Jesse Metcalfe got FAT

Still a handsome face.

I'd motorboat those moobs in a heartbeat.

Awww he’s a cutie

He never should have left (new) Dallas.

I have good mammaries of when DL used to talk about his implants.

His chest hair is so coarse. Is he mixed?

Still hot, although that chest hair has got to go.

R5, mammaries. Still young and firm and hard. Don’t say I’m too old to make a flick, my agent says I’m still a juicy chick. Peooooople.....you lovely, lovely people, finally you get to see allllll of meeeeeeeee.

[quote] I'd motorboat those moobs in a heartbeat.

I'll take the rest. He's a man now.

He's a good 50 pounds overweight, but still quite handsome.

Is he white?

The way people scribble over themselves with that ink.

[Quote] Is he white?

He identifies as white and fit fat.

[quote] He identifies as white and fit fat.

He does? Link please.

The racists come out at the same time as the the mosquitoes. I know it's just a correlation and not necessarily a causal relationship, but a bloodsucking parasite is a bloodsucking parasite.

STILL hunky as a chunky monkey... I'm more disappointed by his tats. He has such nice flawless skin, they're a distraction to me. I don't always find them to be a deal breaker, I just don't see any need to embellish what he has. It's like gilding the lily, but much worse.

He could be a bit fuzzier, but something is better than nothing.

She's as big as a house!

Is he “a” fat?

He still looks good

[Quote] Is he “a” fat?

When asked to fill in the blank to "sheet," he said "cake."

R10 Really? You think that much? I may be bad at guessing, but he's never been super lean; I think he's just gotten a bit out of shape. If he went down fifty, I don't think he would look well.

Proof that he never had implants.

Getting bearier.

The black socks. Ooph.

Large? Roomy?

I guess it shows the prior dedication.

I'd still pop him in the pooper.

He's not bad. His body was always a bit soft. But save the black socks for your porn debut.

He can pull this off. Most can't, but that face is so beautiful, even with a little extra chunk, he's still sexy.

Daily Mail takes the piss: "Jesse showed off his bulging biceps and his abs as he left his workout session shirtless." "Muscles: Jesse flaunted his beefcake credentials after a sweaty gym session in LA."

I like his body. If he lost 50 lbs he'd look anorexic. He's maybe 30 lbs overweight but I think he looks great.

Honestly, he carries it well. I'd like to see him chunk up some more because I know it'd look good.

Oh, my stars and garters.

I think he looks hot.

I would hop on that in one second!

Best tits in the business.

I like having nice tits in a dress.

I'd use his hairy gelatinous chest as a doormat with my bare feet.

If this is how he looks fat, I just need to google ten years ago to know how I'd look thin.

Thanks, OP!

The tats would be a good distraction from the foreskin.

[quote] I'd use his hairy gelatinous chest as a doormat with my bare feet.

Gelatinous and hairy? Ewwwwww.

Fat? He looks great

I would still do him in a heartbeat

Verificatia of sizemeat?

His titties are rather pedestrian now that the rest of his body matches them.

Jesus Christ that is not fat.

What an absolute waste--From utterly gorgeous to "He still has a nice face."

There are better choices, at any age.

He works on Hallmark crap movies these days and they never show male leads shirtless.

What size waist is he???

38? 40?

That gym is near me, I saw him outside. It’s a very intense gym.

I'd still hit it

He’s still hot as fuck... just a bit more to love!

Jesse is so sexy. Yum.

Jesse is gay, right?

I know he has had beards in the past, but Datalounge was convinced he was gay.

You're acting like he's turned into a Marlon Brando-sized whale. JFC he's just got a few pounds on him. Ridiculous bitches, all of you.

He got fat. Let’s just be honest. Really disappointing.

I see the spell is working

His weight has always fluctuated depending on whether or not he's currently drinking. This is a common dilemma for alcoholics, of which he is one. (Not judging...his struggles with alcohol have been well documented.)

Um .... tell me more about this $50 in hats opportunity....

You whores think anyone who is larger than an Auschwitz victim is fat.

He's chubby but still sexy and I'd still kill to bend him over and get my dick wet. Great example of what many actors look like once they no longer make their looks a 24/7 full time job. Many of us went through periods of looking exceptional and treating food as fuel and nothing more, having an Rx for Adderall, lifting 5 days a week and religiously adhering to cardio all 7. In reality, for most of us - this stops being sustainable if we are not required to be nearly naked for work and subjected to that sort of self-imposed pressure. Sad perhaps..but true. Jesse is still a cutie but by LA standards - he is definitely fat.

I just saw him on some Christmas movie on the Hallmark Channel earlier today, and he looked really good.

Jesse has a very handsome face.

The only weird thing is his jet black hair. It looks unnaturally black. Does he color it?

Bros.

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I don't mind tats. I have a few. But the naked lady on your arm? Dude. And the hair dye is too dark man. I thought he was fit fat fifty. Turns out he's only 41. He can look better.

He's 41 !!!! Not 21 !!!! Clearly, the the pecs weren't fake like everyone thought! I'd still fuck him! He's hot as fuck!

Dude's in his 40s. Of course he's going to have a few pounds and maybe some sag. You're all thinking he should look like he did 15 years ago but nobody's that lucky.

Jesse is OVAH!

He looks good. We've been in a pandemic. Cut him some slack.

DAM HE HOT, LOVE THEM LBS ON HIIM..

Serves him right for fucking up Dallas 2012.

How did he fuck it up?

Hawt

He's still hotter than probably 95% of you lot, leave him alone!

Gorgeous when he was young and still looks good

I think he hotter with the dad bod.....more to love/ kiss and slobber on.

R71 He didn't fuck it up. The ones who fucked it up was the behind the scenes people, especially Cynthia Cidre.

(New) Dallas was fucked from the beginning. So many miscastings and tasteless storylines. Jesse almost married his FIRST COUSIN (Uncle Cliff's daughter) on the show!

R77, agreed re: Cidre. They should've had someone who actually watched the original show.

R78 They weren't blood related though. Christopher was biologically Kristin Shepard and Jeff Faraday's son, the only person on canvas he was biologically related to was Sue Ellen, who was his aunt. I always thought they should have fleshed out their relationship more.

Aw, Jesse has always been a nice Italian boy

Fat and yet still 1000 times more attractive than you'll ever be.

Weird chest hair. Looks like he started to shave it and then changed his mind.

I wouldn't call him fat exactly.

How does he pay his bills? DH ended years ago and I haven’t seen him in anything recently.

He now looks like Carlos Solis. I guess Gabby has a type.

R84 He is the wholesome star of the hit Hallmark series Chesapeake Shores and Hallmark movies such as Christmas Under the Stars.

Staring off his career as a teen sex toy for a married lady translates well to the purity channel as long as he shows dem boobies!

He looks gross now, but that's more a function of his nasty-ass tattoo.

He was so fucking hot a decade ago.

He’s 41. From the neck down, he looks like an average 41 year-old man. If he shaved, he’d look like a prettier-than-average 41 year-old man.

Channeling Carlos Solis

[quote]That gym is near me, I saw him outside.

Of course you saw him outside, it's obvious he hasn't been in a gym in decades.