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Alden Ehrenreich

Do you find him attractive?

I don't. His head is too round.

He looks like a cabbage.

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by Anonymousreply 64August 5, 2020 4:18 PM

He was cute when he was younger.

Here he is in the "Wendigo" episode of Supernatural, way back in 2005.

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by Anonymousreply 1July 27, 2020 2:34 AM

Very fuckable, his character was my favorite in “Hail, Caesar” - more fun scenery chewing than the dance number.

by Anonymousreply 2July 27, 2020 2:38 AM

Nonsense, His head is not too round, it's the world that is too square.

by Anonymousreply 3July 27, 2020 2:39 AM

[quote] His head is too round

Like Charlie Brown.

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by Anonymousreply 4July 27, 2020 2:41 AM

I think he’s prime boyfriend material.

by Anonymousreply 5July 27, 2020 2:43 AM

[quote] His head is too round.

At least it's not pear-shaped like the weird-shaped head of Chris Meloni which looks like that of Bert of Sesame Street fame.

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by Anonymousreply 6July 27, 2020 2:44 AM

He's the new Emile Hirsch, minus the shit fit beating up a female Sony exec. He was given a chance at starring in a blockbuster and it tanked. I personally think he's cute (as is Emile), but if you can't carry a picture, you become a character actor.

by Anonymousreply 7July 27, 2020 2:46 AM

Emile showed peen. Will Alden?

by Anonymousreply 8July 27, 2020 2:48 AM

He's great in Peacock's adaptation of "Brave New World" and his talent is appealing, but attractive? Nah.

by Anonymousreply 9July 27, 2020 2:48 AM

I like round heads because I have one too. All my boyfriends have had round heads and faces regardless of race. So I find him very hot. Red lips also make me weak at the knees.

by Anonymousreply 10July 27, 2020 2:54 AM

[quote]His head is too round.

And that's a problem because... what, it won't fit?

by Anonymousreply 11July 27, 2020 4:13 AM

Is he a DL fave? Since when? He starred in a big film that bombed? Which film? I've never heard of him or noticed him.

by Anonymousreply 12July 27, 2020 4:17 AM

Total fox. Love the hairy chest.

He showed it off in a deep-cut shirt in Blue Jasmine, and that's when I became aware of him. Riveting.

by Anonymousreply 13July 27, 2020 4:18 AM

I love him hes definitely attractive and also most importantly, seems attainable.

by Anonymousreply 14July 27, 2020 4:19 AM

Never heard of him.

by Anonymousreply 15July 27, 2020 4:21 AM

A friend told me he was a massive bully in junior high. She was very pleased when Solo flopped.

by Anonymousreply 16July 27, 2020 4:23 AM

Nobody really has R15, until he got the lead role in the Star Wars movie "Solo."

by Anonymousreply 17July 27, 2020 4:24 AM

[quote]A friend told me he was a massive bully in junior high.

He could torment my throat and ass any day.

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by Anonymousreply 18July 27, 2020 4:28 AM

He looks like Chris Pratt.

by Anonymousreply 19July 27, 2020 4:35 AM

He has the most cringely stereotypical story: discovered by Spielberg at a bar mitzvah

by Anonymousreply 20July 27, 2020 4:35 AM

He and James Marsden should play good-and-evil brothers.

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by Anonymousreply 21July 27, 2020 4:37 AM

He looks like a future fatty.

by Anonymousreply 22July 27, 2020 5:21 AM

Yeah, unfortunately he looks like the type who can't gain 5 pounds because the first 4 will go to his face.

by Anonymousreply 23July 27, 2020 5:24 AM

He's gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 24July 27, 2020 5:45 AM

Didn't he play Not Solo?

by Anonymousreply 25July 27, 2020 5:48 AM

Damn – when he was 8, he witnessed his father getting stabbed to death.

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by Anonymousreply 26July 27, 2020 5:52 AM

R23, is that a Northern European trait? Ted Kennedy had a round head that got wider and wider as he aged.

by Anonymousreply 27July 27, 2020 5:54 AM

It was his late father’s work as an accountant for the biggest mover and shaker in Hollywood — director Steven Spielberg — that was to lead to Alden’s first break.

Steven was at a bat mitzvah when he saw a madcap video the then 14-year-old Alden had made for his friend’s coming of age ceremony.

It featured him pretending to break into her house and try on her clothes.

The Oscar-winning director was so impressed that he put out the word about the youngster, leading to Alden winning small roles in TV shows CSI and Supernatural. It was a good job Alden did not listen to his parents ahead of the party.

by Anonymousreply 28July 27, 2020 5:57 AM

Solo's failure was not Alden's fault.

The original directors came off The Lego Movie and 21 Jump Street and were fired five months into production. They gave him no direction on the character and would ask for 25 to 30 takes of scenes, with the only guidance being, "Do something different this time."

As Lily Tomlin's memorable meltdown on the I Heart Huckabees set taught us, that's not how you direct actors to a cohesive performance.

by Anonymousreply 29July 27, 2020 6:15 AM

Disney’s decision to do young Han while Ford is still very much alive and celebrated - asshole decision

by Anonymousreply 30July 27, 2020 6:22 AM

[quote] is that a Northern European trait?

Eastern.

by Anonymousreply 31July 27, 2020 10:45 AM

ABSOLUTELY.

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by Anonymousreply 32July 27, 2020 12:46 PM

R29, I was wondering how Ron Howard ended up directing a Star Wars movie.

Thanks for the info.

by Anonymousreply 33July 27, 2020 4:24 PM

TOTAL hottie

by Anonymousreply 34August 4, 2020 1:30 PM

Oof.

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by Anonymousreply 35August 4, 2020 1:35 PM

I see a hairy chest. Mama's mussy is moist!

by Anonymousreply 36August 4, 2020 1:37 PM

He's too short and his torso is also too short, like that of Meghan Markle.

by Anonymousreply 37August 4, 2020 1:41 PM

he resembles her in no way

by Anonymousreply 38August 4, 2020 2:02 PM

matinee idol

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by Anonymousreply 39August 4, 2020 2:03 PM

Some of you have very low standards. Ehrenreich is barely even average looking.

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by Anonymousreply 40August 4, 2020 2:09 PM

His sexiness comes more from his charm than from any boring "model good looks" -- you can see it in things like the Coens movie and that YA flop Beautiful Creatures; he has that magical something that really pops on-screen. Solo was a mess despite him.

by Anonymousreply 41August 4, 2020 2:13 PM

[quote]is that a Northern European trait? Ted Kennedy had a round head that got wider and wider as he aged.

That, R27, was a BIG fucking cabbagehead.

by Anonymousreply 42August 4, 2020 2:31 PM

Is it weird that I think he looks like Hunter Summerall crossed with Richard Madden?

by Anonymousreply 43August 4, 2020 2:38 PM

He truly was hilarious in that Coen Bros. film. I still think about his scenes whenever I see his name.

by Anonymousreply 44August 4, 2020 3:19 PM

True butterface.

by Anonymousreply 45August 4, 2020 3:24 PM

he and channing tatum were the only things worthy to see

by Anonymousreply 46August 4, 2020 3:36 PM

I actually enjoyed “Solo” and would take it over any of the new trilogy films any day.

by Anonymousreply 47August 4, 2020 3:45 PM

I actually enjoyed “Solo” and would take it over any of the new trilogy films any day.

by Anonymousreply 48August 4, 2020 3:45 PM

R40 And still hotter than YOU

by Anonymousreply 49August 4, 2020 4:28 PM

R6 Have you ever saw a pear in your life?

by Anonymousreply 50August 4, 2020 4:32 PM

Of course hes going to fail upwards, Hollywood will give him film after film. He's Jewish, connected and sucked Spielbergs dick.

by Anonymousreply 51August 4, 2020 4:37 PM

he's a hot actor

by Anonymousreply 52August 4, 2020 5:33 PM

r50, oh, dear

by Anonymousreply 53August 4, 2020 5:49 PM

Isn't he like a whole head shorter than Harrison Ford? It's not like the character would have a growth spurt in middle age.

by Anonymousreply 54August 4, 2020 6:00 PM

He is a native Californian. It's nice to see a California actor for a change.

by Anonymousreply 55August 4, 2020 6:10 PM

I wish they all could be California guys. . . .

by Anonymousreply 56August 4, 2020 7:06 PM

sexy

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by Anonymousreply 57August 4, 2020 7:36 PM

Angus MacFadyen should play his father in something.

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by Anonymousreply 58August 4, 2020 7:47 PM

His name is awkward.

by Anonymousreply 59August 5, 2020 1:03 AM

R59 That's pretty antisemitic.

by Anonymousreply 60August 5, 2020 1:12 AM

His name is german?

by Anonymousreply 61August 5, 2020 12:06 PM

He showed some butt on Brave New World, but not enough

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by Anonymousreply 62August 5, 2020 4:01 PM

Would smash

by Anonymousreply 63August 5, 2020 4:02 PM

super cute

by Anonymousreply 64August 5, 2020 4:18 PM
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