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Matt Damon Puts His Shirtless Body on Display at the Beach!

Matt Damon is showing off his shirtless body during a beach day!

The 49-year-old Oscar nominee (and winner back in 1998 for Good Will Hunting‘s screenplay) hit up the beach in Malibu, California with his family, including wife Luciana, as well as a group of pals. See the pics in the gallery!

You may be surprised to learn that Matt and his family actually did not quarantine in the United States for the first several months of lockdowns. Find out where Matt and his family were staying as quarantines across the world first began.

Check out the photos of Matt Damon showing off his shirtless body on the beach while hanging out with his family…

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by Anonymousreply 12908/04/2020

Slumpy teats.

by Anonymousreply 107/17/2020

Yeah, because this site is all about 49 year old tits.

by Anonymousreply 207/17/2020

Slumpy, R1?

by Anonymousreply 307/17/2020

Your move, Ben.

by Anonymousreply 407/17/2020

I'm sure he waxes.

by Anonymousreply 507/17/2020

Perky little nips.

by Anonymousreply 607/17/2020

Oh, Fred, look! He’s gotten his boobies!

by Anonymousreply 707/17/2020

I’m in love.

by Anonymousreply 807/17/2020

Look at his dirty pillows

by Anonymousreply 907/17/2020

I prefer Fat Ben to Fat Matt.

by Anonymousreply 1007/17/2020

He has nice LadyLumps.

by Anonymousreply 1107/17/2020

[quote] I'm sure he waxes.

You don't think he's naturally hairless? Excess estrogen perhaps?

by Anonymousreply 1207/17/2020

[quote] He has nice LadyLumps.

What are Lady Lumps?

by Anonymousreply 1307/17/2020

I think it's from all the soy the put in everything now-a-days.

by Anonymousreply 1407/17/2020

For R13

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by Anonymousreply 1507/17/2020

[quote] I’m in love.

[quote] I prefer Fat Ben to Fat Matt.

Why, R8 and R10?

by Anonymousreply 1607/17/2020

He needs to get the right one checked. It seems bigger/droopier than the left.

by Anonymousreply 1707/17/2020

Thanks, R15.

by Anonymousreply 1807/17/2020

[quote] I think it's from all the soy the put in everything now-a-days.

What's from all the soy?

by Anonymousreply 1907/17/2020

Why does any Matt Damon thread here get so many responses?

by Anonymousreply 2007/17/2020

Because he's straight, R20.

by Anonymousreply 2107/17/2020

what is up with your matt damon obsession?

by Anonymousreply 2207/17/2020

How can his abs look fine but the tits be so big and saggy? Does he eat like shit and just do a lot of situps?

by Anonymousreply 2307/17/2020

People on DL (not me) say he’s bi, r21, and that he kept a Latino toy boy in an apartment when he lived in Miami. I think he’s just a basic straight guy.

by Anonymousreply 2407/17/2020

Matt Damon is the NEO Tom Hanks. That wife of his hit the jackpot.

Either they have some sort of Hollywood arrangement and she gets to spend his money, and also cash in on his fame.

Or

They're in love, love their family and their life together.

by Anonymousreply 2507/17/2020

Oh, I know what they say, R24, and they say it because he is straight.

by Anonymousreply 2607/17/2020

I bet he looks better than 99% of the people criticizing him. He looks good to me.

by Anonymousreply 2707/17/2020

[quote] That wife of his hit the jackpot. Either they have some sort of Hollywood arrangement and she gets to spend his money, and also cash in on his fame.

And unlimited carrots!

by Anonymousreply 2807/17/2020

He seems like a nice guy. He comes across as intelligent, easy to converse with type pf bloke.

by Anonymousreply 2907/17/2020

I want to suckle him badly.

by Anonymousreply 3007/17/2020

His chest is all pointy and sagging. It looks like Jane Russell titty boom booms fell. (Not that hers ever did)

by Anonymousreply 3107/17/2020

[quote] That wife of his hit the jackpot.

Supposedly he went alone to a bar where she was working (she was a bartendress), and they hooked up that night. His career wasn't doing too well at the time (I think this was pre-Bourne while filming Stuck on You, the Farrelly brothers' Siamese twin film with Greg Kinnear). I can picture him getting very drunk, and her rabbit face looking better and better as the night goes on. Finally he gives in and says "Fuck it, she'll do". They fuck. She gets knocked up, and her jackpot is hit.

by Anonymousreply 3207/17/2020

what drink did she make for him?

by Anonymousreply 3307/17/2020

[quote] what drink did she make for him?

This:

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by Anonymousreply 3407/17/2020

😂😂😂😂😂 the teats 😂😂😂😂😂

Thanks OP for the laugh of the day

by Anonymousreply 3507/17/2020

If you bulk up, you have to keep at it. Otherwise, it all gets droopy.

by Anonymousreply 3607/17/2020

I want to know what beach this is in Malibu. I only know of one were dogs are allowed and that is Leo Carrillo.

by Anonymousreply 3707/17/2020

Tits down to his knees, sad.

by Anonymousreply 3807/17/2020

Udderly fantastic

by Anonymousreply 3907/17/2020

I like Fat Matt and Fat Ben, and would love to see them sharing a dildo like it's the end of Requiem for a Dream.

by Anonymousreply 4007/17/2020

Moo, then poo...on you!

by Anonymousreply 4107/17/2020

R32, you are just pathetic. Bartendress? Stupid incel. Yeah, she trapped him and then they had more kids. Did she get him drunk then, too? Dipshit.

by Anonymousreply 4207/17/2020

I'm really skinny but also have men boobs :( Don't have the money for the surgery, forgot what is called. But he's pretty chubby, so it's normal he has big boobs

by Anonymousreply 4307/17/2020

But, he's not really chubby around the middle. He looks solid there. Which makes it weird that his moobs are so big and saggy.

by Anonymousreply 4407/17/2020

nice guns, but BOY is he WHITE

by Anonymousreply 4507/17/2020

[quote] I only know of one were dogs are allowed and that is Leo Carrillo.

She is more of a rabbit than a dog.

by Anonymousreply 4607/17/2020

[quote] but BOY is he WHITE

Unlike Ben Affleck who is much darker.

by Anonymousreply 4707/17/2020

Quite big tits.

by Anonymousreply 4807/17/2020

Why is he so hairless?

Why are his tits so big?

by Anonymousreply 4907/17/2020

This is what happens when you bulk up and don't keep at it. They deflate like a saggy beach ball.

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by Anonymousreply 5007/17/2020

Bitch tits from the steroids he had to do for the Liberace movie and The Martian a few years ago.

He didn't keep the muscle, so he's left with the teats.

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by Anonymousreply 5107/17/2020

Coney Island?

by Anonymousreply 5207/17/2020

Can you suck some sweet stuff out of those tits?

by Anonymousreply 5307/17/2020

Damon was on Letterman and talked about his lactating, I lost whatever lust I felt for him at that point.

by Anonymousreply 5407/17/2020

Seriously, R54? What did he say?

by Anonymousreply 5507/17/2020

Is Ben Affleck white?

by Anonymousreply 5607/17/2020

He has gigantic jugs, massive mammaries, titanic titties, humongous hooters, bulging boobies, sizable schlmolaz

by Anonymousreply 5707/17/2020

I want to do blow off those tits.

by Anonymousreply 5807/17/2020

[quote] Damon was on Letterman and talked about his lactating

Lactating? Men lactate?

by Anonymousreply 5907/17/2020

If he can be that fit but still have saggy tits, there's no hope for me.

by Anonymousreply 6007/17/2020

[quote] He has gigantic jugs, massive mammaries, titanic titties, humongous hooters, bulging boobies, sizable schlmolaz

Please be more specific.

by Anonymousreply 6107/18/2020

He looks fat.

by Anonymousreply 6207/18/2020

He’s later stage lez now.

by Anonymousreply 6307/18/2020

Damn. After all these years, maybe the Womanly Body Troll was right.

by Anonymousreply 6407/18/2020

[quote] maybe the Womanly Body Troll was right.

Why do you say that?

by Anonymousreply 6507/18/2020

Matt can tone that shit up within a few months. He's just letting it all hang out now in the covid era. At least he isn't a raging sad drunk like Ben.

by Anonymousreply 6607/18/2020

Everyone that swims between him and the shoreline is always safe.

by Anonymousreply 6707/18/2020

I've hated him since he whitesplained diversity to Effie on Project Green Light. How was there no blowback? What a dick. She was the only one with any brains.

by Anonymousreply 6807/18/2020

He has a pallor of raw chicken

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by Anonymousreply 6907/18/2020
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by Anonymousreply 7007/18/2020

[quote] He has a pallor of raw chicken

Unlike Ben Affleck.

by Anonymousreply 7107/18/2020

Jesus, you talk like he has Raquel Welch tits. He's Fine. He's going on 50. I'd love to see some of you right now. Show the pics. C'mon. You ALL have strong masculine athletic chests. Jesus H. Christ. No wonder people hate us.

by Anonymousreply 7207/18/2020

[quote] Jesus, you talk like he has Raquel Welch tits.

He does. If his face were covered he could pass as a woman.

by Anonymousreply 7307/18/2020

[quote] Raquel Welch tits

THOSE AREN'T BUOYS!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 7407/18/2020

"We're gonna need a bigger beach".

by Anonymousreply 7507/18/2020

R72, calm your tits.

by Anonymousreply 7607/18/2020

Wish his trunks revealed more.

by Anonymousreply 7707/19/2020

I'll take two of him please, thanks.

by Anonymousreply 7807/19/2020

Marge, have you ever seen a guy so white?

by Anonymousreply 7907/19/2020

His wife is cute, though no beauty and because she has no career, they go & do what he wants 24/7 so it's probably an idea arrangement for a high profile actor.

Matt Damon always seems rather dull to me, but his boring life seems better than Ben, looking beaten & hung over, stumbling along behind passive aggressive ex-wife Jennifer and their three kids who look horrified by the whole shit show while going to church, the farmers market or wherever Jen wants to go. Those people seem genuinely unhappy whereas Matt & wife (whatever her name is) are just kind of bland

by Anonymousreply 8007/19/2020

[quote] & wife (whatever her name is)

Her name is Luciana, Lucy for short, but here on DL "rabbit-faced wife" is sufficient.

by Anonymousreply 8107/19/2020

What’s Matt Damon’s skin color? What is Ben Affleck’s skin color?

by Anonymousreply 8207/19/2020

What’s Matt Damon’s skin color?

Chicken Breast white - is that an actor color?

by Anonymousreply 8307/19/2020

[quote]but his boring life seems better than Ben

No way. Ben has moobs but he's got saggy, pointy, Jane Russell titties.

by Anonymousreply 8407/19/2020

He looks like he lactates.

by Anonymousreply 8507/19/2020

Do men actually lactate?

by Anonymousreply 8607/19/2020

"I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?"

by Anonymousreply 8707/19/2020

Does he have “an” Onlyfans?

by Anonymousreply 8807/19/2020

I'll take bland over drama any day. Been there, done that!

by Anonymousreply 8907/19/2020

[quote]Is Ben Affleck white?

He's English, Irish, German and Scottish. You don't get any fucking whiter than that.

by Anonymousreply 9007/19/2020

I though Affleck had some Persian, Turkish or Arabic background. I could be wrong though.

by Anonymousreply 9107/21/2020

It’s all a bit National Geographic

by Anonymousreply 9207/21/2020
by Anonymousreply 9307/24/2020

I’d slap his titties around

by Anonymousreply 9407/24/2020

yep, wanna suk on the cute mammies tilll he hollers for his momma.....HOT JUGS MATT

by Anonymousreply 9507/24/2020

Has Ben had his mouth on Matt, seriously?

by Anonymousreply 9607/28/2020

He’s been suckling some shoats.

by Anonymousreply 9707/28/2020

Doesn't excessive cannabis use cause men to sprout big boobs? Matt seems like he could definitely be a secret stoner.

by Anonymousreply 9807/28/2020

bigga da betta, nore to suk on

by Anonymousreply 9907/28/2020

Dat’s da suck job!

by Anonymousreply 10007/29/2020

In his household he wears the pants and nurses the children.

by Anonymousreply 10107/30/2020

[quote] In his household he wears the pants and nurses the children.

At the same time?

by Anonymousreply 10207/30/2020

r102

Yep, but does Ben get the teats or the pants?

by Anonymousreply 10307/30/2020

R103, the pants. Ben has sufficient tears of his own.

by Anonymousreply 10407/30/2020

R103, the pants. Ben has sufficient teats of his own.

by Anonymousreply 10507/30/2020

Matt’s pants.

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by Anonymousreply 10607/30/2020

[quote] Jesus H. Christ. No wonder people hate us.

Because posters on Datalounge complain about a former matinee idol having droopy pectoral muscles? You're excusing all homophobia because of that?!

You're pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 10707/30/2020

Love his big tittys, im good at suckin em till the milk flows and he faints from orgasmic eros.

by Anonymousreply 10807/30/2020

r105 you can suckle your own teats.

by Anonymousreply 10907/31/2020

[quote]complain about a former matinee idol having droopy pectoral muscles?

Those are not droopy pecs those are titty ta-ta's.

by Anonymousreply 11007/31/2020

I hope he gets a mastectomy soon.

by Anonymousreply 11108/02/2020

That's a lot of white.

by Anonymousreply 11208/02/2020

Ide walk on fire to suck his georgous big fat white tittys, cause he still so damn cute and his hole also is pinnk/smooth !!!!

by Anonymousreply 11308/02/2020

For a 50 y.o. he looks very good. Plus he's had the discipline throughout his career to tone his body whenever a role required it. Now he's isolating, probably enjoying the time with his family and not focusing on working out.

by Anonymousreply 11408/02/2020

[quote]For a 50 y.o. he looks very good.

Are you by chance from Frostproof, Florida?

He does not look good for 50 ("49 actually, though people say I look older!")

by Anonymousreply 11508/02/2020

New pics of him shirtless on the beach. Some are from behind. Not very good quality.

[quote] Matt Damon is putting his shirtless body on display! The 49-year-old Jason Bourne actor spent the afternoon doing some surfing with a friend on Saturday (August 1) in Malibu, Calif. Matt showed off his fit physique while he changed out of his wetsuit and back into dry clothes before heading home. A few weeks before, Matt was spotted enjoying a day at the beach with wife Luciana, their daughters, and their dogs.

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by Anonymousreply 11608/02/2020

Unfortunate tattoos on his upper arm. I feel sorry for makeup artists who have to cover all these ridiculous tattoos on actors when they are working on a movie

by Anonymousreply 11708/02/2020

He does indeed have gynaecomastia from the steroid use for "The Martian" and "Under the Candelabra." It looks awful. I wonder if he will have surgery to fix it.

The whiteness is as it should be. He will age better if he stays pale.

by Anonymousreply 11808/02/2020

r116

Then you have a shirtless Zac Efron on the same page. Just makes those hooters of his look horrendous.

by Anonymousreply 11908/02/2020

Does Matt have feminine tits?

by Anonymousreply 12008/02/2020

r120

They sag like a lady who breastfed 11 children, many who were sets of twins.

by Anonymousreply 12108/02/2020

[quote]Unfortunate tattoos on his upper arm. I feel sorry for makeup artists who have to cover all these ridiculous tattoos on actors when they are working on a movie

FFS you anti-tatt freaks are the strangest.

All the things wrong with that photo—the big flabby man titties, the face like a meat pie, the newborn hair, the pale pale pink fat baby flesh—and you fixate on a much faded (much stretched out) upper arm tattoo and pit the make-up who has to mask it?

Not to say the tattoo is a pretty thing to behold, but fuck, man, it's the least of it. Priorities.

by Anonymousreply 12208/03/2020

Matt's got a nice butt. Never heard if anyone's tapped it though. Hopelessly straight?

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by Anonymousreply 12308/03/2020

STR8 ASS TITS AND COCK IS TASTIEST BABE..

by Anonymousreply 12408/03/2020

I’d suck on those titties all night long

by Anonymousreply 12508/03/2020

Talk about some fun bags!

by Anonymousreply 12608/03/2020

More than respectable body for a middle aged man.

by Anonymousreply 12708/03/2020

Pitt the Elder

Pitt the Younger

Pit the Make-Up

by Anonymousreply 12808/03/2020

my fantasia is to suk em till milk pops right out of em......her kitty kitty...

by Anonymousreply 12908/04/2020
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