GOP Sen. Joni Ernst reveals latest awful wig

I seriously think she's trolling the DL.

She "De-Karened" her hair last year, and no other style captures truly her cunty essence.

Looks real to me!

She's in danger of losing her race and she knows it. That interview with her being called on her 2014 tea party bullshit and only being able to repeat stupid talking points will only make her look worse. She's an idiot

Bitch is more OVAH than her hairstyles

Sadly, that’s her real hair.

Still a dogface.

These people are idiots. It's Obama's fault if a whopping 2 people died from Ebola....but 130,000 (and counting) people die from coronavirus, it's fine.

More flattering OP, d'ya think?

this one's so bad I almost think it is real

That’s her own hair. Reminds me of a Giudice gorilla head or something.

Did she borrow Hogan Gidley's ratty Korean wigs?

It's amazing how consistently awful it looks.

Don't forget, she's also a moron.

She's giving Mary Ann Esposito a run for her money.

Don't you dare shit on or in my wig.

She belongs firmly in the Women with Men's Faces thread.

Someone should pour beer on her weave

R18, that would be a waste of beer.

Her surname sounds like an animated exclamation from a Batman-the TV series fight scene.

Joni Ernst Stavro Blofeld

"She" has the face of an East German swimmer from the '80s.

That's her real hair. It's terribly thick.

Imagine what her snatch must be like. OMG!

[quote] Imagine what her snatch must be like. OMG!

That's a big assumption that she has one.

It can't be real. No one's hair is that ugly.

Vidal Sassoon doesn't get to Iowa much these days.

Vidal Baboon looks like he styles her hair more like it...

Pick this article apart, Denizens of DataLounge.

^Somebody should put a bucket over her head. She'd look less homely that way!

Craaaazzzzy

[quote]Imagine what her snatch must be like.

Well, there goes my dinner.

Joni Ernst beaver shot

R32, she wears a bucket on her head, wears bread bags on her feet. I'm afraid to learn what frau household item she sheathes her lady parts in.

[quote]Joni Ernst beaver shot[quote]

Well she needs to go to a better colorist.

Oh Trude, you're dreadful!

R34, my eyes!!

^^^Is that a mongoose?

It’s been done

But what about my plastic bag covered shoes??!

OMG I just looked up her age! She’s only 50?!😧 I was guessing she was like 63 (and not just because of the gray hair).

Aren’t the working class people in her state going to be furious that she let the stimulus benefits lapse? Just to make a point(

IN THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC?

R40, she looks really fucking old. I guess wearing breadbags for shoes prematurely ages one.

I wish she could share some of that thatch with me. Mine’s thinnish.

Buh Bye Joanie. She just attacked her opponents..............wait for it......................dog. HAHAHAHAH Currently trending on Twitter: #IStandWithRingo

I don't usually lol much around here, but lol, you gals, when you type "Joni Ernst wig" in Google this thread is the first result. Can we presume her toast or should we wait some more?

Phony Joni go bye bye!

She looks like some Amish hag who enjoys wearing modesty attire.

Is this a sad attempt at "the Rachel" from Friends, circa 1996?

I think she's tremendous.

Turn on the teevee, y'all. Cuntface Joni is on deck at the hearings, premiering her highlights!!!!

She had trouble with it at first because the sides would lift up every time she passed a fire hydrant.

She’s such a cunt!

She needs to stop washing her wigs in the dishwasher. That is why they look the way they do. Plus she pulls them too far down on her forehead.

Sen. Joni Ernst is one stupid cunt!

I live in Nebraska (outside of Omaha) and we have to suffer through the ad bitz because so many Western Iowans watch our local stations.

I've noticed Theresa Greenfield has a healthy majority of the ad time, along with outside groups against Ernst. The Greenfield ads are usually very positive, and do a great job of showing off rural Iowa. She shows a lot of her supporters on ads and social media. She talks about what she stands for, and why. There's only one of her ads that's directly against Ernst, and it's a rhetoric of how "Washington and special interest groups changed her", and not that she's necessarily a bad person, but just "Isn't for us anymore." The only Ernst ad I've seen attacks Greenfield with false information (and no source for it), and doesn't really say anything about what Ernst has done or will do. Really shows how little she has to show for her "work."

I'm not sure what her "base" thinks if she has one. I do know a lot of the rural farmers depend on Social Security, which she wants to gut. And with Covid, a lot of people are beginning to worry about healthcare. And she had a divorce scandal last year (her husband filed and accused her of infidelity, as she did him). I have yet to see any true "dirt" on Greenfield. This is a race I don't think anyone can really predict the outcome before it's announced.

I'm gonna tell you the tale of the wig that ate its bearer's forehead. Plot spoiler: the bearer lost the 2020 election

I would love for this cunt to get her ass kicked back to whatever pig farm she worked on.