Dina Lohan ENGAGED! To a Man She's NEVER Met!

Stupid, stupid and stupid.

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He's leaving her!

[quote] “She doesn’t want me to go, but I need her to live a healthy life,” Nadler told us. “It really comes down to that. I want a healthy, solid woman as a wife.”

That's pretty cold.

If these two crazy kids can’t make it ....

“If she can get us down the court and slam dunk health and positivity, me and Dina can have a nice life together.”

She’s met her intellectual equal.

She’s still a drunk?

Does their hair have to be that long and scraggly? They both look like drowned rats.

Apple and Tree. Sad and embarrassing.

Dina and Michael's kids all look sad and empty. Catholic guilt. Ali and Dakota are models now and look better than Lindsay

Will Kohl's refund the price of the engagement ring or will they issue a store credit?

Can you imagine that reception? Senor Frog's at Spring Break would be more refined.

Lindsay's career is over. She was never that amazing as an actress though she had a lot of potential to grow and gave solid performances as a child and teen. She ruined her chances and she had so many chances at that. Her siblings at least seem more down to earth but likely just as fucked up. Her brother looks so depressed and her sister had an eating disorder. Dina is a narcissistic mother who tried to live vicariously through her kids and their dad is a loser who despite being a stock broker has financial issues.

^^^ anyone can be a stockbroker - its like being a real estate agent

He mailed her the engagement ring? Oh boy..

Something is fishy about why they never met in five years. The guy lives in California, not on the banks of the Amazon.

Hilary Duff may not be that talented but she got the last laugh over Lindsay. Dina Lohan wanted to be Tina Knowles or Kris Jenner and have a family of stars and be a star herself but she just didn't have it

"anyone can be a stockbroker."

See "The Wolf of Wall Street" for verificata!!!!

[quote] See "The Wolf of Wall Street" for verificata!!!!

That's not how "verificata" is used. Please stop. Really.

“Does their hair have to be that long and scraggly? They both look like drowned rats.”

That's why their hair is so big. It's full of secrets.

R14 yeah I sailed through the Series 7 & 66 exams. They were a fucking joke. So was the “job” which I quit after 2 months.

Lindsay and her cute brother

[quote]Hilary Duff may not be that talented but she got the last laugh over Lindsay

Only as she cuts ahead of Lindsay in the drive thru line at Taco Bell.

Trust and believe, some pathetic I Got Catfished documentary will come out about this ridiculous couple.

I know we are supposed to stick with our family and all but if I had a cuckoo mother like Dina, I would cut all contact with her (or minimize it at best) and run for the hills. But she would probably find me with a private investigator.

[Quote] Her siblings at least seem more down to earth but likely just as fucked up.

Likely? Ali is a prostitute.

[Quote] Hilary Duff may not be that talented but she got the last laugh over Lindsay.

She had her coke/anorexia phase. Difference is her family actually gives a fuck.

So Lindsay and Ali are both high-end escorts. Sad. I hate parents who make their kids become the breadwinners. Lindsay was likely supporting her whole family as a child actress. Her dad wasn't active in their lives and Dina is a single mom. And once Lindsay's career was halted due to her drug problems. I bet Dina tried to make Ali and Cody stars because she was too lazy herself to actually start working. All of her kids seem to worship her too from their IG pages. Totally narc mother.

Hilary Duff came from a boring yet stable middle-class Texas family. Her dad was a business owner. Her parents invested her money early on and she never had to work after Lizzie McGuire ended. So Hilary's post-Lizzie film and music career was completely voluntary. Her mother actually looked out for her too. There was supposed to be a Lizzie sequel set in high school but Disney refused to raise Hilary's salary which pissed off her mother. Disney is notorious for overworking their stars, they wanted Raven to do That's So Raven, release solo albums, do a Cheetah Girls TV show and tour with the Cheetah Girls.

The only problematic thing about Hilary is being a Republican.

I guess Dina didn't listen to this song

[Quote] There was supposed to be a Lizzie sequel set in high school but Disney refused to raise Hilary's salary which pissed off her mother.

I heard a similar deal about Hilary when they were trying to do a reboot. Hilary kept asking for too much money which is why it took so long to get it off the ground.

Lindsay is not a whore, she works hard for every dirham!

Lindsay and Hilary are both pandering to nostalgia nowadays like most former child/teen actors. Lindsay (along with Jonathan Bennett and Rachel McAdams) is always bringing up Mean Girls and wants a sequel. Hilary is still trying to bring back Lizzie McGuire.

[Quote] Lindsay (along with Jonathan Bennett and Rachel McAdams) is always bringing up Mean Girls and wants a sequel.

I can see why Jonathan and LiLo would. But Rachel? Not so much.

Yeah Rachel and Amanda have solid hollywood careers and Lacey has lifetime and hallmark.

You know, Lindsay’s album was not terrible.

Never forget.

Dina really thought she could be Kris Jenner (who is vile, yet brilliant)

"Medley: Don't Move On/Living For The City/Changes," "Very Last Moment In Time," AND "Nobody 'Til You" by Lindsay Lohan are ALL on the April 2005 GapKids In-Store Playlist!

"Working It Out" and "Sweet Sixteen" by Hilary Duff are BOTH on the April 2005 GapKids In-Store Playlist!

R36 Lindsay's albums weren't bad. She had a better voice than Hilary who has a kinda Janet/Ciara whisper voice. Lindsay's vocals are kinda like Miley and Katy, very raspy and pop rockish She just needed more vocal training because her voice had rawness and power to it. She could have devoted her energy into that. She just wasted all of her talent.

Ali is a devout Catholic now. Her IG is now mostly pictures of crosses, saints, cathedrals and Madonnas. Given her crappy her life may be, I can see why religion is her coping mechanism.

R40 so she's given up her dreams of STARDOM?

Baby brother serving Aaron Carter realness.

Not pictured: meth.

Remember on that show Dina was SO desperate to have even 5 seconds of Lindsay on it? But LL kept her distance except for maybe a phone call or two.

People only watched in hopes of Lindsay showing up - but she never did. It was all just Ali's awful "singing career."

Ali was forced into what basically amounts to prostitution in Korea at a very young age, in all likelihood by her parents (Dina was claiming Ali was a "model" there - yeah, right...) I'm not surprised she underwent a 180-degree turn and is super religious now.

R44 I'm just shocked that none of the Lohan spawn have cut Dina off. Between the horrible reality show (R42), bringing a camera crew to visit Blohan in rehab, running to the tabloids for everything, among everything else, you'd think ONE of them would be like...yeah this bitch ain't healthy for me.

R42 Dakota seems like a sweet guy. He looks up to his mother and his oldest sister which was sadly not a good influence on him. Also that picture of Michael and drunk Dina in his slideshow. They are are the stereotypical tragic Irish-Italian Catholic American family.

Lindsay should have gotten serious with Raven because Raven would have made her get her act together. They were "roommates" for a period of time.

R47 Raven said Lindsay spent maybe a week at their apartment

I'm a model

Just gonna sit here casually while my mom and sister make out

R49 He has his dad's eyes and face but his sister's freckles and red hair. He's cute, I'd bone him. His modeling career isn't going anywhere sadly. His family isn't rich enough to buy him one like the Hadids and Baldwins did.

Raven is too womanly for Lindsay. She seems to like skinny waifs like Samantha and Paris.

R51 just lock up your valuables before you invite him over

Is the skinny ginger Lohan twink a rent boy? Surely his modeling career is like Ali's in Korea and Lindsay's Dubai "residency".

Did anyone else ever find Michael Sr. sexy?

He may just be fucked up by being in a dysfunctional family that has been ridiculed by the media since he was a little boy. Also wasn't Lindsay a victim of Weinstein?

R55 NO.

R56 .....

R50 If Lindsay is under 18 in that pic isn't that incestuous sexual abuse?

I had no idea there was an older Lohan brother

R60 He seems the most normal. He and Ali both look Italian while Lindsay and Dakota look Irish.

[quote] Ali is a devout Catholic now. Her IG is now mostly pictures of crosses, saints, cathedrals and Madonnas. Given her crappy her life may be, I can see why religion is her coping mechanism.

Remember, this is Lohan family we're talking about here, so that must be some sort of a scam in the making.

Oh, I already see what that's all about: they're trying to reinvent Ali as a faith-based singer, since her pop music career obviously went nowhere.

Christian music does sell. But Ali's associated with the Lohan family which is fair from clean and wholesome as you can get. But she is a Catholic not a Protestant, so she can just say she repented her sins and should be okay.

Dina Lohan is 57? I would have assumed closer to 75.

Lindsay is only 34 but looks 54.

[quote] Christian music does sell. But Ali's associated with the Lohan family which is fair from clean and wholesome as you can get

And this is exactly why she's posting all those cheesy catholic-themed pics. She's trying to fool people into thinking she's all religious and spiritual now when in reality it's probably Dina posting those photos (while fantasizing about the big bucks Ali's Christian music career is gonna bring in).

Dina should just go on welfare at this point is more steady than making her marginally talented children find work.

And her two younger kids are too dense or brainwashed to realize their mom is a shitty manager because none of them have gotten any clout at all. I mean Ali didn't even get her own TV show like Jamie Lynn Spears did.

Even Haylie Duff got more work than Ali did. Jennifer Tisdale did too. Dina sucks as a manager.

Remember when Lindsay said somewhere how she and her friends call Dina the "white Oprah" since she dispenses such great advice to them? In retrospect, that statement was hilarious.

“Maid of honors”?

Poor Dina hasn’t been the same since Carvel confiscated that black card she took from her daughter.

[Quote] I mean Ali didn't even get her own TV show like Jamie Lynn Spears did.

Probably not a bad thing. She managed to avoid that fat fuck Dan Schneider.

Too bad she's not on Cameo anymore because her videos were pretty funny (unintentionally, that is). This review on her Cameo page made me laugh out loud:

[quote] "She got all the names wrong and left out the name of our friend we made the video for...It was perfect. "

Is Lindsay jealous that Aaron called Hilary the love of his life? He always brings up Hilary at random but never mentions Lindsay. Probably makes Lindsay feel some sort of way.

R75 It would be the highlight of 2020 for me if Aaron and Lindsay got back together and got hitched. Could you imagine the daily trainwrecks?

Both Aaron and Lindsay fucked up their looks with drugs. Lindsay got bad plastic surgery and Aaron is even worse with tattoos. Go to college kids

Aaron and Lindsay could have a double wedding with Dina. Would Carvel provide a cake?

[Quote] Aaron and Lindsay could have a double wedding with Dina.

No 🤢🤢🤢

Aaron looks like Lindsay's gay bff