Why do people think Reese Witherspoon’s son Deacon is gay?

Because he’s young and cute.

Because you have Major Gayface, honey. The fact that you found your way into this cesspool at age 16 shows where you’re headed.

Because he's pretty, but that doesn't mean anything, look at Presley Gerber.

Does your mother know you’re in here?

You take after your dad.

They secretly want him.

It's the DL. You can find some poster who will call anyone gay.

I want to fix him up with Rita’s son Joaquin.

Ripa! Damn autocorrect.

Well, to begin with, the name “Deacon” is pretty gay.

Come back, Deacon! We have so many questions for you.

Hey R10...I thought I came across as very butch!

“I always assume everyone is gay unless told otherwise.”

Because he looks like a young Reese FTM

Does he have witch chin?

Don’t hang out with Harry Styles! Before you’ll now it, you’ll be distraught, almost 22, tossed aside and getting facial tattoos.

His fave fap material.

Is OP referring to Deacon Reese Phillippe?

Come to think of it, Deacon IS a gay name.

Twinkface

Wait, Charles Louis "Deacon" Phillippe the Major League Baseball pitcher who played for the Louisville Colonels and the Pittsburgh Pirates at the turn of the century?

Fix that hair lol omg

R19, are you also R12?