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Holy Batman!

Photo of viral human-sized bat leaves people ‘horrified’

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by Anonymousreply 44July 9, 2020 4:15 AM

Cute

by Anonymousreply 1July 7, 2020 10:28 AM

Is that a Versace?

by Anonymousreply 2July 7, 2020 10:31 AM

That's photographic trickery.

by Anonymousreply 3July 7, 2020 10:33 AM

I vant to suck your . . . . .

by Anonymousreply 4July 7, 2020 10:33 AM

The giant golden-crowned flying fox was photographed in the Philippines and has since gone viral across social media.

The large fruit-eating bat is native to the Asian archipelago and can have a wingspan up to 1.7m.

by Anonymousreply 5July 7, 2020 10:33 AM

I'd literally shit myself if I saw this creature or anything close to it in real life. I don't even like those little fruit bats & they eat mosquitoes

by Anonymousreply 6July 7, 2020 10:37 AM

Please, that's photoshopped. You think those simple folk would something ominous like a giant bat leave unharmed in such a village setting?

by Anonymousreply 7July 7, 2020 10:37 AM

It's almost like the Internet was invented yesterday!

by Anonymousreply 8July 7, 2020 10:43 AM

R7 it's not Photoshop, dumbass. Forced perspective, aka one of the oldest photographic tricks in the book.

by Anonymousreply 9July 7, 2020 10:46 AM

It's a question of perspective, none of the existent species of bats is as big as it seems the bat on the pic

by Anonymousreply 10July 7, 2020 10:48 AM

It rooks dericious!

by Anonymousreply 11July 7, 2020 10:49 AM

They often grow that large feasting on plump villagers.

by Anonymousreply 12July 7, 2020 10:50 AM

Made in China?

by Anonymousreply 13July 7, 2020 10:50 AM
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by Anonymousreply 14July 7, 2020 10:51 AM

r9. Time will tell who the dumbass really is.

by Anonymousreply 15July 7, 2020 10:52 AM

Grandpa, we talked about all this hanging around the house before...

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by Anonymousreply 16July 7, 2020 10:53 AM

I’d wondered where Giuliani got off to.

by Anonymousreply 17July 7, 2020 10:53 AM

I fucking hate those things!

by Anonymousreply 18July 7, 2020 10:58 AM

See how the wing clashes with the baskets hanging from that beam? There is no forced perspective involved. That's full on photoshop.

by Anonymousreply 19July 7, 2020 10:59 AM

No, it's not photoshop, R19. It's a trick of perspective. The bat is not as large as it appears.

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by Anonymousreply 20July 7, 2020 11:02 AM

Fruitbats and flying foxes eat, amazingly, fruit are fairly large and fly out during the day and sleep at nights. There is occasionally some zoological discussion over whether they and the small, insectivorous night-flying bats may have evolved separately.

by Anonymousreply 21July 7, 2020 11:05 AM

Apparently it's a pic of a giant golden-crowned flying fox.

[quote] But mind you the giant golden-crowned flying fox is not a regular-sized bat. They are one of the biggest bats in the world with a huge wingspan that gives it the ‘human-sized’ appearance.

In other words, the picture was a clever example of a forced perspective, something photographers often use to deceive viewers.

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by Anonymousreply 22July 7, 2020 11:05 AM

R7 We think yikes, get that thing away. The Chinese think mmmm dinner.

by Anonymousreply 23July 7, 2020 11:13 AM

My first thought was corona

by Anonymousreply 24July 7, 2020 11:19 AM

Aww it's so cute.

by Anonymousreply 25July 7, 2020 2:27 PM

Wrap it up, I'll get it to go!

by Anonymousreply 26July 7, 2020 3:28 PM

It’s cute and does not deserve to be vilified. They are important to the food chain and help combat pests. If you leave them alone they leave you alone.

by Anonymousreply 27July 7, 2020 3:35 PM

Has anybody made any suggestions that this is an example of forced perspective?

by Anonymousreply 28July 7, 2020 3:37 PM

I had a bat fly right into my face and neck the other night. Am I going to die?

by Anonymousreply 29July 7, 2020 3:42 PM

Bats are cute and they eat mosquitoes. They nibble fruits and have fuzzy babies. In conclusion, go bats.

by Anonymousreply 30July 7, 2020 3:54 PM

Here's another pic for size.

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by Anonymousreply 31July 7, 2020 4:07 PM

OMG! I'm not afraid of much, but I'd be afraid of that.

by Anonymousreply 32July 7, 2020 4:13 PM

R29, You might want to submit your iPod Playlist right now before it is too late.

by Anonymousreply 33July 7, 2020 5:25 PM

I love the flying Fox bats. They have adorable faces. Like puppy dogs with wings.

by Anonymousreply 34July 7, 2020 5:26 PM

More like Man-Bat

by Anonymousreply 35July 7, 2020 5:35 PM

I hate myself for laughing as hard as I did at r11. It just hit my funny bone.

by Anonymousreply 36July 7, 2020 6:18 PM

Yes r31 is a good pic to show the real size of these bats. They are a good size, but not that big.

by Anonymousreply 37July 7, 2020 6:24 PM
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by Anonymousreply 38July 8, 2020 12:27 PM

I thought it was a man in a leotard and cape sporting a mask from Party City.

by Anonymousreply 39July 8, 2020 4:42 PM

What's on the megabat's iPod:

Batman Theme by Neal Hefti

Batdance, Prince

Bela Lugosi's Dead, Bauhaus

by Anonymousreply 40July 8, 2020 5:27 PM

I live close to a large park in the UK and we get loads of common pipistrelle bats in summer in the garden.

They are tiny, about the size of a large moth, eat loads of flies etc so everybody like them

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by Anonymousreply 41July 8, 2020 5:45 PM

Is he still a private investigator by day?

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by Anonymousreply 42July 8, 2020 5:57 PM

Whatever happened to Bat Boy from the old [italic]Weekly World News[/italic]?

by Anonymousreply 43July 8, 2020 6:12 PM
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by Anonymousreply 44July 9, 2020 4:15 AM
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