I live in my mom's basement and work sporadically. I just got fired as a barista, but I have an interview at 7-Eleven tomorrow. My real career is my smartphone.
Let's be SJWs
|by Anonymous||reply 253||Last Friday at 3:49 AM|
I’m the obesity
|by Anonymous||reply 1||07/27/2020|
I'm the LITERAL. VIOLENCE.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||07/27/2020|
I swear this guy was just on Chris Cuomo.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||07/27/2020|
I’m the Datalounger with no sense of humor & undiagnosed paranoid schizophrenia, who is about to charge in this thread and accuse everyone of being a Trumper, Russian and/or Troll.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||07/27/2020|
I'm the tears that will end this thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||07/27/2020|
I'm R4 of this thread, who is more humorless and unhinged than anyone he's typing about.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||07/27/2020|
What is a SJW, seriously? Whatever it is, OP is one
|by Anonymous||reply 7||07/27/2020|
Shouldn’t it be, “what is AN SJW” r7?
Doesn’t the letter “s” start with a vowel (“ess”)?
|by Anonymous||reply 8||07/27/2020|
That guy looks like A rooster.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||07/27/2020|
":any cockle doo"
|by Anonymous||reply 10||07/27/2020|
OP, SJWs are almost exclusively young white women.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||07/28/2020|
The Sisterhood of the SJW
|by Anonymous||reply 12||07/28/2020|
R11 with a smaller contingent of loser guys hoping that if they repeat the white women's twisted bullshit, the guy will have a chance of getting laid.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||07/28/2020|
I'm a right wing troll worrying about SJWs instead of what's happening right now in the streets of America as we speak.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||07/28/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 15||07/28/2020|
"What's happening right now in the streets of America"= R15
|by Anonymous||reply 16||07/28/2020|
I’m the Preferred Pronouns.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||07/28/2020|
I’m the transparent pro-Trump troll, with November drawing closer I’m busy starting hackneyed threads like these.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||07/28/2020|
I’m the one who reminds you that you are eating your turkey and cranberry sauce on stolen land every Thanksgiving.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||07/28/2020|
I’m the blue hair dye.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||07/28/2020|
Klan Granny pro Trump voter thread. F&F and block.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||07/28/2020|
I'm the pinkhair who makes so many antigay comments, some think SJW stands for "Super Jesus Warrior."
|by Anonymous||reply 22||07/28/2020|
I'm R 21.............
|by Anonymous||reply 23||07/28/2020|
I’m the embarrassingly shit tattoos.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||07/28/2020|
I’m feeling unsafe.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||07/28/2020|
I'm the blunt, overt, mind-boggling racism.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||07/28/2020|
I'm a public school teacher who dresses up as a terrorist on the weekends.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||07/28/2020|
I'm a "working class" liberal arts graduate.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||07/28/2020|
Who wants to be neutrois?
|by Anonymous||reply 29||07/28/2020|
I'm the white cry against systemic racism until a minority has the gall to disagree with me.... then they're an "Uncle Tom" or worse.....
|by Anonymous||reply 30||07/28/2020|
I'm Chapo Trap House.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||07/28/2020|
Your orange turd hero is going down in November. No amount of posting this shit is going to sway someone here to vote for him. But, enjoy the last days of Nero's fiddling while Rome is burning before you perish in the (preferably, grease) fire.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||07/28/2020|
I'm burning down Portland! Fuck the police! In the fall I'll go back to grad school and the apartment that's safely outside the protest zone that mom and dad are paying for. Oh, and they need to get me a new car too.
Down with capitalism!
|by Anonymous||reply 33||07/28/2020|
People are trying to have good time, Goody R32. Go churn some butter or pray or something.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||07/28/2020|
R32 thinks we're voting for Trump. That's part of why we find people like her to be such nincompoops. I wouldn't vote for Trump with your ballot. Nor for you.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||07/28/2020|
I would "Sure, Jan" you a thousand times, R35, but I don't want to waste more time on an obvious troll.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||07/28/2020|
You must refer to people as "they".
They may not have yest chosen their gender.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||07/28/2020|
[quote] OP, SJWs are almost exclusively young white women.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||07/28/2020|
Who else is not surprised r36 is a "Sure, Jan" cunt?
And I'm not the troll, Prissy. Look in the mirror if you want to go to Trolltown, o queer excrescence.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||07/28/2020|
I'm the dick-hungry heterosexuality masquerading as bisexuality and "I love the person not the parts ❤". It's okay, I'll finally get to live my truth once they hit their late 20s and realize that time running out.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||07/28/2020|
I’m the one who likes to tell minorities the things that they should be offended by, while I take over the protests because I’m white and just happen to know how these things work.
I am front and center of every march while the people who the march is for have been shunted to the back. I am also full of self-virtue.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||07/28/2020|
We're the 65 year old gay men on an old school message board making wildly off the mark speculations about the lives of people we rarely if ever interact with.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||07/28/2020|
I'm living proof r42 is wrong, since I teach at a liberal arts college filled with SJWs and I interact with them every day when school is in session.
Most of what has been posted so far is accurate.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||07/28/2020|
R42 yet, here you are too.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||07/28/2020|
I’m the troll that says I’m a former Democrat who is now going to vote for Trump because I’m so disappointed in the far left antics of the SJW’s just to piss everyone off.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||07/28/2020|
R45, you forgot this: the troll is also a dyslexic wheelchair-bound Native American lesbian who voted for Hillary and twice for Obama!!
|by Anonymous||reply 46||07/28/2020|
Let's be a morbidly obese lazy frau keyboard warrior trolling this site, living off her husbands salary, pretending she's a CEO of some stupid MLM scheme. Hey Hun!
|by Anonymous||reply 47||07/28/2020|
I’m the histrionic protestor who’s viral temper tantrum and facial contortions will become the basis for millions of memes.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||07/28/2020|
I’m R48’s disappointed English teacher, shaking their head.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||07/28/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 50||07/28/2020|
I’m the SJW, furious about this thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||07/28/2020|
im the lack of capital letters and punctuation in tweets cant have anyone think i earnestly care my detachment is a self defense mechanism and mask for my anger tbh
|by Anonymous||reply 52||07/28/2020|
R37 “Ladies, Gentlemen, and Undecided.”
|by Anonymous||reply 53||07/28/2020|
I'm the Twitter thread that begins with the phrase "We need to talk about ..."
|by Anonymous||reply 54||07/28/2020|
I'm "folks" or my more annoying variant, "folx"
|by Anonymous||reply 55||07/28/2020|
I’m the clap emoji, placed between every capitalised word to make sure Y’ALL LISTEN UP!
|by Anonymous||reply 56||07/28/2020|
"Anyone who disagrees with me is the devil because I said so."
|by Anonymous||reply 57||07/28/2020|
I’m the bottle of soy milk my malnourished purchaser is having trouble opening.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||07/28/2020|
I'm the Twitter bio that always looks like some variant of this: "Queer, intersectional feminist, Wiccan, first generation college grad, cat lover, knitter. She/they."
|by Anonymous||reply 59||07/28/2020|
R59 Pretty close, but you forgot their Hogwarts house.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||07/28/2020|
I’m the opinion I so desperately needed to share on Twitter because it’s so important. I’m exactly the same as all the other tweets in my timeline but I need to be heard.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||07/28/2020|
I’m the chubby, blue haired non-binary feminist activist who refuses to be undressed by the eyes of the male gaze.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||07/28/2020|
I'm bottoms. Even the straight men are me.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||07/28/2020|
I’m ranting against white privilege on Instagram. I refuse to celebrate a nation that doesn’t celebrate me. My parents bought me my first condo.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||07/28/2020|
All white people are terrorists.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||07/28/2020|
I'm the SJW slamming white men on Twitter for "never having come up with anything original."
The irony of spouting this garbage on a platform created by white men is lost on me.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||07/28/2020|
I’m the disclaimer about historical context and outdated values. I’ll soon be appearing in front of every movie ever made, regardless of content.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||07/28/2020|
"my career is a smartphone" is actually brilliant. It is work. It requires coverage. Lots of responses and juggling. Previous generations didn't have that.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||07/28/2020|
I'm the upscale white middle-aged housewife earnestly posting BLM memes on Instagram, from the Martha's Vineyard second home to which I fled with my family during Covid. My next post will be a screenshot of my Quarantini zoom party!
|by Anonymous||reply 69||07/28/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 70||07/28/2020|
Now I'm literally shaking!
|by Anonymous||reply 71||07/28/2020|
I'm better than you, and I'll let you know.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||07/28/2020|
I’m the emasculated white male carrying women’s tampons in my back pocket in case someone goes on their period!!
|by Anonymous||reply 73||07/28/2020|
I am the boot that will soon be pressed against OP‘s neck for this racist and offensive thread. Being an SJW and being a good person are the exact same thing. Who cares if a person is rich or has a trust fund just as long as they support the right things?
|by Anonymous||reply 74||07/28/2020|
I am the boot that will soon be pressed against OP‘s neck for this racist and offensive thread. Being an SJW and being a good person are the exact same thing. Who cares if a person is rich or has a trust fund just as long as they support the right things?
|by Anonymous||reply 75||07/28/2020|
I'm relentless, undying rage.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||07/28/2020|
Hey, there, it's me- political violence!
It's ok to kill Repub.. ahem, sorry, NAZIS!
Their dissent is literal violence against oppressed groups- the only logical response is to fight back.
Literally, with guns and pipe bombs!
|by Anonymous||reply 77||07/28/2020|
I’m the knocked-up slut George Floyd held at gunpoint. I deserved it for being such a filthy whore and for refusing to obey black men. I am an example of why George Floyd is a hero and a martyr to all progressives everywhere. In fact, you can’t even call yourself a progressive anymore and less you bow down and worship George Floyd.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||07/28/2020|
I care so, so deeply about LGBTQIA2S+ rights and the oppression they've suffered for centuries . Except for the G.
DROP 👏 THE 👏 G 👏
|by Anonymous||reply 79||07/28/2020|
We are the other so-called victims of George Floyd’s so-called crimes. We also deserved what we got for refusing to obey this brave and heroic social justice warrior.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||07/28/2020|
And if someone mentions Karens you pissy
|by Anonymous||reply 81||07/28/2020|
White women are why black women had to wait two generations after black men to get the right to vote. One of the objectives of the Social Justice War is to make them pay for that.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||07/28/2020|
I'm mass psychogenic illness. I'm the polite way of saying mass hysteria. I only affect young women but it was felt best to no longer use my true name, female hysteria.
I was relatively content with occasional outbreaks of Tourette's syndrome and boyband-induced 'gina tingling, but the advent of the internet has elevated me to epic proportions. I've even convinced the medical establishment to pretend I cause real illnesses. It truly is a brave new world!
|by Anonymous||reply 83||07/28/2020|
I don't want to link it directly for privacy reasons, but this thread made me look up a very SJW trans colleague on Twitter.
One of her latest tweets was something along the lines of "Cis psychologists should work harder at being trans so trans folks can have trans psychologists."
Like ...... WHAT?
|by Anonymous||reply 84||07/28/2020|
SJW's national anthem.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||07/28/2020|
I’m the hypocrisy in their refusal to accept and honor Transracialism while constantly pushing transsexuals.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||07/28/2020|
Let’s be the professional, right-wing troll who needs to disparage minorities to feel good about himself and cash his paycheck from Vlad for dividing and destroying America.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||07/28/2020|
Click "new thread" to start a new thread, R87. Clicking "reply" just posts in an existing one.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||07/28/2020|
I'm brevity. I'm nowhere to be found in 40 pages of change.org demands about racism, sexism, capitalism, and the environment. I am present in the short responses of people who sign without reading because the title promised a revolution.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||07/28/2020|
I'm the septum piercing I flash at people to indicate how i'm a cool SJW.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||07/28/2020|
R89: I’d say George Jefferson made those demands better with just three little words.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||07/28/2020|
I’m the majority of SJWs who will become conservatives or libertarians in 10-20 years anyways.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||07/28/2020|
I live my life on Twitter and I was shocked that Bernie and Corbyn--everyone I know voted for them!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 93||07/28/2020|
I’m the SJW triggered by satire over my extreme, infuriating, narcissistic assholery, which makes me label anyone who points it out an automatic Trump supporter.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||07/28/2020|
I'm an SJW who doesn't understand the difference between reality and art--if a movie depicts racism, that means it's because the white director is a racist himself.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||07/28/2020|
I’m the gay male writer at Buzzfeed who gets mortally offended every time a woman is objectified, but who writes dozens of articles about all the hot male actors who could literally spit in my mouth.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||07/28/2020|
I'm the skeletons in the closets.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||07/28/2020|
I'm the redneck axiom "The bigger the Bible, the bigger the sin."
A lot of the coastal woke have never heard me and it shows. It really, really shows.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||07/28/2020|
I’m the products that SJWs boycott which they never buy anyways.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||07/28/2020|
I love to instruct others on how they should act and what is not appropriate. But when it comes to receiving feedback/criticism, I don't accept it. If you criticize me, it is mansplaining, racism, bigotry, sexism, etc.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||07/28/2020|
I’m the eggshells everyone walks on when they are interacting with me.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||07/28/2020|
I'm debates over whether someone is really a member of their ethnic/social community that is determined by how politically obedient they are.
Shaun King is black! The Spanish aren't Hispanic! Asians are white! Iranians aren't!
|by Anonymous||reply 102||07/28/2020|
I’m the SJW-wannabe celebs who preach about equality and the environment while living in mansions and driving SUVs
|by Anonymous||reply 103||07/28/2020|
^^^That reminds me--how the hell did Rachel Dolezal get trashed for pretending to be black while Shaun King never has?
|by Anonymous||reply 104||07/28/2020|
Rachel Dolezal got a bum rap.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||07/28/2020|
I’m the blighted inner city neighborhoods that SJWs loot, trash, and then complain about how rough and underserved those areas are.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||07/28/2020|
I'm looting for the hell of it- just to take the merchandise and burn it in the street.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||07/28/2020|
I’m the word “y’all”.
SJWs use me unironically all the time despite openly loathing the people who invented it.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||07/28/2020|
I’m the SJW who takes AK-47 to protests and peacefully aims it at a surprised driver whose car was being attacked by peaceful, fellow SJWs on the the street. I’m now a dead martyr for being a dumbass looking for trouble and getting it.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||07/28/2020|
I'm this guy.
"Your ignorance is rape!"
"You disagree with me... hmm. That's like a sexual assault."
"If that 'victim' felt like Jessica was assaulting or attempting to assault them - it's not actually assault, it's transphobia, because they should have been glad to have sex with Jessica!"
|by Anonymous||reply 110||07/28/2020|
I'm the apoplectic fit and screeches whenever I hear the word "Latino" instead of "Latinx."
BTW, I do not have a drop of Spanish or Indigenous blood. My ancestry is 100% Northern European. It's ok though, I don't mind fighting other peoples' battles for them because I always know what's best for them anyway.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||07/28/2020|
[quote] I’m the word “y’all”. SJWs use me unironically all the time despite openly loathing the people who invented it.
I'm an SJW who uses "y'all" all the time. I am triggered by others appropriating things but I don't acknowledge that y'all is appropriated from black people and southerners.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||07/28/2020|
I’m the cellphone that SJWs whip out to film attacks on POC victims instead of actually helping them.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||07/28/2020|
I was molested by my father and now I hate all men because all men are my father. But I really just hate myself. These tattoos will make me more feminine and hot while also protecting me from men. And myself.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||07/28/2020|
R112 I'm the frothing DL poster who once angrily scolded me for suggesting "y'all" was cultural appropriation, because (it insisted) y'all is only a southern thing, not a black thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||07/28/2020|
Y'all is definitely a southern/black thing. Everyone else using it sounds like a dumb tryhard.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||07/28/2020|
R116 Could not agree more. I cringe seeing white media workers using it all over Twitter.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||07/28/2020|
[quote] Could not agree more. I cringe seeing white media workers using it all over Twitter.
They are trying to show how inclusive and "woke" they are. They are like those older parents who try so hard to be youthful and accepted by their children and their friends.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||07/28/2020|
SJW = single, Jewish, white? I don't get it. I get it mixed up with the SJP acronym.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||07/28/2020|
[quote] I'm the apoplectic fit and screeches whenever I hear the word "Latino" instead of "Latinx."
The only Latinos/Latinas I know who use that term are SJWs. Hmmm, I wonder why that is 🙄.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||07/28/2020|
I'm an SJW. I am proud of the fact that I'm obsese. I don't understand the difference between loving myself despite being fat versus loving myself FOR being fat.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||07/28/2020|
I'm the delusional fat white female that thinks she can say anything no matter how disgusting and provocative to a white man and he won't ever slam my face into the pavement. At that point, I'll cry...how could you..I'm just a girl fucker!" True story.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||07/28/2020|
I'm the founder of "Queers for Palestine"!
My lover and I are off Gaza, to show solidarity with my oppressed brothers and sisters!!!
The amazing comrades of Hamas have planned a special reception for us on the rooftop of the tallest building in town! It's going to be amazing, I can't wait!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 123||07/28/2020|
I'm the hatred of gay men. Whenever someone needs to blame someone for something, I assist in their decision making process.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||07/28/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 125||07/28/2020|
I'm They who didn't vote in 2016 and made Trump president.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||07/28/2020|
I’m the humorless hectoring tone. I’m constant and invariable.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||07/28/2020|
I'm the white female who is able to vote, own property, have credit in my own name, and attend a university thanks to the efforts of white women from Susan B. Anthony to Gloria Steinem. Half of my tweets condemn 'white feminism'.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||07/28/2020|
Everything I don't like is white and everything I like is black. Don't like Beyonce? You're racist. Don't think Kerry Washington is a good actress? You're racist. Don't think Shonda Rhimes is a genius? RACIST!
|by Anonymous||reply 129||07/28/2020|
I’m the SJW who thinks anyone who is part-black should be identified solely as black. Never mind that this logic is as racist as the one-drop rule.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||07/28/2020|
I’m the self-important, humourless glare employed in every selfie.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||07/28/2020|
I'm the white frau on social media who magnanimously likes and favorably responds to anything a black person posts.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||07/28/2020|
I am Trigglypuff. I am legend.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||07/28/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 134||07/28/2020|
Where were you when I was Nora in [italic]Pete’s Dragon[/italic]?
|by Anonymous||reply 135||07/28/2020|
So what does the acronym mean? Just tell me already!
|by Anonymous||reply 136||07/28/2020|
I’m the calls to end racism and stereotyping, followed by calling ALL White people racist bigots and stating that I should get preferential treatment.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||07/28/2020|
I’m Power. The ability to control others. I’m what this is all about nowadays, as equality is off the table.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||07/28/2020|
I'm the SJW that will vote for any black person that runs for a political position. I'll even write in Aunt Jemima on a ballot. It doesn't matter what their stance or voting record is, as long as their black, I'll vote for them.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||07/28/2020|
I’m the white suburban frau-spawn that screeches at people about needing anti-racist policies, but is dating/married to a white man.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||07/28/2020|
Where was R139 when I ran for governor of California?
|by Anonymous||reply 141||07/28/2020|
I'm an SJW. I have a bachelors degree in Racial Studies which makes me an expert on everything. You dare to doubt me?! I'll say something like "bla bla bla don't mess with me, I have a degree in Racial Studies!" everytime. You've been warned.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||07/28/2020|
I'm an SJW and all my knowledge of economics/finance comes from my Marxist English professor. I would never trust someone with an actual degree in Economics or Finance. God forbid!
|by Anonymous||reply 143||07/28/2020|
I'm God. This is what you get when you turn your back on Me.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||07/28/2020|
I’m pretentious as hell but “y’all” is too good not to use in many settings.
I’m a Southerner, though, so I am exempted.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||07/28/2020|
R145 yes you are :-).
|by Anonymous||reply 146||07/28/2020|
It comes down to pronunciation.
It’s like having a good French accent- natives can tell when someone is FSL.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||07/28/2020|
^^That's it, that's why most people can't pull "y'all" off.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||07/28/2020|
I'm the idle time and lack of real responsibilities that allow SJWs to be on Twitter 25 hours a day.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||07/28/2020|
Another unending Troll thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||07/28/2020|
I'm the manbun. I'll never go out of style because Millennial fashion hasn't changed in 20 years.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||07/29/2020|
I'm the intolerance, I fight it with more intolerance, No I don't see the irony, my superior moral save me from those nuisance
|by Anonymous||reply 152||07/29/2020|
I’m the issue I now need you to know I care so deeply about despite never having shown any interest in it in all the time you’ve known me.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||07/29/2020|
I'm not voting for Biden!
|by Anonymous||reply 154||07/29/2020|
I am the intemperate, poorly constructed opinion piece that will be forgotten in a month, but is currently So Fucking Important.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||07/29/2020|
What could someone say that would justify you slamming their face into the pavement, 122?
|by Anonymous||reply 156||07/29/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 157||07/29/2020|
[R154] that’s right, I’m seeing some of that on Twitter. Bernie bros think trump and Biden are “the same dude, maaaannn”
|by Anonymous||reply 158||07/29/2020|
You do all realise that it was SJWs of yesteryear who fought for and won the rights we as gay people enjoy today? Do you think these rights were given to us?
|by Anonymous||reply 159||07/29/2020|
R159 Do fuck off.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||07/29/2020|
R160 gladly this thread is a cesspool of deranged, old farts. I strongly suspect you fall into that category. Ciao x
|by Anonymous||reply 161||07/29/2020|
[quote]You do all realise that it was SJWs of yesteryear who fought for and won the rights we as gay people enjoy today?
So that gives them the right to try to take them away in thisteryear?
|by Anonymous||reply 162||07/29/2020|
No they were not the same, R159. They are riding on their good names tho, especially with deluded old hippies like you. It's a regressive breed now, bro.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||07/29/2020|
I'm Rachel Boyle. I'm one sixteenth Lancastrian black but I INSIST that I'm 100% Black!
|by Anonymous||reply 164||07/29/2020|
I'm the cow who gets raped for my cheese.
|by Anonymous||reply 165||07/29/2020|
That's hilarious R165. Titania and ranting about cheese equals cow rape. How Michfesty can you get?
|by Anonymous||reply 166||07/29/2020|
I'm a conservative troll, infecting gay sites just to fuck over liberals as much as possible. That's what gets me off.
|by Anonymous||reply 167||07/29/2020|
I'm r167. I'm a humorless twat who thinks every fringe lunatic on the left is beyond reproach.
|by Anonymous||reply 168||07/29/2020|
(R168) Conservative Trolls hate being called out. Just like racists hate being called what they are. They throw hissy fits. Exhibit A.
|by Anonymous||reply 169||07/29/2020|
I'm r169. I'm still a humorless twat who thinks the insanity of modern-day SJWs is sacrosanct and can't be ridicules. Anybody who disagrees with me is worse than Hitler.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||07/29/2020|
(R170) Ugh, Triggered Conservative Trolls are the worst.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||07/29/2020|
I'm a moderate Democrat r171. Just because some people don't march in lock-step with the microaggression crowd and thinks they're drama queens doesn't make one conservative. Now go to your safe space and lock the door.
|by Anonymous||reply 172||07/29/2020|
I'm R169. I'm a 57 year old man who sells Avon. I take the bus everywhere and haven't bought a new phone since 2002. I regularly crap my pants due partly to sphinctoral control issues, but mostly because I enjoy it. I usually do this outside schools and then ask the girls if I can borrow a pad to soak it up, it's very watery due to my fast food diet. I don't clean it up for the rest of the day and sit in it while it dries in my drawstring pants posting on Datalounge, which is the only website I understand how to use.
|by Anonymous||reply 173||07/29/2020|
Triggered Trolls Exhibit B and C. (173) (170)
|by Anonymous||reply 174||07/29/2020|
DAAAAAMN R169/R173 you gross as fuck!
|by Anonymous||reply 175||07/29/2020|
I received an email from a SJW colleague (in higher ed, fwiw) the other day. The signature read, and I quote:
|by Anonymous||reply 176||07/29/2020|
I’m the $100 waiting to give this rent boy
|by Anonymous||reply 177||07/29/2020|
(R173) Takes his time to Troll. It's all he has to lash out. Sad.
|by Anonymous||reply 178||07/29/2020|
What happens when you address he/she/they on a day when he feels like a she, etc.? Is it an emergency meeting with HR?
|by Anonymous||reply 179||07/29/2020|
(R173) Old cellphones? What a SLAM! Snap Gurl!
|by Anonymous||reply 180||07/29/2020|
SLAM!/Slap gurl, r180, why the (parentheses)?
|by Anonymous||reply 181||07/29/2020|
I am the reality that all peaceful means of protest against systemic racism, sexism, anti-Semitism, and homophobia have failed and failed miserably and will continue to fail. The only way to get rid of them at this point is with the use of force.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||07/29/2020|
R181 It's my "snowflake" safe space. I don't want to get Trollvid 19 from R173.
|by Anonymous||reply 183||07/29/2020|
I'm the impending suicide as I've had to bounce around the country for employment, only to earn shit money, still. Now that no one is hiring I might as well end it all. Good job conservatives, one less Millennial homo in the world.
|by Anonymous||reply 184||07/29/2020|
I love a good endorsement for gay suicide.
|by Anonymous||reply 185||07/29/2020|
We are the conservatives preaching the gospel of personal responsibility and responding to every new news development with a hearty “I told you this would happen if you don’t spank your kids“ while waiting for that next $1200 stimulus check.
|by Anonymous||reply 186||07/29/2020|
Yes, gay people should kill themselves.
|by Anonymous||reply 187||07/29/2020|
So we have unhinged Matt and a humorless SJW running amok today?
|by Anonymous||reply 188||07/29/2020|
[quote]a humorless SJW running amok today
|by Anonymous||reply 189||07/29/2020|
I’m the spineless college administrators and deans who kowtow to SJW cancel demands without any investigations or just cause.
|by Anonymous||reply 190||07/29/2020|
This thread is so tired.
|by Anonymous||reply 191||07/29/2020|
I'm the outrage over the cast of Pose not being winning every single Emmy. They should have won simply because they were brave enough to give us a performance while suffering from the world weariness of being trans. I don't care that most of them aren't talented. They should be rewarded no matter what.
|by Anonymous||reply 192||07/29/2020|
Aaaand it continues. Now with 30% more desperation.
|by Anonymous||reply 193||07/29/2020|
I am the humorless SJW in this thread. The reason I post disdainful comments is because I never got attention at any point in my life, ever. And now I crave it, desperately. I was molested by my father and honestly, it was enjoyable. But I get to celebrate myself as a victim now so that makes it awesome...but ohhhhh so terrible.
|by Anonymous||reply 194||07/29/2020|
I’m Laverne Cox knowing that I’ll win win an Emmy just for being a trans woman of color this year!!!! Yayyyyy!!
|by Anonymous||reply 195||07/29/2020|
I'm St. Rose of McGowan
|by Anonymous||reply 196||07/29/2020|
I’m the creepy SJWs who continue to monitor and police this thread. Sieg Heil!
|by Anonymous||reply 197||07/29/2020|
I'm 20 years into the future. Most of us inherited our parents' houses, vote slightly right, have closed up our ear holes, fallen in love with golf and baby showers.
|by Anonymous||reply 198||07/29/2020|
I'm rolls of blubber, blue hair, sleeve tattoos, and nose rings. I can't string five words together without saying 'fuck'. My college degree is completely worthless so I'll live like a pauper until I inherit. I'll kiss girls but won't touch their vaginas but call myself 'queer'. I hate the old fags who fought for the right to call myself queer. My IQ is less than my shoe size. I don't use soap. Yes, i smell like shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||07/29/2020|
I'm automation. SJWs wouldn't have an online presence without me. If I didn't exist then their lack of technical skills would have them expressing their outrage through finger-paintings and dioramas. I'm also the idea that "using a specific website" is some kind of "skill" as mentioned upthread.
|by Anonymous||reply 200||07/29/2020|
I'm superior than you and I know better, your life experience is irrelevant for me, just do as I say.
|by Anonymous||reply 201||07/29/2020|
I am the parental checks that arrive at regular intervals. I am never mentioned.
|by Anonymous||reply 202||07/29/2020|
I'm the mob who have now lined out OP, totally lacking self awareness or seeing the irony in it.
|by Anonymous||reply 203||07/29/2020|
I am the conservative troll who infiltrates gay sites with stealth rage threads to divide progressives. I start as many fires as possible, it makes me cum. I can't stop I have to do it over and over. Every day. Race baiting, gay baiting, trans baiting. Stupid faggots.
|by Anonymous||reply 204||07/29/2020|
I'm the lesson learned: buckle under to cancel culture or cancel culture will cancel YOU!
|by Anonymous||reply 205||07/29/2020|
OP is not "lined out" on my computer, r203. You must be set to "prissy sissy."
|by Anonymous||reply 206||07/29/2020|
I'm SJW and I DEMAND that Norway change their flag!
|by Anonymous||reply 207||07/29/2020|
I set mine to "asbestos eyeballs" and now it's back.
|by Anonymous||reply 208||07/29/2020|
Oh you've got to be fucking kidding me r207! Unbelievable!
|by Anonymous||reply 209||07/29/2020|
I am the sadness....and never enough spoons.
|by Anonymous||reply 210||07/29/2020|
I’m the fake racist attacks perpetrated by unstable SJWs that automatically garner sympathy and zero investigation from media.
I’m also the media silence that follows when evidence points to hoax.
|by Anonymous||reply 211||07/29/2020|
I am the Wrath of Anti-Patriarchal Phallocentrism!
|by Anonymous||reply 212||07/29/2020|
I’m the woke entertainment police who fill up TvTropes YMMV pages by listing everything “problematic” about every movie and TV series ever made.
|by Anonymous||reply 213||07/29/2020|
[quote] I am the sadness....and never enough spoons.
Spoons are no longer allowed because of Ricky Schroder's domestic violence charges.
|by Anonymous||reply 214||07/29/2020|
I am Bunnika, hand tying with my three partners...or four...
|by Anonymous||reply 215||07/29/2020|
I'm the psychosomatic illnesses that prevent me from getting a real job.
|by Anonymous||reply 216||07/30/2020|
I am does social media virtual paper trail that would keep you from getting a real job if you even tried to show any initiative in doing so.
|by Anonymous||reply 217||07/30/2020|
R207's story doesn't surprise me at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 218||07/30/2020|
R191 but is it as tired as someone having to explain it one last time AND louder for the people in the back?
|by Anonymous||reply 219||07/30/2020|
I'm Edward Schinzing and it's my mission to destroy property in the cause of BLM.
(Unfortunately the police identified me by the name on my back)
|by Anonymous||reply 220||07/30/2020|
I’m the Che Guevara T-shirt.
I am mostly worn by people who Che Guevara would have had shot as examples of the corrupt, decadent Bourgeoisie.
|by Anonymous||reply 221||07/30/2020|
[quote] I am mostly worn by people who Che Guevara would have had shot as examples of the corrupt, decadent Bourgeoisie.
Let me do it.
|by Anonymous||reply 222||07/30/2020|
Guevara also executed gay men for being gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 223||07/30/2020|
I’m the Karl Marx PJ pants so many college students are partial to, even back in 2007.
|by Anonymous||reply 224||07/30/2020|
Hi, I"m your favorite SJW. I am convinced I am fearless even though I'm just a scared little girl inside (even if i'm male or non-binary). I project my insecurities and fears onto others because I know they are better than I am. I also hate all authoritarianism and attacks against free speech--unless it's something I think is "offensive" or left-wing authoritarianism. Hitler, Mussolini and Trump were bad but Mao, Stalin, Castro and Chavez were fighting against western imperialism, so that makes everything they did excusable. Don't attack my beliefs--my mind will come crashing down like a house of cards. Just you wait!
|by Anonymous||reply 225||07/30/2020|
I’m the racist national parks that need to be canceled for being a cesspool of racism. Now that I’m canceled, the bears and mountain lions in these parks risk starving to death. Now they’ll have to hunt for food instead of junk food left by tourists and tourists themselves.
|by Anonymous||reply 226||07/30/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 227||07/30/2020|
R173 has been CANCELLED!
|by Anonymous||reply 228||07/30/2020|
You click the block button, R227, it doesn't work if you just post "blocked".
|by Anonymous||reply 229||07/31/2020|
R173 Hideous troll begone.
|by Anonymous||reply 230||07/31/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 231||07/31/2020|
I need to eat my babies
|by Anonymous||reply 232||08/04/2020|
I'm against all kind of discrimination except ageism, old folk disagree with me so, fuck those boomers!
|by Anonymous||reply 233||08/04/2020|
R215: "Hand fasting," dear. Please try to keep up.
That said, Bunnika was an SJW on her racing wheelchair. Despite her "Grift-me-to-Disney-World-to-eat" Go Fund Me.
|by Anonymous||reply 234||08/04/2020|
We’re the unremovable shit stains on R173’s white hood.
|by Anonymous||reply 235||08/04/2020|
I am an excessively good person.
Charles Dickens put me in one of his books. The solicitor, Mr. Jarndyce, remarked that there were two classes of charitable people: one, the people who did a little and made a great deal of noise; the other, the people who did a great deal and made no noise at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 236||Last Wednesday at 10:29 PM|
We are the makers of blue and purple hair dye. Our sales have skyrocketed over the past few years.
|by Anonymous||reply 237||Last Thursday at 4:32 AM|
I love to scold.
Scolding someone is like an orgasm to me. I am flushed with the power of goodness every time I can out and scold wrongdoers in the world.
Here I am scolding a policemen—
|by Anonymous||reply 238||Last Thursday at 4:41 AM|
We're the actually hot guys of Antifa. We don't exist.
|by Anonymous||reply 239||Last Thursday at 5:16 AM|
There is no such thing as Anitfa. Funny how Nazis hate anything anit-facist, like OUR troops in WWII.
|by Anonymous||reply 240||Last Thursday at 7:14 AM|
R240 = Charles Boyer doing strange shit to Ingrid Bergman
|by Anonymous||reply 241||Last Thursday at 7:33 AM|
I’m the gaslighting.
SJWs use me to deny the existence of reality - ie, that a man cannot ever become a woman, and that antifa as a group exists. That way the conversation is derailed into arguing over basic facts instead of discussing the implications of their disruptive social proposals.
|by Anonymous||reply 242||Last Thursday at 11:17 AM|
R242 W&W. Call that fuckery out.
|by Anonymous||reply 243||Last Thursday at 11:21 AM|
No Antifa, sorry. You are delusional.
|by Anonymous||reply 244||Last Thursday at 11:23 AM|
I'm R244 not reading the room.
I will shortly be announcing my pronouns.
|by Anonymous||reply 245||Last Thursday at 11:31 AM|
R245 Conservative Troll on Gay Site.
|by Anonymous||reply 246||Last Thursday at 12:31 PM|
R240/R246 in the 1930s:
There are no such things as Nazis. That's just more Yankee Imperialist propaganda. It's Poland's fault Hitler invaded them and also Da Joos as well.
|by Anonymous||reply 247||Last Thursday at 12:41 PM|
R240 is a proud anti-facist.
|by Anonymous||reply 248||Last Thursday at 12:44 PM|
R248 is right wing fascist. He, or it, tries to turn it around in the same way racists try to claim white people are the victims of racism. TROLL.
|by Anonymous||reply 249||Last Thursday at 1:39 PM|
R249 "Fascism" to you is not having your tastes catered to hard enough. You have no concept of what deprivation or opression feel like.
You should feel lucky.
|by Anonymous||reply 250||Last Thursday at 1:46 PM|
R249 is engaged in Nazi tactics. Accusing people of what you yourself are guilty of is right out of Goebbels' playbook.
|by Anonymous||reply 251||Last Thursday at 2:14 PM|
I'm a young SJW who likes to spend my evenings discussing philosophy with my fellows
|by Anonymous||reply 252||Last Friday at 3:28 AM|
[quote] There is no such thing as Anitfa. Funny how Nazis hate anything anit-facist
If they don't exist, R240, how can they be anti-fascist?
|by Anonymous||reply 253||Last Friday at 3:49 AM|