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Let's be 'Better Call Saul'

I'm the best case scenario, managing a Cinnabon in Omaha.

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by Anonymousreply 50June 29, 2023 2:36 AM

I'm the void left by Michael McKean's departure.

by Anonymousreply 1July 21, 2020 2:32 AM

I’m the very first look at Saul, on a bench Badger’s sitting on as he sells meth to a guy he’s pretty sure is a narc.

All the way back in 2009. I feel old.

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by Anonymousreply 2July 21, 2020 2:37 AM

I'm the fat banana curl in Kim Wexler's immaculate pony tail.

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by Anonymousreply 3July 21, 2020 2:53 AM

I’m Kim possibly breaking bad in s6. No one likes me.

by Anonymousreply 4July 21, 2020 5:48 AM

Is this still on? Wow

by Anonymousreply 5July 21, 2020 6:19 AM

Yes, it's one of their more successful shows.

by Anonymousreply 6July 21, 2020 5:39 PM

I'm Lalo Salamanca. I'll charm the pants off of you one moment and kill you the next.

by Anonymousreply 7July 21, 2020 5:40 PM

I'm a big-eared, bald guy in his late 60s, single-handedly defeating groups men in their 20s and 30s in both hand-to-hand and gunfire combat.

by Anonymousreply 8July 22, 2020 2:10 AM

I'm Hector Salamanca, with he most ridiculous Mexican accent ever heard on the small or big screen.

by Anonymousreply 9July 22, 2020 2:19 AM

I'm a taciturn cartel boss with my thugs standing by, making a deal in the middle of the desert, or a dark warehouse, or an abandoned parking lot...

by Anonymousreply 10July 22, 2020 3:21 AM

I'm Bob Odenkirk attempting to look like a man in his 30s while in my 50s and failing badly. In fact., I'll also be the characters from Breaking Bad making an appearance in this "prequel" while markedly and visibly aged up about ten years older from what we'll eventually become.

by Anonymousreply 11July 22, 2020 3:29 AM

[quote]I'm Hector Salamanca, with he most ridiculous Mexican accent ever heard on the small or big screen.

Forgot to mention I’m as jewish as Moses.

by Anonymousreply 12July 22, 2020 3:56 AM

[quote] I mean, I want to love this show but just can't get past this

THAT’S the reason you don’t like arguably the best drama on TV? Ok.

by Anonymousreply 13July 22, 2020 3:57 AM

Mike is starting to get old...literally.

by Anonymousreply 14July 22, 2020 4:21 AM

Actually, R13, it not the only reason. I do miss Chuck. It sucked a big hole into this show with Michael McKean's departure, as R1 so beautifully called out. I've been trying to get through season four and it moves at such a crawl's pace that I get agitated. Also, they took smarmy Saul from Breaking Bad, who I loved, and tried to turn him into a lovable schmo, yet I find Jimmy to be an asshole and the least interesting character in the show.

Breaking Bad is one of my favorite shows, and I was ready for more Gus and Mike in this series, but I feel like Gilligan's touch is not so much on this one and its become Peter Gould's baby.

by Anonymousreply 15July 22, 2020 6:04 AM

I'm an inflatable tube man.

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by Anonymousreply 16July 23, 2020 1:25 AM

I'm a pair of teenaged, ginger twins on skateboards.

It's okay the drug thugs broke our legs in the desert because the audience isn't supposed to like us.

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by Anonymousreply 17July 25, 2020 1:12 AM

R12, and keep in mind he played a Spanish-speaker in Scarface.

by Anonymousreply 18July 25, 2020 1:27 AM

I'm a sausage fest.

by Anonymousreply 19July 30, 2020 10:26 PM

I’m Barrie Cadogan’s guitar on the theme song.

by Anonymousreply 20July 31, 2020 2:16 AM

I'm the cliche cranky Asian boss lady who owns the nail salon and barks at Saul in an over exaggerated Chinese accent.

by Anonymousreply 21August 1, 2020 4:56 AM

I'm Rhea Seehorn and Bob Odenkirk who are 10 years too old for their parts

by Anonymousreply 22August 1, 2020 5:32 AM

I'm the aging Ken doll that is Howard Hamlin.

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by Anonymousreply 23August 1, 2020 6:54 PM

Can we now stop being better call saul?

by Anonymousreply 24August 3, 2020 4:16 AM

No.

by Anonymousreply 25August 3, 2020 4:45 AM

I’m Tuco Salamanca’s abuela. You show me some respect, or else.

by Anonymousreply 26August 3, 2020 4:50 AM

I’m Bob odenkirk hoping AMC doesn’t pull the plug on the show now that his dreams of movie stardom has tanked.

by Anonymousreply 27August 3, 2020 5:01 AM

The final season has already been announced, genius.

by Anonymousreply 28August 3, 2020 5:04 AM

Then i’m bob odenkirk stressed over his mortgage now that the show is ending & my movie career didn’t pan out R28

by Anonymousreply 29August 3, 2020 5:11 AM

I'm the disappointed Breaking Bad fans finally giving up on BCS after 4 seasons watching and waiting for Boring Conflicted Jimmy to morph into Riveting Sleazy Saul.

by Anonymousreply 30August 3, 2020 6:04 AM

So can we say that the Hector Salamanca actor has Anthony Quinn range for ethnicity? That's awesome!

by Anonymousreply 31August 3, 2020 5:28 PM

I'm an anticlimactic season finale.

by Anonymousreply 32August 3, 2020 10:44 PM

I’m the sneakers thrown over the utility wire.

(My aunt was right about that? I thought it was just was the teenagers in my neighborhood did with their old sneakers!)

by Anonymousreply 33August 4, 2020 12:07 AM

Bob Odenkirk with hair was in an old “Seinfeld” episode!

by Anonymousreply 34August 4, 2020 12:07 AM

You and me both, R30

by Anonymousreply 35August 4, 2020 12:21 AM

I'm the ever-so-slight Michael Scott vibe that Bob Odenkirk has.

by Anonymousreply 36August 4, 2020 8:55 PM

I'm New Mexico, and you will glean almost nothing about me from this show.

by Anonymousreply 37August 23, 2020 8:43 PM

I am sexy Lalo, sitting on my patio on a hot summer night drinking scotch in the moonlight watching equally sexy Nacho standing before him all sweaty and nervous.

by Anonymousreply 38August 23, 2020 8:53 PM

I'm Nacho's sexy shaved head

by Anonymousreply 39August 23, 2020 10:01 PM

I'm the boring AF side plot involving Mike's widowed daughter-in-law and granddaughter.

by Anonymousreply 40August 27, 2020 3:05 AM

I'm Season 6 and I won't be streaming until 2022!

by Anonymousreply 41April 8, 2021 1:40 AM

I’m Ernie. I’m saintly and dim and do everything I’m told to do. How I’ve survived this long in a law office, no one will ever know.

by Anonymousreply 42April 23, 2021 7:38 PM

I’m michael mando and Tony Dalton - THE HOTTEST FUCKING MALES ON THE PLANET!!!

by Anonymousreply 43September 11, 2022 8:36 PM

I’m Lalo pumping his third load of the day into Nacho’s ass.

by Anonymousreply 44September 11, 2022 9:00 PM

I’m Tony Dalton pumping a load inside ME

by Anonymousreply 45September 12, 2022 11:51 AM

I'm carol burnet's end-of-career role

by Anonymousreply 46September 18, 2022 3:30 PM

I'm the final season. What a slog.

by Anonymousreply 47June 28, 2023 6:25 PM

I'm Jimmy's chicanery.

by Anonymousreply 48June 28, 2023 8:35 PM

I'm 1216 Rosella Drive.

by Anonymousreply 49June 28, 2023 8:39 PM

[quote]Then i’m bob odenkirk stressed over his mortgage now that the show is ending & my movie career didn’t pan out

You can relax, Bob, you got another show.

by Anonymousreply 50June 29, 2023 2:36 AM
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