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Let’s be a Modern Day Sitcom

I’m the blur filter applied to the ageing leads’ baggy undereyes which occasionally drops out, revealing the dark, wrinkled mess beneath.

by Anonymousreply 157Yesterday at 3:20 PM

I'm the production design. No matter the target audience and show style, I'm overdetermined and nauseating, as I have been on every sitcom for 30 years.

by Anonymousreply 107/26/2020

I'm the annoying white female lead who should be slapped but never is.

by Anonymousreply 207/26/2020

I'm the obese guy who somehow scores a very fit and attractive woman.

by Anonymousreply 307/26/2020

I’m the “likes” and “literallys” the characters will all say multiple times per sentence, each time with increasing vocal fry.

by Anonymousreply 407/26/2020

I’m the breaking of the fourth wall.

by Anonymousreply 507/26/2020

I’m the quirky Indian guy who acts super-gay but is really a rabid heterosexual.

I’m never funny.

by Anonymousreply 607/26/2020

I’m the ironic mustache.

by Anonymousreply 707/26/2020

I’m the too-clean apartment that looks like an untouched showroom.

by Anonymousreply 807/26/2020

I’m Fran Drescher. I won’t be trotting out “The Nanny” in-jokes until episode 4, to give the show time to find its own voice first.

by Anonymousreply 907/26/2020

I'm the upper middle-class home the principle characters live in. Few exceptions are allowed, but are refreshing such as "Roseanne" and "The Middle."

by Anonymousreply 1007/26/2020

I'm the laugh track - STILL USED IN 2020 - ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 1107/26/2020


by Anonymousreply 1207/26/2020

I'm the deep seriousness of little Jrs school/romantic/behavioral issue that Sr and the Mrs have to finally confront in the third act.

by Anonymousreply 1307/26/2020

I'm a ordinary middle class sitcom set where every square foot of the decor has a light source. Every shelf is top lit. Dozens of wall sconces when this class of people rarely have wall sconces. Every table, sideboard, everywhere, just everywhere, a light source.

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by Anonymousreply 1407/26/2020

I never noticed that R14. I'll have to start watching.

by Anonymousreply 1507/26/2020

I'm the overused vocal chords of the actors. Every word of every sentence is PROJECTED to an audience that doesn't exist in real life. People don't do this in real life.

by Anonymousreply 1607/26/2020

I'm the sassy black friend/neighbor/co-worker, inevitably played by Yvette Nicole Brown Simpson or whatever her name is. Since BLM, you're going to be seeing lots more of me. mmm-HMM!


by Anonymousreply 1707/26/2020

I’m the totally diverse cast. Even though most of America isn’t.

by Anonymousreply 1807/26/2020

We are the actually funny jokes. We don’t exist, but if by chance you actually hear one, it is likely stolen from a show you loved when you were a kid.

by Anonymousreply 1907/26/2020

I’m the genuinely funny but “problematic” episode that causes great offence amongst Buzzfeed and Bustle writers, who demand it be pulled and shame anyone who enjoyed it.

by Anonymousreply 2007/26/2020

I’m the pathetic excuse for a theme song: a 30-second generic butt rock stinger that sounds like it’s leading up to something and then suddenly stops.

by Anonymousreply 2107/26/2020

I'm the couch that sits in the middle of the living room in EVERY SINGLE SHOW.

by Anonymousreply 2207/26/2020

I’m the Miley Cyrus guest appearance that’s massively overhyped in the promos but which falls totally flat.

by Anonymousreply 2307/26/2020

We are the promos for regular episodes that emphasize (read: spoil) the raunchiest jokes that have nothing to do with the plot, such as it is.

by Anonymousreply 2407/26/2020

I'm the one millionth time something from I Love Lucy has been blatantly copied.

by Anonymousreply 2507/26/2020

I’m the Devil of TV Hell, Tony Danza, making a cameo appearance as someone’s father, who - surprise, surprise, surprise - happens to be named Tony.

by Anonymousreply 2607/26/2020

I'm the protagonist who exhibits really toxic behavior that nobody calls out, but the audience eats up because "I totally get it."

by Anonymousreply 2707/26/2020

I’m Jennifer Aniston, mortally insulted at being asked to play Abby Elliot’s mom.

by Anonymousreply 2807/26/2020

R25 I’m the bad Cuban accent Jack McBrayer trots out for said I Love Lucy “tribute” episode.

by Anonymousreply 2907/26/2020

In conjunction with R20, I'm PC. No sitcom will ever be super funny again because millennials and Gen Z are offended by EVERYTHING.

by Anonymousreply 3007/26/2020

I'm the absence of physical comedy. Because they're just too cool for that.

by Anonymousreply 3107/26/2020

I'm the streaming service with questionable financing on which you'll surely find a sitcom in 2020.

by Anonymousreply 3207/26/2020

I’m the spunky, precocious young girl lead who breaks the fourth wall once an episode by saying her catchphrase directly into the camera and crossing her arms determinedly.

by Anonymousreply 3307/26/2020

[quote]I'm the overused vocal chords of the actors.

Oh, dear.

[quote]I'm the upper middle-class home the principle characters live in.

And again.

by Anonymousreply 3407/26/2020

I’m guest star Maggie Wheeler, consciously avoiding any Janice shtick and coming across boring as hell as a result.

by Anonymousreply 3507/26/2020

I’m the boom-mic that periodically dips into view.

by Anonymousreply 3607/26/2020

R21, modern-day sitcoms don't have theme songs.

by Anonymousreply 3707/26/2020

I'm a child's bedroom. My dimensions are 25 feet by 25 feet.

by Anonymousreply 3807/26/2020

I’m the tedious dramatic episode created solely for Emmy consideration.

by Anonymousreply 3907/26/2020

I'm the middle-class family who live in a house that IRL only wealthy people would be able to afford.

by Anonymousreply 4007/26/2020

I'm the neighbors who just barge in without knocking.

by Anonymousreply 4107/26/2020

[quote] In conjunction with [R20], I'm PC. No sitcom will ever be super funny again because millennials and Gen Z are offended by EVERYTHING.

I’m Norman Lear. I helped set the state for this state of affairs 50 years ago. You’re welcome. Now go watch the enbies on the new [italic]One Day at a Time[/italic].

by Anonymousreply 4207/26/2020

I'm the shower which is currently occupied by the fat husband star's much better looking and buff younger brother. The sister-in-law will disrobe and me being used by her hot brother-in-law. Hilarity ensues.

by Anonymousreply 4307/26/2020

I’m the single glass of wine that somehow manages to get someone stupidly drunk.

by Anonymousreply 4407/26/2020

I'm the wine that gets poured but never consumed.

I also love the coffee that is poured but when closely observed the cup is completely empty. They did this on Friends a lot.

by Anonymousreply 4507/26/2020

I'm the "trans woman of color" episode which is overwrought and over the top dramatic; however, the show wins an Emmy just because of that one heartfelt episode which has captured the hearts of all Americans.

by Anonymousreply 4607/26/2020

I am the molestation-induced PTSD that will turn the boy playing the oldest son into a drunken, drug-addled train wreck before his 30th birthday. Don’t count on him getting another series after this one is over. Not even a cartoon.

by Anonymousreply 4707/26/2020

I'm the documentary /reality show style interviews. I was fresh and unique.... in 2004. Now I'm just as stale as the old school raucous laugh tracks.

by Anonymousreply 4807/26/2020

I'm the fat straight guy whose wife wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pile in real life unless he had a big fat dick. I have a shitty job and she doesn't work but we're somehow able to afford our current lifestyle.

by Anonymousreply 4907/26/2020

I'm the nauseatingly whimsical logo, animation clip, and vanity production company name at the very end of each episode.

by Anonymousreply 5007/26/2020

I'm Tanta Luisa and still don't speak English

by Anonymousreply 5107/26/2020

I’m the original pilot which actually featured some fresh and original talent. They had to scrap me after recasting each part with the same dull faces who populate every show cancelled after one season.

by Anonymousreply 5207/26/2020

I'm the overly annoying, overly used, shaky camera effect.

by Anonymousreply 5307/26/2020

I'm a painfully unfunny Chuck Lorre production that you've never seen, though I've been #1 in the ratings for years. Dumb people feel smart for watching me.

by Anonymousreply 5407/26/2020

If you haven't seen it how do you know its unfunny or dumb?

by Anonymousreply 5507/26/2020

I’m the hours and hours of bloopers, showing the cast laughing at their unfunny flubs and generally wasting everyone’s time, explaining the very choppy nature of the final edit.

by Anonymousreply 5607/26/2020

I'm Adam Pally coked out of my mind in everything I do.

by Anonymousreply 5707/26/2020

We're the mothers who never get called out for being bitches while their husbands get accused of bloody murder if they so much as belch too loudly.

by Anonymousreply 5807/26/2020

I’m the conspicuously placed objects that will ineffectively conceal a pregnant actress's baby bump.

by Anonymousreply 5907/26/2020

I'm the spoiled suburban mall rat daughter. My high pitched whining over not being allowed to see my boyfriend is supposed to be endearing. But it's really obnoxious and audiences wish my parents would slap me in the face.

by Anonymousreply 6007/26/2020

I'm all the furniture, which looks like it was bought at the same store on the same day.

by Anonymousreply 6107/26/2020

I'm the two heterosexual hipster leads. We are in a friends with benefits relationship and we can't seem to decide where it's going. Will we or won't we commit to each other? We are both so adorkable!

by Anonymousreply 6207/26/2020

I'm the weird sudden laughter that regularly appears mid-line in a heavily edited syndicated episode.

by Anonymousreply 6307/26/2020

I'm the camera going out of focus on purpose for no good reason on a one-camera mockumentary-style sitcom because copying bad technique is in these days. But at least there's no laugh track so that negates all our other flaws, right? Right?

by Anonymousreply 6407/26/2020

I’m “Promotional Consideration by Apple”. Enjoy iPhones dictating the plot of every single episode and appearing in every scene!

by Anonymousreply 6507/26/2020

I'm the unexpected and unwanted pregnancy of the female character, I will never in a million years be aborted. Especially on network TV.

by Anonymousreply 6607/26/2020

[quote] I’m “Promotional Consideration by Apple”. Enjoy iPhones dictating the plot of every single episode and appearing in every scene!

That's not much different from the early years of TV.

by Anonymousreply 6707/26/2020

I'm the young male actor who dresses like an eighty year old complete with bowtie. I'm wise beyond my years, and I make comments about the situation at hand and glance knowingly at the camera.

I'm the 'daddy's girl' teenage daughter who is stupid but pretty, I usually have an equally stupid but endearing boyfriend. In a very special episode the boyfriend was caught in the daughter's bedroom where he's been staying because his family kicked him out. He just wants to finish school, dammit!

I'm the mean ugly middle daughter. I'm a nasty cunt.

by Anonymousreply 6807/26/2020

We're the daughter's token black friends who appear in the background in party scenes.

by Anonymousreply 6907/26/2020

R67 True, but cigarettes, soap etc. didn’t have the ability to control plots the way cellphones and modern technology can. Also, the cast commercials actually demonstrating use of the product tended to be saved for the end of the broadcasts.

by Anonymousreply 7007/26/2020

I’m the slutty roommate who only talks about sex and must make every episode unnecessarily sexual.

by Anonymousreply 7107/26/2020

We’re the white blonde couple who looks like we just flew in from Sweden. All three of our kids are dark haired precious jewish brats. Um.. You’re not fooling anyone w that hollywood nepotism crap.

by Anonymousreply 7207/26/2020

I'm the supporting cast member who gets canceled for a racist tweet from years and years ago.

by Anonymousreply 7307/26/2020

I’m the revolving door of showrunners, who all get ousted for creating a “toxic work environment”.

by Anonymousreply 7407/26/2020

Translation: they were all lecherous creeps who couldn't keep their hands to themselves.

by Anonymousreply 7507/26/2020

I’m the replacement for the supporting cast member fired for racist tweets, and I’m a currently in-vogue minority. Critics worship me, fans despise me.

by Anonymousreply 7607/26/2020

I'm the Emmy R76 is going to get despite doing little to nothing to earn it and despite the show being barely worthy of People's Choice Awards.

by Anonymousreply 7707/26/2020

I’m the fart smell trapped within Debra Messing’s spanks.

by Anonymousreply 7807/27/2020

I'm David Spade. I'll show up towards the end of the first season to help the ratings, and end up staying for the remaining five seasons. No one knows who hired me or whom I appeal to, but just go with it.

by Anonymousreply 7907/27/2020

I play the annoying drop-in character with the recurring catchphrase that everyone will say to me on the street for the rest of time.

by Anonymousreply 8007/27/2020

I'm the youngest child of the main couple, I was once cute, nerdy and funny during the early seasons, but now 9 seasons in I've lost the ability to act and my cuteness has morphed into a massive nose and weird face shape. I've recently had my first on-screen girlfriend who would never notice me in real life.

by Anonymousreply 8107/27/2020

I'm the first "joke" that came to mind in the writers' room. I will make the final cut because no one here is trying and we all want to be home by 3 pm.

by Anonymousreply 8207/27/2020

I’m the flesh coloured underwear the guys put on for their “nude behind the newspaper” scenes.

by Anonymousreply 8307/27/2020

[quote]I'm the mean ugly middle daughter. I'm a nasty cunt.

So true, so true.

by Anonymousreply 8407/27/2020

I'm the actor who leaves the show as soon as he has a hit movie. Bye, losers!

by Anonymousreply 8507/27/2020

I’m Jon Fleming, playing the boring but hot shirtless extra...again.

by Anonymousreply 8607/27/2020

I’m the silly, annoying character who may or may not be developmentally disabled. Eventually I will have an emotionally-charged scene where I reveal that I'm wiser and more worldly than you thought...and I’m aware that people have been making fun of me.

by Anonymousreply 8707/27/2020

I’m the Chuck Cunningham equivalent who disappears without explanation and is never mentioned again.

by Anonymousreply 8807/27/2020

I’m the single camera, for some reason i’m more expensive than three.

by Anonymousreply 8907/27/2020

Going along with R88, I'm the circle of best friends who disappear with no explanation after a few seasons.

by Anonymousreply 9007/27/2020

I’m the 'parental discretion advised' warning that precedes a very special episode. You are going to have nightmares tonight.

by Anonymousreply 9107/27/2020

I’m the actors’ arms, which will be in different positions every time a camera angle changes.

by Anonymousreply 9207/27/2020

I'm the "ironic " bigotry, always from the mouth of a boorish character . Sometimes I am funny and sharp when I shine a light on societys' hypocrisy. Other times, I'm just an excuse to trash marginalized individuals and get away with it.

by Anonymousreply 9307/27/2020

[quote] I’m the 'parental discretion advised' warning that precedes a very special episode. You are going to have nightmares tonight.

Yeah, but mainly about the overacting and overly simplistic resolution of a complex real-world problem.

by Anonymousreply 9407/27/2020

I’m special guest star Betty White, here to show you talentless youngins’ how it’s done!

by Anonymousreply 9507/27/2020

I'm the other special guest star Valerie Bertinelli, here to show the young ingenue how she's going to look when she's my age.

by Anonymousreply 9607/27/2020

We are the parents of the central character; I'm the mother and I'm shrill and bitchy and I'm the father and I am henpecked and sweet. The promos would have you believe we are portrayed by acting legends but one of us starred in a 3 season sitcom from the 70s and the other was a failed Brando type. One of us will die off screen in the last season as the show runs out of material.

by Anonymousreply 9707/28/2020

I’m the blue-screen halo that appears around everyone’s hair during driving scenes.

by Anonymousreply 9807/28/2020

We’re things people actually do in real life. None of them are on this show.

by Anonymousreply 9907/28/2020

I'm the albino son who's also sarcastic and a programming prodigy. There is no dating drama because since episode 1 I've had a girlfriend. My girlfriends change every couple seasons and none are asian.

by Anonymousreply 10007/28/2020

I’m the bitchy, catty gay assistant to the lead female, played by Maulik Pancholy or someone indistinguishable from him.

by Anonymousreply 10107/28/2020

I'm one of the children of the straight couple that are invariably the parents on the show. If I'm a boy I'm so flaming you would swear I was a tranny, but I'm actually as straight as an arrow. There will be at least one episode that revolves around my parents assuming that I'm gay because of the way that I act and the fact that they're completely wrong.

People think gay men will be disappointed by this, but in reality we will all heave a collective sigh of relief until we get what we want, which is a hot, manly gay character who is neither a child nor a stereotype.

by Anonymousreply 10207/28/2020

and will resume waiting for what we really want*

by Anonymousreply 10307/28/2020

that's because he wouldn't remember his character's name, R26.

by Anonymousreply 10407/28/2020

I’m the mismatching wallpaper throughout the house, the dingy cabinets, loud but faded curtains and framed landscape paintings with inexplicably garish colors to signify “working class”

by Anonymousreply 10507/28/2020

I’m the inexplicable two step indoor stairway at the front door so when Popular Character comes in, there’s time for enthusiastic applause before I speak.

by Anonymousreply 10607/28/2020

I’m the food that constantly changes in quantity on plates during meal scenes.

by Anonymousreply 10707/28/2020

I’m Martin Mull, being my usual Mullish self, except now I’m older and make incontinence jokes.

by Anonymousreply 10807/29/2020

We are David Alan Grier, Vicki Lawrence, and Leslie Jordan doing the same and hoping to be the next [italic]Golden Girls[/italic] only to end up being the next [italic]Golden Palace[/italic].

by Anonymousreply 10907/29/2020

R109 How true. I never want to hear boobs and butts referred to as “milkers and dumper” ever again, let alone out of Vicki Lawrence’s mouth. Yech!

by Anonymousreply 11007/29/2020

I'm the flattened affect and monotone of the deadpan millennial hipster of the cast . I am set at zero in contrast to my zany costars who dial it up to 100. My eyes are perpetually glazed over at their antics .

by Anonymousreply 11107/29/2020

I’m the masking tape obscuring all the board game titles they didn’t get permission to use.

by Anonymousreply 11207/29/2020

I'm the child star. I'll either come out as queer later or become a drug addict or both.

by Anonymousreply 11307/29/2020

We're the audience who laughs in between every sentence that is spoken on the show.

by Anonymousreply 11407/29/2020

I'm the ex drug dealer/convicted felon with a hit TV sitcom adored by Deplorables. To me and my devoted fans, there is nothing funnier than a dirtball scumbag such as me taking pot shots at a certain ex-President (who just happens to be black) and making jokes about how stupid he was and how ineffective he was as a leader. Of course, I never direct my "humor" at the current occupant of the Oval Office because he has no faults, just like me.

Oh, I also use my show as a platform to rail against current liberal fallacies, like white male privilege,

by Anonymousreply 11507/29/2020

I'm the soda cans, bags of chips, and boxes of cereals with fake brand names.

by Anonymousreply 11607/29/2020

I'm the grandmother who verbally abuses my daughter, who allows me to live in her home with her anyway. When I make a bitchy remark about my daughter's appearance or intelligence, the audience laughs riotously.

by Anonymousreply 11707/29/2020

Ahem, didn’t OP say “modern” sitcom?

by Anonymousreply 11807/29/2020

I’m R113 getting canceled for using anti-GAY hate speech. Enjoy being the new Anita Bryant, bitch!

by Anonymousreply 11907/29/2020

I’m Emily Rutherford, here to reprise my nervous, uncomfortable looking woman act from every 2000s sitcom!

by Anonymousreply 12007/29/2020

Wait, that's a thing, R85?

by Anonymousreply 12107/29/2020

R121, it's always been a thing!

by Anonymousreply 12207/29/2020

Similar to r116, I’m “BEER”

by Anonymousreply 12307/30/2020

I’m every staircase designed so when the character comes down to the last step they’re facing the audience. I’m usually two steps, a turn, and then the rest of the stairs for some reason.

by Anonymousreply 12407/30/2020

I'm the stunt casting of some 70s/80s tv star guest-starring as one of the main characters' parent. The actual demographic who watches the show barely even knows who I am.

by Anonymousreply 12507/30/2020

I'm the episode with a famous guest star. For some reason, I am never ever remotely funny. Perhaps the writers think that audiences will be so awed by a big name that they won't pay attention to the bad jokes.

by Anonymousreply 12607/30/2020

I’m the premise about a single woman juggling her personal and professional life. I’m so fresh and original.

by Anonymousreply 12708/01/2020

We're a middle class family played by LA actors with gym-sculpted bodies, every cosmetic procedure known to science and $40,000 worth of teeth in our mouths.

I mean really, have you SEEN what middle class Americans really look like?

by Anonymousreply 12808/01/2020

I'm the spin-off about the main characters neighbor moving to the big city, I will be filled with recycled plots and jokes, the cast will have no chemistry and the only time the ratings got close to the main show was during the forced crossover. I only lasted 2 seasons and had no real finale. The character will rejoin the main show and the events of the spin off are never mentioned.

by Anonymousreply 12908/01/2020

Hell I noticed the other nite they used a very soft focus on Audrey Hepburn in “Paris When It Sizzles” (it’s available for free on Kanopy) and she had fired one cinematographer and brought another on that knew how to film her flatteringly. No soft focus on Bill Holden though. And nothin sizzlin either

by Anonymousreply 13008/01/2020

I’m the weird episode where an awful lot of camera time is being spent on some wacky characters that work with/are related to one of the shows regulars. In fact, the shows regulars are barely seen in this episode. Call me by my name: Back Door Pilot.

by Anonymousreply 13108/01/2020

Make it five generations and make it a lump sum cash payment.

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by Anonymousreply 13208/01/2020

I'm the 35 year old actor playing the parent of the 25 year old "teen", we are definitely not hooking up in our trailers.

by Anonymousreply 13308/01/2020

I’m the guy who’s weight fluctuates drastically each season, making it hard to believe that next year’s premiere takes place immediately after last year’s finale.

by Anonymousreply 13408/01/2020

We are the ever-dwindling audience shares as discerning viewers continue to leave networks behind for newer, more innovative platforms.

by Anonymousreply 13508/01/2020

I'm Joyce DeWitt, and I just want to let everyone know that I'm available to star in this sitcom. Painfully available, in fact. Well, unless my co-star is a prima donna cunt. I'm looking at you, Suzanne!

by Anonymousreply 13608/01/2020

I'm that little girl who played the middle daughter in "Family Matters." I went upstairs at the end of an episode, and I never came back downstairs. I'm basically a black, female Chuck Cunningham.

by Anonymousreply 13708/01/2020

[quote]Let’s be a Modern Day Sitcom

I’m the lack of an intro theme song, which is depressing.

by Anonymousreply 13808/01/2020

[quote] I’m the guy who’s weight fluctuates

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 13908/02/2020

WTF don’t some of you get about the words “modern day”?

by Anonymousreply 14008/02/2020

I’m the 2-minute chunks of show surrounded by 5 minutes of commercials.

by Anonymousreply 14108/02/2020

I'm the big deal we made about being woke and inclusive, by this we actually mean we are hiring a couple of African Americans as recurring cast members. Obviously we aren't going to hire Asians, Mexicans and certainly not any Native Americans.

by Anonymousreply 14208/02/2020

I’m the too-trendy references to some fad that’ll go out of style and really date these episodes in reruns.

by Anonymousreply 14308/03/2020

We are the reruns that will start off adequately on local stations but quickly decline and disappear. We will be totally gone everywhere but basic cable within the next five years before we go away for good. We will also get a first season DVD set, but no Blu-ray, that will sell disastrously since not only is the show not worth it, it is available on streaming in a higher resolution.

by Anonymousreply 14408/03/2020

And also nobody buys DVDs anymore.

by Anonymousreply 14508/03/2020

I'm the laff trax harvested from old Lucy shows.

by Anonymousreply 14608/03/2020

We are the jokes, also harvested from the old Lucy shows. But by now they are so desperate for ideas that they have had to resort to harvesting jokes from [italic]Life with Lucy[/italic].

by Anonymousreply 14708/03/2020

[quote] We will also get a first season DVD set, but no Blu-ray, that will sell disastrously since not only is the show not worth it,

Mainly because I’ll be inexplicably priced at $49.99.

by Anonymousreply 14808/04/2020

I'm the hashtag that appears on screen randomly.

by Anonymousreply 14908/04/2020

I am the woke YouTuber pointing out how problematic it is in an exhaustive video cataloging its social injustices.

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by Anonymousreply 15008/04/2020

I’m the establishing shots of buildings that in no way match the interior set layouts.

by Anonymousreply 151Last Sunday at 2:13 PM

I'm the secret gay lover of the Male lead posing as his "assistant" so I can go everywhere with him and it doesn't look suspicious at all !!!!

by Anonymousreply 152Last Sunday at 2:21 PM

I'm the locked dressing room door, concealing the rampant sexual abuse of the precocious tween actor playing the son on the show!

by Anonymousreply 153Last Sunday at 2:25 PM

I’m the back 9, picked up in case the first 13 do well in the ratings. I’m seldom if ever ordered these days.

by Anonymousreply 154Last Monday at 8:04 AM

I’m the episode(s) that’ll get pulled from syndication/streaming in a few years for featuring something eventually seen as insensitive.

by Anonymousreply 155Last Wednesday at 8:40 PM

I'm the main star who was a 90's heart throb but now I'm slightly overweight and balding, I'm only doing this to pay off my third divorce.

by Anonymousreply 156Yesterday at 2:12 PM

I'm the womanizing/slutty straight friend that just HAS to be featured in EVERY network sitcom.

by Anonymousreply 157Yesterday at 3:20 PM
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