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Glamorous Girls with Teeny Titties

Inspired by the "They Used Their Breasts as Lethal Weapons" thread.

Which classic screen greats and glamorous socialites of yesteryear were...not so stacked?

by Anonymousreply 64July 31, 2020 4:03 AM

Audrey Hepburn

by Anonymousreply 1July 15, 2020 9:42 PM

Julie Andrews's boobies in SOB

by Anonymousreply 2July 15, 2020 9:44 PM

Helen Hunt

by Anonymousreply 3July 15, 2020 9:48 PM

Carole Lombard was not particularly boob-y.

Barbara Stanwyck filled out a role - but not a bra.

There's a reason Lauren Bacall was "The Face".

Lovely ladies, all of them.

by Anonymousreply 4July 15, 2020 9:54 PM

Blanche Devereaux

by Anonymousreply 5July 15, 2020 9:59 PM

All the actresses who ever were cast in "The Rockford Files."

by Anonymousreply 6July 15, 2020 10:03 PM

Natalie Wood

Goldie Hawn

by Anonymousreply 7July 15, 2020 10:06 PM
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by Anonymousreply 8July 15, 2020 10:19 PM

most of them. almost any you could name.

the style of dresses worn, the undergarments, plus "stuffage" made them look like they had breasts, and evened them out into hourglasses. weight fluctuations sometimes did the rest. a lot of them were tiny and thin and fashion standards and styles have nearly always favored the tiny and thin. it is easier to add than to take away, after all.

even most of the ones in the other thread were not huge. the clothing and undergarments just overemphasized their moderate boobage into Grand Boobage.

by Anonymousreply 9July 15, 2020 10:46 PM

Yeah, but the point is that Stanwyck and Bacall never jammed themselves into those types of clothes. The boobs were never the main course. They were a little nosh on the side.

by Anonymousreply 10July 15, 2020 11:01 PM

Vivien Leigh

by Anonymousreply 11July 15, 2020 11:14 PM

Kathleen Turner

by Anonymousreply 12July 15, 2020 11:56 PM

Michelle Pfeiffer, Lauren Hutton, Blondie. A lot of 80’s starlets were lean with small breasts. I think that body type is very feminine. Better than the centaur which is currently in fashion.

by Anonymousreply 13July 16, 2020 12:08 AM

Lupe Velez. We had this in common. A certain gentleman was getting pretty handsy with her one night. Towards the end of the evening he went in for one more squeeze, and Lupe threw her falsies right in that fella’s face! “You can have em!”

by Anonymousreply 14July 16, 2020 12:09 AM

Debra Messing

by Anonymousreply 15July 16, 2020 12:12 AM

Grace Kelly

by Anonymousreply 16July 16, 2020 12:27 AM

Greta Garbo, although I suppose she was slightly before the Golden Era of Tits.

by Anonymousreply 17July 16, 2020 12:42 AM

Sharon Stone, esp. in "Casino," first half of movie. 2nd half, she looked like Carol Brady.

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by Anonymousreply 18July 16, 2020 1:06 AM

Ann Dvorak tic-tac titties.

by Anonymousreply 19July 16, 2020 3:34 AM

It took this long? Karen Ziembs

by Anonymousreply 20July 16, 2020 3:40 AM

Faye Dunaway.

by Anonymousreply 21July 16, 2020 3:48 AM

Linda Darnell? Always hard to believe Kathryn Grayson had big titties.

by Anonymousreply 22July 16, 2020 3:56 AM

Erin Moran

by Anonymousreply 23July 16, 2020 3:56 AM

Jane Wyman

by Anonymousreply 24July 16, 2020 4:02 AM

Catherine Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge.

What she shows is all bra.

by Anonymousreply 25July 16, 2020 5:48 AM

Kate Hudson before her boob job. Not just small but actually flat (like Deb Messing).

by Anonymousreply 26July 16, 2020 6:02 AM

You rang?

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by Anonymousreply 27July 16, 2020 6:10 AM

Victoria Principal

by Anonymousreply 28July 16, 2020 5:38 PM

Recently rewatched Bram Toker’s Dracula. You know, Coppola’s? Winona got some swingers!

by Anonymousreply 29July 16, 2020 5:46 PM

Keira Knightley wins this thread. I remember a picture from some movie she was in, which showed her with just a strip of fabric across her chest and she was flat as a pancake.

Honorable mention is Lucille Ball. Years ago I noticed that she had some kind of corset built into her tops, that gave her a fuller bust on I Love Lucy. At times, you could see the shape of the cups though the outfit and that her own breasts were nowhere near to filling those sewn-in appliances. She must have been really flat to have to resort to such "costume magic".

by Anonymousreply 30July 16, 2020 5:58 PM

Mia Farrow

by Anonymousreply 31July 16, 2020 6:03 PM

Liza

by Anonymousreply 32July 16, 2020 6:11 PM

Blossom

by Anonymousreply 33July 16, 2020 6:12 PM

Joan Crawford, before her 50s (and horrendous) plastic surgery, for Torch Song. That's when her scary face started. She also got boobs. She had practically none in the 30s.

by Anonymousreply 34July 16, 2020 6:15 PM

Women who were considered hot and glamorous didn’t need or resort to fake tits in the 70s to early ‘80s. Tits don’t mean curvy btw, a woman can have small tits yet be curvy (hourglass shape/ chest-waist-hips ratio).

I had an older female friend who was just like that. She was a high fashion model who posed for the likes of Helmut Newton back in her day. She was flat as Keira Knightly, meaning she was pretty flat. Yet she was curvy as fuck but thin at the same time. Oh and she told me stories about her conquests including some very famous rock stars. I think she besides being gorgeous was hella confident in her body, it didn’t even occurred to her that she should’ve gotten fake tits. By the time I knew her she was in her early 40s divorced and had 3 kids. But still hot, I remember her rocking 70s style tube top over her flat chest and men of all ages turning their heads to look at her.

by Anonymousreply 35July 16, 2020 6:16 PM

Most above had normal sized breasts. Not small. Audrey, of course, well....

by Anonymousreply 36July 16, 2020 6:17 PM

R12, I would have said Kathleen Turner had a healthy amount of cleavage.

by Anonymousreply 37July 16, 2020 6:18 PM

Mila Jovovich

Claire Danes has zero breast tissue, apparently

by Anonymousreply 38July 16, 2020 6:22 PM

Anna Paquin

by Anonymousreply 39July 16, 2020 6:26 PM

So many fake tits now many don't know what a normal breast looks like any more

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by Anonymousreply 40July 16, 2020 6:44 PM

Mariah Carey was flat chested before getting larger and larger implants. When she first came on the scene she was a skinny, flat chested girl who could sing. The. She went total diva insane including plastic surgeries.

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by Anonymousreply 41July 16, 2020 7:59 PM

Christina Aguilera also small chest before she opted for nasty implants that made her look deformed.

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by Anonymousreply 42July 16, 2020 8:05 PM

Keira Knightley

by Anonymousreply 43July 16, 2020 8:09 PM

Ariana Grande is also pretty small but she says she embraces it

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by Anonymousreply 44July 16, 2020 8:12 PM

Louise Brooks. When she came to New York to be a dancer, she was just a "hick" from Kansas who didn't know how to dress. So she went to a fashionable store with 500 dollars and enlisted "a salesgirl from the Bronx" to tell her what she should buy: "she studied my face, my figure, my movements...she selected for me an evening gown of white crystal bugle beads and and a silver cloth evening coat with a white fox collar. When I came back for my first fitting, an exuberant Italian woman, who, because I had small, firm breasts, slashed by evening gowns almost to the navel. My back she left bare. Sitting a restaurant of nightclub table I was a nearly naked sight to behold."

It probably wasn't the best idea for Brooks to wear dresses "slashed to the navel." She had teeny little breasts. Charlie Chaplin, who got a good look at them (they had a two month affair) said she had "breasts like pears" but someone else commented that they were more like "raisins." Although Brooks often wore backless, almost frontless costumes which only emphasized her lack of bosoms. She didn't have a particularly good figure; she was shaped like a pear, with wide hips and plump thighs, and of course those little powderpuffs. She also did nude modeling; photos of her nude plainly show she had quite an imperfect figure and a very luxuriant bush.

by Anonymousreply 45July 16, 2020 8:24 PM

Sandra Bullock

by Anonymousreply 46July 28, 2020 11:15 PM

Lena Horne. Her breasts were practically non-existent.

by Anonymousreply 47July 29, 2020 1:18 AM

Hey ladies, is a woman’s self worth tied to her breast size in the same way that many a man’s self worth is tied to his penis size?

by Anonymousreply 48July 29, 2020 1:57 AM

Was Lena the husband or the wife?

by Anonymousreply 49July 30, 2020 7:30 PM

"Hey ladies, is a woman’s self worth tied to her breast size in the same way that many a man’s self worth is tied to his penis size?"

For some ladies it is, hence the popularity of breast implants.

by Anonymousreply 50July 30, 2020 8:15 PM

Almost any high fashion model. The clothes hang better that way, unless it's a body conscious designer like Thierry Mugler, Azzedine Alaia, or Herve Leger, etc.

by Anonymousreply 51July 30, 2020 8:26 PM

My brother had that famous Farah Fawcett poster on his wall and I used to love to look at it as a tiny lesbian. Her boobs in that photo were small and frankly delightful. Debra Winger’s little boobs in Urban Cowboy were equally enchanting. Julie Andrews made my heart sing when she bared those little beauties in S.O.B.

[quote] Hey ladies, is a woman’s self worth tied to her breast size in the same way that many a man’s self worth is tied to his penis size?

Mine was to some degree and so was my sister’s. I realized later in life that none of that bullshit matters.

by Anonymousreply 52July 30, 2020 8:30 PM

*Farrah

by Anonymousreply 53July 30, 2020 8:32 PM

I don’t want to discuss tiny titties

by Anonymousreply 54July 30, 2020 8:39 PM

Brooke must have been pregnant or nursing when this was taken. I’ve never seen her with a chest to speak of, before.

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by Anonymousreply 55July 30, 2020 8:43 PM

Mariah looks like Jiggly Caliente in the middle photo at R41

by Anonymousreply 56July 30, 2020 8:46 PM

Irene Cara's itty-bitty titties left their mark on [italic]Fame[/italic]

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by Anonymousreply 57July 30, 2020 8:49 PM

Jaclyn Smith has pancake tits

by Anonymousreply 58July 30, 2020 9:02 PM

Before she became a rubbery faced Lucy Ricardo, Lucille Ball was considered a glamour girl I suppose. There's a nude photo of her that shows she has no tits to speak of.

by Anonymousreply 59July 30, 2020 9:28 PM

MEEEEE!! MAHOGANYYYYYYY!!

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by Anonymousreply 60July 30, 2020 9:52 PM

"Hey ladies, is a woman’s self worth tied to her breast size in the same way that many a man’s self worth is tied to his penis size?"

I think that perkiness matters for than size for women, a small high boob is more attractive than a large droopy boob, or a small droopy boob. Big perky boobs aren't common so any gal who has them won the genetic titty lottery, but the big perky boobs never last.

I know this because I'm a nurse, I've seen more naked old or middle-aged people than anyone should. Big boobs always sag eventually, small boobs may stay perky for a lifetime. Or not.

by Anonymousreply 61July 30, 2020 11:39 PM

Charlotte Rampling for the win.

by Anonymousreply 62July 30, 2020 11:44 PM

Duchess Meghan

by Anonymousreply 63July 30, 2020 11:45 PM

Pia Zadora had a modest bustline, and it didn’t stop her from becoming a DL icon.

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by Anonymousreply 64July 31, 2020 4:03 AM
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