What is/are a phrase/phrases you have never uttered in your life that other people keep repeating?
I have never uttered:
1. I can't wait until summer gets here.
2. I want to get in her pants so badly.
What say you?
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What is/are a phrase/phrases you have never uttered in your life that other people keep repeating?
I have never uttered:
1. I can't wait until summer gets here.
2. I want to get in her pants so badly.
What say you?
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The w word that ends in -oke.
Let's unpack this thing.
No, really, I prefer small dicks.
"We're No. 1!"
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 12, 2020 7:19 PM |
Sir, I am not that kind of lady!
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by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 12, 2020 8:49 PM |
I don't mind if you fart in my face, Dad.
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I’m poor
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I love Monday
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I’m so excited for 2020
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by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 13, 2020 2:25 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 13, 2020 5:10 PM |
I'm living my truth!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 13, 2020 5:19 PM |
I’m living my best life right now!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 13, 2020 5:22 PM |
I just shaved my snatch
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 13, 2020 5:23 PM |
Follow that cab!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 13, 2020 5:24 PM |
You do you!
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Please don't touch my dick, Sir.
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Let me get this round
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by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 13, 2020 6:09 PM |
Is it in?
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Just leave the money on the dresser.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 13, 2020 6:31 PM |
Corn? When did I eat corn?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 13, 2020 6:32 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 13, 2020 6:34 PM |
Make love to me, darling, please!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 13, 2020 6:37 PM |
Can we get separate checks?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 13, 2020 6:42 PM |
I'm full!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 13, 2020 7:14 PM |
I just love what you're wearing.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 13, 2020 7:33 PM |
“I want to be a father!”
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 13, 2020 7:34 PM |
I demand to speak to your manager!
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“And that little girl was me.”
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 13, 2020 8:35 PM |
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That cock is just too big!
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 13, 2020 10:11 PM |
Asian men are sexy.
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by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 14, 2020 2:17 AM |
I’ve definitely said “Asian men are sexy...” More than once!
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So old.
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by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 14, 2020 3:00 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 54 | August 21, 2020 7:57 AM |
My Nanny, fathers mother, spoke often of “sitting on the davenport” a phrase I have never uttered.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | August 21, 2020 7:59 AM |
Pull yourself together, man! *SLAP*
by Anonymous | reply 56 | August 21, 2020 8:11 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 57 | August 21, 2020 8:20 AM |
Do anything you want to me
by Anonymous | reply 58 | August 21, 2020 8:27 AM |
“Oh. Men are so rough!”
by Anonymous | reply 59 | August 21, 2020 8:31 AM |
No, thanks. I’m full.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | August 21, 2020 8:36 AM |
“Oh, goodie! F O O T B A L L!”
by Anonymous | reply 61 | August 21, 2020 10:27 AM |
I have sufficient.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | August 21, 2020 5:54 PM |
Get your hand off my dick.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | August 22, 2020 12:53 AM |
My pussy doesn't stink.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | August 22, 2020 12:59 AM |
Tell me about yourself
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