Playgirl's least-hung model

I WAS IN THE POOL! I WAS IN THE POOL!

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Was there no fluffer around?

Maybe he was the heir to the Emory Board™ fortune and he was trying to get some free advertising with his filed-down cock?

He's probably a grower.

He is perfection otherwise.

I’ve been fucked by cocks that size before. When fully hard (and that is definitely not), the thickness makes up for any lack of length.

I wouldn’t marry it, but I have bent over for it and gotten off.

[quote]I wouldn’t marry it, but I have bent over for it and gotten off.

I’m going to take a wild guess that you’ve never been married?

Hey, might as well put it all out there for the world to see. Nothing he can do about it, might as well accept it and go with it.

I admire the chutzpah, if not the anatomy.

Such a dainty little dong.

He is incredibly sexy. Damn.

Guys! Have you never heard of growers before? That is clearly not his penis length when erect.He could be 7 inches for all we know.

[QUOTE] I’m going to take a wild guess that you’ve never been married? —And never will be like most picky gays

Is there a reason you’re such a cùnt? I’m going to take a wild guess that you’re average-looking.

Also, if you’ll recall, I was the only one saying that there was nothing wrong with his cock so I’m not exactly a size queen.

I actually have no interest in getting married, it was more of an expression than a statement of fact.

Apparently he appeared in a video? I'd love to see it.

He sorta looks like Jared Kushner, which really creeps me out. Except he's probably hung better than Jared.

There's another Playgirl model, shot on a boat, who is quite small. But he has just the type of dark hair and fit, slim body I like so I forgave him.

How cares, he's gorgeous. OP post your picture when you were this guys age. We're waiting.

[quote] Guys! Have you never heard of growers before? That is clearly not his penis length when erect.He could be 7 inches for all we know.

No way in fuck does that thing grow very much.

Girl no

He's probably a grower to a decent length. He was very pretty. Probably had a great ass.

I wouldn't pass it up.

It says he fluffed for the shoot.

Leo Marentette

He's someone about whom no one will say "I want him inside me, quite deeply."

DLers are always convinced that any small cock is a "grower."

April 1980's Burl Chester - the first Canadian to feature in Playgirl.

Apparently that's actually his real name. He appeared in a news story 4 years later, claiming he was fired from his job for having posed nude.

OP model is perfect, dick and all.

R23 The total bottoms with holes the size of grapefruits are the only ones that care about size.

R24 Damn at his body.

R21 Is he Italian? He must have gotten teased mercilessly growing up.

Aww, how cute!

[quote]DLers are always convinced that any small cock is a "grower."

DLers are also always convinced that most men are at least 7.5 inches because that’s what they see in porn.

R28 All the Italian-Americans I’ve been with had tiny cocks. Don’t know about native Italians.

Terrance Dineen (RIP) is the little pisher I was thinking of earlier.

Italian Americans come from native Italians.

Both Chester and the Italian lad are beautiful. Their cock size is irrelevant.

Charles Emory's cock resembles mine, soft. It may even be a bit bigger in that state than I am. Hard, I'm 7.5" and pretty thick. (measured by others) Some of us are definitely growers! Though I'd trade a couple of inches to have the rest of his body...

5.5'-6" is average, folks. Looking at so much porn gives you a warped sense of reality. Those of us who have sex in the real world, with other people, see nothing wrong with an average cock.

Overlooking the mutilation, his size is average.

I tried looking him up, but no luck.

The average erect dick is 5.1 inches, meaning many guys fall an inch smaller and an inch larger. And many are right smack in the middle at 5, so that's the size of most penises. Forget what you've seen in porn or even those with photos on tumblr. Most guys are average...and not even 6, 7 or unrealistic 8 even if they say they are that big.

Gurl it ain't the size of the boat that counts, its how the boat "navigates the waters" just sayin ........

These tiny penises make me uncomfortable.

Did that particular issue come with a magnifying insert?

He is beautiful. Having a smallish cock would not be a problem for me at all.

I'm gonna fuck his ass, not the other way around.

I had this issue and remember him well. He’d appeared earlier in the “real men” section under his actual name. Later he was in one of those silly Sharpshooter soft core videos called How the West was Naked. He was from Seattle and is around 48 years old now (how time flies).

Is he gay?

[quote]I wouldn’t marry it, but I have bent over for it and gotten off.

What makes you think you're his type, Toots?

Miss R44 sure knows her Playgirls.

I think it's a pleasant package and would be honored for Mr. Emory to place it in my mouth. You size queens on here really don't know what your missing.

Looks YUGE to me!

Don't care about the cock. Only into the hole.

Evidently there's a DVD of his photo shoot.

Poor guy saw some vag and it made his peepee hide.

Can't find the DVD anywhere, but the lone review says he shows full hard in it. That would certainly settle a few bets around here...

It just means I can take the whole thing in my mouth without gagging. That would be nice. Plus, i’ll get to play with his body hair. He’s a looker, too.

What’s not to like?

^ he has a small dick

I'm really liking the guy at R32. Nice, thanks for sharing.

A small dick means a huge heart.

A small dick is a dick. Tastes the same as a big one, but easier on the jaws. Often shoots more, though it's not a given.

It's refreshing to see an average size penis. Real men are average. Now stop mutilating dicks, and I'll be happy.

It used to be that a small dick added a "classy" touch to a nude photograph of a handsome young man. It was a backward looking aesthetic, dating to classical sculpture.

I would say up to the very recent history, men with normal or small cocks never had shame or hesitation to look sexy and handsome nude, in the appropriate circumstances.

For example in my 10 years in locker rooms playing sports at school, I can't remember ever remarking that someone had a tiny dick. I remember a couple really big ones, out of hundreds, because they were rare and exciting.

The internet changed this game - so many people having access to so many men showing large non-erect cocks. People's perceptions and expectations have changed a lot.

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Emory!

R60 gets it right. Believe it or not, porn used to feature men with average-sized penises (that would be "microdicks" to most DLers). Big dicks were always appealing, but they were one nice feature, not the whole story. Everybody liked them, but only size queens - which was mildly pejorative - cared so much that they'd reject an otherwise hot guy because he was averagely hung or have sex with an ugly beast because he had a big dick.

In fact, it was a lot like women's breasts were for straight men. Big ones were admired and desired, but women with smallish breasts had no trouble getting dates if they were otherwise attractive. Only totally flat-chested women really lost out, just like gay men with truly small dicks.

R61 well Goop, Jennifer and Angelina didn't mind Brad's pert little pecker. I thought he looked great, too.

R64, that’s not little. R60 was absolutely correct.

I think the gay male obsession with dick to the exclusion of everything else is fairly new, too. You see it all the time at the Reddit sites with heavy gay male participation - all the damn dick pics. Endless dick pics. It's annoying. I end up spending time at subreddits with a higher female readership because at least some of them require full-body or face shots.

I don't think it was quite so much like this 30 years ago - in my youth, photo spreads generally included maybe one or two close-ups of the dick (and even fewer of the asshole), but that's all most gay men want to see today, it seems.

If the only thing you like looking at is dick and asshole, all I can say is that you're missing out on a lot of erotic and aesthetic pleasure.

I think he’s very hot. I would spend hours on them.

R64 and R60 is the same person - me! When Brad's pap shot dick pic came out people said it was little. I thought he and his dick looked very cute and sleek.

So many shallow (and alone) people on this thread. I hope none of you ever complained about being made fun of for being gay.

Most importantly, how do we find this guy NOW? We must know what he looks like today.

Aw, who's got a baby penis? Who's got a widdle baby penis? Yes, that's right. You do!

"Evidently there's a DVD of his photo shoot."

Is the running time short?

Good one, R72. Help me out. The run time is 53 minutes. How can I say that?

It's 5.3? It was longer when first released, but it's been trimmed? It's short, but beautiful?

Say what you will about Charles Emory, but I certainly wouldn’t crawl over HIM to get to YOU.

Meanwhile, somebody find this guy. C'mon DL sleuths.

I like some cute little cocks.

"5.5'-6" is average, folks. Looking at so much porn gives you a warped sense of reality."

Correct. Plus this magazine was meant to appeal to women, not gay men. Contrary to straight (and gay too it seems) male fantasy, size means very little to women.

How does he rank on the Montgomery Clift-Princess Tinymeat scale?

I'm not so sure about that.

She's quite the pussyhound!

Still, he was hot.

other than the cut dick, he looks European not so American somehow.

My god, he had an ass on him!

My god, he had an ass on him!

And you believe the text captioning the nudes in Playgirl???

I guess the 'she' didn't give it away.

R84 Born to be a bottom.

I was so happy about seeing nude men in Playgirl in the 1970s I didn't even take note of dick size. I was more into bushes anyway, that's what I really noticed.

Did anyone figure out what he's up to these days -And whether or not he's really straight?