Describe the first time you masturbated while fantasizing about a man

We saw everything.

Ha ha no thank god the old ladies didn’t catch me cumming like a fire hose. But you know how you are when you’re that sexually excited — you’re just not thinking of consequences.

[quote] I still remember how unbearably sensitive it was in my underwear when I walked back into the living room.

What was sensitive?

I forgot to sign at R4.

Seriously, no one else remembers?

It's kind of a personal topic.

IWhen I was in elementary school in the '70s, I loved trashy movie magazines like Photoplay and Modern Screen, and Frederick's of Hollywood used to run trashy illustrated ads in the back. (There were also those drawings of women wearing wigs that the Stones spoofed on the cover of [italic]Some Girls.[/italic] Frederick's featured drawings of women in leopard-print hooker outfits, in crotchless pantyhose showing their butts (no bush), and push-up bras that exposed their nipples.

Occasionally they had drawings of men in thongs and G-strings showing off their asses. (Think Tom of Finland drawings of the International Male/Undergear catalog if they'd had it in the '70s.) There was one of a Burt Reynolds–looking, thong-wearing daddy with a ginormous bubble butt that I jerked it to when I was in fifth or sixth grade.

The kitchen, OP?! Right in front of my salad?

IIRC the first time I masturbated to the point of cumming I thought about my friend who showed me how to do it. A few days before my first ejaculation we were playing around and he stroked my cock but not enough for me to cum. I too remember how sensitive my cock became after I shot my load the first time. After that I was held hostage by my cock and it required constant attention.

I was 14 and my best friend lent me a pornographic novel called, if I remember correctly, The Deviant Generation. One story about gay guys was so graphic that I ejaculated spontaneously! I swear. Years later, this friend and I cane out to each other and he told me his uncle gave him the novel. I’d met the uncle a few times and he was good-looking and never married, had a gay vibe I realized later. It would be fun to find that book!

I was 12 or 13 and I watching Batman Begins. I started masturbating to Cillian Murphy. I don’t know why.

Fascinating, R12. I find him very attractive. Why him and not, say, Christian Bale?

I was twelve. His name was Palo. We were both in the Legislative Youth Program. He was a few years older than I: very cute, dark curly hair, dreamy eyes.

You DIDN'T CUM IN MY BACON GREASE CAN , DID YOU , YOU SICK LITTLE PERV ?

Another thinly veiled pedo thread. NAMBL4 ALERT!!!!

I wish I’d actually thought of that, r15!

I was thinking about my friend who had taught me what 'jerking off' meant. I was, I think, about 8.

One of the earlier "Real Sex" shows on HBO. It was probably around 1992-93. There was a segment about male exotic dancers. There's a whole scene of them oiling themselves up in the dressing room and you saw full frontal for a split second. I paused it and jerked off to that. I had a vcr in my room so I used to tape them and label them as something else so my parents wouldn't get suspicious. I believe I labeled the VHS tape with all the Real Sex episodes as "Nightmare on Elm St 3 and 4", something my parents would never watch.

I wondered why my the chili cum carne tasted extra rich.

R12, what’s your type, and does Cillian still fit it?