Serving up this steaming pile of
Celebrity Gossip
Gay Politics
Gay News
and Pointless Bitchery
Since 1995

Hello and thank you for being a DL contributor. We are changing the login scheme for contributors for simpler login and to better support using multiple devices. Please click here to update your account with a username and password.

Hello. Some features on this site require registration. Please click here to register for free.

Hello and thank you for registering. Please complete the process by verifying your email address. If you can't find the email you can resend it here.

Hello. Some features on this site require a subscription. Please click here to get full access and no ads for $1.99 or less per month.

Let's be SJWs

I live in my mom's basement and work sporadically. I just got fired as a barista, but I have an interview at 7-Eleven tomorrow. My real career is my smartphone.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 253Last Friday at 3:49 AM

I’m the obesity

by Anonymousreply 107/27/2020


by Anonymousreply 207/27/2020

I swear this guy was just on Chris Cuomo.

by Anonymousreply 307/27/2020

I’m the Datalounger with no sense of humor & undiagnosed paranoid schizophrenia, who is about to charge in this thread and accuse everyone of being a Trumper, Russian and/or Troll.

by Anonymousreply 407/27/2020

I'm the tears that will end this thread.

by Anonymousreply 507/27/2020

I'm R4 of this thread, who is more humorless and unhinged than anyone he's typing about.

by Anonymousreply 607/27/2020

What is a SJW, seriously? Whatever it is, OP is one

by Anonymousreply 707/27/2020

Shouldn’t it be, “what is AN SJW” r7?

Doesn’t the letter “s” start with a vowel (“ess”)?

by Anonymousreply 807/27/2020

That guy looks like A rooster.

by Anonymousreply 907/27/2020

":any cockle doo"

by Anonymousreply 1007/27/2020

OP, SJWs are almost exclusively young white women.

by Anonymousreply 1107/28/2020

The Sisterhood of the SJW

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 1207/28/2020

R11 with a smaller contingent of loser guys hoping that if they repeat the white women's twisted bullshit, the guy will have a chance of getting laid.

by Anonymousreply 1307/28/2020

I'm a right wing troll worrying about SJWs instead of what's happening right now in the streets of America as we speak.

by Anonymousreply 1407/28/2020


Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 1507/28/2020

"What's happening right now in the streets of America"= R15

by Anonymousreply 1607/28/2020

I’m the Preferred Pronouns.

by Anonymousreply 1707/28/2020

I’m the transparent pro-Trump troll, with November drawing closer I’m busy starting hackneyed threads like these.

by Anonymousreply 1807/28/2020

I’m the one who reminds you that you are eating your turkey and cranberry sauce on stolen land every Thanksgiving.

by Anonymousreply 1907/28/2020

I’m the blue hair dye.

by Anonymousreply 2007/28/2020

Klan Granny pro Trump voter thread. F&F and block.

by Anonymousreply 2107/28/2020

I'm the pinkhair who makes so many antigay comments, some think SJW stands for "Super Jesus Warrior."

by Anonymousreply 2207/28/2020

I'm R 21.............

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 2307/28/2020

I’m the embarrassingly shit tattoos.

by Anonymousreply 2407/28/2020

I’m feeling unsafe.

by Anonymousreply 2507/28/2020

I'm the blunt, overt, mind-boggling racism.

by Anonymousreply 2607/28/2020

I'm a public school teacher who dresses up as a terrorist on the weekends.

by Anonymousreply 2707/28/2020

I'm a "working class" liberal arts graduate.

by Anonymousreply 2807/28/2020

Who wants to be neutrois?

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 2907/28/2020

I'm the white cry against systemic racism until a minority has the gall to disagree with me.... then they're an "Uncle Tom" or worse.....

by Anonymousreply 3007/28/2020

I'm Chapo Trap House.

by Anonymousreply 3107/28/2020

Your orange turd hero is going down in November. No amount of posting this shit is going to sway someone here to vote for him. But, enjoy the last days of Nero's fiddling while Rome is burning before you perish in the (preferably, grease) fire.

by Anonymousreply 3207/28/2020

I'm burning down Portland! Fuck the police! In the fall I'll go back to grad school and the apartment that's safely outside the protest zone that mom and dad are paying for. Oh, and they need to get me a new car too.

Down with capitalism!

by Anonymousreply 3307/28/2020

People are trying to have good time, Goody R32. Go churn some butter or pray or something.

by Anonymousreply 3407/28/2020

R32 thinks we're voting for Trump. That's part of why we find people like her to be such nincompoops. I wouldn't vote for Trump with your ballot. Nor for you.

by Anonymousreply 3507/28/2020

I would "Sure, Jan" you a thousand times, R35, but I don't want to waste more time on an obvious troll.

by Anonymousreply 3607/28/2020

You must refer to people as "they".

They may not have yest chosen their gender.

by Anonymousreply 3707/28/2020

[quote] OP, SJWs are almost exclusively young white women.

Pretty close.

by Anonymousreply 3807/28/2020

Who else is not surprised r36 is a "Sure, Jan" cunt?

And I'm not the troll, Prissy. Look in the mirror if you want to go to Trolltown, o queer excrescence.

by Anonymousreply 3907/28/2020

I'm the dick-hungry heterosexuality masquerading as bisexuality and "I love the person not the parts ❤". It's okay, I'll finally get to live my truth once they hit their late 20s and realize that time running out.

by Anonymousreply 4007/28/2020

I’m the one who likes to tell minorities the things that they should be offended by, while I take over the protests because I’m white and just happen to know how these things work.

I am front and center of every march while the people who the march is for have been shunted to the back. I am also full of self-virtue.

by Anonymousreply 4107/28/2020

We're the 65 year old gay men on an old school message board making wildly off the mark speculations about the lives of people we rarely if ever interact with.

by Anonymousreply 4207/28/2020

I'm living proof r42 is wrong, since I teach at a liberal arts college filled with SJWs and I interact with them every day when school is in session.

Most of what has been posted so far is accurate.

by Anonymousreply 4307/28/2020

R42 yet, here you are too.

by Anonymousreply 4407/28/2020

I’m the troll that says I’m a former Democrat who is now going to vote for Trump because I’m so disappointed in the far left antics of the SJW’s just to piss everyone off.

by Anonymousreply 4507/28/2020

R45, you forgot this: the troll is also a dyslexic wheelchair-bound Native American lesbian who voted for Hillary and twice for Obama!!

by Anonymousreply 4607/28/2020

Let's be a morbidly obese lazy frau keyboard warrior trolling this site, living off her husbands salary, pretending she's a CEO of some stupid MLM scheme. Hey Hun!

by Anonymousreply 4707/28/2020

I’m the histrionic protestor who’s viral temper tantrum and facial contortions will become the basis for millions of memes.

by Anonymousreply 4807/28/2020

I’m R48’s disappointed English teacher, shaking their head.

by Anonymousreply 4907/28/2020

R49 ?

by Anonymousreply 5007/28/2020

I’m the SJW, furious about this thread.

by Anonymousreply 5107/28/2020

im the lack of capital letters and punctuation in tweets cant have anyone think i earnestly care my detachment is a self defense mechanism and mask for my anger tbh

by Anonymousreply 5207/28/2020

R37 “Ladies, Gentlemen, and Undecided.”

by Anonymousreply 5307/28/2020

I'm the Twitter thread that begins with the phrase "We need to talk about ..."

by Anonymousreply 5407/28/2020

I'm "folks" or my more annoying variant, "folx"

by Anonymousreply 5507/28/2020

I’m the clap emoji, placed between every capitalised word to make sure Y’ALL LISTEN UP!

by Anonymousreply 5607/28/2020

"Anyone who disagrees with me is the devil because I said so."

by Anonymousreply 5707/28/2020

I’m the bottle of soy milk my malnourished purchaser is having trouble opening.

by Anonymousreply 5807/28/2020

I'm the Twitter bio that always looks like some variant of this: "Queer, intersectional feminist, Wiccan, first generation college grad, cat lover, knitter. She/they."

by Anonymousreply 5907/28/2020

R59 Pretty close, but you forgot their Hogwarts house.

by Anonymousreply 6007/28/2020

I’m the opinion I so desperately needed to share on Twitter because it’s so important. I’m exactly the same as all the other tweets in my timeline but I need to be heard.

by Anonymousreply 6107/28/2020

I’m the chubby, blue haired non-binary feminist activist who refuses to be undressed by the eyes of the male gaze.

by Anonymousreply 6207/28/2020

I'm bottoms. Even the straight men are me.

by Anonymousreply 6307/28/2020

I’m ranting against white privilege on Instagram. I refuse to celebrate a nation that doesn’t celebrate me. My parents bought me my first condo.

by Anonymousreply 6407/28/2020

All white people are terrorists.

by Anonymousreply 6507/28/2020

I'm the SJW slamming white men on Twitter for "never having come up with anything original."

The irony of spouting this garbage on a platform created by white men is lost on me.

(True story)

by Anonymousreply 6607/28/2020

I’m the disclaimer about historical context and outdated values. I’ll soon be appearing in front of every movie ever made, regardless of content.

by Anonymousreply 6707/28/2020

"my career is a smartphone" is actually brilliant. It is work. It requires coverage. Lots of responses and juggling. Previous generations didn't have that.

by Anonymousreply 6807/28/2020

I'm the upscale white middle-aged housewife earnestly posting BLM memes on Instagram, from the Martha's Vineyard second home to which I fled with my family during Covid. My next post will be a screenshot of my Quarantini zoom party!

by Anonymousreply 6907/28/2020

I'm triggered.

by Anonymousreply 7007/28/2020

Now I'm literally shaking!

by Anonymousreply 7107/28/2020

I'm better than you, and I'll let you know.

by Anonymousreply 7207/28/2020

I’m the emasculated white male carrying women’s tampons in my back pocket in case someone goes on their period!!

by Anonymousreply 7307/28/2020

I am the boot that will soon be pressed against OP‘s neck for this racist and offensive thread. Being an SJW and being a good person are the exact same thing. Who cares if a person is rich or has a trust fund just as long as they support the right things?

by Anonymousreply 7407/28/2020

I am the boot that will soon be pressed against OP‘s neck for this racist and offensive thread. Being an SJW and being a good person are the exact same thing. Who cares if a person is rich or has a trust fund just as long as they support the right things?

by Anonymousreply 7507/28/2020

I'm relentless, undying rage.

by Anonymousreply 7607/28/2020

Hey, there, it's me- political violence!

It's ok to kill Repub.. ahem, sorry, NAZIS!

Their dissent is literal violence against oppressed groups- the only logical response is to fight back.

Literally, with guns and pipe bombs!

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 7707/28/2020

I’m the knocked-up slut George Floyd held at gunpoint. I deserved it for being such a filthy whore and for refusing to obey black men. I am an example of why George Floyd is a hero and a martyr to all progressives everywhere. In fact, you can’t even call yourself a progressive anymore and less you bow down and worship George Floyd.

by Anonymousreply 7807/28/2020

I care so, so deeply about LGBTQIA2S+ rights and the oppression they've suffered for centuries . Except for the G.

DROP 👏 THE 👏 G 👏

by Anonymousreply 7907/28/2020

We are the other so-called victims of George Floyd’s so-called crimes. We also deserved what we got for refusing to obey this brave and heroic social justice warrior.

by Anonymousreply 8007/28/2020

And if someone mentions Karens you pissy

by Anonymousreply 8107/28/2020

White women are why black women had to wait two generations after black men to get the right to vote. One of the objectives of the Social Justice War is to make them pay for that.

by Anonymousreply 8207/28/2020

I'm mass psychogenic illness. I'm the polite way of saying mass hysteria. I only affect young women but it was felt best to no longer use my true name, female hysteria.

I was relatively content with occasional outbreaks of Tourette's syndrome and boyband-induced 'gina tingling, but the advent of the internet has elevated me to epic proportions. I've even convinced the medical establishment to pretend I cause real illnesses. It truly is a brave new world!

by Anonymousreply 8307/28/2020

I don't want to link it directly for privacy reasons, but this thread made me look up a very SJW trans colleague on Twitter.

One of her latest tweets was something along the lines of "Cis psychologists should work harder at being trans so trans folks can have trans psychologists."

Like ...... WHAT?

by Anonymousreply 8407/28/2020

SJW's national anthem.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 8507/28/2020

I’m the hypocrisy in their refusal to accept and honor Transracialism while constantly pushing transsexuals.

by Anonymousreply 8607/28/2020

Let’s be the professional, right-wing troll who needs to disparage minorities to feel good about himself and cash his paycheck from Vlad for dividing and destroying America.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 8707/28/2020

Click "new thread" to start a new thread, R87. Clicking "reply" just posts in an existing one.

by Anonymousreply 8807/28/2020

I'm brevity. I'm nowhere to be found in 40 pages of demands about racism, sexism, capitalism, and the environment. I am present in the short responses of people who sign without reading because the title promised a revolution.

by Anonymousreply 8907/28/2020

I'm the septum piercing I flash at people to indicate how i'm a cool SJW.

by Anonymousreply 9007/28/2020

R89: I’d say George Jefferson made those demands better with just three little words.

by Anonymousreply 9107/28/2020

I’m the majority of SJWs who will become conservatives or libertarians in 10-20 years anyways.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 9207/28/2020

I live my life on Twitter and I was shocked that Bernie and Corbyn--everyone I know voted for them!!!

by Anonymousreply 9307/28/2020

I’m the SJW triggered by satire over my extreme, infuriating, narcissistic assholery, which makes me label anyone who points it out an automatic Trump supporter.

by Anonymousreply 9407/28/2020

I'm an SJW who doesn't understand the difference between reality and art--if a movie depicts racism, that means it's because the white director is a racist himself.

by Anonymousreply 9507/28/2020

I’m the gay male writer at Buzzfeed who gets mortally offended every time a woman is objectified, but who writes dozens of articles about all the hot male actors who could literally spit in my mouth.

by Anonymousreply 9607/28/2020

I'm the skeletons in the closets.

by Anonymousreply 9707/28/2020

I'm the redneck axiom "The bigger the Bible, the bigger the sin."

A lot of the coastal woke have never heard me and it shows. It really, really shows.

by Anonymousreply 9807/28/2020

I’m the products that SJWs boycott which they never buy anyways.

by Anonymousreply 9907/28/2020

I love to instruct others on how they should act and what is not appropriate. But when it comes to receiving feedback/criticism, I don't accept it. If you criticize me, it is mansplaining, racism, bigotry, sexism, etc.

by Anonymousreply 10007/28/2020

I’m the eggshells everyone walks on when they are interacting with me.

by Anonymousreply 10107/28/2020

I'm debates over whether someone is really a member of their ethnic/social community that is determined by how politically obedient they are.

Shaun King is black! The Spanish aren't Hispanic! Asians are white! Iranians aren't!

by Anonymousreply 10207/28/2020

I’m the SJW-wannabe celebs who preach about equality and the environment while living in mansions and driving SUVs

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 10307/28/2020

^^^That reminds me--how the hell did Rachel Dolezal get trashed for pretending to be black while Shaun King never has?

by Anonymousreply 10407/28/2020

Rachel Dolezal got a bum rap.

by Anonymousreply 10507/28/2020

I’m the blighted inner city neighborhoods that SJWs loot, trash, and then complain about how rough and underserved those areas are.

by Anonymousreply 10607/28/2020

I'm looting for the hell of it- just to take the merchandise and burn it in the street.

by Anonymousreply 10707/28/2020

I’m the word “y’all”.

SJWs use me unironically all the time despite openly loathing the people who invented it.

by Anonymousreply 10807/28/2020

I’m the SJW who takes AK-47 to protests and peacefully aims it at a surprised driver whose car was being attacked by peaceful, fellow SJWs on the the street. I’m now a dead martyr for being a dumbass looking for trouble and getting it.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 10907/28/2020

I'm this guy.

"Your ignorance is rape!"

"You disagree with me... hmm. That's like a sexual assault."

"If that 'victim' felt like Jessica was assaulting or attempting to assault them - it's not actually assault, it's transphobia, because they should have been glad to have sex with Jessica!"

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 11007/28/2020

I'm the apoplectic fit and screeches whenever I hear the word "Latino" instead of "Latinx."

BTW, I do not have a drop of Spanish or Indigenous blood. My ancestry is 100% Northern European. It's ok though, I don't mind fighting other peoples' battles for them because I always know what's best for them anyway.

by Anonymousreply 11107/28/2020

[quote] I’m the word “y’all”. SJWs use me unironically all the time despite openly loathing the people who invented it.

I'm an SJW who uses "y'all" all the time. I am triggered by others appropriating things but I don't acknowledge that y'all is appropriated from black people and southerners.

by Anonymousreply 11207/28/2020

I’m the cellphone that SJWs whip out to film attacks on POC victims instead of actually helping them.

by Anonymousreply 11307/28/2020

I was molested by my father and now I hate all men because all men are my father. But I really just hate myself. These tattoos will make me more feminine and hot while also protecting me from men. And myself.

by Anonymousreply 11407/28/2020

R112 I'm the frothing DL poster who once angrily scolded me for suggesting "y'all" was cultural appropriation, because (it insisted) y'all is only a southern thing, not a black thing.

by Anonymousreply 11507/28/2020

Y'all is definitely a southern/black thing. Everyone else using it sounds like a dumb tryhard.

by Anonymousreply 11607/28/2020

R116 Could not agree more. I cringe seeing white media workers using it all over Twitter.

by Anonymousreply 11707/28/2020

[quote] Could not agree more. I cringe seeing white media workers using it all over Twitter.

They are trying to show how inclusive and "woke" they are. They are like those older parents who try so hard to be youthful and accepted by their children and their friends.

by Anonymousreply 11807/28/2020

SJW = single, Jewish, white? I don't get it. I get it mixed up with the SJP acronym.

by Anonymousreply 11907/28/2020

[quote] I'm the apoplectic fit and screeches whenever I hear the word "Latino" instead of "Latinx."

The only Latinos/Latinas I know who use that term are SJWs. Hmmm, I wonder why that is 🙄.

by Anonymousreply 12007/28/2020

I'm an SJW. I am proud of the fact that I'm obsese. I don't understand the difference between loving myself despite being fat versus loving myself FOR being fat.

by Anonymousreply 12107/28/2020

I'm the delusional fat white female that thinks she can say anything no matter how disgusting and provocative to a white man and he won't ever slam my face into the pavement. At that point, I'll could you..I'm just a girl fucker!" True story.

by Anonymousreply 12207/28/2020

I'm the founder of "Queers for Palestine"!

My lover and I are off Gaza, to show solidarity with my oppressed brothers and sisters!!!

The amazing comrades of Hamas have planned a special reception for us on the rooftop of the tallest building in town! It's going to be amazing, I can't wait!!!

by Anonymousreply 12307/28/2020

I'm the hatred of gay men. Whenever someone needs to blame someone for something, I assist in their decision making process.

by Anonymousreply 12407/28/2020

Assist with*

by Anonymousreply 12507/28/2020

I'm They who didn't vote in 2016 and made Trump president.

by Anonymousreply 12607/28/2020

I’m the humorless hectoring tone. I’m constant and invariable.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 12707/28/2020

I'm the white female who is able to vote, own property, have credit in my own name, and attend a university thanks to the efforts of white women from Susan B. Anthony to Gloria Steinem. Half of my tweets condemn 'white feminism'.

by Anonymousreply 12807/28/2020

Everything I don't like is white and everything I like is black. Don't like Beyonce? You're racist. Don't think Kerry Washington is a good actress? You're racist. Don't think Shonda Rhimes is a genius? RACIST!

by Anonymousreply 12907/28/2020

I’m the SJW who thinks anyone who is part-black should be identified solely as black. Never mind that this logic is as racist as the one-drop rule.

by Anonymousreply 13007/28/2020

I’m the self-important, humourless glare employed in every selfie.

by Anonymousreply 13107/28/2020

I'm the white frau on social media who magnanimously likes and favorably responds to anything a black person posts.

by Anonymousreply 13207/28/2020

I am Trigglypuff. I am legend.

by Anonymousreply 13307/28/2020
by Anonymousreply 13407/28/2020

Where were you when I was Nora in [italic]Pete’s Dragon[/italic]?

by Anonymousreply 13507/28/2020

So what does the acronym mean? Just tell me already!

by Anonymousreply 13607/28/2020

I’m the calls to end racism and stereotyping, followed by calling ALL White people racist bigots and stating that I should get preferential treatment.

by Anonymousreply 13707/28/2020

I’m Power. The ability to control others. I’m what this is all about nowadays, as equality is off the table.

by Anonymousreply 13807/28/2020

I'm the SJW that will vote for any black person that runs for a political position. I'll even write in Aunt Jemima on a ballot. It doesn't matter what their stance or voting record is, as long as their black, I'll vote for them.

by Anonymousreply 13907/28/2020

I’m the white suburban frau-spawn that screeches at people about needing anti-racist policies, but is dating/married to a white man.

by Anonymousreply 14007/28/2020

Where was R139 when I ran for governor of California?

by Anonymousreply 14107/28/2020

I'm an SJW. I have a bachelors degree in Racial Studies which makes me an expert on everything. You dare to doubt me?! I'll say something like "bla bla bla don't mess with me, I have a degree in Racial Studies!" everytime. You've been warned.

by Anonymousreply 14207/28/2020

I'm an SJW and all my knowledge of economics/finance comes from my Marxist English professor. I would never trust someone with an actual degree in Economics or Finance. God forbid!

by Anonymousreply 14307/28/2020

I'm God. This is what you get when you turn your back on Me.

by Anonymousreply 14407/28/2020


I’m pretentious as hell but “y’all” is too good not to use in many settings.

I’m a Southerner, though, so I am exempted.

by Anonymousreply 14507/28/2020

R145 yes you are :-).

by Anonymousreply 14607/28/2020


It comes down to pronunciation.

It’s like having a good French accent- natives can tell when someone is FSL.


by Anonymousreply 14707/28/2020

^^That's it, that's why most people can't pull "y'all" off.

by Anonymousreply 14807/28/2020

I'm the idle time and lack of real responsibilities that allow SJWs to be on Twitter 25 hours a day.

by Anonymousreply 14907/28/2020

Another unending Troll thread.

by Anonymousreply 15007/28/2020

I'm the manbun. I'll never go out of style because Millennial fashion hasn't changed in 20 years.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 15107/29/2020

I'm the intolerance, I fight it with more intolerance, No I don't see the irony, my superior moral save me from those nuisance

by Anonymousreply 15207/29/2020

I’m the issue I now need you to know I care so deeply about despite never having shown any interest in it in all the time you’ve known me.

by Anonymousreply 15307/29/2020

I'm not voting for Biden!

by Anonymousreply 15407/29/2020

I am the intemperate, poorly constructed opinion piece that will be forgotten in a month, but is currently So Fucking Important.

by Anonymousreply 15507/29/2020

What could someone say that would justify you slamming their face into the pavement, 122?

by Anonymousreply 15607/29/2020


by Anonymousreply 15707/29/2020

[R154] that’s right, I’m seeing some of that on Twitter. Bernie bros think trump and Biden are “the same dude, maaaannn”

by Anonymousreply 15807/29/2020

You do all realise that it was SJWs of yesteryear who fought for and won the rights we as gay people enjoy today? Do you think these rights were given to us?

by Anonymousreply 15907/29/2020

R159 Do fuck off.

by Anonymousreply 16007/29/2020

R160 gladly this thread is a cesspool of deranged, old farts. I strongly suspect you fall into that category. Ciao x

by Anonymousreply 16107/29/2020

[quote]You do all realise that it was SJWs of yesteryear who fought for and won the rights we as gay people enjoy today?

So that gives them the right to try to take them away in thisteryear?

by Anonymousreply 16207/29/2020

No they were not the same, R159. They are riding on their good names tho, especially with deluded old hippies like you. It's a regressive breed now, bro.

by Anonymousreply 16307/29/2020

I'm Rachel Boyle. I'm one sixteenth Lancastrian black but I INSIST that I'm 100% Black!

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 16407/29/2020

I'm the cow who gets raped for my cheese.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 16507/29/2020

That's hilarious R165. Titania and ranting about cheese equals cow rape. How Michfesty can you get?

by Anonymousreply 16607/29/2020

I'm a conservative troll, infecting gay sites just to fuck over liberals as much as possible. That's what gets me off.

by Anonymousreply 16707/29/2020

I'm r167. I'm a humorless twat who thinks every fringe lunatic on the left is beyond reproach.

by Anonymousreply 16807/29/2020

(R168) Conservative Trolls hate being called out. Just like racists hate being called what they are. They throw hissy fits. Exhibit A.

by Anonymousreply 16907/29/2020

I'm r169. I'm still a humorless twat who thinks the insanity of modern-day SJWs is sacrosanct and can't be ridicules. Anybody who disagrees with me is worse than Hitler.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 17007/29/2020

(R170) Ugh, Triggered Conservative Trolls are the worst.

by Anonymousreply 17107/29/2020

I'm a moderate Democrat r171. Just because some people don't march in lock-step with the microaggression crowd and thinks they're drama queens doesn't make one conservative. Now go to your safe space and lock the door.

by Anonymousreply 17207/29/2020

I'm R169. I'm a 57 year old man who sells Avon. I take the bus everywhere and haven't bought a new phone since 2002. I regularly crap my pants due partly to sphinctoral control issues, but mostly because I enjoy it. I usually do this outside schools and then ask the girls if I can borrow a pad to soak it up, it's very watery due to my fast food diet. I don't clean it up for the rest of the day and sit in it while it dries in my drawstring pants posting on Datalounge, which is the only website I understand how to use.

by Anonymousreply 17307/29/2020

Triggered Trolls Exhibit B and C. (173) (170)

by Anonymousreply 17407/29/2020

DAAAAAMN R169/R173 you gross as fuck!

by Anonymousreply 17507/29/2020

I received an email from a SJW colleague (in higher ed, fwiw) the other day. The signature read, and I quote:

John Doe

Position XYZ

Pronouns: he/she/they

by Anonymousreply 17607/29/2020

I’m the $100 waiting to give this rent boy

by Anonymousreply 17707/29/2020

(R173) Takes his time to Troll. It's all he has to lash out. Sad.

by Anonymousreply 17807/29/2020

[quote]Pronouns: he/she/they

What happens when you address he/she/they on a day when he feels like a she, etc.? Is it an emergency meeting with HR?

by Anonymousreply 17907/29/2020

(R173) Old cellphones? What a SLAM! Snap Gurl!

by Anonymousreply 18007/29/2020

SLAM!/Slap gurl, r180, why the (parentheses)?

by Anonymousreply 18107/29/2020

I am the reality that all peaceful means of protest against systemic racism, sexism, anti-Semitism, and homophobia have failed and failed miserably and will continue to fail. The only way to get rid of them at this point is with the use of force.

by Anonymousreply 18207/29/2020

R181 It's my "snowflake" safe space. I don't want to get Trollvid 19 from R173.

by Anonymousreply 18307/29/2020

I'm the impending suicide as I've had to bounce around the country for employment, only to earn shit money, still. Now that no one is hiring I might as well end it all. Good job conservatives, one less Millennial homo in the world.

by Anonymousreply 18407/29/2020

I love a good endorsement for gay suicide.

by Anonymousreply 18507/29/2020

We are the conservatives preaching the gospel of personal responsibility and responding to every new news development with a hearty “I told you this would happen if you don’t spank your kids“ while waiting for that next $1200 stimulus check.

by Anonymousreply 18607/29/2020

Yes, gay people should kill themselves.

by Anonymousreply 18707/29/2020

So we have unhinged Matt and a humorless SJW running amok today?

by Anonymousreply 18807/29/2020

[quote]a humorless SJW running amok today


by Anonymousreply 18907/29/2020

I’m the spineless college administrators and deans who kowtow to SJW cancel demands without any investigations or just cause.

by Anonymousreply 19007/29/2020

This thread is so tired.

by Anonymousreply 19107/29/2020

I'm the outrage over the cast of Pose not being winning every single Emmy. They should have won simply because they were brave enough to give us a performance while suffering from the world weariness of being trans. I don't care that most of them aren't talented. They should be rewarded no matter what.

by Anonymousreply 19207/29/2020

Aaaand it continues. Now with 30% more desperation.

by Anonymousreply 19307/29/2020

I am the humorless SJW in this thread. The reason I post disdainful comments is because I never got attention at any point in my life, ever. And now I crave it, desperately. I was molested by my father and honestly, it was enjoyable. But I get to celebrate myself as a victim now so that makes it awesome...but ohhhhh so terrible.

by Anonymousreply 19407/29/2020

I’m Laverne Cox knowing that I’ll win win an Emmy just for being a trans woman of color this year!!!! Yayyyyy!!

by Anonymousreply 19507/29/2020

I'm St. Rose of McGowan

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 19607/29/2020

I’m the creepy SJWs who continue to monitor and police this thread. Sieg Heil!

by Anonymousreply 19707/29/2020

I'm 20 years into the future. Most of us inherited our parents' houses, vote slightly right, have closed up our ear holes, fallen in love with golf and baby showers.

by Anonymousreply 19807/29/2020

I'm rolls of blubber, blue hair, sleeve tattoos, and nose rings. I can't string five words together without saying 'fuck'. My college degree is completely worthless so I'll live like a pauper until I inherit. I'll kiss girls but won't touch their vaginas but call myself 'queer'. I hate the old fags who fought for the right to call myself queer. My IQ is less than my shoe size. I don't use soap. Yes, i smell like shit.

by Anonymousreply 19907/29/2020

I'm automation. SJWs wouldn't have an online presence without me. If I didn't exist then their lack of technical skills would have them expressing their outrage through finger-paintings and dioramas. I'm also the idea that "using a specific website" is some kind of "skill" as mentioned upthread.

by Anonymousreply 20007/29/2020

I'm superior than you and I know better, your life experience is irrelevant for me, just do as I say.

by Anonymousreply 20107/29/2020

I am the parental checks that arrive at regular intervals. I am never mentioned.

by Anonymousreply 20207/29/2020

I'm the mob who have now lined out OP, totally lacking self awareness or seeing the irony in it.

by Anonymousreply 20307/29/2020

I am the conservative troll who infiltrates gay sites with stealth rage threads to divide progressives. I start as many fires as possible, it makes me cum. I can't stop I have to do it over and over. Every day. Race baiting, gay baiting, trans baiting. Stupid faggots.

by Anonymousreply 20407/29/2020

I'm the lesson learned: buckle under to cancel culture or cancel culture will cancel YOU!

by Anonymousreply 20507/29/2020

OP is not "lined out" on my computer, r203. You must be set to "prissy sissy."

by Anonymousreply 20607/29/2020

I'm SJW and I DEMAND that Norway change their flag!

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 20707/29/2020

I set mine to "asbestos eyeballs" and now it's back.

by Anonymousreply 20807/29/2020

Oh you've got to be fucking kidding me r207! Unbelievable!

by Anonymousreply 20907/29/2020

I am the sadness....and never enough spoons.

by Anonymousreply 21007/29/2020

I’m the fake racist attacks perpetrated by unstable SJWs that automatically garner sympathy and zero investigation from media.

I’m also the media silence that follows when evidence points to hoax.

by Anonymousreply 21107/29/2020

I am the Wrath of Anti-Patriarchal Phallocentrism!

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 21207/29/2020

I’m the woke entertainment police who fill up TvTropes YMMV pages by listing everything “problematic” about every movie and TV series ever made.

by Anonymousreply 21307/29/2020

[quote] I am the sadness....and never enough spoons.

Spoons are no longer allowed because of Ricky Schroder's domestic violence charges.

by Anonymousreply 21407/29/2020

I am Bunnika, hand tying with my three partners...or four...

by Anonymousreply 21507/29/2020

I'm the psychosomatic illnesses that prevent me from getting a real job.

by Anonymousreply 21607/30/2020

I am does social media virtual paper trail that would keep you from getting a real job if you even tried to show any initiative in doing so.

by Anonymousreply 21707/30/2020

R207's story doesn't surprise me at all.

by Anonymousreply 21807/30/2020

R191 but is it as tired as someone having to explain it one last time AND louder for the people in the back?

by Anonymousreply 21907/30/2020

I'm Edward Schinzing and it's my mission to destroy property in the cause of BLM.

(Unfortunately the police identified me by the name on my back)

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 22007/30/2020

I’m the Che Guevara T-shirt.

I am mostly worn by people who Che Guevara would have had shot as examples of the corrupt, decadent Bourgeoisie.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 22107/30/2020

[quote] I am mostly worn by people who Che Guevara would have had shot as examples of the corrupt, decadent Bourgeoisie.

Let me do it.

by Anonymousreply 22207/30/2020

Guevara also executed gay men for being gay.

by Anonymousreply 22307/30/2020

I’m the Karl Marx PJ pants so many college students are partial to, even back in 2007.

by Anonymousreply 22407/30/2020

Hi, I"m your favorite SJW. I am convinced I am fearless even though I'm just a scared little girl inside (even if i'm male or non-binary). I project my insecurities and fears onto others because I know they are better than I am. I also hate all authoritarianism and attacks against free speech--unless it's something I think is "offensive" or left-wing authoritarianism. Hitler, Mussolini and Trump were bad but Mao, Stalin, Castro and Chavez were fighting against western imperialism, so that makes everything they did excusable. Don't attack my beliefs--my mind will come crashing down like a house of cards. Just you wait!

by Anonymousreply 22507/30/2020

I’m the racist national parks that need to be canceled for being a cesspool of racism. Now that I’m canceled, the bears and mountain lions in these parks risk starving to death. Now they’ll have to hunt for food instead of junk food left by tourists and tourists themselves.

by Anonymousreply 22607/30/2020

R173 blocked.

by Anonymousreply 22707/30/2020

R173 has been CANCELLED!

by Anonymousreply 22807/30/2020

You click the block button, R227, it doesn't work if you just post "blocked".

by Anonymousreply 22907/31/2020

R173 Hideous troll begone.

by Anonymousreply 23007/31/2020
by Anonymousreply 23107/31/2020

I need to eat my babies

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 23208/04/2020

I'm against all kind of discrimination except ageism, old folk disagree with me so, fuck those boomers!

by Anonymousreply 23308/04/2020

R215: "Hand fasting," dear. Please try to keep up.

That said, Bunnika was an SJW on her racing wheelchair. Despite her "Grift-me-to-Disney-World-to-eat" Go Fund Me.

by Anonymousreply 23408/04/2020

We’re the unremovable shit stains on R173’s white hood.

by Anonymousreply 23508/04/2020

I am an excessively good person.

Charles Dickens put me in one of his books. The solicitor, Mr. Jarndyce, remarked that there were two classes of charitable people: one, the people who did a little and made a great deal of noise; the other, the people who did a great deal and made no noise at all.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 236Last Wednesday at 10:29 PM

We are the makers of blue and purple hair dye. Our sales have skyrocketed over the past few years.

by Anonymousreply 237Last Thursday at 4:32 AM

I love to scold.

Scolding someone is like an orgasm to me. I am flushed with the power of goodness every time I can out and scold wrongdoers in the world.

Here I am scolding a policemen—

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 238Last Thursday at 4:41 AM

We're the actually hot guys of Antifa. We don't exist.

by Anonymousreply 239Last Thursday at 5:16 AM

There is no such thing as Anitfa. Funny how Nazis hate anything anit-facist, like OUR troops in WWII.

by Anonymousreply 240Last Thursday at 7:14 AM

R240 = Charles Boyer doing strange shit to Ingrid Bergman

by Anonymousreply 241Last Thursday at 7:33 AM

I’m the gaslighting.

SJWs use me to deny the existence of reality - ie, that a man cannot ever become a woman, and that antifa as a group exists. That way the conversation is derailed into arguing over basic facts instead of discussing the implications of their disruptive social proposals.

by Anonymousreply 242Last Thursday at 11:17 AM

R242 W&W. Call that fuckery out.

by Anonymousreply 243Last Thursday at 11:21 AM

No Antifa, sorry. You are delusional.

by Anonymousreply 244Last Thursday at 11:23 AM

I'm R244 not reading the room.

I will shortly be announcing my pronouns.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 245Last Thursday at 11:31 AM

R245 Conservative Troll on Gay Site.

by Anonymousreply 246Last Thursday at 12:31 PM

R240/R246 in the 1930s:

There are no such things as Nazis. That's just more Yankee Imperialist propaganda. It's Poland's fault Hitler invaded them and also Da Joos as well.

by Anonymousreply 247Last Thursday at 12:41 PM

R240 is a proud anti-facist.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 248Last Thursday at 12:44 PM

R248 is right wing fascist. He, or it, tries to turn it around in the same way racists try to claim white people are the victims of racism. TROLL.

by Anonymousreply 249Last Thursday at 1:39 PM

R249 "Fascism" to you is not having your tastes catered to hard enough. You have no concept of what deprivation or opression feel like.

You should feel lucky.

by Anonymousreply 250Last Thursday at 1:46 PM

R249 is engaged in Nazi tactics. Accusing people of what you yourself are guilty of is right out of Goebbels' playbook.

by Anonymousreply 251Last Thursday at 2:14 PM

I'm a young SJW who likes to spend my evenings discussing philosophy with my fellows

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 252Last Friday at 3:28 AM

[quote] There is no such thing as Anitfa. Funny how Nazis hate anything anit-facist

If they don't exist, R240, how can they be anti-fascist?

by Anonymousreply 253Last Friday at 3:49 AM
Need more help? Click Here.

Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." Don't you just LOVE clicking on these things on every single site you visit? I know we do! You can thank the EU parliament for making everyone in the world click on these pointless things while changing absolutely nothing. If you are interested you can take a look at our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, click ACCEPT and we'll set a dreaded cookie to make it go away. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs.


Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads!