9907/28/2020

She has a pretty face and a great personality!

by Anonymousreply 10007/28/2020
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by Anonymousreply 10107/28/2020

Nothing brings out fraus like a whiff of royalty.

They’re like flies to shit.

by Anonymousreply 10207/28/2020

No, anorexia is more than being told you’re fat. There’s more to the serious diagnosis than that or else half of the population would have anorexia nervosa. But most people in first world nations are not struggling with AN but with obesity.

Face it she’s too young to be at this unhealthily obese and no excuse either because she has all resources at her disposal to help her get fit. She’ll never be slim, she’s a big girl not matter what. But she can be fit and have good musculature and not look like a lump of butter.

by Anonymousreply 10307/28/2020

The absolute state of her!

by Anonymousreply 10407/28/2020

R102 mix in obese royal who is veering into Chrissy Metz if not careful, and you’ve got fat fraus tsk tsk over fat shaming on DL. So predictable.

by Anonymousreply 10507/28/2020

What does she eat for lunch and dinner?

by Anonymousreply 10607/28/2020

Eh, I'd rather criticize the likes of skeletal Kaia Gerber who will likely be a bag of bones her entire life. This girl will lose the weight once she gets a boyfriend.

by Anonymousreply 10707/28/2020

R106, ask her for leftovers!

by Anonymousreply 10807/28/2020

[quote] This girl will lose the weight once she gets a boyfriend.

Oh, honey. It usually works the other way around.

by Anonymousreply 10907/28/2020

Pretty much all of the Dutch royal women have been, umm, Rubenesque for decades. The latest crop seems right in line, and Willem-Alexander is ample, as well. But given her age, it isn't really fair to jump on her about it, although calling her "plus size" isn't quite as bad as saying she's a fat ass.

by Anonymousreply 11007/28/2020

she does seem jolly, I’m surprised how much the Dutch accent sort of reminds me of American English. Obviously the vocabulary is different but there is something about the cadence and pronunciation that sounds so familiar to my monolingual ear.

I bet she’d be a good queen regnant, and I don’t think The Netherlands has any major calls for Republicanism so the ermine robe and gold throne should be there for her when she’s older.

did she really say she wants to eat her way through Indonesia? That would be something a 16 year old would say, and I believe the Dutch love Indonesian food the same way Americans love Chinese and the British love Indian. In another era she would have been the Queen of Indonesia. The King says he wants her to have fun and enjoy life and experiment during her gap year, I’m sure she’s going to have a ball.

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by Anonymousreply 11107/28/2020

R106 Everything.

by Anonymousreply 11207/28/2020

Her uncle's family is a fan of bell bottoms it seems

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by Anonymousreply 11307/28/2020

I think Princess Laurentien is fabulous

by Anonymousreply 11407/28/2020

Jesus, the chin in R95!

by Anonymousreply 11507/28/2020

She's a kid. If millions of strangers had been scrutinizing what I looked like when I was 16, I don't think I would've made it to adulthood.

by Anonymousreply 11607/28/2020

I guess if they don’t want people talking about Miss Piggy they should abolish the monarchy.

by Anonymousreply 11707/28/2020

You people need some hobbies other than bashing a 16-yo. For fuck's sake. This is crude even for DL.

by Anonymousreply 11807/28/2020

Leave her alone. Attacking a 16 year old’s appearance is really cruel.

by Anonymousreply 11907/28/2020

Get over yourselves bitches. This isn't the Hallmark Channel forums

by Anonymousreply 12007/28/2020

She’s going to be a Queen one day and we’ll still be poor peasants. Boo fucking hoo! Lose some weight girl, you’re only 16.

by Anonymousreply 12107/28/2020

R120 = doesn't know the difference between POINTLESS BITCHERY and PLAIN CRUELTY.

by Anonymousreply 12207/28/2020

R122 I condole her pain.

by Anonymousreply 12307/28/2020


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Our swollen queen!

by Anonymousreply 12507/28/2020

Fraucunts cannot resist using ALL CAPS for FRAUTRAGE EMPHASIS!

by Anonymousreply 12607/28/2020

Some of you sound like a bunch of antediluvian maiden aunts, sizing up the latest debutante like she's a mare up for auction. This gross discourse about women's and teenagers' bodies is why we have eating disorders, substance abuse and suicides.

by Anonymousreply 12707/28/2020

It takes a lot of effort to be a fat western European. On the other hand, anyone who has tried stroopwafel knows she isn't entirely to blame. Those things are like crack.

by Anonymousreply 12807/28/2020

[quote]It takes a lot of effort to be a fat western European.

Ha! I see people every day for whom this seems to be no effort at all.

by Anonymousreply 12907/28/2020

[quote]Some of you sound like a bunch of antediluvian maiden aunts, sizing up the latest debutante like she's a mare up for auction. This gross discourse about women's and teenagers' bodies is why we have eating disorders, substance abuse and suicides.

Datalounge constantly promotes fat shaming of queer non binaries, which contributes to eating disorders and suicides.

Stop the fat shaming on Datalounge.

It’s killing us.


by Anonymousreply 13007/28/2020

Not chubby. Rubenesque.

by Anonymousreply 13107/28/2020

Guys! Like sexism and fat shaming is SUPER RIDICULOUSLY GROSS, GUYS!!!!11!

by Anonymousreply 13207/28/2020

[quote] Some of you sound like a bunch of antediluvian maiden aunts

Go on. Just say f*g.

by Anonymousreply 13307/28/2020

R133 wants you to know he's the real victim in this thread.

by Anonymousreply 13407/28/2020

Has the Princess WEIGHED IN yet? She could really tip the SCALES in her favor if she drops a statement.

by Anonymousreply 13507/28/2020

Never change, DL, never change

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She‘s a healthy Dutch broad, I like her.

by Anonymousreply 13807/28/2020

It looks like she eats lots of unhealthy Dutch bread, R138.

by Anonymousreply 13907/28/2020

Boohoo R127. Gen Z is just going to have to learn to deal with teasing just like all the rest of us did

by Anonymousreply 14007/28/2020

She should go training with our Princes Elisabeth. They probably know eachother since their mothers are friends.

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by Anonymousreply 14107/28/2020

the King himself was chunky when younger

by Anonymousreply 14207/28/2020

All the guffawing reading this thread was quite a workout

Thanks ladies

by Anonymousreply 14307/28/2020

Anybody can judge me for not being fashionably thin, but nobody knows how much effort I've put into not becoming that fat.

by Anonymousreply 14407/28/2020

Gerard van Honthorst would have loved her.

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by Anonymousreply 14507/28/2020

She's shaped like a happy Buddha statue. Maybe one can rub her belly for good health and auspicious fortune.

by Anonymousreply 14607/28/2020

I like her. The Dutch Royal Family is so much more attractive than the Windsors.

by Anonymousreply 14707/28/2020

Get that girl some cigarettes!

by Anonymousreply 14807/28/2020

That girl needs some dolls

by Anonymousreply 14907/28/2020

R122, I seriously doubt this girl is reading comments about herself on an obscure thread on Datalounge -- a site she's probably never seen.

Kids are much worse on TikTok, Instagram, Twitter, etc. -- where people actually harass others on their own social media pages.

by Anonymousreply 15007/28/2020

If that magazine photo is recent then she's clearly gained quite a bit of weight. Her face looks like it's about to pop.

by Anonymousreply 15107/28/2020

Her round and doughy face makes her small mouth with slight overbite more obvious. She can look cute but not if she keeps ballooning at this rate. If the photo of her in the yellow dress was earlier this year, then she really put on weight quickly in a few months.

by Anonymousreply 15207/28/2020

Not all prominent women can be as beautiful and glamorous as Caitlyn Jenner.

by Anonymousreply 15307/28/2020

Caitlyn should have this sow run a few laps around the track. If she can keep her figure in her seventies then this girl can do it too.

by Anonymousreply 15407/28/2020

If your most important duty is to be a future Queen and have all the enormous privilege that comes with that, you should do the best you can to portray a healthy image. She’s morbidly obese at 16. I blame the parents.

by Anonymousreply 15507/28/2020

Photo of the Dutch throne

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by Anonymousreply 15607/28/2020

If you’re sixteen years old and a member of a European royal family you have little excuse to be obese.

What does the monarch of this country actually do anyway? I agree with R155; the least they good do is look fit and healthy.

by Anonymousreply 15707/28/2020

The Dutch are very practical and quite liberal about many things, but that heavy dose of Calvinism (even among the Catholic Dutch) makes them an easy target for criticizing things like a weight problem.

Re; the Royals. A Dutch friend who was anti-royal nonetheless felt compelled to do the Queen's Birthday thing at the Dutch embassy in the country where we both worked.

by Anonymousreply 15807/28/2020

R94 You think she’s healthy looking? Do only thin people have eating disorders or poor dietary habits? This type of thinking ,that an obese girl this young looks healthy, that’s the problem today. To the point that thin people are viewed as sick and average weight as thin.

One can have poor nutrition fat or thin. But problem now is overwhelmingly fat. This girl is obese and has no excuses other than family not helping her to become more healthy.

The biggest nutritional problem today has to do with eating too much and being fat, as opposed to being too thin. It is just as harmful to suggest to impressionable teens that they look good and are healthy when in fact they’re obese. I

by Anonymousreply 15907/28/2020

Jame Gumb would've loved her.

by Anonymousreply 16007/28/2020

You can bet she will still get better dick then most of us ever will.

by Anonymousreply 16107/28/2020

Definitely fat, but not obese.

by Anonymousreply 16207/28/2020

Princess Poffertje

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by Anonymousreply 16307/28/2020

Posters that use the excuse that this is Datalounge to pick on teenagers are stupid cunts.

Just sliding along on their own lubricant. Like snails.

by Anonymousreply 16407/28/2020

R164 = fat Dutch teenager

by Anonymousreply 16507/28/2020

"Bitches Please! In a few a years I will be thin and gorgeous. A possible 2nd wife for old Harry. Let me grow up in peace and I will restore sanity to the BRF". --Princess

by Anonymousreply 16607/28/2020

R165, the funny thing is I highly doubt any Dutch teenage girl is reading a site revolving around men presenting buttholes and who should have won the Best Supporting Actress Oscar of 1987.

R164 and her misplaced rage can get over herself.

by Anonymousreply 16707/28/2020

[quote] Let me grow up in peace and I will restore sanity to the BRF"

Where there was none.

by Anonymousreply 16807/28/2020

The excuse that the kid won't read it is weak.

by Anonymousreply 16907/28/2020

This thread is sad

by Anonymousreply 17007/28/2020

She's fat.

by Anonymousreply 17107/28/2020

She's pretty.

by Anonymousreply 17207/28/2020

Do her feet fit into those wooden clogs?

by Anonymousreply 17307/28/2020

If they do, then you've got instant kindling.

by Anonymousreply 17407/28/2020

R163, is Kate Middleton known to smoke? And, out of curiosity, do they still make Silk Cuts?

by Anonymousreply 17507/28/2020

[quote]who should have won the Best Supporting Actress Oscar of 1987

It should’ve been Maggie Smith for A ROOM WITH A VIEW. Dianne Wiest won for a very weak performance in HANNAH AND HER SISTERS.

by Anonymousreply 17607/28/2020

R176 is the best post in this entire thread.

Some of you are [bold]real[/bold] nasty cunts making fun of a 16 year old child who you wouldn't be happy about until she kills herself because of comments like these.

by Anonymousreply 17707/28/2020

You type obese, R177.

by Anonymousreply 17807/28/2020

I was too skinny as a teenager due to ulcerative colitis and remember how crappy comments like "are you anorexic?" made me feel. My mom suffered from an eating disorder and my dad liked chubby women. However, I was lucky in that my dad helped me find a good nutritionist to work with and my mom encouraged me to work with a trainer to gain muscle weight.

by Anonymousreply 17907/28/2020

The Dutch royal family is, frankly, the least attractive royal family in Europe. That being said...leave the poor girl alone.

by Anonymousreply 18007/28/2020

She definitely gained weight over the last few months. Even before this, she had perfected the art of posing thin by hiding behind younger siblings and a curtain of hair. She’s been overweight the last few years. I’m surprised she hasn’t marshaled her family’s considerable resources to slim down.

by Anonymousreply 18107/28/2020

I agree that for a 16 year old, she is too large. It could be a hormonal thing some teenagers go through or a gland thing, in which case there is little she can do.

While you can't really blame a 16 year old, her parents should encourage exercise and a healthy diet for all the kids and set an example for the nation. She may stay as a larger sized person, but fat and fit are two different things. And R10 is right, the parents, and especially Maxima, look like slobs who don't care.

by Anonymousreply 18207/28/2020

The Dutch are getting tired of the Anne "Twiggy" Frank look associated with the country.

by Anonymousreply 18307/28/2020

She’s in a family way.

by Anonymousreply 18407/28/2020

someday Catharine is going to wear some of the finest jewels in Europe. Beautiful matched parures of rubies and sapphires made to order from the legendary houses in the 19th century. Priceless natural pearls, even a 30+ carat aqua colored diamond owned by Queen Mary I of England. So she’s going to have the last laugh on us.

by Anonymousreply 18507/28/2020

She's a chunky thing.

by Anonymousreply 18607/28/2020

American size

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by Anonymousreply 18807/28/2020

Everyone on the internet is fat

by Anonymousreply 18907/28/2020

She's slim, compared to most Americans.

by Anonymousreply 19007/28/2020

She could be a plus-sized model like Hasselhoff's daughter

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by Anonymousreply 19107/28/2020

she seems nice. Anyone speak Dutch? What’s she saying? Around 02:00 mark she seems to steal the interview from the King and Queen. She’s got self confidence and some humor looks like.

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by Anonymousreply 19207/28/2020

what good is being a princess if you can't eat half the world?

she has great skin and beautiful hair. that's more than some of us can claim.

the most important thing is whether she is a good person or not, and is content within herself.

by Anonymousreply 19307/28/2020

R192: she's just talking about how proud she is to live in the Netherlands, how honored to be part of the celebrations, and how much she looks forward to King's Day every year. When the interviewer asks her what it's like to be the center of attention on this national holiday every year, she says it's still "somewhat surreal to think that this is what my life will be like from now on." The interviewer then asks if she ever gets nervous before this event, and her mother intervenes and says "yes, she does," but the princess then corrects her with mock indignation and says "every now and then." The interviewer asks: "Everyone wants to touch you. What's that like?" She replies that they're content just shaking her hand, and that she realizes how "special" it is to be able to say you shook the future queen's hand. That's really it. She uses the word "enorm" (enormously) a lot.

by Anonymousreply 19407/28/2020

I thought the Dutch had to cart cheese up and down mountains all day - why she so fat?

by Anonymousreply 19507/28/2020

No mountains in the Netherlands, R195. The country is as flat as a pancake (in keeping with the topic of this thread).

by Anonymousreply 19607/28/2020

Why are you people making fun of someone who could beat the living shit right out of you? Be nice to those big girls, you may need them for protection.

by Anonymousreply 19707/28/2020

by all means call me “Your Royal Hotness”

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by Anonymousreply 19807/28/2020

Poor fatty- all she has to look forward to is a crown on her head

by Anonymousreply 19907/28/2020

“I like blue!”

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by Anonymousreply 20007/28/2020

Don't underestimate we fat royal women. While still a princess I supported the removal from the throne and banishment from England and Scotland of my own father and half-brother. When I became queen, I made sure that line of the family could not reign in Britain or Ireland, and I took care that no papists would ever rule either.

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by Anonymousreply 20107/28/2020

I heard she's huge in Japan

by Anonymousreply 20207/28/2020

Do they have Lane Bryant in the Netherlands?

by Anonymousreply 20307/28/2020

Don’t ever let her in the ocean, we cannot afford to lose coastal cities, especially now.

by Anonymousreply 20407/28/2020

You bitches have no respect for a hag-in-training.

by Anonymousreply 20507/28/2020

She is fat and unhealthy.

Bring back some starvation and shame! Too bad fat camps are closed because of Covid.

by Anonymousreply 20607/28/2020

Queen Victoria was obese and was also a sex addict.

by Anonymousreply 20707/29/2020

Don’t the Dutch ride bikes everywhere? Seems like she should be more fit.

by Anonymousreply 20807/29/2020

Watching that video at r192 and hearing Dutch spoken gives me an uncanny valley feeling. It sounds like English being played backward on a tape. I understand Frisian to be very similar to English as well.

by Anonymousreply 20907/29/2020

They are all Germanic languages R209. Judge for yourself but I’d say Dutch is more similar than Frisian. The royals don’t speak it.

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[QUOTE] While still a princess I supported the removal from the throne and banishment from England and Scotland of my own father and half-brother. When I became queen, I made sure that line of the family could not reign in Britain or Ireland, and I took care that no papists would ever rule either.

....and God punished you for that by killing all 14 of your children and causing your feet to basically rot from gout.

by Anonymousreply 21107/29/2020

All jokes aside, at least she's not on the Duchess of Cambridge diet: A cup of coffee for breakfast, a cigarette for lunch, and a diet pill for dinner.

by Anonymousreply 21207/29/2020

Three weeks on that plan wouldn’t hurt her.

by Anonymousreply 21307/29/2020

[quote] Big Boned Gal:

Will this be the title of her biography?

by Anonymousreply 21407/29/2020

it does, right??? it sounds like American English in some spots!

by Anonymousreply 21507/29/2020

Many settlers were Dutch so it’s maybe not that big of a surprise

by Anonymousreply 21607/29/2020

She looks much smaller in some of the photos; maybe borderline plus-sized but not super big.

by Anonymousreply 21707/29/2020

Her wooden shoes are made of reinforced concrete.

by Anonymousreply 21807/29/2020

Even at her height, it’s clear that she is morbidly obese. And at 16? Shameful when one has access to anything and everything. Her mother is a disgrace for allowing her to balloon to this size so early in life.

by Anonymousreply 21907/29/2020

her mother’s Argentinian accent and smokers voice is so apparent 🤣

by Anonymousreply 22007/29/2020

R220 well mother better get her a box of fags and and lots of black coffee with NO sugar. Maybe a boiled egg every few days.

by Anonymousreply 22107/29/2020

You bunch of Louis B. Mayers.

by Anonymousreply 22207/29/2020

R222 not really. She’s the future Queen. She needs to look it.

by Anonymousreply 22307/29/2020

Dairy Queen

by Anonymousreply 22407/29/2020

She is lovely and only 17. Ppl are awful.

by Anonymousreply 22507/29/2020

She learned the truth at 17

That love was meant for slender Queens

by Anonymousreply 22607/29/2020

I shoulda known YOU’D know where to find the waffles AND the Gouda!

by Anonymousreply 22707/29/2020

What are they feeding her in that family? You don’t get to be that size at age 16 without overeating and eating fattening foods.

by Anonymousreply 22807/29/2020

the stress of being Heiress Apparent might be a lot for her, maybe she acts out with food. She’s not going to just be Queen of The Netherlands, she’s also going to be Queen of Aruba, Queen of Sint Maarten, and Queen of Curaçao

by Anonymousreply 22907/29/2020

Too many Dutch apple pies...

by Anonymousreply 23007/29/2020

Who died and left you queen, R223?

by Anonymousreply 23107/29/2020

and yet the word "Stunning" appeared nowhere........

by Anonymousreply 23207/29/2020

She needs to stop eating desserts and bread

by Anonymousreply 23307/29/2020

She’s gorgeous even as a fatty

by Anonymousreply 23407/29/2020

Her fat would make great soap

by Anonymousreply 23507/29/2020

She's so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody

by Anonymousreply 23607/29/2020

Why stop now? She could pull a Prince Harry and go to Hollywood. Rebel Wilson has lost weight so there’s one less pretty-but-fat actress to compete with.

by Anonymousreply 23707/29/2020

[quote]Gen Z is just going to have to learn to deal with teasing just like all the rest of us did

Why? Do you ever question [italic]anything?[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 23807/30/2020

It's hard to believe your monarch is chosen by God if they're fat.

by Anonymousreply 23907/30/2020

She's a pretty girl & I suppose it's better that she's "a healthy lass" rather than being one of those skinny, sour faced girl who looks like she's on suicide watch 24/7. Her fashion sense, on the other hand.....the whole family looks like they'd fit right in Tampa FL - and that's not a compliment

by Anonymousreply 24007/30/2020

She's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

by Anonymousreply 24107/30/2020

She's so fat , she was sunbathing and Greenpeace put her back in the water

by Anonymousreply 24207/30/2020

That girl is beautiful y’all are being nasty. It’s not like she’s Lens.

by Anonymousreply 24307/30/2020

She's so fat, she stands in front of a microwave oven and screams "hurry up".

by Anonymousreply 24407/30/2020

She is so fat, that when she sings... it's over!

by Anonymousreply 24507/30/2020

She's so fat, her blood type is ragu.

by Anonymousreply 24607/30/2020

She's pretty, but let's not go overboard with "gorgeous."

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She has an overbite that’s noticeable even with mouth closed in R247’s photo. Not as bad as Princess Bea’s overbite but I agree, she’s cute not gorgeous

by Anonymousreply 24807/30/2020

She is clearly Wilhelmina's great-great-granddaughter

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by Anonymousreply 24907/30/2020

maybe her dentist over corrected her bite with ortho, that’s what happened to Princess Anne. I believe Anne even mentioned it in an interview, that her jaw would need to be cracked for it to be corrected and she just didn’t have the time for it.

by Anonymousreply 25007/30/2020

Give her a bad 80s hair cut in dark brown and she'd look a bit like a young Roseanne Barr

by Anonymousreply 25107/30/2020

The cankles are inexcusable.

by Anonymousreply 25207/30/2020

I may be chunky, but LOOK at all the tiaras I will be wearing when I grow up!

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That tiny tiara will look ridiculous on her large head/ fat face.

by Anonymousreply 25407/30/2020

R253 Manly face alert

by Anonymousreply 25507/30/2020

You just couldn't call her small.

by Anonymousreply 25607/31/2020

One day, this lovely Princess will make a man, a chubby-chaser, very happy.

by Anonymousreply 25708/01/2020

Pleasant, rather plain feature but hardly a beauty.

by Anonymousreply 25808/01/2020

In a way, beauty is wasted on princesses. No matter what they look like, they'll always be able to land primo dick. Look at Queen Elizabeth II. When she married Prince Philip, she was somewhat plain, and he was gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 25908/01/2020

She might be overweight, but she's not obese. She looks nice.

Meanwhile her younger sister Alexia (the redhead) is a stunner.

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by Anonymousreply 26108/01/2020

So what if she’s heavy. She seems to have a good sense of humor and she has a cute face. And she’s not a phony bitch like Ivanka.

by Anonymousreply 26208/01/2020

She should go on the booger diet like her father. He really digs for gold.

by Anonymousreply 26308/02/2020

R263 lol

by Anonymousreply 26408/03/2020

They will have to add extenders to the royal tiaras so they fit her large head.

by Anonymousreply 26508/03/2020

She’s pretty! Jeez, you all are so harsh. And she is relatively average in size as well.

by Anonymousreply 26608/03/2020

Daddy is such a role model.

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So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night!

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by Anonymousreply 26808/05/2020

I think she's cute. Every Dutch woman I've ever met has been big. Kind of bitchy and butch too.

by Anonymousreply 26908/05/2020


Well, she is... The only mountain in Holland.

by Anonymousreply 27008/05/2020

After the next flood, we'll all know who to use to plug the hole in the dyke.

by Anonymousreply 27108/05/2020

I think she’s very beautiful. As she ages she’ll probably thin out. If she doesn’t so what?

by Anonymousreply 27208/05/2020

Her counterpart in Sweden Crown Princess Victoria had an eating disorder and had to come to America for treatment incognito. Being a throne heiress must be lots of pressure.

by Anonymousreply 27308/05/2020

She has the body of a matryoshka doll.

by Anonymousreply 27408/05/2020

The oldest might be overweight now, but she has the potential to be a real beauty someday. I hope she’s taking names of the sh*tty boys making fun of her, she’ll get the last laugh. The youngest though is looking like she could equal her sister in girth if she’s not careful, but unfortunately she does not seem destined for beauty.

by Anonymousreply 27508/05/2020

The middle one though, she’s going to be sensational

by Anonymousreply 27608/06/2020

Let up on her, fellas. She's 16 and in the public eye through no fault of her own. She's a very pretty girl and I'm sure struggling with her weight in public is excruciating. Let's save our fat-shaming to Trump and his flabby, lady ass.

by Anonymousreply 27708/06/2020

Leonor of Spain is definitively going to be, in a few years, the most beautiful European Queen.

by Anonymousreply 27808/07/2020


Well, we all know that the most beautiful Queen will be Georgiana of England!!

by Anonymousreply 27908/07/2020

The hottest prince is definitely the Swedish one, Carl Philip

by Anonymousreply 28008/07/2020

Elisabeth of Belgium will also be a very good-looking Queen.

I am looking forward to Victoria being crowned Queen of Sweden. Her brother might be hot, but she rules.

by Anonymousreply 28108/07/2020

it would be nice if The King would abdicate in place of Victoria, but that’s just wishful thinking. The Swedes have only had a few abdications, it’s not really part of their tradition unlike BeNeLux countries. Barring major scandal or illness, I think The King of Sweden is on his throne until he dies. But everyone knows Crown Princess Victoria is the best bet for the future of that monarchy, as her father isn’t particularly popular.

by Anonymousreply 28208/07/2020

Holy shit the youngest one in R268’s link, I see that shapeless, elephant trunk legs run in that family. I see a lot of long dresses in these girls’ future.

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