Why do some guys' cum taste sweet while others' salty or bitter?

I would have thought you'd prefer to do your own research on this one...

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How come some guys I suck off have big cocks, and others average cocks? How come some are thick? Why do some people live in France, but others don't? If I scratch my bung hole, sometimes my fingers smell like shit, but other times smell kind of good. Why? Do you know?

One time I became friends with this guy name Bob. And yet, my next friend's name was Karen. Well? Why?

The most attractive guys always have the best tasting cum.

Eating lots of pineapple

Sweet Cum = Diabetics or PreDiabetic

Salty = Bacon Lovers

Some guy’s cum feels very warm in your hole. While others make your hole sting a little. Some guys you do not feel anything at all and you are surprised when they say that they already came.

If pineapple makes your cum taste sweet do Hawaiians all taste good? Who's had our good island folk?

R6 apparently Mangoes and dragon fruit (the red kind) work as well.

Because you're a whore.

I don’t know what you are talking about, every guy I’ve been with has been straight up umami.

WTF is umani

R3 Umpy, is that you?

I may never get the COVID virus because most of the cum I’ve swallowed smell and taste like bleach.

I'd love it if Umpy was back. By now he might be. Mpy

Middle Eastern gays seem to be the most open to talking about this.

Just another reason to hate growing up wasp

What do they say? Taste like baba ganoush?

Broccoli and Bananas make cum taste bad. Just chiming in. Pineapples make sense too though.

Because you touch yourself at night.

Have you spoken to Donald Trump, R15? He's trying to find a way to ingest bleach.

In experience of myself I learned that the sperms of Man with money is sweetest tasting sperms.

R18, you're such a card. 👏🏿

Why does the sun go on shining? Why does the sea rush to shore? Don't they know it's the end of the world?

R13 Unlike when a majority of us were young and studied the senses and learned about the four different taste buds- sweet, sour, salty, bitter, a fifth taste receptor has since been identified on the tongue. It is described as meaty, broth-like or savory in taste. Make of it what you will.

Years ago I read an article that said foods very much determine the taste of cum. Specifically, all I remember was that onions and garlic made it bitter.

r26 As well as asparagus eaters(it's not just piss that's affected)

Knew a guy years ago who claimed he'd always be able to identify his lover's cum in a blind taste test. The lover was a big time salami(the processed meat, not big schlong) eater, and the strong salami flavors(garlic, pepper, aged meat, etc) always showed up in his loads.

R27 How does one participate in those blind taste tests, asking for a friend?

All the cum I've ever smelt/tasted has that gross bleach taste/smell.

what does bleach taste like?

I've never gotten the bleach comparison. Bleach smells like chlorine, I've never encountered cum that smelled or tasted like chlorine.

Does the man go up into the man OP?

There’s a tree on the east coast that blooms in June that smells very much like cum. It does have a cleanish aroma not unlike bleach to me also.

You can buy pills over the counter that will make your cum taste sweet. You have to take them for a couple of weeks to notice the change -And keep taking them. They do work though.

Smoking really makes cum taste bitter -worse than garlic or asparagus. Tropical fruits like pineapple have the best effect.

Damn, I just started eating bananas and onions.

This article has suggestions for sweeter tasting ejaculate.

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1. Sweeten It Up: wheatgrass, cinnamon, lemon, peppermint and parsley all sweeten the taste of your semen. Naturally sugary fruits like pineapple, kiwi fruits, blueberries and plumbs also improve your taste.

2. Celery: it's high in Vitamin C which will help flush out the salty flavour.

3. Cranberries: they actually help balance the pH levels in your semen, making for a better taste.

4. Water: remembering your semen is made up of mostly water, so if you aren't having enough of it (8-10 glasses daily) your semen will not taste good.

I wish I could suck a big cum load out of a hot dick right now

100% diet.

r29 I wonder if it has anything to do with blood pH?

I always wonder about articles like that. Was there actual scientific experimentation?

Eating a lot of meat makes the cum taste bitter apparently.

Meat rots in your body, so it cums out "spoiled."

I eat tons of meat and get complimented on my sweet loads all the time.

Dear Funky Spunk, try - a hint of mint!

You pay extra to hear that, R43.

But the real dilemma is ... is cum vegan?

Someone told me if you eat a lot of North African loads, your own cum will taste like dates and honey. Is this true?

[Quote]Someone told me if you eat a lot of North African loads, your own cum will taste like dates and honey. Is this true?

Absolutely.

[quote]plumbs

Oh dear!

My dad's loads tasted like my mom's titty milk. Is that normal?

R33 As a freshman botanist, I found the other gay in my class on a field trip to an arboretum. We were following our lecturer through the shrubbery when I was distracted by what was the unmistakable smell of cum, and I I tried as inconspicuously as possible to figure out who has recently jacked off in the area, another guy seemed equally puzzled. I remarked to him that someone must have cum in the bushes, and he grinned and said let's check it out. No cum,but a flower but a shrub called Mahonia was the culprit and we both realized the other was especially interested in cum. We wound up becoming friends and fuck buddies. It was in the 80s so was great to have an ally and pal back then.

I've never tasted or swallowed cum

Why do some guys shoot big loads and others dribble out almost nothing?

R52

Tina!

Stop lying, you, little slut.

r54 I am NOT you, mother! And i am NOT one of your FANS!

I find sweet-tasting cum gross - immediately spit it out.

You like it salty?

I found that a steady diet of Bacardi and Diet Pepsi , with a splash of lemon, elicited the most compliments on the taste of my cum. Probably didn't hurt that I also washed my cock in it beforehand.

Must be the sugar from the rum.

Though technically not diet, medicines also affect the taste.