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Dina Lohan ENGAGED! To a Man She's NEVER Met!

And Lindsay will be her maid of honor. Can she walk down an aisle?

Dina Lohan said she wants daughter Lindsay to be her maid of honor when she walks down the aisle with a man she has yet to meet in person.

During the latest installment of her "Listen to me, The OG MAMA D!" podcast with cohost Chanel Omari, Dina, 57, dished on her engagement to internet boyfriend Jesse Nadler, whom she had a long distant relationship with for almost five years before breaking up in April 2019 and then getting back together a year later.

The nuptials will be quite the family affair as Dina plans to include her daughter, Ali, and sons, Cody and Michael, as well.

"I am going to go off the grid," Dina explained. "Lindsay and Ali are going to be my maid of honors because they’re both angels and both my boys are going to walk me down the aisle together. They've both been there and are such amazing men and so kind to their women. I can't even make it up."

Dina insisted she will come face-to-face with Jesse before she says "I do."

"We will meet way before," she said. "We aren't freaks or weirdos or like blind date whatever those shows are. I know him, he knows me. We have no secrets. I love him for him. That's it. That's what it is."

Although the romance has only been online, Dina said she knows they won't be lacking sparks in the bedroom department.

"Because we were friends first. It wasn't anything deeper," she began. "We became really great friends. I got to know him and what he thinks in his mind. We were best friends. Sex is going to be even better. That's just a given. You just know when you know."

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by Anonymousreply 8010/17/2020

Stupid, stupid and stupid.

by Anonymousreply 107/10/2020

Who will pay for the alcohol?

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by Anonymousreply 207/10/2020

He's leaving her!

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by Anonymousreply 307/17/2020

[quote] “She doesn’t want me to go, but I need her to live a healthy life,” Nadler told us. “It really comes down to that. I want a healthy, solid woman as a wife.”

That's pretty cold.

by Anonymousreply 407/17/2020

If these two crazy kids can’t make it ....

by Anonymousreply 507/17/2020

“If she can get us down the court and slam dunk health and positivity, me and Dina can have a nice life together.”

She’s met her intellectual equal.

by Anonymousreply 607/17/2020

She’s still a drunk?

by Anonymousreply 707/17/2020

Does their hair have to be that long and scraggly? They both look like drowned rats.

by Anonymousreply 807/17/2020

Apple and Tree. Sad and embarrassing.

by Anonymousreply 907/17/2020

Dina and Michael's kids all look sad and empty. Catholic guilt. Ali and Dakota are models now and look better than Lindsay

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by Anonymousreply 1010/11/2020

Will Kohl's refund the price of the engagement ring or will they issue a store credit?

by Anonymousreply 1110/11/2020

Can you imagine that reception? Senor Frog's at Spring Break would be more refined.

by Anonymousreply 1210/11/2020

Lindsay's career is over. She was never that amazing as an actress though she had a lot of potential to grow and gave solid performances as a child and teen. She ruined her chances and she had so many chances at that. Her siblings at least seem more down to earth but likely just as fucked up. Her brother looks so depressed and her sister had an eating disorder. Dina is a narcissistic mother who tried to live vicariously through her kids and their dad is a loser who despite being a stock broker has financial issues.

by Anonymousreply 1310/11/2020

^^^ anyone can be a stockbroker - its like being a real estate agent

by Anonymousreply 1410/11/2020

He mailed her the engagement ring? Oh boy..

by Anonymousreply 1510/11/2020

Something is fishy about why they never met in five years. The guy lives in California, not on the banks of the Amazon.

by Anonymousreply 1610/11/2020

Hilary Duff may not be that talented but she got the last laugh over Lindsay. Dina Lohan wanted to be Tina Knowles or Kris Jenner and have a family of stars and be a star herself but she just didn't have it

by Anonymousreply 1710/11/2020

"anyone can be a stockbroker."

See "The Wolf of Wall Street" for verificata!!!!

by Anonymousreply 1810/11/2020

[quote] See "The Wolf of Wall Street" for verificata!!!!

That's not how "verificata" is used. Please stop. Really.

by Anonymousreply 1910/11/2020

“Does their hair have to be that long and scraggly? They both look like drowned rats.”

That's why their hair is so big. It's full of secrets.

by Anonymousreply 2010/11/2020

R14 yeah I sailed through the Series 7 & 66 exams. They were a fucking joke. So was the “job” which I quit after 2 months.

by Anonymousreply 2110/11/2020

Lindsay and her cute brother

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by Anonymousreply 2210/11/2020

[quote]Hilary Duff may not be that talented but she got the last laugh over Lindsay

Only as she cuts ahead of Lindsay in the drive thru line at Taco Bell.

by Anonymousreply 2310/11/2020

Trust and believe, some pathetic I Got Catfished documentary will come out about this ridiculous couple.

by Anonymousreply 2410/11/2020

I know we are supposed to stick with our family and all but if I had a cuckoo mother like Dina, I would cut all contact with her (or minimize it at best) and run for the hills. But she would probably find me with a private investigator.

by Anonymousreply 2510/11/2020

[Quote] Her siblings at least seem more down to earth but likely just as fucked up.

Likely? Ali is a prostitute.

[Quote] Hilary Duff may not be that talented but she got the last laugh over Lindsay.

She had her coke/anorexia phase. Difference is her family actually gives a fuck.

by Anonymousreply 2610/11/2020

So Lindsay and Ali are both high-end escorts. Sad. I hate parents who make their kids become the breadwinners. Lindsay was likely supporting her whole family as a child actress. Her dad wasn't active in their lives and Dina is a single mom. And once Lindsay's career was halted due to her drug problems. I bet Dina tried to make Ali and Cody stars because she was too lazy herself to actually start working. All of her kids seem to worship her too from their IG pages. Totally narc mother.

by Anonymousreply 2710/12/2020

Hilary Duff came from a boring yet stable middle-class Texas family. Her dad was a business owner. Her parents invested her money early on and she never had to work after Lizzie McGuire ended. So Hilary's post-Lizzie film and music career was completely voluntary. Her mother actually looked out for her too. There was supposed to be a Lizzie sequel set in high school but Disney refused to raise Hilary's salary which pissed off her mother. Disney is notorious for overworking their stars, they wanted Raven to do That's So Raven, release solo albums, do a Cheetah Girls TV show and tour with the Cheetah Girls.

by Anonymousreply 2810/12/2020

The only problematic thing about Hilary is being a Republican.

by Anonymousreply 2910/12/2020

I guess Dina didn't listen to this song

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by Anonymousreply 3010/12/2020

[Quote] There was supposed to be a Lizzie sequel set in high school but Disney refused to raise Hilary's salary which pissed off her mother.

I heard a similar deal about Hilary when they were trying to do a reboot. Hilary kept asking for too much money which is why it took so long to get it off the ground.

by Anonymousreply 3110/12/2020

Lindsay is not a whore, she works hard for every dirham!

by Anonymousreply 3210/13/2020

Lindsay and Hilary are both pandering to nostalgia nowadays like most former child/teen actors. Lindsay (along with Jonathan Bennett and Rachel McAdams) is always bringing up Mean Girls and wants a sequel. Hilary is still trying to bring back Lizzie McGuire.

by Anonymousreply 3310/13/2020

[Quote] Lindsay (along with Jonathan Bennett and Rachel McAdams) is always bringing up Mean Girls and wants a sequel.

I can see why Jonathan and LiLo would. But Rachel? Not so much.

by Anonymousreply 3410/13/2020

Yeah Rachel and Amanda have solid hollywood careers and Lacey has lifetime and hallmark.

by Anonymousreply 3510/13/2020

You know, Lindsay’s album was not terrible.

by Anonymousreply 3610/13/2020

Never forget.

Dina really thought she could be Kris Jenner (who is vile, yet brilliant)

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by Anonymousreply 3710/13/2020

"Medley: Don't Move On/Living For The City/Changes," "Very Last Moment In Time," AND "Nobody 'Til You" by Lindsay Lohan are ALL on the April 2005 GapKids In-Store Playlist!

"Working It Out" and "Sweet Sixteen" by Hilary Duff are BOTH on the April 2005 GapKids In-Store Playlist!

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by Anonymousreply 3810/13/2020

R36 Lindsay's albums weren't bad. She had a better voice than Hilary who has a kinda Janet/Ciara whisper voice. Lindsay's vocals are kinda like Miley and Katy, very raspy and pop rockish She just needed more vocal training because her voice had rawness and power to it. She could have devoted her energy into that. She just wasted all of her talent.

by Anonymousreply 3910/13/2020

Ali is a devout Catholic now. Her IG is now mostly pictures of crosses, saints, cathedrals and Madonnas. Given her crappy her life may be, I can see why religion is her coping mechanism.

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by Anonymousreply 4010/13/2020

R40 so she's given up her dreams of STARDOM?

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by Anonymousreply 4110/13/2020

Baby brother serving Aaron Carter realness.

Not pictured: meth.

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by Anonymousreply 4210/13/2020

Remember on that show Dina was SO desperate to have even 5 seconds of Lindsay on it? But LL kept her distance except for maybe a phone call or two.

People only watched in hopes of Lindsay showing up - but she never did. It was all just Ali's awful "singing career."

by Anonymousreply 4310/13/2020

Ali was forced into what basically amounts to prostitution in Korea at a very young age, in all likelihood by her parents (Dina was claiming Ali was a "model" there - yeah, right...) I'm not surprised she underwent a 180-degree turn and is super religious now.

by Anonymousreply 4410/13/2020

R44 I'm just shocked that none of the Lohan spawn have cut Dina off. Between the horrible reality show (R42), bringing a camera crew to visit Blohan in rehab, running to the tabloids for everything, among everything else, you'd think ONE of them would be like...yeah this bitch ain't healthy for me.

by Anonymousreply 4510/13/2020

R42 Dakota seems like a sweet guy. He looks up to his mother and his oldest sister which was sadly not a good influence on him. Also that picture of Michael and drunk Dina in his slideshow. They are are the stereotypical tragic Irish-Italian Catholic American family.

by Anonymousreply 4610/13/2020

Lindsay should have gotten serious with Raven because Raven would have made her get her act together. They were "roommates" for a period of time.

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by Anonymousreply 4710/13/2020

R47 Raven said Lindsay spent maybe a week at their apartment

by Anonymousreply 4810/13/2020

I'm a model

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by Anonymousreply 4910/13/2020

Just gonna sit here casually while my mom and sister make out

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by Anonymousreply 5010/13/2020

R49 He has his dad's eyes and face but his sister's freckles and red hair. He's cute, I'd bone him. His modeling career isn't going anywhere sadly. His family isn't rich enough to buy him one like the Hadids and Baldwins did.

by Anonymousreply 5110/13/2020

Raven is too womanly for Lindsay. She seems to like skinny waifs like Samantha and Paris.

by Anonymousreply 5210/13/2020

R51 just lock up your valuables before you invite him over

by Anonymousreply 5310/13/2020

Is the skinny ginger Lohan twink a rent boy? Surely his modeling career is like Ali's in Korea and Lindsay's Dubai "residency".

by Anonymousreply 5410/13/2020

Did anyone else ever find Michael Sr. sexy?

by Anonymousreply 5510/13/2020

He may just be fucked up by being in a dysfunctional family that has been ridiculed by the media since he was a little boy. Also wasn't Lindsay a victim of Weinstein?

by Anonymousreply 5610/13/2020

R55 NO.

by Anonymousreply 5710/13/2020

R56 .....

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by Anonymousreply 5810/13/2020

R50 If Lindsay is under 18 in that pic isn't that incestuous sexual abuse?

by Anonymousreply 5910/13/2020

I had no idea there was an older Lohan brother

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by Anonymousreply 6010/13/2020

R60 He seems the most normal. He and Ali both look Italian while Lindsay and Dakota look Irish.

by Anonymousreply 6110/13/2020

[quote] Ali is a devout Catholic now. Her IG is now mostly pictures of crosses, saints, cathedrals and Madonnas. Given her crappy her life may be, I can see why religion is her coping mechanism.

Remember, this is Lohan family we're talking about here, so that must be some sort of a scam in the making.

by Anonymousreply 6210/13/2020

Oh, I already see what that's all about: they're trying to reinvent Ali as a faith-based singer, since her pop music career obviously went nowhere.

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by Anonymousreply 6310/13/2020

Christian music does sell. But Ali's associated with the Lohan family which is fair from clean and wholesome as you can get. But she is a Catholic not a Protestant, so she can just say she repented her sins and should be okay.

by Anonymousreply 6410/13/2020

Dina Lohan is 57? I would have assumed closer to 75.

by Anonymousreply 6510/13/2020

Lindsay is only 34 but looks 54.

by Anonymousreply 6610/13/2020

[quote] Christian music does sell. But Ali's associated with the Lohan family which is fair from clean and wholesome as you can get

And this is exactly why she's posting all those cheesy catholic-themed pics. She's trying to fool people into thinking she's all religious and spiritual now when in reality it's probably Dina posting those photos (while fantasizing about the big bucks Ali's Christian music career is gonna bring in).

by Anonymousreply 6710/13/2020

Dina should just go on welfare at this point is more steady than making her marginally talented children find work.

by Anonymousreply 6810/13/2020

And her two younger kids are too dense or brainwashed to realize their mom is a shitty manager because none of them have gotten any clout at all. I mean Ali didn't even get her own TV show like Jamie Lynn Spears did.

by Anonymousreply 6910/13/2020

Even Haylie Duff got more work than Ali did. Jennifer Tisdale did too. Dina sucks as a manager.

by Anonymousreply 7010/13/2020

Remember when Lindsay said somewhere how she and her friends call Dina the "white Oprah" since she dispenses such great advice to them? In retrospect, that statement was hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 7110/14/2020

“Maid of honors”?

Poor Dina hasn’t been the same since Carvel confiscated that black card she took from her daughter.

by Anonymousreply 7210/14/2020

[Quote] I mean Ali didn't even get her own TV show like Jamie Lynn Spears did.

Probably not a bad thing. She managed to avoid that fat fuck Dan Schneider.

by Anonymousreply 7310/14/2020

Too bad she's not on Cameo anymore because her videos were pretty funny (unintentionally, that is). This review on her Cameo page made me laugh out loud:

[quote] "She got all the names wrong and left out the name of our friend we made the video for...It was perfect. "

by Anonymousreply 7410/14/2020

Is Lindsay jealous that Aaron called Hilary the love of his life? He always brings up Hilary at random but never mentions Lindsay. Probably makes Lindsay feel some sort of way.

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by Anonymousreply 7510/14/2020

R75 It would be the highlight of 2020 for me if Aaron and Lindsay got back together and got hitched. Could you imagine the daily trainwrecks?

by Anonymousreply 7610/14/2020

Both Aaron and Lindsay fucked up their looks with drugs. Lindsay got bad plastic surgery and Aaron is even worse with tattoos. Go to college kids

by Anonymousreply 7710/14/2020

Aaron and Lindsay could have a double wedding with Dina. Would Carvel provide a cake?

by Anonymousreply 7810/15/2020

[Quote] Aaron and Lindsay could have a double wedding with Dina.

No 🤢🤢🤢

by Anonymousreply 7910/15/2020

Aaron looks like Lindsay's gay bff

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