Celebrities with the most annoying faces

I actually like Tom Hanks, but he does have an annoying face - like he just smelled a fart.

Timothee Chalamet.

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I'll get called crazy because she's so iconic but Marilyn Monroe. Everytime I see her face I cringe and think "eww ". Something about her facial expressions piss me off.

Ed O' Neill. He looks like an ignorant, hateful mouth breather. I want to punch him.

Trevor Noah, no clue why.

Bob Hope, he looked mean and sneaky .

Princess Diana, again iconic, but the thing she did where she batted her eyes and slowly looked up at the camera with a look of fake guilessness makes my skin crawl .

Adam Scott

Adam DeVine. I seriously hate everything about him, especially his annoying face.

Peter Davidson

That Picasso style face of Adam Driver

Peter Gallagher

Costas Mandylor

David Schwimmer

Matthew Lillard

Zachery Ty Bryant

Harry Connick junior

Rebel Wilson

Billie Eilish

Tucker Carlson 🤮

Orange turd.

Meghan McCain

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Greg Kinnear

He also has a punchable first name.

Alyson Hannigan's face annoys me.

Just leaving this here

Chris Pratt

I will never understand how Chris Evans put his dick inside of this beast.

Beastly Mariska H

R15 Jenny Slate is a trifecta of annoying: annoying face, annoying voice, and annoying personality. She's absolutely horrible. The fact that SNL fired her is not at all surprising.

Andy fucking Cohen

Brie Larson

Chris Hardwick and Colin Jost are why God gave us two fists.

Kellleyanne Conway has such a hard, joyless face. She looks 90. Just disturbing to look at.

Goop

Her criminally thin lips often in a self-satisfied smile gives her resting smug face.

Miles Teller

Horsey and not cute Julia fking Roberts

Smug troll sexual predator Kevin Spacey

Meghan Markle

Zooey Bechamel!

I meant Zooey Deschanel.. she's blander than bechamel sauce!

Julia 'Marriage is between a man and a woman' Gillard

Helen Hunt

Frances McDormand

Woody Allen

Ronald Reagan

Jack Nicholson

Reese Witherspoon and Kellyanne Conway.

I love this thread and can name many faces, but one that comes to mind is James Carville. He comes on tv and immediately want to not like him for some reason but he's funny and smart so I always pay attention. I agree with some of the others too.

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Ethel and Julius Kushner

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R13, that's probably one of the more flattering photos of Lens.

Every Real Housewife plus Andy Cohen

Give Jost this much, R20.

His newly-published memoir is entitled "A Very Punchable Face."

M.

That Nico Tortorelli or whatever his name is.

Blythe Danner, Peggy Noonan

Madame X

Timothee Chalamet

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Emma Stone

Back in the 90s and aughts I would never have answered with the following but my how times have changed......

......SmarmyGeorgeClooney

......for reasons well known to him.

Everyone in Seinfeld

Timothee Chalamet

Adam Driver

Reese Witherspoon

Meryl Streep

Leonardo DiCaprio

Leslie Jones

Bebe Neuworth

Katy Perry

Chris Colfer

Susan Sarandon

Christa Miller

Zooey Deschequirkenel

Ellen

Honey Boo Boo, Kanye West and Dr. Phil

Chris Colfer

Is it a celebrity? The question is actually “Is it human?”

R47 Please tell us! Was he managing your career, too?

Liam Gallagher. Seriously. Do a google image search... every single photo is of a smug, neanderthal asshole.

Kristen Stewart. She's not that good-looking and obviously hates show biz. Why so many opportunities for someone like this?

r59: Good one! very true^

Every single member of the Dump family. That anus mouth makes me livid.

Adam Levine Pete Davidson Colin Jost Goop Dave Franco and sometimes James Franco Chris Pratt Tig Notaro

Sorry about the mess up above, don’t know why it didn’t format correctly.

I would also like to add the entire Kardashian Klan on my vicious slapping list.

Bradley Cooper. Somehow this guy manages to stay employed.

Elizabeth Lail and Nicola Peltz both constantly look like they've just smelled their own farts.

Ted Cruz, the nitwit who ran for President. So punchable. Bet his wife makes him wear a mask and paper bag while fucking her.

Ivanka, then Kushner.

James Franco. He looks smelly and dandruffy.

Alan Tudyk and Kristen Bell.

All the Trumps (excluding Mary And Barron). Throw Melania in there too.

R59 She does have nice eyebrows, though. The only woman’s eyebrows I’ve ever noticed.

No joke R65 but I have a friend who finds Cruz hot. Jerks off to new pix of him with a beard.

Fiona Apple.

On her shitty new album cover, I want to punch her in the face.

Anthony Scaramucci. Ordinarily, Italian/Southern European men are incredibly hot and handsome, but he’s not. He has a tiny nose and a Martha Raye mouth.

Ezra Miller has a very punchable face, and a voice as grating as his personality.

Kaya Gerber and Kendall Jenner. Every picture of them I see they both have the same "DERP " expression . No one expects models to be geniuses but they should be able to convey something. I miss the supermodels of the 90s.

david tyler muir

Lori Laughlin's vapid, moon-faced, idiot, "social influencer" daughter. Was she worth it, Mr. and Mrs. Lori?

Kerry Washington and her wonky eyes.

Jemima Kirke

Timothy Chalamet

Jennifer Garner

Trevor Noah

Meghan Markle

Stephen Mnuchin

Meghan Markle and Adam Sandler. I see their faces and just roll my eyes. Bleeh.

David Muir

Only hot from certain angles

Miranda Kerr. Seeing an adult woman with the facial features of a 2 year old child is just disturbing to me. Probably not fair, but looking at her makes me shudder.

Over 80 posts and no mention of me?

Robert fish face Pattinson - eyes on either side of the head.

Whoopi Goldberg, Jay Z, Rosie Perez

Bill Pullman, Peter Gallagher, William Hurt, and Jared Kushner.

Also, I've never face-punched anyone. Do you aim for the nose or go for the cheek?

The eyes, r87. Then the throat, then the balls.

Nathan Lane.

Mark Wahlberg, and definitely starting with the eyes.

Jerry Falwell

Jon Hamm. "Does anyone know where the bar is". " I am so funny".

R87 Don't go for the cheek, you might hurt your knuckles on the cheekbone.

A bitchslap is safer for your hand, or you can go for softer places like the throat or nose. And don't put your thumb inside your fist.

RDJ. Has become such an arrogant prick. And still puts his hand out like he's iron Man and most shots.

Colin Jost

Carrot Top

Jim Carrey

Mike Myers

Jerry Seinfeld

I could go on.

Mickey Rourke (Today)

I find Russell Tovey's head irritating. The ears, forehead, weird shape, pig nose, mouth......but he has a great body.

Dr. Oz, but really I just want to kick him in the ass with a pointy shoe.

Kick him over to me, R96. He's disgusting, but I still find him hot.

So, while I would not keep him around for long, I would love to fuck his brains out once or twice.

But then, when I'm done, he has to go away.

He’s got to be #1....I want to punch him in the face and it cave in

Jared looks embalmed.

Good idea, R99!

Keri Russels face gets on my nerves. She looks like such a bland suburbanite.

Jenna Bush

Tucker Carlson. Furrowed brow, squinty eyes set too close together, dumbass pinched expression at all times.

Benedict Cumberbatch, all of his pinched features are crammed into the center of his triangular face.

R104 Benedict was cutier when he was younger. He needs to fill out in the face.

Leslie Van Houten.

Mr. Bates from Downton Abbey, can't think of the actor's name at this moment. I only know him from this role and just find him creepy.

Kevin Bacon. Annoyingly ugly and so is his name.

Ryan Gosling

Chris Pratt

Justin Timberlake

r110 = Mark Latunski

I mean... r108 = Mark Latunski

Ben Shapiro

Newly famous “White Fragilty” author and savior Robin Di Angelo must have studied Blythe Danner to achieve peak smug face.

Don’t forget ME, fags!

Robert Costa, host of Washington Week.

The guy has obviously worked very, very, hard to make himself better for the broadcast media. I applaud the weight loss. It took discipline and focus and he achieved what he set out to achieve. But the whole package is still a mess. His hair. His wardrobe. It's all off.

He needs better advice and a good stylist to help crack this problem. Until he gets it, though, his look is really annoying.

I can't believe the Trevor Noah hate. I think he's adorable.

Michael Strahan, OTOH, makes me want to throw the television out the window

Nick Kroll

Tell me Michael Strahan cannot afford Invisalign.

Bella Hadid. Gigi is OK though.

Those Hadid girls look interchangeable to me

Jamie Oliver

The joker faced woman who was married to Gavin Newsom and is now with repugnant Don Jr.

Kayleigh MAGAninny

Quentin Tarantino

R122 For me, it’s Gavin Newsom himself. What a smarmy face.

But topping him on my list is Jonah Hill. I find him so repulsive and punchable. He looks like a lump of wet dough.

Chrissy Teigen and her husband, John Legend, who also has a punchable name.

There should be some kind of Academy Awards for this. Where do I start? Taika Waititi, Ansel Elgort, Kanye West, Miles Teller, Tessa Thompson, all the Kardashians/Jenners, those ugly-ass Hadid girls, Brooklyn Beckham, Miley Cyrus during the tongue phase, Tarantino ...

The Weeknd

Gavin McInnes. One of the most punchable faces around.

Angelina Jolie and Princess Diana, both crazy eyes and fake as fuck.

You guys hate everybody.

NOT Ari Melber, he has the most beautiful face.

Not sure if Gavin McInnes counts as a celebrity, but punchable face indeed.

Ellen, Sarah Jessica Parker, Mitch McConnell, all the Trump children except Barron, Melania, The Donald, Pence, Mnuchin, Simon Cowell, Tom Cruise, Sylvester Stallone, Reese Witherspoon, Clarence Thomas and Brett Kavanaugh, Kyle Richards, Miss Lindsay Graham, David Foster, Shawn Hannity, Tucker Carlson, Laura Ingraham, Tomi Lahren, Jeanine Pirro, Greg Gutfeld, Kanye, Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner, Kylie Jenner, Dr. Phil & Mrs. Dr. Phil, Dr.Oz, Marie Osmond, Jeannie Mai, Adrien Bailon, Sharon Osborne, Zendaya, ... That felt good, but maybe I should stop.

Sheryl 'Lean in and punch me' Sandberg

PAUL LYNDE

MAMA JUNE

MICKEY ROONEY

MIA FARROW

LISA WHELCHEL

HELEN REDDY

ANNE MURRAY

Jennifer Lawrence. No bone structure, dead eyes, goofy smile, stubby nose, misshaped ears, huge forehead, sausage fingers.

Baby-voiced Katie Holmes.

Rocco Ritchie

Jussie Smollett

Ariana Grande

Justin Bieber

Cardi B

Iggy Azalea

Jared Leto

Roseanne Barr

Kanye West

Nick Cannon

Lisa Rinna

Mel Gibson

Chlöe Grace Moretz

Carrot Top

Ann Coulter

Spencer Pratt

Jay Z

Whoopi Goldberg

Ryan Secrets

Dorito Kelmsley

Forgot Giuliana Rancic & Chris Elliot....That's all Folks!

I lied. David Bromstad must be on the list.

James Corden, he is so bloody annoying

Warwick Davies, I don’t know why

Chris Martin. Yawn

La belle Lindsay Graham

Bitch McConnell

Brian Stelter

Michael Strahan

Tomi Lahren (not punched, but slapped viciously)

R135 can I get an amen?

What a cathartic thread

Blythe Danner

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Stingy and Thingy

Will Ferrell

Greta Thunberg

Jennifer Lawrence- Smug overrated cunt. I will never stop hating her.

Kristen Bell and her husband- I know, "Google is your friend", but I don't care enough to look right now and pics would come up so... She's also a twofer because she has a bad case of crazy eyes.

NPH

Elizabeth Banks

I’d never get tired of kicking Markle’s smug, cunty face.

Renée Zellweger. Most of the time she looks like she just bit into a lemon.

Taylor Swift's surprised face.

R154 I thought she was doing an impression of a blowup sex doll.

That evil cat-like grimace Leonardo DiCaprio's face morphed into circa 2005

Olivia Wilde

Demi Moore

Ryan Reynolds

Johannes Huebl

Alessandra Ambrosio

That Cara Delevingne person.

Moscow Mitch McConnell.

Elisabeth Moss and Maggie Gyllenhall

Rumer Willis.

R34 you asshole!!

r153 That would be Epstein jizz.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Tom Hardy. Always.

My friend thinks Kiera Knightley has the world's most punchable face, but I disagree, there are much worse out there.

Sandra Bernhardt looks crazy as hell. So does Tommy Wiseau from The Room.

Also, Fred Armisen. It literally does not get any worse.

Giuliana Rancic, too. She wears thin in seconds.

Linda Evangelista

Cara Delevinge

Cardy B: FUG pretending to be hot

Elizabeth Holmes

The entire moronic Bush family.

R171, her mouth doesn't look like it belongs on the face of a human.