Chris Evans is now seeing Lily James of all people

Is his hole furry?

What's odd about being in London?

Until I see a Hollywood couple holding hands and going to functions together. I don't see them as a couple. Too many of them hook up for one nights etc. And they rebound very quickly. And alot of beard contracts out there.

Has anyone seen Lily James and Lily Collins at the same time? I can't tell them apart.

I thought Europe had banned Americans from dragging our corona-infected asses onto their shores.

Seething !!!!!!!

Stop cheating on me Chris!

Actor seeing actress? How is either "of all people"?

Bearding, for sure.

R4 they look nothing alike...

R8 he isn’t gay

He has no upper lip

Should we hate her? Is she Lea Michelle terrible?

She seems nice enough if a bit bland...but, then again, he's hot and bland also.

R11 Lea Michele told a black actress she'd "shit in her wig", I doubt anyone will top that this year.

[Quote] Is she Lea Michelle terrible?

No. Lily kept Madden's secret.

But...but he's GAY!

Damn it..... I ASKED IF HIS HOLE IS FURRY!!!!!!!

Scott Evans' nudes are out there so you can get an answer by proxy

Lily Collins is a minimally-talented nepotism brat. Lily James is not.

This Lily James needs to give her unattractive square jaw back to James Mason.

That square jaw looks sexy on James Mason but very UNsexy on her.

Lily James had Matt Smith's big dick.

Wasn’t she with Richard Madden for a long time?

No. They worked together in Cinderella and on stage in Romeo & Juliet. Never a couple.

I got banned from posting on the Cinderella IMDb boards back when it came out because I felt she was miscast and Madden was prettier as the Prince than she was as Cinderella.

People were upset.

R20 Are you confusing her for Jenna Coleman?

Madden looks weird in Cinderella, like someone tried to pretty up Johnny Depp's Willie Wonka.

Hated that Cinderella movie. Totally miscast. Ugly colors. Wrong headed in every department.

Madden looked weird but not bad

Blanchett was the only good thing about that Cinderella movie

Ugh, Cousin Rose

R25 Beauty and the beast was worse

Everything about Beauty and the Beast was awful! Everyone was miscast.

Richard Madden is a midget. He shouldn't have been cast as Prince Charming.

Lily James was great in War and peace

I have no idea who Lily James is but good for her that she gets to have full access to Chris Evans' beautiful body.

There are only two movies I liked James in, and they are Mamma Mia 2, where I found her charming and lively with a unique energy, and Baby Driver.

Madden was the wrong type. It should have been someone who looked like Shawn Mendes before he hit the gym.

R35 he was too young

What about "someone who looked..." don't you understand, r36?

Lily James will be over soon. She's had a good run but that's how it works in the UK... you get everything for awhile then you try go to come back as Judi Dench.

fuck

^ Keeley Hawes and Sarah Lancaster, posting from the oyster bar at Harvey Nicks, where we got locked in for lock down.

They would have such beautiful children!

Keeley Hawes has never gone away. Nor did Judi Dench. Sarah Lancashire has done very well for herself as well, especially as someone who made their name on a soap opera.

Evans is really not that hot. So bland.

Does Evans wear a rug? Wiglet?

The makeup team had to apply somethinng on Richad’s face and make him look like a wax figure because he looks so old with his deep wrinkles.

R44 he was young back then and he looks better without make up

No one looks better on camera without make up. The problem is that Madden was not soft of face by time he shot Cinderella. If it had been done five years earlier, he might have looked fine.

R46 he looked better in an interview, Cinderella had the weirdest filters

I think he looks off there as well, r47. Dyed dark hair does not suit him. It's the pale, Scottish skin.

I think she's pretty. And I thought she was lovely in The Darkest Hour. They didn't do enough with the character though.

R48 he isn’t Scottish

[Quote] he isn’t Scottish

Who is "he"?

R48 that's true

Whatever Chris Evans did to his eyes is terrible.

And the wiglet is obvious.

Is Claire Foy sucking Matt’s big dick now?

Why is she wearing a coat in July? Also... parties? No masks? Is COVID just completely over in the UK?

(R55) celebrities have an invisible force field that protects them from the virus.

I hated her on Downton. She struggled with her delivery and timing. It also seemed like she never closed her mouth.

BORING! Two basic looking people are "dating". Nothing interesting to see here, folks

[quote] I hated her on Downton. She struggled with her delivery and timing. It also seemed like she never closed her mouth

I found Lily James to be the lowest point in Downton.

I did not like her acting AT ALL. I could not figure out the insufferable character she played. Why did all the other characters/actors defer to her?

I’ve avoided watching anything else with her in it as a result.

And I was heartened to hear that Matt Smith left her and is now with Claire Foy.

I fear his brain is mush.

He is not ageing well.

Do all the Evanses put massive things up their butts like he does?

[quote]Madden looked weird but not bad

I'm too tired to find it but I vaguely remember Madden talking about how Disney tried to hide his bulge with supertight undies. Kinda makes you wonder how big his balls are since the bulge was still quite prominent, at least in the shots I've seen since I haven't seen the movie.

R63, you remember wrong.

They put chemicals in his food to decrease the size of his bulge.

I get a number of those British actresses mixed up. Anyway, I like the one that was in Downton Abbey.

Maggie Smith? Me too.

They should pair Madden with Maggie Smith. They appear to be close in age.

How do people tell Lily James, Lily Collins and that other one apart?

[quote]How do people tell Lily James, Lily Collins and that other one apart?

One has eyebrows as thick as an Amazon forest.

PR relationship. They don't even fit.

[Quote] They don't even fit

Who do you picture as Chris Evans' bed partner?

Why are effeminate men so misogynistic and jealous of women? Dude, it’s not a good look.

[quote] Why is she wearing a coat in July?

The weather’s been pretty crap of late.

He appears uncanny valley plastic surgerized to me- something about him looks off. Like his nose/eyes... shaved off some ethnicity somewhere down the line so his casting agent mommy could get him all the parts.

Maybe her too- squared off nose, square jaw. A modern hormone-made masculine English Rose?

They just seem unnatural and still not quite movie star gorgeous. Really good looking regular folk.

You make them sound well suited.

He's been traveling around. Was spotted in Weho a few weeks ago.

She's a hell of a lot better looking than Jenny Slate. You know that most actors only want to date actors. They want someone on their level. It worked out so well for Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.

[quote] I'm too tired to find it but I vaguely remember Madden talking about how Disney tried to hide his bulge with supertight undies. Kinda makes you wonder how big his balls are since the bulge was still quite prominent, at least in the shots I've seen since I haven't seen the movie.

What I remember was that, during costume fittings (which also lead to taking the first promo shots), he had to put on padded underwear, that would hide his bulge, in front of director Kenneth Branagh.

Amber Heard wasn't on Johnny Depp's level.

[quote]She's a hell of a lot better looking than Jenny Slate.

My basset hound is better looking than that ugly.

Hasn't Evans hit the wall?

R81 if that's a wall, I'd happily hit it.

Lily James is disgusting.

[Quote] There. It needs to be said.

By whom? "Chris Evans' Whores" or whatever his fanbase calls itself?

Oh... When is their film release?

She's "disgusting" now that she's dating their fantasy boyfriend. Meghan Markle and Ana de Armas go through the same things.

Hetero women are weird and obsessive as fuck.

Chris Evans, Bradley Cooper, and a few others who have either Italian or Irish genes sometimes hit this old man wall where they go from hot boy to grizzled coot super fast. Like a beaky, droopy faced look I can't really describe well but I've just started noticing as I'm gracefully entering middle age (35). Maybe weight gain/loss and booze effects it too.

That's so weird that you say that R87. I remember seeing a trailer for that chef movie Cooper was in and all I could think was, "did he always look like that?" His lips are non-existent. He was hotter 15 years ago.

then here he is young

He was a second banana who got lucky.

[quote]Who do you picture as Chris Evans' bed partner?

Chris Pine. With me in the middle, getting it from both ends.

BUT IS CHRIS EVANS HOLE FURRY???

His brother Scott's nudes are online Big dick and a hairy ass, so Chris probably has the same.

WTF R93!!! Have the courtesy to post a pic!

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Some of his insane, delusional stans posted his (private) flight information on LSA. Why do people do this? Are they hideous in real life and have no friends and no prospects? What motivates someone to go to such lengths to stalk a celebrity?

Lol r97 I think you answered your own question.

Some of the Tapatalk gals did the same to Richard Madden back when those threads were allowed here.

[quote] There are only two movies I liked James in, and they are Mamma Mia 2, where I found her charming and lively with a unique energy, and Baby Driver.

Haven’t seen her in either, but watching her in Downton was akin to nails scratching on a chalkboard.

I found her appalling for some reason. The low note in that series.

Thus, have been turned off by anything she turned out in.

Never have seen a Marvel movie. So not a Chris Evan’s person, either.

Perhaps they are well-suited? Or this is a PR thing for their dragging careers?

Lily James looks like Helen of Troy compared Chris's previous fuckhole, Jenny Slate.

Why do I smell some green eyed jelly...

Funny, I can actually see him with a short, mixed race chubby girl lol. This whole Hollywood/model pr booty call thing doesn't even work out. Nothing he dates works out. It's either his taste in women or it's him. And bravo to the person who posted his brother's d*ck pictures lol. To be even more honest he seems to struggle with dating women period. He's handsome but very awkward.

She looks like a nutter.

At least she’s not trashy like Jenny Slate.

[R105] I'd say equally. Wasn't she "snorting" a few weeks ago in the park?

She looks a little trashy. No idea who she is.

Oooh what makes Jenny trashy, R105? I don't disagree, I just like to talk shit and want your take. I've never paid any attention to her because she is bust-Ed!

i dont care for Lily before Cinderella. Smh when i learned that she's starring in it . After i saw the movie, i surprised myself when i ended up liking her. i love her singing voice as well.

It just came out he's not. He stated on Bill Maher he is single in the interview they had last night. So nope! Also, not too long ago she was on instagram live at the house she shares with Matt in their garden. Straight up PR lol!

He used to date Jessica Biel. I feel like anybody is an upgrade from her, talent wise.

Let's not leave out Lily-Rose Depp!

I don't know anybody beats ugly face Jenny slate. It made him even more attractive standing next to her.

Damn I said it in the thread with the chubby guy presenting hole and I will say it again...today's American men have more feminine faces and bodies than any American or European women. The feminine hormones in the food got them. Even my roommate says that when guys under 40 approach her back home, they aren't able to be "real men" half the time.

She's much cuter than he is with his bad hairline and emerging double chin.

Yeah, a chin implant is needed. Dude is hitting 40.

Does he keep the toupee on or off during sex with her? I’m guessing she likes that sweater.

Is Armie jealous of Chris?

Y'all, they're not dating lol. I can't believe you all believe this rumor smh.

If I were in the house I'd be annoyed by these bitches talking about their kids. If you love your kid so much, stay home.

It's as if Datalounge is full of trolls and idiots.

It's gossip. Don't take it personally.

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I LOVED her Cinderella soo lovely

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