Your favorite cocksucker, Nancy Reagan, would turn 99 today!

My lips were made for sucking.

So young.

If that thin frame was able to hold up that large head, it's kind of poetic that she was so good at giving it.

What, no Nancy bobblehead?

She helped ease the boredom on those drives up the coast. First Lady, indeed.

Who? Oh, that cunt.

I read her memoir after she left the White House. She was very conniving and the power behind the throne.

No one talks about it but Nancy died from AIDS-related pneumonia. Highly kept secret.

You say “cocksucker” like it’s a bad thing

Didn’t she claim to have been born in ‘23, not ‘21? In any event, she shares her birthday with George W. Bush,

That evil bitch is NOT my favorite cocksucker. Not by a mile.

She's sucking cocks in hell, and sends her love.

I would shit on her grave if I wouldn't get arrested.

If people didn't get arrested for that, R13, you wouldn't be able to find her grave because it would be buried under a giant mountain of pure shit.

Sorry, Nancy, my manners.

Would you like a cup of tea?

What an ugly cunt she was. Massive fivehead and legs like Margaret from the Dennis the Menace comic strip. I can’t believe that she was even offered a movie contract.

[quote] My lips were made for sucking.

And that's just what they'll do.

One of these days these lips are gonna suck all over you!

I’ve visited her grave. She’s next to Ronnie at his library in Simi Valley.

And you could probably get away with shitting on her grave if you time it well. It’s not very well guarded.

Do they have numerologists in hell? If not she must be pretty bored down there.

[quote] And you could probably get away with shitting on her grave

I'm saving up my poo for the Trump grave. Should I go with fiery Thai food diarrhea or a nice, solidly packed log?

[quote] She’s next to Ronnie at his library in Simi Valley.

Ha! Resting in eternity in Simi Valley is punishment enough.

I'll do a little casket dance.

The library is Repug bullshit, but they did give Ronnie and Nancy a beautiful view for eternity.

Far better than those fascist pig puppets deserve.

Simi valley, home to the racist ass cops who beat Rodney king half to death.

Fuck them!!!!

Did her pussy stink?

She was a first lady out of touch with every day Americans. And those same people think the Trumps actually love them.

No wonder all these years later, their still poor white trash and will die as such. Their white ignorance is killing them and has been for generations.

Not quite, r25, but you’re close.

Simi is where the trial was moved so they could guarantee an acquittal on the cops. It was already famous as the LA suburb that the police retired to.

[quote] Did her pussy stink?

Iz important to wash poosey. First lesson whore must learn.

Was Ronald Reagan sweet and naïve, not knowing or questioning her rep as blowjob queen OR is that why he married her? If the latter, wasn't she the template for Melania? I'd rather think his head was so full of important facts and figures that he just thought of her as a sweet wife and blowjobs were a bonus.

No, R30. Reagan's head was not "...full of important facts and figures...." He was just another ego-maniac with an unimpressive formal education.

He and Nancy were Lord and Lady Macbeth. That's why he married her. Two ambitious cut-throats.

I need more information on his "unimpressive formal education." You mean he wasn't "Harvard"?

So Bar Bush wasn't a BJ queen also?

R33 That's a new one to me. She inherited big money at an early age and I heard she was very demanding of her beaus.

We should all suck a dick on her 100th birthday, just to commemorate the woman and her greatest gift to the world.

Is it her hundredth birthday yet?

[quote]Should I go with fiery Thai food diarrhea or a nice, solidly packed log?

I simply cannot choose.

R34 What big money did Mrs Bush sr inherit? She wasn't a billionaire, I don't even think they ever had $100 million in the bank. From tax filings I've seen from the Bushes when they were in public off. Didn't really seem as though they had a lot of money to begin with. They were pretty much upper middle class in terms of money. Definitely not big money from everything I've read.

The same with the Reagan's. Just financially comfortable.

Did any former first lady enjoy anal?

R38, yes. Laura Bush. She pegged Dubya.

JUST SAY NO

Just Say Nom Nom Nom... sorry my mouth is full of cock

Chasten, eat your heart out!

I could suck a tennis ball through a garden hose!

[quote]Was Ronald Reagan sweet and naïve, not knowing or questioning her rep as blowjob queen OR is that why he married her?

He married her because he knocked her up.

The alzheimer and Reaganomics years started the mess we are in now. Didn't she and Baker run the country for a while?

Ronald Reagan was an asshole. He who deplorables should be mad at. Not Obama.

R37 oh lost sheep, you’re talking about what we let the government see, not the billions we stole & hid!

Fuck you, bitch! I was Ronnie's first!

The bitch always wanted to be moi.

^^ Well she wound up with a brain dead hubby too.

Bitch still owes me $600 for a Tarot reading from 1983, and another $1,200 for the 2013 seance where we channeled the ghost of Gary Coleman.

Amateur.

Who plays Nancy in the biopic?

The Reagan 80s, what a time it was.

Glad the cunt is dead

The Reagans were to host a party in their home on Saturday evening, November 23, 1963.

With the nation in mourning over the assassination of JFK. Nancy and Ronnie never considered cancelling.

A.K.A Vairst Lady 1.0

DL Superstar Dawson will do a 100 Weekend Special Tribute next year!

Reagan started the "welfare queens in Cadillacs" meme. After Nixon and the Southern Strategy, you can draw a straight line from the racism of those days to Trump.

I'm sure Nancy had disdain for the coloreds too.

Well, we are all good at something

r7, I resemble that remark

Reagan was the first Repug puppet president. W was the second.

We are now on the third, since we clearly never learn.

[quote]Did any former first lady enjoy anal?

Lou Hoover and Mamie Eisenhower. Just not with their husbands.

R37 Her family was in publishing. Her father owned McCall's and other 'women's magazines.' Her parents died in an accident when Barbara was young and the fortune fell to her.

^^^I'm referring to R37 question regarding Barbara Bush!

Reagan fucked Piper Laurie. But he married Nancy Davis.

Go figure.

My birthday today, too. And Sylvester Stallone. What a crew to share a birthday with.

I have been to the Reagan library 3 times, but not since Nancy passed. I will have to go soon to pay my respects.

R68, I have some flavored condoms you can leave on Nancy's gravesite -- available for pickup. I'm sure 'Ol Nanc' would appreciate it!

I hope you and Frank are enjoying your blowjobs on a slow boat to hell!

She's no ones favorite cocksucker.

I think that Timothy Chalamet actor should play her in the biopic. He just has to put on a wig. Oscar-bait.

How many cocks did she suck?

LOTS

How tall was she?

SLurp

"She could suck the chrome off a Cadillac"