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I'm having my coffee and listening to Blossom Dearie

Jealous, bitches?

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by Anonymousreply 12July 3, 2020 1:47 AM

Only envious of the High Point. I was never much of a Blossom Dearie fan.

by Anonymousreply 1July 2, 2020 6:08 PM

This bitch is actually happy for you instead. Coffee and Blossom’s sweet voice make a heavenly combo.

by Anonymousreply 2July 2, 2020 6:21 PM

Have been a BD fan since the 1970’s. Perhaps The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel will bring new admirers her way.

by Anonymousreply 3July 2, 2020 6:25 PM

You apartment now my cat litter box, beetch!

by Anonymousreply 4July 2, 2020 6:29 PM

R2 I'm raising my cup to you, bitch! Have a lovely day!

by Anonymousreply 5July 2, 2020 7:26 PM

Fuck no

by Anonymousreply 6July 2, 2020 9:07 PM

Is this the woman who speaks in baby voice?

by Anonymousreply 7July 2, 2020 9:43 PM

I'm giving my self a deep enema, drinking whiskey and listening to Ethel Merman.

by Anonymousreply 8July 2, 2020 10:25 PM

I'm having an Old Fashioned and watching Helen Kane in 'Pointed Heels' (1929).

So yeah, I'm jealous

by Anonymousreply 9July 2, 2020 10:34 PM

[quote]I'm giving my self a deep enema, drinking whiskey and listening to Ethel Merman.

Next time drink the enema and douche with the whiskey.

by Anonymousreply 10July 2, 2020 10:52 PM

"Bernie* tells me what to do,

Bernie lays it on the line.

Bernie says "we sue," we sue,

Bernie says "we sign," we sign."

Love her!

* "My Attorney Bernie" (not to be confused with the prune kool-aid dispensing, doddering, grumpy old dust mop former presidential candidate).

by Anonymousreply 11July 3, 2020 12:00 AM

Is it true your apt. didn't have a toilet?

by Anonymousreply 12July 3, 2020 1:47 AM
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