Emails Tell the Inside Story of How the Enquirer Got Jeff Bezos’ Nudes*

He is so ugly I would not want to see them.

Actually, he looks hot at OP's photo. He's (famously) got a great body, and beautifully tailored clothes, and the sunglasses hide his bizarrely mismatched eyes (otherwise he's got very nice features).

The article leaves way more questions than it answers.

Have we made fun of them here? I have no memory of doing so.

Who the hell is that caricature he's with?

Good lord who the fuck would want to see Jeff Bezos naked?

I wouldn't mind.

He was/is ugly but he certainly spent money to get into amazing shape from the neck down.

Rumor is that he's well hung, so out of curiosity, I would want to see, for sure.

He’s a prime example of ugly-hot. Great body and sexy baldness. Not handsome at all

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He looks great for a guy in his late 50's. He may not be classically handsome, but he's not even close to being ugly. In his younger pics he just looks like a typical nerd. Now every time AMZN stock price goes up $100, he gains over $5 BILLION ! While stupid and embarrassing, he's pretty much weathered this nude debacle quite well.

Jeff’s Cock

R10 That photo is funny because he’s wearing a name tag. As if people didn’t know who he is!

He is built and ripped, the face is unfortunate but everything else looks real good.

I’d definitely want to get fucked by him

Fuck him, he has way too much of my money.

Wow, that is a nice big, thick cock.

He's very well muscled, with low bodyfat

I find him hot. I’d be on my knees for the capitalist pig

Without seeing the photos it’s all a bit theoretical and boring

For how much he works out, you'd think he would be more open about flaunting it. But no, it's impossible to find a good shirtless shot of him

Meh. Tryhard.

What happened between picture 1 and picture 2 at R21? She's changed clothes completely and his shirt is suddenly dirty and barely even on.

It looks like he shaves his chest as well as his head.

R23, musta been a quick romp in the Rolls

I find it hot if a guy has a killer body and doesn't try to flaunt it, just me.

R12. Nice that Bezos’ penis is intact.

r26 most people couldn't care less about your bizarre obsession with cut vs. uncut.

At any weight, any fitness level, wearing any outfit , he's always going to be absolutely loathsome.

I doubt very much Jeff Bezos has any problem with full-frontal photos. When you're that rich, what do you have to lose?

Nice nipples in R14. See, it doesn't bother him if we can see his chest through his shirt. Some people here would be appalled.

She looks like Kimberly Guilfoyle Newsom, but I guess most whores kinda look alike.

He has a nice body for an evil corporate overlord.

This is the larger, full resolution version of R14.

He does have nice nipples

Yes, a man who has no issues showing his nipples in the business world probably has no problem with nudity. Personally, on the right guy, seeing areolas under the shirt makes me horny.

Once saw a good-looking young guy walking in the rain wearing a white buttondown, no tee-shirt, on a downtown sidewalk. He probably gave up running for shelter. His areolas were perfect. The buds were erect, so there were thin white rings of air around them. I stood at the office window until he disappeared, then I excused myself to attend to some urgent business in the rest room.