What's the most Walmart-y thing you've ever seen in a Walmart?

I saw you looking at that guy. You were classic.

A stay-at-trailer mom who was wearing a dress definitely too tight for her. Her son was running around the store barefoot.

She was definitely a smoker. She bought all junk food, was talking on the phone the entire time about how picky she was. She paid in food stamps and then bought beer and cigarettes in cash.

On her way out, she told her friend on the phone "hold on, I have to scratch my fucking cunt"

This was Maryland.

shark lift away vacuum in lavender,..............actually bought one ................best vacuum I ever had..............review of a 10 year old one at vacuumwars on youtube................

People Fistfighting

A person TRYING to get someone else to fistfight him

A hetro couple cussing one another out in front of the deli counter and their kids

R2 Why you always lying? WalMarts in Maryland don't sell beer.

[OP] There's a Walmart in West Hollywood??

r5 I live in DC, this must have been in Virginia. My apologies

[quote] There's a Walmart in West Hollywood??

Yes. The greeter is dressed like Sam Walton in drag.

People of Walmart site is a hoot!

How much of a bulge could a man have at that age? Everything would be saggy and flat.

I didn't witness it, but this incident happened at my local Walmart...

[quote] "I did nazi that coming."

Just the usual racist white trash assholes. My partner and I were driving to see my mother, and we stopped in a walmar to get Benadryl. We were in the store a total of maybe 15 minutes, and saw some nasty ass white trash assholes CURSING the poor checkout girl because she took too long to run their gift card. Surprise - their gift card had no money left. Any guesses as to what they were wearing? The guy had on a MAGA cap, and the 'woman' had on a U.S. flag t-shirt, about 2 sizes too small.

A 60 year old woman,her 40 year old daughter,and her 20 year old daughter all wearing tiny pink satin shorts and halter tops. The older women were sticks with sagging skin,the young one was a whale . The sad part was they really thought they were doing something ! Everybody was laughing at them. I actually felt a little sorry for them,they were that clueless on how absurd they looked.

A Karen buying school supplies for her 3 "perfect" children: Jaxon, Brayden, Jayden.

Revolting.

[quote] older gentleman ... late 70's/early 80's wearing ... crop top ... jean shorts so ... ripped you could see the ... thong ... was the same color as the wig.

Well, r14, I somehow sorta have to confess that this makes me happy. That someone who had probably spent their entire life never underestimating the importance of accessorization, saw no reason to stop now. Somewhere beneath that singular outfit lies a bold, brave heart.

r14

Natalie Portman gave birth in a Wal-Mart bathroom. The employees swaddled the child with a handful of Subway napkins and as she came out of the bathroom, I heard them saying, "Well, the kid's Jewish, but at least he ain't a Negro." Then she was given a coupon for 20% off an oil change, a box of Twinkies and a 2-liter of Pepsi. That was 20 years ago, and there are still blood stains all over the handicapped stall.

Oh. My. God...

Peep holes between the first stall and the back stall.

I made good use of those for a few years

Probably back in May when I saw a white trash pregnant woman walking around in a tight shirt and shorts with no mask on as if there was no pandemic.

From the back!

I had some work in the south going between Georgia and Alabama on a state highway. Two WMs on the route. I travelled late night.

They were like the local bar. Rednecks and tweakers gathered in the parking lot, hanging out by the soda machines and yucking it up. No particular individual stands out, but the crowd was like a bunch of carnie rejects. I was propositioned more than once by men, women and indeterminates.

Going way back, early '90s, I was in a Walmart because my grandmother liked to shop there and I had to take her... There was a family in the swimming pool products aisle - mother, father, child, and a toddler in a cart seat. The fussy toddler did NOT want to try on a life preserver, so the father took the toddler's arm, pulled it up, and BIT him. The toddler screamed and they took off. I was stunned, speechless.

Donald Trump inflatable Sex Toys. But they were recalled. Couldn't get them to work......

R25, Bah Dah Boom!

R23 I've always wanted to get fucked by a carnie. I just had to say that to someone.

At least he had the class to match his tho g to his wig op

In Canada wal Marts are pretty trashy but once you cross the us border it’s like people are trying to outdo each other. In a super centre somewhere in Washington state I saw a Morbidology fly obese couple cruising down the aisle together in their scooters.

"Morbidology"...out now from Paula Abdul.

Seriously, are these people mentally retarded or mentally deficient? Who would go out in public like the blonde in the strappy black top with flab hanging out and the way too small jeans shorts? I would stop dead in my tracks if I came across her. Snob that I am, my WalMart is in a really upscale suburb so you see a bunch of yuppees.

In a what now?

I wish I'd have the flair to wear what the old man Op describes as wearing when I'm that age.

I was at one shortly before Halloween and a little black kid was asking for something and the mama said “we don’t get down with Halloween so that is out of the question.”

My friend said she went shopping in WalMart while she was in labor. She said “I needed to get a few things before I went to the hospital. So I just put on an extra big Maxi-Pad in case I started leaking anything.”

r23, Honey, if you ever get a chance and it's anything like my experience, you'll never forget it. I got slapped around (but in a good way) and fucked within an inch of my life.

Photo is not him but he looked a lot like him. Older than me, dark hair and eyes, extremely hairy (lots of back hair). And b-i-g c-o-c-k. Texas State Fair, 1982. I remember it well.

r36 was meant for r27. Sorry.

Fat Ghetto Women

Little Asian women, I think Chinese or Filipino, at a Super Walmart pushing around enormous shopping carts piled high with cheap shit.

I blame Ronald Reagan for cutting mental health funding.

And the Republican Party who exploited and encouraged "low information voters" to actually vote.

Dirty needles and empty syringes on the floor of the handicapped stall in the men's room.

I'm sorry but I refuse to go into a Walmart. MARY! me all you want; I don't care. It isn't worth the irritation factor. I don't want to deal with the rudeness of the employees and other shoppers for a few cents off.

Get a Target Red Card. It's linked to your debit card and you automatically save 5%.

There's a Walmart credit card that gives you 5% off as well.

I've only been a couple times in my entire life. no idea what it was like

I stopped going to Walmart in the 90s, I didn't know about the place's bad reputation then, but the one near me gave me bad vibes.

I've been dragged back a couple of times since then, but the dirty needles in the bathroom was it. I'll never set foot in a Walmart again.

Around midnight I saw a furry in the checkout line. Fox ears and long fox tail hanging out of his pants.

Pooping.

A big fat black lady dribbling a basketball with her big butt. Her kids thought it was hilarious.

R47 and r48 ate good.

These people are Trumps base.

Some old man was telling a woman that she needed to mind her kid, that he was running all over the store knocking things over. He was right but if you are going to do something like that you need to expect the consequences. She started screaming at him to not tell her how to raise her children, he was screaming back that someone needed to tell her. I just turned and headed the other way. They yelled at each other for quite a while, you could hear them all over the store. Then it stopped, I don't have a clue what happened.

I was trying to social distance and this was a nice Walmart in oro Vallley AZ northeast of Tucson. The aisles were not wide in grocery area and I was looking trying to find my item when a guy told me I was right where his stuff was. He didn’t say please, excuse me and I was there first. DICK

I'm not a snob about it but I generally don't need to shop at Walmart, even though there prices are amazing. I'll go if I need to buy a lot of household items because you really see the savings. We don't see many of the outrageous stuff here in a small New England city but the Walmartiest thing I guess I see is the aimless shopping done by bored housewives, the elderly, and the assistance-reliant. Walmart is a day out for them, loading their carts with cheap/inexpensive items from China. I always want to give freelance economics lessons in the uselessness of these products but their buying cheap goods hurts US manufacturing.

I guess recreational purchasing give them something -- maybe a feeling of control over their lives.

You can order a lot of stuff online (even groceries) and have them brought out to your car ... no charge. That way you don't have to deal with anyone inside.

They also have quite a few items available for shipping (not perishable groceries, obviously, and not as much as Amazon, of course.)

Dude doing laundry in the bathroom sink.

I saw a lady park in the disabled without the license plate or placard...she seemed very abled bodied.

A woman screaming across the store to her boyfriend/baby daddy/husband (?) asking him if he wanted this World's Greatest Father mug that she was waiving around in her hand. It turned out to be a former coworker of mine who got fired for calling a customer a bitch on the phone

[quote]I'm not a snob

r53, You coulda fooled me.

Everyone becomes a snob when they step into Walmart, there's always someone you can look down on there.

Kanye West, looking like a Smurf, and shopping in Wyoming.

A guy with a face tattoo rolling a bike towards the tire shop with two employees in pursuit.

The bike was from the rack and if you get past the counter in the tire shop you are right out the door. Don’t know if he had someone waiting on him or thought he could pedal off, but I doubt he made it.

Probably got the face tat in jail. It was Xmas and looked like a kids bike. I felt kinda bad for him.

Wow, I've never seen anything quite like that (though I love the "I have to scratch my cunt" story); more that absurd, what I see is kind of sad: old people buying cheap food, usually canned stuff, young girls with swatting their small babies across the face, and disabled people working at Walmart, trying to look cheerful. Early in the pandemic, people would get very aggressive about food - chicken, or something like that, that didn't look too great anyway and certainly nothing to fight over

[quote] It was Xmas and looked like a kids bike.

Nothing says Merry Christmas like a stolen bike.

I saw some fat chicks walk by sun dresses and one said “they’re so cute but my boobs wouldn’t fit in”..real,y loud!