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Phrase(s) you've never uttered

What is/are a phrase/phrases you have never uttered in your life that other people keep repeating?

I have never uttered:

1. I can't wait until summer gets here.

2. I want to get in her pants so badly.

What say you?

by Anonymousreply 65August 22, 2020 1:04 AM

I’m on a budget.

by Anonymousreply 1July 12, 2020 7:15 PM

No need to pay. You can touch for free.

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by Anonymousreply 2July 12, 2020 7:17 PM

TIG OLE BITTIES!

by Anonymousreply 3July 12, 2020 7:18 PM

The w word that ends in -oke.

Let's unpack this thing.

No, really, I prefer small dicks.

"We're No. 1!"

by Anonymousreply 4July 12, 2020 7:19 PM

Sir, I am not that kind of lady!

by Anonymousreply 5July 12, 2020 7:22 PM

Tailgatting's fun!

by Anonymousreply 6July 12, 2020 7:23 PM

My poosie doesn't stink.

by Anonymousreply 7July 12, 2020 7:41 PM

Tennis, anyone?

by Anonymousreply 8July 12, 2020 8:17 PM

The Calla Lillies are in bloom again.

by Anonymousreply 9July 12, 2020 8:20 PM

Is that gluten free?

Is that vegan?

Is that keto friendly?

by Anonymousreply 10July 12, 2020 8:24 PM

No dessert for me, thanks.

by Anonymousreply 11July 12, 2020 8:26 PM

I find women very attractive, specially their vagio, err, vageani, ahem, vageniana.

by Anonymousreply 12July 12, 2020 8:49 PM

I don't mind if you fart in my face, Dad.

by Anonymousreply 13July 12, 2020 8:51 PM

I’m poor

by Anonymousreply 14July 13, 2020 2:11 AM

I love Monday

by Anonymousreply 15July 13, 2020 2:23 AM

I’m so excited for 2020

by Anonymousreply 16July 13, 2020 2:24 AM

Sorry, your dick is entirely too big for me.

by Anonymousreply 17July 13, 2020 2:25 AM

I've never, ever uttered, "Please, make love to me!", my words are more like, "C'mon and fuck my brains out!"

by Anonymousreply 18July 13, 2020 2:29 AM

Oh good, there's a new trans thread on DL

by Anonymousreply 19July 13, 2020 2:30 AM

So good to see Erna again!

by Anonymousreply 20July 13, 2020 2:30 AM

I'm going to let my boyfriend circumcise me at home.

by Anonymousreply 21July 13, 2020 2:44 AM

There are never enough TikTok threads on DL!

by Anonymousreply 22July 13, 2020 2:32 PM

Thank you sir, may I have another?

by Anonymousreply 23July 13, 2020 5:10 PM

I'm living my truth!

by Anonymousreply 24July 13, 2020 5:19 PM

I’m living my best life right now!

by Anonymousreply 25July 13, 2020 5:22 PM

I just shaved my snatch

by Anonymousreply 26July 13, 2020 5:23 PM

Follow that cab!

by Anonymousreply 27July 13, 2020 5:24 PM

You do you!

by Anonymousreply 28July 13, 2020 5:36 PM

Please don't touch my dick, Sir.

by Anonymousreply 29July 13, 2020 5:37 PM

Let me get this round

by Anonymousreply 30July 13, 2020 6:01 PM

Wow, everyone needs to know about this random Instagram thot simply because they’re hot!

by Anonymousreply 31July 13, 2020 6:09 PM

Is it in?

by Anonymousreply 32July 13, 2020 6:22 PM

Just leave the money on the dresser.

by Anonymousreply 33July 13, 2020 6:31 PM

Corn? When did I eat corn?

by Anonymousreply 34July 13, 2020 6:32 PM

Moo. Mooo! Mooooo!

by Anonymousreply 35July 13, 2020 6:34 PM

Make love to me, darling, please!

by Anonymousreply 36July 13, 2020 6:37 PM

Can we get separate checks?

by Anonymousreply 37July 13, 2020 6:42 PM

I'm full!

by Anonymousreply 38July 13, 2020 7:14 PM

I just love what you're wearing.

by Anonymousreply 39July 13, 2020 7:33 PM

“I want to be a father!”

by Anonymousreply 40July 13, 2020 7:34 PM

I demand to speak to your manager!

by Anonymousreply 41July 13, 2020 8:06 PM

Don't forget to click and subscribe to this channel, and hit that bell button down there.

by Anonymousreply 42July 13, 2020 8:10 PM

“And that little girl was me.”

by Anonymousreply 43July 13, 2020 8:35 PM

Oh yay! A pitbull at the dog park, this will really make my trip with my small dog even more enjoyable!

by Anonymousreply 44July 13, 2020 9:10 PM

Netflix selection is amazing and high quality.

by Anonymousreply 45July 13, 2020 9:13 PM

That cock is just too big!

by Anonymousreply 46July 13, 2020 10:11 PM

Asian men are sexy.

by Anonymousreply 47July 13, 2020 10:23 PM

“Seeing Patti Smith performing live in concert gave me an erection harder than diamond.”

by Anonymousreply 48July 14, 2020 2:17 AM

I’ve definitely said “Asian men are sexy...” More than once!

by Anonymousreply 49July 14, 2020 2:31 AM

Oh my god you guys !!

by Anonymousreply 50July 14, 2020 2:40 AM

So old.

by Anonymousreply 51July 14, 2020 2:44 AM

I just love that 70s style bush.

by Anonymousreply 52July 14, 2020 3:00 AM

"Then I can't wait to show you my dick, R52. you're going to love it!"

by Anonymousreply 53July 14, 2020 6:14 AM

Anything about feeling blessed or spilling tea

by Anonymousreply 54August 21, 2020 7:57 AM

My Nanny, fathers mother, spoke often of “sitting on the davenport” a phrase I have never uttered.

by Anonymousreply 55August 21, 2020 7:59 AM

Pull yourself together, man! *SLAP*

by Anonymousreply 56August 21, 2020 8:11 AM

I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

by Anonymousreply 57August 21, 2020 8:20 AM

Do anything you want to me

by Anonymousreply 58August 21, 2020 8:27 AM

“Oh. Men are so rough!”

by Anonymousreply 59August 21, 2020 8:31 AM

No, thanks. I’m full.

by Anonymousreply 60August 21, 2020 8:36 AM

“Oh, goodie! F O O T B A L L!”

by Anonymousreply 61August 21, 2020 10:27 AM

I have sufficient.

by Anonymousreply 62August 21, 2020 5:54 PM

Get your hand off my dick.

by Anonymousreply 63August 22, 2020 12:53 AM

My pussy doesn't stink.

by Anonymousreply 64August 22, 2020 12:59 AM

Tell me about yourself

by Anonymousreply 65August 22, 2020 1:04 AM
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