Matt Damon Puts His Shirtless Body on Display at the Beach!

Slumpy teats.

Yeah, because this site is all about 49 year old tits.

Slumpy, R1?

Your move, Ben.

I'm sure he waxes.

Perky little nips.

Oh, Fred, look! He’s gotten his boobies!

I’m in love.

Look at his dirty pillows

I prefer Fat Ben to Fat Matt.

He has nice LadyLumps.

[quote] I'm sure he waxes.

You don't think he's naturally hairless? Excess estrogen perhaps?

[quote] He has nice LadyLumps.

What are Lady Lumps?

I think it's from all the soy the put in everything now-a-days.

For R13

[quote] I’m in love.

[quote] I prefer Fat Ben to Fat Matt.

Why, R8 and R10?

He needs to get the right one checked. It seems bigger/droopier than the left.

Thanks, R15.

[quote] I think it's from all the soy the put in everything now-a-days.

What's from all the soy?

Why does any Matt Damon thread here get so many responses?

Because he's straight, R20.

what is up with your matt damon obsession?

How can his abs look fine but the tits be so big and saggy? Does he eat like shit and just do a lot of situps?

People on DL (not me) say he’s bi, r21, and that he kept a Latino toy boy in an apartment when he lived in Miami. I think he’s just a basic straight guy.

Matt Damon is the NEO Tom Hanks. That wife of his hit the jackpot.

Either they have some sort of Hollywood arrangement and she gets to spend his money, and also cash in on his fame.

Or

They're in love, love their family and their life together.

Oh, I know what they say, R24, and they say it because he is straight.

I bet he looks better than 99% of the people criticizing him. He looks good to me.

[quote] That wife of his hit the jackpot. Either they have some sort of Hollywood arrangement and she gets to spend his money, and also cash in on his fame.

And unlimited carrots!

He seems like a nice guy. He comes across as intelligent, easy to converse with type pf bloke.

I want to suckle him badly.

His chest is all pointy and sagging. It looks like Jane Russell titty boom booms fell. (Not that hers ever did)

[quote] That wife of his hit the jackpot.

Supposedly he went alone to a bar where she was working (she was a bartendress), and they hooked up that night. His career wasn't doing too well at the time (I think this was pre-Bourne while filming Stuck on You, the Farrelly brothers' Siamese twin film with Greg Kinnear). I can picture him getting very drunk, and her rabbit face looking better and better as the night goes on. Finally he gives in and says "Fuck it, she'll do". They fuck. She gets knocked up, and her jackpot is hit.

what drink did she make for him?

[quote] what drink did she make for him?

This:

😂😂😂😂😂 the teats 😂😂😂😂😂

Thanks OP for the laugh of the day

If you bulk up, you have to keep at it. Otherwise, it all gets droopy.

I want to know what beach this is in Malibu. I only know of one were dogs are allowed and that is Leo Carrillo.

Tits down to his knees, sad.

Udderly fantastic

I like Fat Matt and Fat Ben, and would love to see them sharing a dildo like it's the end of Requiem for a Dream.

Moo, then poo...on you!

R32, you are just pathetic. Bartendress? Stupid incel. Yeah, she trapped him and then they had more kids. Did she get him drunk then, too? Dipshit.

I'm really skinny but also have men boobs :( Don't have the money for the surgery, forgot what is called. But he's pretty chubby, so it's normal he has big boobs

But, he's not really chubby around the middle. He looks solid there. Which makes it weird that his moobs are so big and saggy.

nice guns, but BOY is he WHITE

[quote] I only know of one were dogs are allowed and that is Leo Carrillo.

She is more of a rabbit than a dog.

[quote] but BOY is he WHITE

Unlike Ben Affleck who is much darker.

Quite big tits.

Why is he so hairless?

Why are his tits so big?

This is what happens when you bulk up and don't keep at it. They deflate like a saggy beach ball.

Bitch tits from the steroids he had to do for the Liberace movie and The Martian a few years ago.

He didn't keep the muscle, so he's left with the teats.

Coney Island?

Can you suck some sweet stuff out of those tits?

Damon was on Letterman and talked about his lactating, I lost whatever lust I felt for him at that point.

Seriously, R54? What did he say?

Is Ben Affleck white?

He has gigantic jugs, massive mammaries, titanic titties, humongous hooters, bulging boobies, sizable schlmolaz

I want to do blow off those tits.

[quote] Damon was on Letterman and talked about his lactating

Lactating? Men lactate?

If he can be that fit but still have saggy tits, there's no hope for me.

[quote] He has gigantic jugs, massive mammaries, titanic titties, humongous hooters, bulging boobies, sizable schlmolaz

Please be more specific.

He looks fat.

He’s later stage lez now.

Damn. After all these years, maybe the Womanly Body Troll was right.

[quote] maybe the Womanly Body Troll was right.

Why do you say that?

Matt can tone that shit up within a few months. He's just letting it all hang out now in the covid era. At least he isn't a raging sad drunk like Ben.

Everyone that swims between him and the shoreline is always safe.

I've hated him since he whitesplained diversity to Effie on Project Green Light. How was there no blowback? What a dick. She was the only one with any brains.

He has a pallor of raw chicken

[quote] He has a pallor of raw chicken

Unlike Ben Affleck.

Jesus, you talk like he has Raquel Welch tits. He's Fine. He's going on 50. I'd love to see some of you right now. Show the pics. C'mon. You ALL have strong masculine athletic chests. Jesus H. Christ. No wonder people hate us.

[quote] Jesus, you talk like he has Raquel Welch tits.

He does. If his face were covered he could pass as a woman.

[quote] Raquel Welch tits

THOSE AREN'T BUOYS!!!!!

"We're gonna need a bigger beach".

R72, calm your tits.

Wish his trunks revealed more.

I'll take two of him please, thanks.

Marge, have you ever seen a guy so white?

His wife is cute, though no beauty and because she has no career, they go & do what he wants 24/7 so it's probably an idea arrangement for a high profile actor.

Matt Damon always seems rather dull to me, but his boring life seems better than Ben, looking beaten & hung over, stumbling along behind passive aggressive ex-wife Jennifer and their three kids who look horrified by the whole shit show while going to church, the farmers market or wherever Jen wants to go. Those people seem genuinely unhappy whereas Matt & wife (whatever her name is) are just kind of bland

[quote] & wife (whatever her name is)

Her name is Luciana, Lucy for short, but here on DL "rabbit-faced wife" is sufficient.

What’s Matt Damon’s skin color? What is Ben Affleck’s skin color?

What’s Matt Damon’s skin color?

Chicken Breast white - is that an actor color?

[quote]but his boring life seems better than Ben

No way. Ben has moobs but he's got saggy, pointy, Jane Russell titties.

He looks like he lactates.

Do men actually lactate?

"I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?"

Does he have “an” Onlyfans?

I'll take bland over drama any day. Been there, done that!

[quote]Is Ben Affleck white?

He's English, Irish, German and Scottish. You don't get any fucking whiter than that.

I though Affleck had some Persian, Turkish or Arabic background. I could be wrong though.

It’s all a bit National Geographic

I’d slap his titties around

yep, wanna suk on the cute mammies tilll he hollers for his momma.....HOT JUGS MATT

Has Ben had his mouth on Matt, seriously?

He’s been suckling some shoats.

Doesn't excessive cannabis use cause men to sprout big boobs? Matt seems like he could definitely be a secret stoner.

bigga da betta, nore to suk on

Dat’s da suck job!

In his household he wears the pants and nurses the children.

[quote] In his household he wears the pants and nurses the children.

At the same time?

r102

Yep, but does Ben get the teats or the pants?

R103, the pants. Ben has sufficient tears of his own.

R103, the pants. Ben has sufficient teats of his own.

Matt’s pants.

[quote] Jesus H. Christ. No wonder people hate us.

Because posters on Datalounge complain about a former matinee idol having droopy pectoral muscles? You're excusing all homophobia because of that?!

You're pathetic.

Love his big tittys, im good at suckin em till the milk flows and he faints from orgasmic eros.

r105 you can suckle your own teats.

[quote]complain about a former matinee idol having droopy pectoral muscles?

Those are not droopy pecs those are titty ta-ta's.

I hope he gets a mastectomy soon.

That's a lot of white.

Ide walk on fire to suck his georgous big fat white tittys, cause he still so damn cute and his hole also is pinnk/smooth !!!!

For a 50 y.o. he looks very good. Plus he's had the discipline throughout his career to tone his body whenever a role required it. Now he's isolating, probably enjoying the time with his family and not focusing on working out.

[quote]For a 50 y.o. he looks very good.

Are you by chance from Frostproof, Florida?

He does not look good for 50 ("49 actually, though people say I look older!")

New pics of him shirtless on the beach. Some are from behind. Not very good quality.

[quote] Matt Damon is putting his shirtless body on display! The 49-year-old Jason Bourne actor spent the afternoon doing some surfing with a friend on Saturday (August 1) in Malibu, Calif. Matt showed off his fit physique while he changed out of his wetsuit and back into dry clothes before heading home. A few weeks before, Matt was spotted enjoying a day at the beach with wife Luciana, their daughters, and their dogs.

Unfortunate tattoos on his upper arm. I feel sorry for makeup artists who have to cover all these ridiculous tattoos on actors when they are working on a movie

He does indeed have gynaecomastia from the steroid use for "The Martian" and "Under the Candelabra." It looks awful. I wonder if he will have surgery to fix it.

The whiteness is as it should be. He will age better if he stays pale.

r116

Then you have a shirtless Zac Efron on the same page. Just makes those hooters of his look horrendous.

Does Matt have feminine tits?

r120

They sag like a lady who breastfed 11 children, many who were sets of twins.

[quote]Unfortunate tattoos on his upper arm. I feel sorry for makeup artists who have to cover all these ridiculous tattoos on actors when they are working on a movie

FFS you anti-tatt freaks are the strangest.

All the things wrong with that photo—the big flabby man titties, the face like a meat pie, the newborn hair, the pale pale pink fat baby flesh—and you fixate on a much faded (much stretched out) upper arm tattoo and pit the make-up who has to mask it?

Not to say the tattoo is a pretty thing to behold, but fuck, man, it's the least of it. Priorities.

Matt's got a nice butt. Never heard if anyone's tapped it though. Hopelessly straight?

STR8 ASS TITS AND COCK IS TASTIEST BABE..

I’d suck on those titties all night long

Talk about some fun bags!

More than respectable body for a middle aged man.

Pitt the Elder

Pitt the Younger

Pit the Make-Up

my fantasia is to suk em till milk pops right out of em......her kitty kitty...

Oh yech, why did I click on this thread.

r21

At least Ben's moobs aren't saggy

luv his man bod. tasty mammys, luv to suk on them tittys yep

Teats his own.

R132, do you refer to Baffleck?

I guess you all are ashamed now that he's ripped again.

he's ready for

Earrings

Caftans!

Looks good to me. Could use a little color, and... he’s at the beach.

He's hot to me. I like him pale. His womanly ass is of course his best feature.

[quote] His womanly ass is of course his best feature.

?