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Let's be 'Better Call Saul'

I'm the best case scenario, managing a Cinnabon in Omaha.

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by Anonymousreply 41Last Wednesday at 5:40 PM

I'm the void left by Michael McKean's departure.

by Anonymousreply 107/20/2020

I’m the very first look at Saul, on a bench Badger’s sitting on as he sells meth to a guy he’s pretty sure is a narc.

All the way back in 2009. I feel old.

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by Anonymousreply 207/20/2020

I'm the fat banana curl in Kim Wexler's immaculate pony tail.

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by Anonymousreply 307/20/2020

I’m Kim possibly breaking bad in s6. No one likes me.

by Anonymousreply 407/20/2020

Is this still on? Wow

by Anonymousreply 507/20/2020

Yes, it's one of their more successful shows.

by Anonymousreply 607/21/2020

I'm Lalo Salamanca. I'll charm the pants off of you one moment and kill you the next.

by Anonymousreply 707/21/2020

I'm a big-eared, bald guy in his late 60s, single-handedly defeating groups men in their 20s and 30s in both hand-to-hand and gunfire combat.

by Anonymousreply 807/21/2020

I'm Hector Salamanca, with he most ridiculous Mexican accent ever heard on the small or big screen.

by Anonymousreply 907/21/2020

I'm a taciturn cartel boss with my thugs standing by, making a deal in the middle of the desert, or a dark warehouse, or an abandoned parking lot...

by Anonymousreply 1007/21/2020

I'm Bob Odenkirk attempting to look like a man in his 30s while in my 50s and failing badly. In fact., I'll also be the characters from Breaking Bad making an appearance in this "prequel" while markedly and visibly aged up about ten years older from what we'll eventually become.

by Anonymousreply 1107/21/2020

[quote]I'm Hector Salamanca, with he most ridiculous Mexican accent ever heard on the small or big screen.

Forgot to mention I’m as jewish as Moses.

by Anonymousreply 1207/21/2020

[quote] I mean, I want to love this show but just can't get past this

THAT’S the reason you don’t like arguably the best drama on TV? Ok.

by Anonymousreply 1307/21/2020

Mike is starting to get old...literally.

by Anonymousreply 1407/21/2020

Actually, R13, it not the only reason. I do miss Chuck. It sucked a big hole into this show with Michael McKean's departure, as R1 so beautifully called out. I've been trying to get through season four and it moves at such a crawl's pace that I get agitated. Also, they took smarmy Saul from Breaking Bad, who I loved, and tried to turn him into a lovable schmo, yet I find Jimmy to be an asshole and the least interesting character in the show.

Breaking Bad is one of my favorite shows, and I was ready for more Gus and Mike in this series, but I feel like Gilligan's touch is not so much on this one and its become Peter Gould's baby.

by Anonymousreply 1507/21/2020

I'm an inflatable tube man.

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by Anonymousreply 1607/22/2020

I'm a pair of teenaged, ginger twins on skateboards.

It's okay the drug thugs broke our legs in the desert because the audience isn't supposed to like us.

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by Anonymousreply 1707/24/2020

R12, and keep in mind he played a Spanish-speaker in Scarface.

by Anonymousreply 1807/24/2020

I'm a sausage fest.

by Anonymousreply 1907/30/2020

I’m Barrie Cadogan’s guitar on the theme song.

by Anonymousreply 2007/30/2020

I'm the cliche cranky Asian boss lady who owns the nail salon and barks at Saul in an over exaggerated Chinese accent.

by Anonymousreply 2107/31/2020

I'm Rhea Seehorn and Bob Odenkirk who are 10 years too old for their parts

by Anonymousreply 2207/31/2020

I'm the aging Ken doll that is Howard Hamlin.

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by Anonymousreply 2308/01/2020

Can we now stop being better call saul?

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by Anonymousreply 2508/02/2020

I’m Tuco Salamanca’s abuela. You show me some respect, or else.

by Anonymousreply 2608/02/2020

I’m Bob odenkirk hoping AMC doesn’t pull the plug on the show now that his dreams of movie stardom has tanked.

by Anonymousreply 2708/02/2020

The final season has already been announced, genius.

by Anonymousreply 2808/02/2020

Then i’m bob odenkirk stressed over his mortgage now that the show is ending & my movie career didn’t pan out R28

by Anonymousreply 2908/02/2020

I'm the disappointed Breaking Bad fans finally giving up on BCS after 4 seasons watching and waiting for Boring Conflicted Jimmy to morph into Riveting Sleazy Saul.

by Anonymousreply 3008/02/2020

So can we say that the Hector Salamanca actor has Anthony Quinn range for ethnicity? That's awesome!

by Anonymousreply 3108/03/2020

I'm an anticlimactic season finale.

by Anonymousreply 3208/03/2020

I’m the sneakers thrown over the utility wire.

(My aunt was right about that? I thought it was just was the teenagers in my neighborhood did with their old sneakers!)

by Anonymousreply 3308/03/2020

Bob Odenkirk with hair was in an old “Seinfeld” episode!

by Anonymousreply 3408/03/2020

You and me both, R30

by Anonymousreply 3508/03/2020

I'm the ever-so-slight Michael Scott vibe that Bob Odenkirk has.

by Anonymousreply 3608/04/2020

I'm New Mexico, and you will glean almost nothing about me from this show.

by Anonymousreply 3708/23/2020

I am sexy Lalo, sitting on my patio on a hot summer night drinking scotch in the moonlight watching equally sexy Nacho standing before him all sweaty and nervous.

by Anonymousreply 3808/23/2020

I'm Nacho's sexy shaved head

by Anonymousreply 3908/23/2020

I'm the boring AF side plot involving Mike's widowed daughter-in-law and granddaughter.

by Anonymousreply 4008/26/2020

I'm Season 6 and I won't be streaming until 2022!

by Anonymousreply 41Last Wednesday at 5:40 PM
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