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Let’s Be the USA if Trump had married Anna Nicole

Imagine post-Marla Maples, Golddigger Anna Nicole set her sights on Trump and they were married. His no drinking, no drugs alleged attitude kept her clean & alive. Fast forward to 2020, Anna Nicole Smith-Trump is the First Lady of the United States.

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by Anonymousreply 11July 16, 2020 2:23 AM

She wasn’t a big enough cunt, and didn’t look and sound like an Eastern European whore

by Anonymousreply 1July 16, 2020 1:19 AM

Rumor is they had an affair in the 90s

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by Anonymousreply 2July 16, 2020 1:23 AM

Well at least it wouldn’t be as dark of a time line as we’re in now.

by Anonymousreply 3July 16, 2020 1:26 AM

Instead of #BeBest we could have had #MakeMeBeautifulDuet.

by Anonymousreply 4July 16, 2020 1:45 AM

R4 LMAO

by Anonymousreply 5July 16, 2020 1:47 AM

I am Sugar Pie and I left a big shit on the gold gilded floor that Donald promptly stepped in....

by Anonymousreply 6July 16, 2020 1:52 AM

Have we ever seen Anna Nicole's pussy?

by Anonymousreply 7July 16, 2020 2:01 AM

No! Cannot have hoor in big white house.

by Anonymousreply 8July 16, 2020 2:13 AM

Instead of Kellyanne Conway we would have Bobby Trendy as counselor to the president.

by Anonymousreply 9July 16, 2020 2:18 AM

Trump would be a lot fatter.

by Anonymousreply 10July 16, 2020 2:20 AM

She has the tits necessary...

by Anonymousreply 11July 16, 2020 2:23 AM
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