Will he ever cum? The TV Evangelicals have been saying since the 70s that he was gonna cum. The zealots have said he would cum for centuries. Can’t anybody make Jesus cum? Why does he keep edging? It’s time for Jesus to jizz.
If you study the documents you find that Jesus or Yeshua Ben Joseph didn't exist. Christianity is a creation of the Jews and Romans.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 4, 2020 12:44 AM |
If you study the documents you find that Jesus or Yeshua Ben Joseph didn't exist. Christianity is a creation of the Jews and Romans.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 4, 2020 12:44 AM |
All good Christians know that Jesus has erectile disfunction.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 4, 2020 12:47 AM |
Yes Jesus cum. I make cum with hand. I like Jesus very much. Most nicest of all donkey in Tijuana. Very gentle to me. Not like bad donkey which is called Alberto. He is very bad donkey.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 4, 2020 12:53 AM |
Try sticking a finger up his ass. Always works for me.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 4, 2020 1:03 AM |