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Bruce Jenner - CANCELLED!

Google "Bruce Jenner" and you won't find anything.

Bruce is dead.

Long live Caitlyn Jenner!

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by Anonymousreply 29October 18, 2020 9:02 PM

I can't believe Wikipedia dead named him.

by Anonymousreply 1July 2, 2020 7:02 PM

Can we take all of his medals back?

You know, since he doesn't exist.

by Anonymousreply 2July 2, 2020 7:04 PM

Did he ever cancel his dick or is it still attached?

by Anonymousreply 3July 2, 2020 7:06 PM

Bruce will never give up his dick.

"Caitlyn" likes it too much.

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by Anonymousreply 4July 2, 2020 7:08 PM

It’s gone. Kept in a little box by Kris’s bedside. Brought out on special family occasions for laughs.

by Anonymousreply 5July 2, 2020 7:08 PM

it's funny though - all the 'also searched for' athletes are men. oops!

by Anonymousreply 6July 2, 2020 7:11 PM

Bruce will always be with us . . .

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by Anonymousreply 7July 2, 2020 7:11 PM

more Bruce:

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by Anonymousreply 8July 2, 2020 7:12 PM

We'll always have Bruce in daisy dukes with Guttenberg, The Village People and Oscar nominee Baby Spice doppelgänger Valerie Perine!

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by Anonymousreply 9July 2, 2020 7:14 PM

Um, excuse me, R9, but I'm more than just a Baby Spice lookalike. I was also a bad girl-turned-good in a movie once!

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by Anonymousreply 10July 2, 2020 7:36 PM

"Let the name Bruce Jenner, be stricken from all monuments and buildings. So let it be written. So let it be done."

by Anonymousreply 11July 3, 2020 11:46 AM

Are they going to recall all the videos of Can't Stop The Music and replace Bruce with a CGI Caitlyn?

by Anonymousreply 12July 3, 2020 12:48 PM

I think 5 minutes of CGI would exceed the original budget for Can't Stop The Music. Have you seen the film?

by Anonymousreply 13July 3, 2020 6:22 PM

Detestable tranny

by Anonymousreply 14July 3, 2020 6:23 PM

Not this site.

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by Anonymousreply 15July 4, 2020 6:50 AM

Saw him earlier today in Murder She Wrote. Apart from being unable to act, he was quite feminine in his appearance and eye movement. In face his inner bitch was on dudlpyforcall the world to see. Not in the least bit masculine.

by Anonymousreply 16October 18, 2020 2:37 AM

Caitlyn was always here. She was just hiding behind Bruce's balls.

by Anonymousreply 17October 18, 2020 2:39 AM

Uh, OP, it does.

by Anonymousreply 18October 18, 2020 2:39 AM

When will Kris make him change back? She'll need a headline and attention eventually.

by Anonymousreply 19October 18, 2020 2:41 AM

Wait. Caitlin isn't dead?

by Anonymousreply 20October 18, 2020 2:58 AM

What is OP talking about? I Googled Bruce Jenner and it comes up. And the Wiki page linked says "Caitlyn Marie Jenner (born William Bruce Jenner; October 28, 1949)".

by Anonymousreply 21October 18, 2020 3:12 AM

OP is an idiot. Tons of Bruce Jenner Olympics stuff on the google machine.

by Anonymousreply 22October 18, 2020 5:53 PM

I was deadnaming Bruce before it was cool.

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by Anonymousreply 23October 18, 2020 7:11 PM

I'm just trying to picture Kaitlyn 10 years from now, and the picture in my mind is not a pretty one.

by Anonymousreply 24October 18, 2020 7:18 PM

Bruce was gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 25October 18, 2020 7:33 PM

RIP, Bruce, such a waste of a nice hunk of man :(

I used to jerk-off to your Wheaties boxes

by Anonymousreply 26October 18, 2020 8:20 PM

Bruce Jenner is a man living his life as a woman. That's the truth!

That's all it really is.

by Anonymousreply 27October 18, 2020 8:35 PM

Living his life as what he believes is a womans life.

by Anonymousreply 28October 18, 2020 8:36 PM

After my 2015 hit single topped the charts, shit got expunged.

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by Anonymousreply 29October 18, 2020 9:02 PM
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