Big Boned Gal: Heavyset Dutch Princess, 16, Flaunts Her Plus-Size Look

I suppose they could have called her "svelte" and "willowy" instead, but that would be getting into the Daily Mail territory of alternate-universe mockery.

You just know she ate the wedding cake before the reception.

The hair is horrible as well.

She is overweight but that dress makes he look about three sizes bigger than she is. Did nobody tell her how terrible it looked. She looks far better and slimmer on the other photo.

She will be The Ample Monarch.

It's tiresome just to see one version of the female form. Go rattle yer bones elsewhere.

Here she is on King’s Day at the end of April.

Y'all leave this little girl alone. She looks fine.

R7, the King looks like Kris Kringle in "Santa Claus is Coming To Town."

They look like white trash who think they’re dressing “classy”.

The most striking is the ankle-straps. You have to have incredible legs to pull them off. They “cut off” the leg, visually, so women with short stumpy legs shouldn’t wear them. As with most chokers and cuff bracelets, they have a slight fetish connotation, and a thick black strap can look like an ankle monitor.

The Queen’s floral jumpsuit with the patent-leather accessories cracks me up.

Well, she certainly is a full figured gal. Those breasts are haughty and milk proud.

Not mentioning her size would be the elephant in the room, so to speak.

IRL I know a woman like this. Half-Dutch, half-Slovak, blonde, pretty face, big-boned and 6’ tall.

She never lacks for male company. It helps that she’s sweet and outgoing, always laughing.

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Nicely said R13.

Fat sow

[quote]Dutch women are tall and solid - often with quite ample hips and rear ends. Big boned would be the polite way to put it.

I live in a city with a substantial Dutch-American presence, and this is true of the women here, too. Tall and blonde, with child-bearing hips. Oh, and local stores stock really big shoe sizes -- for both women and men.

Yes R17! They have feet like dinner plates!

She looks like she's milked twice a day.

The parents might be getting a cow subsidy for her from the EU. Very lucrative.

Is Fergie dressing them?

I’m reasonably sure she’ll grow out of it. While the block-shaped head is the hallmark of The House of Orange, it doesn’t seem to be a life sentence for everyone. Her aunt Princess Irene was a hammy looking frau as a teenager but grew up to be very glamorous and never regained the weight, to this day she’s the most beautiful of Queen Juliana’s surviving daughters.

I would have been beyond humiliated if the press had attacked my appearance at that age. It's bad enough when it's the kids in your class, let alone the mass media. I always felt so sorry for poor Chelsea Clinton. She didn't choose to have a famous dad.

I'm 5'7" (American male) and in any given environment in Amsterdam (say, a concert hall) at least half the WOMEN are taller than I am.

Dutch people are gigantic.

And trust me, most of the men have big ol' schwanzstuckers.

I didn't know the Netherlands had whales.

Meh, she looks healthy and cute.

She’s very pretty

ALL dutch women are tall and big, it's what makes the country the official tallest in the world.

But Amalia is fat.

My, that's some heifer.

[quote]Y'all leave this little girl alone.

Oh, honey. there ain’t nothing little about her.

[quote] It's tiresome just to see one version of the female form.

Go say that in the middle of Walmart.

She's anorexic

When she was younger she was teased for looking like she had Down syndrome, and now this.

They are practically German(and Argentinian). I don’t know if any Dutch blood was ever involved. Her sister Alexia is prettier.

Big girl. Roomy through the hips.

The Monarchy of the Netherlands is so different from the Danish Monarchy where they are all fit and promote active and healthy living. The Dutch royal family is a bunch of fatties.

She's a perfect symbol of the bloated, gluttonous, overfed family she was born into.

Despite being a bigger girl, she's quite pretty.

You're not very smart are you R37...

There are fraus on this thread.

Scram, fraus.

This thread is pithy fat jokes not fawning over royals and how ‘big is beautiful’.

The majority of Dutch people--bless 'em--love and fully endorse these mediocrities.

Leer mij het koninklijk huis kennen, R39.

[quote] I always felt so sorry for poor Chelsea Clinton. She didn't choose to have a famous dad.

I saw my father's corpse devoured by vultures when I was three.

[quote] Scram, fraus. This thread is pithy fat jokes not fawning over royals and how ‘big is beautiful’.

Heredity has made her crown princess, but nothing has made you head hall monitor.

[quote] Heredity has made her crown princess, but nothing has made you head hall monitor.

My GLANDS have made me head hall monitor.

Now get back to Pinterest.

A little too much Nutella and hageslag for breakfast.

R36 lol Margrethe can’t even have her hair properly done or her teeth fixed, she is a chain smoker too. If anyone doesn’t care about proper or healthy looks it’s her. My grandmother looked a lot better when she needed to go out(no we’re not royals).

[quote]A little too much Nutella and hageslag for breakfast.

...and tea with 'stroopwafels'

Nutella or hagelslag you mean. Never heard of the combo on a beschuitje/rusk

She's a gorgeous young lady and will make a striking Queen. She has the face of an angel and gorgeous skin and hair. You watch out for Catharina-Amalia. She'll be a legendary beauty.

Fernando Botero would have loved her.

I'd like to see her photographed nude!

She should sit on you all.

The Spaniards should have borrowed a page from the Daily Mail Shade Handbook.

R50 her sister Alexia looks best.

When pressed about her college plans, Princess Catharina-Amalia said she plans to eat her way through Indonesia, one bowl at a time.

Aside from her unhealthy weight, she has horrible posture which could be from being obese as well as just not a graceful girl. The palace should get her help in how to carry herself and not come across as a lump of butter in photos.

She looks like a great jolly lass to me.

R50 is cooking up a Ree Drummond mud pie as we speak.

R14 she may slim down later but it’s obvious she’s got some strong fat genes on top of being built like an ox. Those two in combination makes in highly unlikely that she’ll be slim as an adult.

Most women with that built have trouble even staying average weight. The smarter ones go the athletic route instead of the slim route. They’ll be muscular and fit instead of thin but with noticeably big-boned and wasted muscle frame.

She looks like good breeding stock.

That photo at the OP is awful, but she is wearing an ugly dress and the wrong shoes and her form is awkwardly twisted. It was a cruel photo to label.

I think styling will help too. The blue dress thing is horrible.

[quote] The majority of Dutch people--bless 'em--love and fully endorse these mediocrities.

How sad.

That whole family needs a village of stylists. It’s like they are accentuating their worst features on purpose.

Even her calves are fat. This is another way you can tell a woman is going to have a hard time staying relatively slim. It means those fat genes are dominant when you’re just fat all over even down to the ankles.

Genes are one thing.

Putting mayonnaise on aspirin is another.

She identifies as thin. That headline was literal violence!

She doesn’t have to be slim does she. It’s all fine by me. She has her life sorted out and doesn’t need to become a model. The horse teeth and anorexic look like Kate wouldn’t make her or anyone look better.

I was raised in the Netherlands. I know from experience that it's always been kind of taboo, even in relatively liberal circles, to mock or express criticism of the royal family. Of course, attacking someone's looks is the cheapest form of criticism, but even if you address legitimate concerns, such as the lack of information about the members of the Queen's (now King's) private "cabinet," the family's habit of hanging onto looted art, their shady business deals, etc. people will often fall silent or stare at you in incredulity. They are very much protected by the Dutch media.

All she's missing is a Viking helmet.

The Sarah Huckabee Sanders look is going around.

It's shameful to attack a 16-yr old's looks who has done nothing but be born in a royal family... she did not ask for this attention. She is still a CHILD for god's sake. I'm sure she may stretch out and thin out as she gets older, but even if she stays as she is, she's a pretty girl. The blue dress was a terrible choice as another posted noted. The April yellow dress is much better.

She looks like that make up YouTuber that came out as trans.

OK, Frau R73. 16 is too young to be that fat.

Lesbian at R73.

[quote]Dutch women are tall and solid - often with quite ample hips and rear ends. Big boned would be the polite way to put it.

How very dare you! To the dungeon!

R73 is absolutely enormous.

Catharina Amalia resembles her father who resembles his mother Beatrix.

Beatrix and Amalia are pictured. She's not a beauty but she seems friendly and approachable.

R73 got lost at DL on her way to the Hobby Lobby website

R74 who is Dutch too

She's beautiful

This is probably the best photo shoot I've seen of the three Dutch princesses.

Actually she is rather pretty. She seems to have the best features of both the parents. She doesn’t have Maxima’s thin, lifeless hair at least. Or her dad’s yellow teeth. Hopefully she won’t pick her nose in public like King WA either.

R79, Louie Anderson should play Queen Beatrix in the movie.

Amalia looks a lot better than Ariane at least R83

The redheaded middle daughter Princess Alexia is the best looking girl.

I’d take her over Waity Katie.

Catharina Amalia is quite fine compared to her great grandmother Queen Juliana who was very plain.

I've always thought that tall and heavy (not obese, just not slender) was an impressive look for a woman. Not everyone can be model-thin, and a woman with that Amazonian frame looks strong and trustworthy. I don't know anything about the Dutch royal family, but if she's going to be queen it's a good look for her. She's pretty, too.

R90 she’s obese, not big-boned but good muscle tone or heavy as you say. Look at those arms they look soft and lardy which is probably what the rest of her body looks like. It’s not healthy and no excuse for someone whose family could afford to indulge her in all sorts of physical activities.

She’s 16. Talking about any woman’s body in this context is sexist, but doing it with a child is disgusting. Leave her alone.

[quote] It's shameful to attack a 16-yr old's looks who has done nothing but be born in a royal family... she did not ask for this attention. She is still a CHILD for god's sake.

Meh, I think she's very pretty and healthy-looking.

It's very irresponsible of publications to criticize young girls' bodies.

Isn't that how Crown Princess Victoria of Sweden started her eating disorders?

Close up of the Dutch Crown Princess.

R94 Yes, and she got very sick:

Obviously, Catharina-Amalia needs to start sharing half of her butter cake with that Crown Princess of Sweden.

Picture at R95 is very pretty and sweet-looking. Great cheekbones. Come on, leave her alone.

She’s lovely.

She has a pretty face and a great personality!

Nothing brings out fraus like a whiff of royalty.

They’re like flies to shit.

No, anorexia is more than being told you’re fat. There’s more to the serious diagnosis than that or else half of the population would have anorexia nervosa. But most people in first world nations are not struggling with AN but with obesity.

Face it she’s too young to be at this unhealthily obese and no excuse either because she has all resources at her disposal to help her get fit. She’ll never be slim, she’s a big girl not matter what. But she can be fit and have good musculature and not look like a lump of butter.

The absolute state of her!

R102 mix in obese royal who is veering into Chrissy Metz if not careful, and you’ve got fat fraus tsk tsk over fat shaming on DL. So predictable.

What does she eat for lunch and dinner?

Eh, I'd rather criticize the likes of skeletal Kaia Gerber who will likely be a bag of bones her entire life. This girl will lose the weight once she gets a boyfriend.

R106, ask her for leftovers!

[quote] This girl will lose the weight once she gets a boyfriend.

Oh, honey. It usually works the other way around.

Pretty much all of the Dutch royal women have been, umm, Rubenesque for decades. The latest crop seems right in line, and Willem-Alexander is ample, as well. But given her age, it isn't really fair to jump on her about it, although calling her "plus size" isn't quite as bad as saying she's a fat ass.

she does seem jolly, I’m surprised how much the Dutch accent sort of reminds me of American English. Obviously the vocabulary is different but there is something about the cadence and pronunciation that sounds so familiar to my monolingual ear.

I bet she’d be a good queen regnant, and I don’t think The Netherlands has any major calls for Republicanism so the ermine robe and gold throne should be there for her when she’s older.

did she really say she wants to eat her way through Indonesia? That would be something a 16 year old would say, and I believe the Dutch love Indonesian food the same way Americans love Chinese and the British love Indian. In another era she would have been the Queen of Indonesia. The King says he wants her to have fun and enjoy life and experiment during her gap year, I’m sure she’s going to have a ball.

R106 Everything.

Her uncle's family is a fan of bell bottoms it seems

I think Princess Laurentien is fabulous

Jesus, the chin in R95!

She's a kid. If millions of strangers had been scrutinizing what I looked like when I was 16, I don't think I would've made it to adulthood.

I guess if they don’t want people talking about Miss Piggy they should abolish the monarchy.

You people need some hobbies other than bashing a 16-yo. For fuck's sake. This is crude even for DL.

Leave her alone. Attacking a 16 year old’s appearance is really cruel.

Get over yourselves bitches. This isn't the Hallmark Channel forums

She’s going to be a Queen one day and we’ll still be poor peasants. Boo fucking hoo! Lose some weight girl, you’re only 16.

R120 = doesn't know the difference between POINTLESS BITCHERY and PLAIN CRUELTY.

R122 I condole her pain.

Chubby.

Our swollen queen!

Fraucunts cannot resist using ALL CAPS for FRAUTRAGE EMPHASIS!

Some of you sound like a bunch of antediluvian maiden aunts, sizing up the latest debutante like she's a mare up for auction. This gross discourse about women's and teenagers' bodies is why we have eating disorders, substance abuse and suicides.

It takes a lot of effort to be a fat western European. On the other hand, anyone who has tried stroopwafel knows she isn't entirely to blame. Those things are like crack.

[quote]It takes a lot of effort to be a fat western European.

Ha! I see people every day for whom this seems to be no effort at all.

[quote]Some of you sound like a bunch of antediluvian maiden aunts, sizing up the latest debutante like she's a mare up for auction. This gross discourse about women's and teenagers' bodies is why we have eating disorders, substance abuse and suicides.

Datalounge constantly promotes fat shaming of queer non binaries, which contributes to eating disorders and suicides.

Stop the fat shaming on Datalounge.

It’s killing us.

Entemanns

Not chubby. Rubenesque.

Guys! Like sexism and fat shaming is SUPER RIDICULOUSLY GROSS, GUYS!!!!11!

[quote] Some of you sound like a bunch of antediluvian maiden aunts

Go on. Just say f*g.

R133 wants you to know he's the real victim in this thread.

Has the Princess WEIGHED IN yet? She could really tip the SCALES in her favor if she drops a statement.

Never change, DL, never change

R106:

She‘s a healthy Dutch broad, I like her.

It looks like she eats lots of unhealthy Dutch bread, R138.

Boohoo R127. Gen Z is just going to have to learn to deal with teasing just like all the rest of us did

She should go training with our Princes Elisabeth. They probably know eachother since their mothers are friends.

the King himself was chunky when younger

All the guffawing reading this thread was quite a workout

Thanks ladies

Anybody can judge me for not being fashionably thin, but nobody knows how much effort I've put into not becoming that fat.

Gerard van Honthorst would have loved her.

She's shaped like a happy Buddha statue. Maybe one can rub her belly for good health and auspicious fortune.

I like her. The Dutch Royal Family is so much more attractive than the Windsors.

Get that girl some cigarettes!

That girl needs some dolls

R122, I seriously doubt this girl is reading comments about herself on an obscure thread on Datalounge -- a site she's probably never seen.

Kids are much worse on TikTok, Instagram, Twitter, etc. -- where people actually harass others on their own social media pages.

If that magazine photo is recent then she's clearly gained quite a bit of weight. Her face looks like it's about to pop.

Her round and doughy face makes her small mouth with slight overbite more obvious. She can look cute but not if she keeps ballooning at this rate. If the photo of her in the yellow dress was earlier this year, then she really put on weight quickly in a few months.

Not all prominent women can be as beautiful and glamorous as Caitlyn Jenner.

Caitlyn should have this sow run a few laps around the track. If she can keep her figure in her seventies then this girl can do it too.

If your most important duty is to be a future Queen and have all the enormous privilege that comes with that, you should do the best you can to portray a healthy image. She’s morbidly obese at 16. I blame the parents.

Photo of the Dutch throne

If you’re sixteen years old and a member of a European royal family you have little excuse to be obese.

What does the monarch of this country actually do anyway? I agree with R155; the least they good do is look fit and healthy.

The Dutch are very practical and quite liberal about many things, but that heavy dose of Calvinism (even among the Catholic Dutch) makes them an easy target for criticizing things like a weight problem.

Re; the Royals. A Dutch friend who was anti-royal nonetheless felt compelled to do the Queen's Birthday thing at the Dutch embassy in the country where we both worked.

R94 You think she’s healthy looking? Do only thin people have eating disorders or poor dietary habits? This type of thinking ,that an obese girl this young looks healthy, that’s the problem today. To the point that thin people are viewed as sick and average weight as thin.

One can have poor nutrition fat or thin. But problem now is overwhelmingly fat. This girl is obese and has no excuses other than family not helping her to become more healthy.

The biggest nutritional problem today has to do with eating too much and being fat, as opposed to being too thin. It is just as harmful to suggest to impressionable teens that they look good and are healthy when in fact they’re obese. I

Jame Gumb would've loved her.

You can bet she will still get better dick then most of us ever will.

Definitely fat, but not obese.

Princess Poffertje

Posters that use the excuse that this is Datalounge to pick on teenagers are stupid cunts.

Just sliding along on their own lubricant. Like snails.

R164 = fat Dutch teenager

"Bitches Please! In a few a years I will be thin and gorgeous. A possible 2nd wife for old Harry. Let me grow up in peace and I will restore sanity to the BRF". --Princess

R165, the funny thing is I highly doubt any Dutch teenage girl is reading a site revolving around men presenting buttholes and who should have won the Best Supporting Actress Oscar of 1987.

R164 and her misplaced rage can get over herself.

[quote] Let me grow up in peace and I will restore sanity to the BRF"

Where there was none.

The excuse that the kid won't read it is weak.

This thread is sad

She's fat.

She's pretty.

Do her feet fit into those wooden clogs?

If they do, then you've got instant kindling.

R163, is Kate Middleton known to smoke? And, out of curiosity, do they still make Silk Cuts?

[quote]who should have won the Best Supporting Actress Oscar of 1987

It should’ve been Maggie Smith for A ROOM WITH A VIEW. Dianne Wiest won for a very weak performance in HANNAH AND HER SISTERS.

R176 is the best post in this entire thread.

Some of you are [bold]real[/bold] nasty cunts making fun of a 16 year old child who you wouldn't be happy about until she kills herself because of comments like these.

You type obese, R177.

I was too skinny as a teenager due to ulcerative colitis and remember how crappy comments like "are you anorexic?" made me feel. My mom suffered from an eating disorder and my dad liked chubby women. However, I was lucky in that my dad helped me find a good nutritionist to work with and my mom encouraged me to work with a trainer to gain muscle weight.

The Dutch royal family is, frankly, the least attractive royal family in Europe. That being said...leave the poor girl alone.

She definitely gained weight over the last few months. Even before this, she had perfected the art of posing thin by hiding behind younger siblings and a curtain of hair. She’s been overweight the last few years. I’m surprised she hasn’t marshaled her family’s considerable resources to slim down.

I agree that for a 16 year old, she is too large. It could be a hormonal thing some teenagers go through or a gland thing, in which case there is little she can do.

While you can't really blame a 16 year old, her parents should encourage exercise and a healthy diet for all the kids and set an example for the nation. She may stay as a larger sized person, but fat and fit are two different things. And R10 is right, the parents, and especially Maxima, look like slobs who don't care.

The Dutch are getting tired of the Anne "Twiggy" Frank look associated with the country.

She’s in a family way.

someday Catharine is going to wear some of the finest jewels in Europe. Beautiful matched parures of rubies and sapphires made to order from the legendary houses in the 19th century. Priceless natural pearls, even a 30+ carat aqua colored diamond owned by Queen Mary I of England. So she’s going to have the last laugh on us.

She's a chunky thing.

American size

Everyone on the internet is fat

She's slim, compared to most Americans.

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she seems nice. Anyone speak Dutch? What’s she saying? Around 02:00 mark she seems to steal the interview from the King and Queen. She’s got self confidence and some humor looks like.

what good is being a princess if you can't eat half the world?

she has great skin and beautiful hair. that's more than some of us can claim.

the most important thing is whether she is a good person or not, and is content within herself.

R192: she's just talking about how proud she is to live in the Netherlands, how honored to be part of the celebrations, and how much she looks forward to King's Day every year. When the interviewer asks her what it's like to be the center of attention on this national holiday every year, she says it's still "somewhat surreal to think that this is what my life will be like from now on." The interviewer then asks if she ever gets nervous before this event, and her mother intervenes and says "yes, she does," but the princess then corrects her with mock indignation and says "every now and then." The interviewer asks: "Everyone wants to touch you. What's that like?" She replies that they're content just shaking her hand, and that she realizes how "special" it is to be able to say you shook the future queen's hand. That's really it. She uses the word "enorm" (enormously) a lot.

I thought the Dutch had to cart cheese up and down mountains all day - why she so fat?

No mountains in the Netherlands, R195. The country is as flat as a pancake (in keeping with the topic of this thread).

Why are you people making fun of someone who could beat the living shit right out of you? Be nice to those big girls, you may need them for protection.

by all means call me “Your Royal Hotness”

Poor fatty- all she has to look forward to is a crown on her head

“I like blue!”

Don't underestimate we fat royal women. While still a princess I supported the removal from the throne and banishment from England and Scotland of my own father and half-brother. When I became queen, I made sure that line of the family could not reign in Britain or Ireland, and I took care that no papists would ever rule either.

I heard she's huge in Japan

Do they have Lane Bryant in the Netherlands?

Don’t ever let her in the ocean, we cannot afford to lose coastal cities, especially now.

You bitches have no respect for a hag-in-training.

She is fat and unhealthy.

Bring back some starvation and shame! Too bad fat camps are closed because of Covid.

Queen Victoria was obese and was also a sex addict.

Don’t the Dutch ride bikes everywhere? Seems like she should be more fit.

Watching that video at r192 and hearing Dutch spoken gives me an uncanny valley feeling. It sounds like English being played backward on a tape. I understand Frisian to be very similar to English as well.

They are all Germanic languages R209. Judge for yourself but I’d say Dutch is more similar than Frisian. The royals don’t speak it.

[QUOTE] While still a princess I supported the removal from the throne and banishment from England and Scotland of my own father and half-brother. When I became queen, I made sure that line of the family could not reign in Britain or Ireland, and I took care that no papists would ever rule either.

....and God punished you for that by killing all 14 of your children and causing your feet to basically rot from gout.

All jokes aside, at least she's not on the Duchess of Cambridge diet: A cup of coffee for breakfast, a cigarette for lunch, and a diet pill for dinner.

Three weeks on that plan wouldn’t hurt her.

[quote] Big Boned Gal:

Will this be the title of her biography?

it does, right??? it sounds like American English in some spots!

Many settlers were Dutch so it’s maybe not that big of a surprise

She looks much smaller in some of the photos; maybe borderline plus-sized but not super big.

Her wooden shoes are made of reinforced concrete.

Even at her height, it’s clear that she is morbidly obese. And at 16? Shameful when one has access to anything and everything. Her mother is a disgrace for allowing her to balloon to this size so early in life.

her mother’s Argentinian accent and smokers voice is so apparent 🤣

R220 well mother better get her a box of fags and and lots of black coffee with NO sugar. Maybe a boiled egg every few days.

You bunch of Louis B. Mayers.

R222 not really. She’s the future Queen. She needs to look it.

Dairy Queen

She is lovely and only 17. Ppl are awful.

She learned the truth at 17

That love was meant for slender Queens

I shoulda known YOU’D know where to find the waffles AND the Gouda!

What are they feeding her in that family? You don’t get to be that size at age 16 without overeating and eating fattening foods.

the stress of being Heiress Apparent might be a lot for her, maybe she acts out with food. She’s not going to just be Queen of The Netherlands, she’s also going to be Queen of Aruba, Queen of Sint Maarten, and Queen of Curaçao

Too many Dutch apple pies...

Who died and left you queen, R223?

and yet the word "Stunning" appeared nowhere........

She needs to stop eating desserts and bread

She’s gorgeous even as a fatty

Her fat would make great soap

She's so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody

Why stop now? She could pull a Prince Harry and go to Hollywood. Rebel Wilson has lost weight so there’s one less pretty-but-fat actress to compete with.

[quote]Gen Z is just going to have to learn to deal with teasing just like all the rest of us did

Why? Do you ever question [italic]anything?[/italic]

It's hard to believe your monarch is chosen by God if they're fat.

She's a pretty girl & I suppose it's better that she's "a healthy lass" rather than being one of those skinny, sour faced girl who looks like she's on suicide watch 24/7. Her fashion sense, on the other hand.....the whole family looks like they'd fit right in Tampa FL - and that's not a compliment

She's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

She's so fat , she was sunbathing and Greenpeace put her back in the water

That girl is beautiful y’all are being nasty. It’s not like she’s Lens.

She's so fat, she stands in front of a microwave oven and screams "hurry up".

She is so fat, that when she sings... it's over!

She's so fat, her blood type is ragu.

She's pretty, but let's not go overboard with "gorgeous."

She has an overbite that’s noticeable even with mouth closed in R247’s photo. Not as bad as Princess Bea’s overbite but I agree, she’s cute not gorgeous

She is clearly Wilhelmina's great-great-granddaughter

maybe her dentist over corrected her bite with ortho, that’s what happened to Princess Anne. I believe Anne even mentioned it in an interview, that her jaw would need to be cracked for it to be corrected and she just didn’t have the time for it.

Give her a bad 80s hair cut in dark brown and she'd look a bit like a young Roseanne Barr

The cankles are inexcusable.

I may be chunky, but LOOK at all the tiaras I will be wearing when I grow up!

That tiny tiara will look ridiculous on her large head/ fat face.

R253 Manly face alert

You just couldn't call her small.

One day, this lovely Princess will make a man, a chubby-chaser, very happy.

Pleasant, rather plain feature but hardly a beauty.

In a way, beauty is wasted on princesses. No matter what they look like, they'll always be able to land primo dick. Look at Queen Elizabeth II. When she married Prince Philip, she was somewhat plain, and he was gorgeous.

She might be overweight, but she's not obese. She looks nice.

Meanwhile her younger sister Alexia (the redhead) is a stunner.

F-A-T

So what if she’s heavy. She seems to have a good sense of humor and she has a cute face. And she’s not a phony bitch like Ivanka.

She should go on the booger diet like her father. He really digs for gold.

R263 lol

They will have to add extenders to the royal tiaras so they fit her large head.

She’s pretty! Jeez, you all are so harsh. And she is relatively average in size as well.

Daddy is such a role model.

So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night!

I think she's cute. Every Dutch woman I've ever met has been big. Kind of bitchy and butch too.

R268

Well, she is... The only mountain in Holland.

After the next flood, we'll all know who to use to plug the hole in the dyke.

I think she’s very beautiful. As she ages she’ll probably thin out. If she doesn’t so what?

Her counterpart in Sweden Crown Princess Victoria had an eating disorder and had to come to America for treatment incognito. Being a throne heiress must be lots of pressure.

She has the body of a matryoshka doll.

The oldest might be overweight now, but she has the potential to be a real beauty someday. I hope she’s taking names of the sh*tty boys making fun of her, she’ll get the last laugh. The youngest though is looking like she could equal her sister in girth if she’s not careful, but unfortunately she does not seem destined for beauty.

The middle one though, she’s going to be sensational

Let up on her, fellas. She's 16 and in the public eye through no fault of her own. She's a very pretty girl and I'm sure struggling with her weight in public is excruciating. Let's save our fat-shaming to Trump and his flabby, lady ass.

Leonor of Spain is definitively going to be, in a few years, the most beautiful European Queen.

R278

Well, we all know that the most beautiful Queen will be Georgiana of England!!

The hottest prince is definitely the Swedish one, Carl Philip

Elisabeth of Belgium will also be a very good-looking Queen.

I am looking forward to Victoria being crowned Queen of Sweden. Her brother might be hot, but she rules.

it would be nice if The King would abdicate in place of Victoria, but that’s just wishful thinking. The Swedes have only had a few abdications, it’s not really part of their tradition unlike BeNeLux countries. Barring major scandal or illness, I think The King of Sweden is on his throne until he dies. But everyone knows Crown Princess Victoria is the best bet for the future of that monarchy, as her father isn’t particularly popular.

Holy shit the youngest one in R268’s link, I see that shapeless, elephant trunk legs run in that family. I see a lot of long dresses in these girls’ future.

How's the big fat girl doing today? Has she eaten yet?

I seriously doubt that in a world of increasingly inequality, any of the young children or grandchildren of current monarchs will actually ascend to a throne. They all need to hope and pray Pavlos, Crown Prince of Greece does a MasterClass to show them how to be royals in title only. Even Prince William hedged his bets by securing a position at a profitable party supplier if things don't work out.

Meh. They just look like your typical sturdy Viking type.

She has a pretty face considering what her father looks like. But being obese, she is a terrible role model.

How much does she weigh?

Porkchop is so rich (inherited) that she will never have to worry about being attractive for selling her stinkhole (aka marriage) ....therefore she can just eat until she explodes!

omg, a human hybrid:::sow

[quote]Let's save our fat-shaming to Trump and his flabby, lady ass.

no doubt her approval rating is much higher than his too.

She looks fine.

Willem Alexander was more attractive when he was younger. He was blonder, and his complexion less ruddy and his teeth less yellow.

R285 The only thing Pavlos can teach other younger royals is how to marry the daughter/son of a billionaire.

Pavlos would have become a pathetic royal mooch if he hadn't latched on to the wealthy Miller woman.

Marie Chantal picked a Twitter fight with The Queen of Spain last year, over that row Queen Letizia allegedly had with Queen Sofia.

Mind your business, you throneless cunt.

In all fairness, Queen Sofia is her husband's aunt, R295. Letizia is nothing to her--although Pavlos and Felipe are first cousins and were roommates while attending Georgetown.

MAD COW DISEASE

New official pictures released today:

Princesses! They're just like you and me (too broke to afford decent extensions).

R298 that’s just to distract us from the fact her parents didn’t do any social distancing whilst in holiday in Greece

what a Frauey dress for a teenager! Even her counterpart in Belgium (The Duchess of Brabant, a fervent Catholic) dresses with more style and chic.

I find their big wide plump Dutch faces reassuring. They seem kindly and down to earth.

the middle sister, as always, slays.

R302 they’re German

R298 Well done photoshop. Just a bit to reduce the extra pounds. She really has the potential to be a beautiful girl.

I always wonder how fat and old the Marys are who comment and post on stuff like this. I’m going to guess y’all are balding and haven’t seen your own cock in years.

She's darling and only a child.

You people are dreadful.

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an outtake from the photo session leaked and went viral

I imagine Anne of Cleves looked like this. Good King Harry was not into fat chicks and had the marriage annulled.

R304 Isn't Amalia's mother Latinx?

R311 she’s from Argentina and her father was worked for Videla during his regime. By the looks of Máxima I suppose there’s some nazi blood involved....

I see, then Maxima is good addition to the family - Amalia's grandfather was a Hitler Youth and a member of the Nazi party.

Prince Claus was 7 years old when the Nazis came to power, 13 when the war began and 19 when it ended, R313. Do you mean her great-grandfather, Bernhard?

Claus was in the Hitler Youth and served in the Wermacht, on his very first outing with his unit he was captured lol.

Bernhard wasn’t a good guy either. Yes R313 I think you are very right

The Dutch and Belgian Royals are depraved. Sex and booze addictions, corruption and grifting they do for sport.

R317 not only is uniquely placed to share generalisms but is so superbly connected that she feels no need exists to support her claims with FUCKING FACTS.

Cunt.

Well, smell r318.

No, really, her hole has a stench that emanates from her PC.

King Baudoin of Belgium wanted to pursue the cloth, as did his wife Queen Fabiola. They would have been perfectly happy living a cloistered religious life. Hardly depraved.

I so want an MP in the Dutch Parliament to stand up and start making old Phyllis Diller fat jokes about her.

Fatty fat fat fat

Please order a new girdle!

Is her name really Maxima?

She is fat enough to move to the states.

If she can fight a plane or ship big enough to take her.

FIND

She’s very cute and will likely slough off some of this baby fat and become stunning in her 20s.

And even if she doesn’t, she is still very attractive. ^^^

Oh, please not every girl is pretty.

You know what’s in her waterbed?

Lake Erie.

What's on her iPod?

More often than not, fat children turn into fat adults. That ugly duckling BS is pure fiction.

Yep.

R333 Yes, but not children of the 1% with all the resources to drop the pounds. I expect one of these photo shoots, the princess will emerge slim and trim and “stun us with her slimline figure” and “endless pins” as the Daily Mail will write.

Fat children almost always grow up to be fat adults.

She attends public school in The Hague: the Christelijk Gymnasium Sorghvliet. There's no real tradition of prestigious private schools in the Netherlands (although there are boarding schools for "problem children"), and the best schools are all public, taxpayer-funded institutions.

Most likely she’ll do a short stint in the military, hopefully she’ll shed some pounds there.

R317 is the cunt. The Belgian Royals are filth. And Badouin and Fabiola are the worst examples of morality, seeing as they belonged to that sadomasochistic Catholic splinter group Opus Dei. Even picking your nose was considered a transgression. In that case R317 would have been beheaded. Or at least had his nose chopped off.

King Leopold was insane, racist and greedy and destroyed the Congo through his thievery and genocide; the people still pay the price. Queen Paola is a greedy cunt and snob. King Phillipe never really wanted to marry, but his hand was forced. His brother is a rapist, womanizing drunk.

The other BRF in Europe, the paragon of morality and decency...yeahright.

The other BRF in Europe, the paragon of morality and decency...yeahright.

Prince Laurent, the sequel:

More than likely she’ll blow up in the military. This girl needs a trainer and a 24 hour diet coach.

Queen Paola, Whore of the Belgians, and a snob to boot. She met her match when she married Prince Albert, also a whore.

So you see, a Dutch princess with a few extra pounds on her rump pales in comparison to massive moral failures.

Anyone who disagrees...I feel sorry for you.

I see we have a triggered Belgian here who has stated her boundaries.

They need to stick with the program----trashing Princess Pig from the Netherlands.

This is a terrible thread. Kill it.

Don't worry, beetus will kill it soon enough.

sow....cow......beast

she’s going to look enormous in the Dutch coronation mantle, velvet and ermine isn’t slimming for anyone.

‘Princess Pig’ bwaaahahahahahaaa

Just thought of her.

Oink! Oink!

Mooooooooooo!

Like Jennifer Lopez's "endless legs" or "svelte girlish figure" r1? lolz

She's a big girl but not obese. Straight men love this Valkyrie look and she will have her pick of admirers once she is grown.

[quote] once she is grown.

Oh, honey, I don't want to see her any more grown.

They look like white trash, not what you’d imagine royalty to be like.

How is the fat Dutch princess doing these days?

Holland's Honey Boo Boo.

[92] to say she is a child is way beyond ridiculous. Let alone child abuse. Her mother should have helped her find something that didn't accentuate her largeness.

"Big boned gal"

ooooof that made me laugh. thank you.

It’s always strange to me to see a rich fat person. Most of the fats I see in public are poor, trashy people that eat buckets of fast food and sugary colas. Shame on her mother.