Imagine post-Marla Maples, Golddigger Anna Nicole set her sights on Trump and they were married. His no drinking, no drugs alleged attitude kept her clean & alive. Fast forward to 2020, Anna Nicole Smith-Trump is the First Lady of the United States.
Let’s Be the USA if Trump had married Anna Nicole
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 16, 2020 2:23 AM |
She wasn’t a big enough cunt, and didn’t look and sound like an Eastern European whore
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 16, 2020 1:19 AM |
Well at least it wouldn’t be as dark of a time line as we’re in now.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 16, 2020 1:26 AM |
Instead of #BeBest we could have had #MakeMeBeautifulDuet.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 16, 2020 1:45 AM |
R4 LMAO
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 16, 2020 1:47 AM |
I am Sugar Pie and I left a big shit on the gold gilded floor that Donald promptly stepped in....
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 16, 2020 1:52 AM |
Have we ever seen Anna Nicole's pussy?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 16, 2020 2:01 AM |
No! Cannot have hoor in big white house.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 16, 2020 2:13 AM |
Instead of Kellyanne Conway we would have Bobby Trendy as counselor to the president.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 16, 2020 2:18 AM |
Trump would be a lot fatter.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 16, 2020 2:20 AM |
She has the tits necessary...
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 16, 2020 2:23 AM |