Trump's Cognitive Test: Person, woman, man, camera, TV!

Yeah, and no one recommended he take this test because of course, he doesn't need it.

Breaking News: He needs it!

It would be funny if it wasn’t so sad

Can we see this cognitive test for ourselves?

It’s a real part of a cognitive test. I witnessed my mother getting a cognitive test and that’s how it’s done. You give a list of words and then ask other, unrelated questions for a period of time and then go back to see how many words from the list a person remembers.

Hey you, malaka...sorry to tell you...you don't get extra points!

Malaka is the Greek way of saying "wanker"...the Greek term for someone who has jerked off so many times that his brain has become soft, and he is now an idiot. In everyday speech, the word malakas is used metaphorically to mean a person who uses no common sense.

How wonderful for him that he got extra points for remembering the five words in the same order. I hope he was awarded three scoops of ice cream for his achievement.

Are any of the people surrounding Trump embarrassed for him? This is crazy. Ivanka, Kellyanne Conway, Kushner, Bill Barr, Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham? Can't anyone stop him from getting in front a camera and making an utter fool of himself?

^^I guess not.

Do you think he would have remembered them if they had chosen unrelated words?

You get extra points if you get it in order.

I bet they promised him a *pony* on his birthday if he did it right!

Do I get ice cream now, mommy!

After the doctor gave him an advance copy of the test, I wonder who he called up to his smelly, fast food wrapper strewn bedroom to help him study for it....Hope or Kayleigh or IVANKA?

He's lying about the words. That's the Stephen Miller EZ Cognitive Assessment. I guess 'person, woman, man, girl, boy" would have been to obvious, so throwing in camera and tv was expected to throw us all off? Jesus Christ.

Here's that section of the MoCA:

5. MEMORY (No points are given. However, one point is deducted for each missing word)

The subject is read a list of words that they must remember.

They must repeat as many of the words as they can recall, in any order they like.

The examiner then reads five words aloud at a rate of one per second: FACE, VELVET, CHURCH, DAISY, RED

As the subject recites the words, the examiner marks a check in the box for each word said aloud. The subject indicates when they have recalled all they can.

What's fascinating is that he claimed the last five questions were the most difficult because the test gets progressively harder.

The last questions are basically:

What is the date? Time? Month? Year? Where are you?

Eat. Drink. Man. Woman.

With six you get eggroll!

Daughter. Like. Me. Date.

I hope to hell this test he took with flying colors was taped and leaks sometime.

r15 that is why he did this interview, to respond to CNN saying those were the lasts five questions. He says how the questions are repeated in various order and you have to see if you can still remember the camera etc. stuff.

CNN got it wrong.

uh no.

Even if they mixed the questions around being able to identify a giraffe or compare an orange to an apple or be made to repeat five words five minutes later is not "progressively harder."

“Eat. Drink. Man. Woman.”

His recall was: “Eat. Drink. Man. Grab Them. Pussy. Ohh, Woman”

Caftans.

Earrings.

Was "Covfefe" included?

[quote]He says how the questions are repeated in various order and you have to see if you can still remember the camera etc. stuff.

Trumpese for 'I couldn't repeat the words in order during the five-minute recall. I was given the optional category cue and still couldn't remember. I was then given the multiple-choice cue and still couldn't get it right. Now I'm spinning that as words being mixed up and given out of order and, in my diminished state, think no one will know that I've just admitted that I required cues'.

In any case, points are only given for uncued recall of all five words, in order.

Tonight on Trump Playhouse:

I am a Person Woman Man Camera

Death of a Salesman Person Camera Woman

R1 is right -- people don't just take these tests as if they're Buzzfeed-type quizzes. "Name the countries you've been to and we'll tell you your birth month!" Who had him take this test? Doctors don't test you unless they think there might be diminution in your cognitive skills. Maybe it's part of that, but we didn't hear about a physical associated with the cognition test.

I sense the guiding hand of Mother Pence, absentmindedly measuring for drapes.

Trump thinks it’s an IQ test.

It’s intentionally easy to pick up early dementia

Oh my sides. This cannot be real. Holy hell.

Bet Orange Anus would have remembered these five words:

1. Nubile

2. Tight

3. Moist

4. Lolita

5. Massage

It is a test for dementia, and Trump is bragging that the test giver was amazed he did so well. He just doesn't get it because he has sociopathic tendencies.

Barr, Orchestrated, Jeffrey, Epstein's, Murder

Everyone gets the test by their physican at the first physical after you go on Medicare.

Trump is a fucking moron--and he's bragging about it.

Sarah Cooper is brilliant. She nails his idiocy every time.

I’m genuinely curious to know if Trump is “crazy” or if he really is CRAZY. Will we ever know? Maybe someone could flatter him into donating his brain to science. I’m skeptical he ever took such a test, but I think he Googled enough about it so he could brag about how well he did.

Does anyone know if any previous president's had to take the test, or was it only because Trump is a buffoon? I don't recall Barack ever mentioning this.

He's the poster child for Dunning-Kruger.

It is so strange that he seems to think this is a test of intelligence.

There are so many pieces of ordinary knowledge that he knows so little about. He did not know he would have to staff the White House. He does not understand the nature of cognitive tests. So many things that everyone knows, he is ignorant of.

That is the thing that seems weirdest about him. It is as if he were hatched from an egg the week before he took office.

It's times like this that I desperately miss SNL.

I love that his five words just happened to be things right in front of him while he's speaking. What are the odds?

Yeah, exactly r40. If he had enough time, he was going to recite words from the second "intelligence" test:

1. White

2. House

3. Green

4. Lawn

5. Sky

Didn't he say Dr. Ronny Jackson aka Candyman, administered the test?

R42. If I'm not mistaken, I believe Dr. Ronny Jackson told Trump about the test when Trump asked if there were such an acuity test because the Dems kept asking if Trump is "all there." But someone at Walter Reed Hospital actually administered the test.

Melania also did the cognitive test!

1. Secret

2. Security

3. Intercourse

4. Oval

5. Office

What's even funnier is how he's said the test gets hard at the end.

In other words, he struggled with it.

His thought process.

Who’s that over there PERSON

Oh a vagina to grope WOMAN

Ok yay I’ve done it! My dingalingus is so hard right now MAN

But I’d better be careful someone may have a CAMERA

And then I’d need to bluff my way out on TV

[quote] I guess 'person, woman, man, girl, boy" would have been to obvious,

Oh, dear!

Bragging that you aced a dementia screener test makes you a complete dumbass. It was NOT an intelligence test. I’d be happy to administer the Wechsler Adult Intelligence Scales (WAIS) but I suspect he’d fall in the average or low average range for IQ. Also he alleged that the person administering the test stopped to tell him how amazing his performance was—-an outright lie because standardized administration means you absolutely do not give performance feedback on how a person is doing on a cognitive assessment as they take it because it can affect their performance.

Bankruptcy, Treason, Impeachment, Loser, Prison

DT should also get one lifetime sentence for his bad hair alone.

R40 -- that's exactly what happened.

My aunt has early onset Alzheimers and my cousin said she did this exact same thing during her evaluation. She'd be asked to recall specific items, and she'd just identify random things in front of her.

Five more words: impeached, loser, lame, duck, sad.