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Old Timey Phrases That You Would Like To See Come Back

“You're an insufferable bore!"

by Anonymousreply 30308/01/2020

"Leave her be!"

by Anonymousreply 107/01/2020

"I feel so gay!"

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by Anonymousreply 207/01/2020

"Well, I never!"

by Anonymousreply 307/01/2020

"Why, I oughta...!

by Anonymousreply 407/01/2020

Isn’t it boor, OP, not bore?

by Anonymousreply 507/01/2020

"Fiddlesticks!"

by Anonymousreply 607/01/2020

What's-his-chops

by Anonymousreply 707/01/2020

I think you're swell!

by Anonymousreply 807/01/2020

"Well, I like your nerve!"

"Say, why don't you get wise to yourself?"

"Was my face red!"

by Anonymousreply 907/01/2020

"Why, that's just lousy!"

by Anonymousreply 1007/01/2020

"What a louse!"

by Anonymousreply 1107/01/2020

And how!

by Anonymousreply 1207/01/2020

Cute as a bug's ear

by Anonymousreply 1307/01/2020

"She's a real gal about town, see? She's loose, I'm tellin' ya!"

by Anonymousreply 1407/01/2020

"You have to use a condom."

by Anonymousreply 1507/01/2020

I don't give a hoot.

by Anonymousreply 1607/01/2020

You're such a wiseacre

by Anonymousreply 1707/01/2020

"What a floozy! A regular strumpet!"

by Anonymousreply 1807/01/2020

"Why, this science stuff is even more convincing than my church!"

by Anonymousreply 1907/01/2020

A bun in the oven

by Anonymousreply 2007/01/2020

"Now listen here, Bub. I don't mind takin' up the tuchus, see, but ya gotta lick it first, and keep the noise down so that the old lady doesn't hear while she's knitting upstairs."

by Anonymousreply 2107/01/2020

[quote]Isn’t it boor, OP, not bore?

I think you are right.

by Anonymousreply 2207/01/2020

"Hello? Clara? Yes, it's Dolly. No complaints over here, Clara. Listen, sorry to give ya the bum's rush, but would you be a doll and ring up Pennsylvania Six-Five-Thousand lickety split? Seems we just dropped some kinda bomb on Japan and they're sayin' the war's over! What a gay day!"

by Anonymousreply 2307/01/2020

R5 I'm not sure which is correct - either one works!

by Anonymousreply 2407/01/2020

"If she's the bees knees, then you, Darlin', are the pussy's lips!"

by Anonymousreply 2507/01/2020

Operator, get me the police.

by Anonymousreply 2607/01/2020

That's a bunch of malarkey.

by Anonymousreply 2707/01/2020

You’re a chippy oik and I’ve had a belly full of you!

by Anonymousreply 2807/01/2020

You pretentious pifler!

by Anonymousreply 2907/01/2020

This song is full of them! It's about a woman who fell in love with a guy who she's about to dump because of his excessive use of annoying slang terms. It's interesting that some of the slang is remembered and some is not. Anyway, the narrator of this song is a prototypical DLer, throwing away a relationship because she hates the way the guy speaks.

Lyrics:

Finally found a fella almost completely divine

But his vocabulary is killin this romance of mine

We get into an intimate... situation

And then begins this Romeo's conversation

He says murder, he says, every time we kiss

He says murder, he says, at a time like this

He says murder, he says, is that the language of love

He says, solid, he says, takes me in his arms

And says, solid, he says, meaning all my charms

He says, solid, he says, is that the language of love?

He says, chick chick, you torture me

Zoom, are we livin?

I'm thinkin of leaving him flat

He says, dig dig the jumps

The old ticker is giving

He can talk plainer than that

He says, murder, he says, every time we kiss

He says, murder, he says, keep it up like this

He says, murder, he says, in that impossible tone

We'll bring on nobody's murder

But his own

He says, Jackson, he says, and my name's Marie

He says, Jackson, he says, shoot the snoot for me

He says, Jackson, he says, is that the language of love?

He says, mmmhmm, when he likes my hat

He says, tsk tsk, what the heck is that?

He says, woo hoo! he says, is that the language of love?

He says hep hep with helium

Now babe, we're cookin

Another expression's too it

He says, we're in the groove

And the groove is good lookin

Sounds like his uppers don't fit!

He says, murder, he says

Every time we kiss

He says, murder, he says

Keep it up like this

In that, murder, he says

In that impossible tone

We'll bring on nobody's murder

But his own

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by Anonymousreply 3007/01/2020

Mayest thou perish in an oleaginous conflagration!

by Anonymousreply 3107/01/2020

You thought?

Well, you know what thought did!

by Anonymousreply 3207/01/2020

Fuss budget

Conniption fit

Scalawag

by Anonymousreply 3307/01/2020

You’re aces with me.

by Anonymousreply 3407/01/2020

"Chuck you, Farley!"

by Anonymousreply 3507/01/2020

Jesus , Mary and Joseph! What catholic women would say when I was a kid which translated to Fuck!

by Anonymousreply 3607/01/2020

She thinks her shit don't smell.

by Anonymousreply 3707/01/2020

"I'm feeling very madcap today!"

by Anonymousreply 3807/01/2020

"Have you no shame?"

Seems like shame is something of the past. What a shame!

by Anonymousreply 3907/01/2020

“Marital aid”

by Anonymousreply 4007/01/2020

"My stars!"

by Anonymousreply 4107/01/2020

Heavens to Betsy!

by Anonymousreply 4207/01/2020

"The Orientals," "the Coloreds," "the Queers."

by Anonymousreply 4307/01/2020

The (flying) fickle finger of fate.

by Anonymousreply 4407/01/2020

What a lark. Isn't that a gas!

by Anonymousreply 4507/01/2020

Wow you look sharp!

by Anonymousreply 4607/01/2020

"Get off the cross. We need the wood."

by Anonymousreply 4707/01/2020

Naughty bits

by Anonymousreply 4807/01/2020

Hair pie

by Anonymousreply 4907/01/2020

I'll take a gander.

by Anonymousreply 5007/01/2020

"What's buzzin', cousin?"

"What's knittin', kitten?"

by Anonymousreply 5107/01/2020

Move it along toots.

by Anonymousreply 5207/01/2020

jive turkey

by Anonymousreply 5307/01/2020

"Bob's your uncle."

"You've snapped your cap."

"What a Dame!"

"Let's 86 this joint."

"Give him the bum's rush."

"Get him on the horn."

"What a wet sock!"

"Put the kibosh on that!"

by Anonymousreply 5407/01/2020

Nacreous layer of permacum

by Anonymousreply 5507/01/2020

as queer as Dick's hatband

How dare you

by Anonymousreply 5607/01/2020

And how!

by Anonymousreply 5707/01/2020

Say. . .Look at the getaway sticks on that tomato!

by Anonymousreply 5807/01/2020

Why I oughtta . . .

by Anonymousreply 5907/01/2020

LOL R58 that made me giggle. I have never heard of "getaway sticks" but "getaway sticks on that tomato" is an adorable and surreal image.

by Anonymousreply 6007/01/2020

"A nice set of pins"

by Anonymousreply 6107/01/2020

Heavens to Betsy!

by Anonymousreply 6207/01/2020

I'M DAMNED MAD!

by Anonymousreply 6307/01/2020

Malarkey.

by Anonymousreply 6407/01/2020

"A nice set of pins"

The Daily Mail still uses this, R61.

by Anonymousreply 6507/01/2020

Simply saying "bullshit!" instead of "I call bullshit!"

by Anonymousreply 6607/01/2020

Figawi (pronounced Fuh-ga-wee, not Fi-ga-wi or Fig-a-wi or Fig-awee) and once used for more than the name of a race.

Regional, to be sure, but I hadn't heard it for years until this year's race was cancelled.

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by Anonymousreply 6707/01/2020

"Built like a brick shithouse."

by Anonymousreply 6807/01/2020

“Arrange to have your son spend some time with the priest. That’ll set him straight.”

by Anonymousreply 6907/01/2020

Bearded clam gay as a picnic basket

by Anonymousreply 7007/01/2020

R60–credit to Patton Oswalt who would amuse his late wife by talking like Edward G. Robinson.

by Anonymousreply 7107/01/2020

My stars and garters!

by Anonymousreply 7207/01/2020

Dressed up like a Band Box.

by Anonymousreply 7307/01/2020

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!

by Anonymousreply 7407/01/2020

Y'all know.

by Anonymousreply 7507/01/2020

He's light in his loafers

by Anonymousreply 7607/01/2020

Burning the midnight oil

by Anonymousreply 7707/01/2020

Why she's homely as a mud fence.

by Anonymousreply 7807/01/2020

“Absolutely ghastly!”.

by Anonymousreply 7907/01/2020

Groovy.

by Anonymousreply 8007/01/2020

Daddy-o.

by Anonymousreply 8107/01/2020

"I'm going to give him the business"

by Anonymousreply 8207/01/2020

You're such a card, you need to be dealt with.

by Anonymousreply 8307/01/2020

Judas Priest!

Ha ha ha, that's rich.

Oh, yeah? You and what army?

What a drip.

Ain't that the limit?

Man, that really swings!

My dogs are barkin'.

No foolin'?

Aw, can the corn.

Quit makin' with the chin music.

by Anonymousreply 8407/01/2020

Peachy.

You're a peach.

by Anonymousreply 8507/01/2020

I used to love the way Ethel would always say "honestly".

by Anonymousreply 8607/01/2020

Holy cats!

The ‘I’m calling bullshit’ trend always makes me want to shout out ‘Oh bullshit, over here! We’re calling for some bullshit over here!’

by Anonymousreply 8707/01/2020

Tippecanoe and Biden too!

by Anonymousreply 8807/01/2020

Fairy

by Anonymousreply 8907/01/2020

Don't forget me, R85!

by Anonymousreply 9007/01/2020

That's the bee's knees!

by Anonymousreply 9107/01/2020

Rastus, fetch me my smelling salts!

by Anonymousreply 9207/01/2020

I'll be a monkey's uncle!

by Anonymousreply 9307/01/2020

Confirmed bachelor

by Anonymousreply 9407/01/2020

Dagnabbit.

by Anonymousreply 9507/01/2020

The rabbit died.

They know each other...in the Biblical sense.

I’m not saying he’s handsome but he’s not the dog-faced boy.

She’s got a face that would stop a Mack truck.

She’s a real looker.

He has more dollars than sense.

A fool and his money are soon parted.

When they were handing out looks he/she was in the wrong line.

Simple chronic halitosis? His breath could make paint on a wall curdle!

by Anonymousreply 9607/01/2020

"Oh horse feathers....."

I recall an employment counselor gay as a three dollar bill (see, there's another one!) who would say that, and it sounded like steam essss...cape....ing!

by Anonymousreply 9707/01/2020

“How do you do?”

by Anonymousreply 9807/01/2020

May I push in your stool?

by Anonymousreply 9907/01/2020

The heebie-jeebies

by Anonymousreply 10007/01/2020

1940's: "I'm going to see a man about a horse" - to excuse one's exit, usually to go to the bathroom

1980's: "I'm going to see my probation officer" - to excuse one's exit, usually to go to the bathroom to do some blow.

by Anonymousreply 10107/01/2020

Lea Delaria is seen here "cookin' with gas" while looking pretty "mannish"

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by Anonymousreply 10207/01/2020

Skedaddle now!

by Anonymousreply 10307/01/2020

“See ya later, alligator!”

by Anonymousreply 10407/01/2020

The deuce you say!

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by Anonymousreply 10507/01/2020

Offer thy orifice.

by Anonymousreply 10607/01/2020

Up the duff

by Anonymousreply 10707/01/2020

like white on rice

by Anonymousreply 10807/01/2020

Zooks!

by Anonymousreply 10907/01/2020

Heavens to murgatroid!

by Anonymousreply 11007/01/2020

23 Skidoo!

Let's get out while the goin is good.

by Anonymousreply 11107/01/2020

It was a blast!

by Anonymousreply 11207/01/2020

Acid is groovy

by Anonymousreply 11307/01/2020

Far out man.

Do you party?

Let's book.

by Anonymousreply 11407/01/2020

son of a jackal

you're a blackguard

his nether regions

they split-up, She had to split.

hanger (s) on

by Anonymousreply 11507/01/2020

Oh you kid!

by Anonymousreply 11607/01/2020

Average age on DL: 83.

by Anonymousreply 11707/01/2020

Therefore, I shall resign the Presidency effective at noon tomorrow.

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by Anonymousreply 11807/01/2020

Oh, fame, fame... thou glittering bauble.

by Anonymousreply 11907/01/2020

I'll kick you right in the behumpas.

by Anonymousreply 12007/01/2020

I'm as corny as Kansas in August.

by Anonymousreply 12107/01/2020

R119 = Cyril Ritchard.

by Anonymousreply 12207/01/2020

Ain't that a kick in the head!

by Anonymousreply 12307/01/2020

“Rode hard and put away wet”

“Make it happen, cap’n”

“A face made for radio”

“Twinkletoes”

“Fink!”

“Scram!”

by Anonymousreply 12407/01/2020

I feel the word “cunt“ is underused.

Especially in political discourse

by Anonymousreply 12507/01/2020

You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the bottom

balderdash

by Anonymousreply 12607/01/2020

"gigglemug" a habitually smiling face.

by Anonymousreply 12707/01/2020

Oh Wise Guy Eh

by Anonymousreply 12807/01/2020

"Let's go out to a restaurant."

"I'll see you tomorrow at the office."

"Have to go, got to catch the train home!"

"I'm employed."

"Donald Trump, that washed up TV reality dirtbag and failed developer? Pull the other one."

by Anonymousreply 12907/01/2020

'Get me a bromide...and put some gin in it!'

by Anonymousreply 13007/01/2020

What a cockamamie idea!

by Anonymousreply 13107/01/2020

"Oh please, my nerves !"

by Anonymousreply 13207/01/2020

S/He's done gone plum loco!

I ain't never seen such gall!

It's the berries

by Anonymousreply 13307/01/2020

half of these are just Briticisms still in current use

by Anonymousreply 13407/01/2020

Release the Kraken!

by Anonymousreply 13507/01/2020

Poppycock!

by Anonymousreply 13607/01/2020

You razz my berries.

by Anonymousreply 13707/01/2020

Whites Only.

by Anonymousreply 13807/01/2020

Operator, get me the coast!

by Anonymousreply 13907/01/2020

He's one of them funny boys!

by Anonymousreply 14007/01/2020

I've got the morbs.

by Anonymousreply 14107/01/2020

Don’t drop your blob.

by Anonymousreply 14207/02/2020

"r3 from another thread."

by Anonymousreply 14307/02/2020

Jiggery-pokery

Balderdash

Cock-a-hoop

Poppycock

I’ve got the vapors!

by Anonymousreply 14407/02/2020

That should read “I have the vapors!”

by Anonymousreply 14507/02/2020

Your mother wears combat boots.

by Anonymousreply 14607/02/2020

We could revive any of these. The language is up to us, jive turkeys.

by Anonymousreply 14707/02/2020

fell ass over teakettle

stop mollycoddling him/her

purse swinger

by Anonymousreply 14807/02/2020

“That’s the berries!”

by Anonymousreply 14907/02/2020

“He knows that’s just the sprat to catch the mackerel.”

by Anonymousreply 15007/02/2020

"Fucketh Thou!"

by Anonymousreply 15107/02/2020

"Land sakes alive"

"Well I swan"

"He can go buck a fuzzard"

by Anonymousreply 15207/02/2020

“Mutual, I’m sure.” “Tall drink of water”

by Anonymousreply 15307/02/2020

Give a hoot. Don't pollute.

by Anonymousreply 15407/02/2020

No sweat, man

Cram it

Ah what's it to you

by Anonymousreply 15507/02/2020

Let's split.

Juke joint

Aw, nuts!

And finally, all the charmingly goofy things people used to say before they were all replaced with "fuck you!":

Your mother wears army boots!

And so's your Aunt Tillie!

Eh, your father's mustache!

Go climb a tree!

Go pound sand!

Go fly a kite!

Take a powder!

Says you!

Scram!

by Anonymousreply 15607/02/2020

Heavens to Murgatroyd!

by Anonymousreply 15707/02/2020

Fiddle Dee Dee!

by Anonymousreply 15807/02/2020

You've got moxie, kid. You're really goin' places, see.

by Anonymousreply 15907/02/2020

Take a long walk off a short pier

A face for radio and a voice for print

He's off pinching a loaf

by Anonymousreply 16007/02/2020

...and I’m just the dame to do it!

by Anonymousreply 16107/02/2020

[quote]He's off pinching a loaf

Really? I think of that as advanced millennispeak. Or cuspy Gen X.

by Anonymousreply 16207/02/2020

They may use that regrettable phrase, R162, but it's absolutely not original to them. It's older than I am and I'm older than dirt.

by Anonymousreply 16307/02/2020

Fair enough, I had no idea it was back in common usage.

by Anonymousreply 16407/02/2020

"Get fresh with".

As in: Harvey Weinstein got fresh with some dames and now he's in the hoosegow.

by Anonymousreply 16507/02/2020

Ahh, go piss up a rope!

by Anonymousreply 16607/02/2020

Cry, you'll pee less.

by Anonymousreply 16707/02/2020

"You, and the horse you rode in on."

by Anonymousreply 16807/02/2020

"Only you can prevent forest fires."

by Anonymousreply 16907/02/2020

"I may swoon!"

by Anonymousreply 17007/02/2020

"That's so boss!"

by Anonymousreply 17107/02/2020

"I have to cash a cheque." (Same as seeing a man about a horse)

"Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra."

"He couldn't hit the broadside of a barn."

"He's three sheets to the wind or in his cups," after having one too many snifters.

"Who's your Sheik?"

"Who's your Sheba?"

"He's a cake-eater."

"He's a confirmed bachelor."

"Go chase yourself!"

"Let's blow this popsicle stand."

"It's Jake!"

"She's on a toot."

"What a Reub."

"Looks like she's been ridden hard and put back wet."

"It's snowing down south."

"Jack's out of his box."

"Let's make Whoopee!"

by Anonymousreply 17207/02/2020

Get the Old Man on the blower!

by Anonymousreply 17307/02/2020

Love the thread everyone but I have to ask R172, What does “It’s Jake!” mean?

by Anonymousreply 17407/03/2020

Put up yer dukes!

by Anonymousreply 17507/03/2020

He went to take a shit and the hogs ate him!

by Anonymousreply 17607/03/2020

Well, shit the bed and push it to the foot.

by Anonymousreply 17707/03/2020

"Layaway"

by Anonymousreply 17807/03/2020

"You look sharp" is antiquated. Oh my. I'm behind the times.

by Anonymousreply 17907/03/2020

Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

by Anonymousreply 18007/03/2020

"Holy Skamolie" "Darn it all anyway" "Jesus Mary and Joseph" "Christ on a cracker" "You son of a gun".

Catholic ways to avoid swearing in the 1950s. Since I swear like a sailor continuously when driving in heavy traffic, I still have to call on some of these phrases when I have a guest in my car to avoid shocking them. My mother did not allow bad language inside her house, so I still have a double vocabulary (inside and outside ways of talking).

by Anonymousreply 18107/03/2020

R174, it means that

"it is Okay",

"not great but good enough"

by Anonymousreply 18207/03/2020

How do you like them apples?

by Anonymousreply 18307/03/2020

"Let them eat cake."

and

"Off with her head!"

by Anonymousreply 18407/03/2020

R184, one of those happened before the other.

by Anonymousreply 18507/03/2020

Operator , I have an emergency breakthrough call to 707/ CXXXXXC . Yes, of course it’s an emergency

by Anonymousreply 18607/03/2020

[quote]How do you like them apples?

One day, my 10-year-old grandson asked me if I liked apples. I told him I did. He then farted very loudly and said, "How do you like THEM apples?" I was surprised that he even knew the expression.

by Anonymousreply 18707/03/2020

[quote]"Holy Skamolie" "Darn it all anyway" "Jesus Mary and Joseph" "Christ on a cracker" "You son of a gun". Catholic ways to avoid swearing in the 1950s.

You never tried "Cheese and crackers got all muddy!" That was my dad's version of "Jesus Christ Almighty!" if his mother was around.

by Anonymousreply 18807/03/2020

It's the ginchiest!

by Anonymousreply 18907/03/2020

"That's fine" to mean something like "That's great" or even "wonderful."

"What's the rumpus?"

by Anonymousreply 19007/04/2020

Just between you me and the gatepost . Christ on a cross for Christmas and Easter (maybe that was only my fam) At family party if someone says they need to use the bathroom , “ mention my name they’ll give u a good seat”

by Anonymousreply 19107/04/2020

Sacré bleu

by Anonymousreply 19207/04/2020

Heavens to Betsy

by Anonymousreply 19307/04/2020

"he's rocked out" (aka crazy)

"Tell it to the Marines"

by Anonymousreply 19407/04/2020

He thinks he shits Eskimo pies!

by Anonymousreply 19507/04/2020

Why don't you do right

Like some other men do

Get outta here and

get me some money, too!

by Anonymousreply 19607/04/2020

Schlemiel, Shlemazel

by Anonymousreply 19707/04/2020

Coloreds Only.

by Anonymousreply 19807/04/2020

A couple of flibbertigibbets and shirtlifters .

by Anonymousreply 19907/04/2020

It's been a great disappointment to me, with the legalization of gay marriage, that the word "galimony" hasn't made a comeback.

by Anonymousreply 20007/04/2020

I speak as I find!

by Anonymousreply 20107/04/2020

Sock it to me.

Gag me with a spoon.

by Anonymousreply 20207/04/2020

I'm HACKED OFF!

by Anonymousreply 20307/04/2020

She's a real tomato!

by Anonymousreply 20407/04/2020

Hell's teeth!

by Anonymousreply 20507/04/2020

Well I never in all my life!

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by Anonymousreply 20607/04/2020

Balderdash and poppycock!

by Anonymousreply 20707/04/2020

Piffle!

by Anonymousreply 20807/05/2020

Beastly!

by Anonymousreply 20907/05/2020

My father’s favorites:

Go play in the traffic!

Doesn’t know shit from Shinola.

by Anonymousreply 21007/05/2020

“Tired and emotional” for (and from) our U.K. friends.

by Anonymousreply 21107/05/2020

Get a load of fatso over there!

by Anonymousreply 21207/05/2020

Sic semper tyrannis

by Anonymousreply 21307/05/2020

Go outside and play! Get out the house and stop watching tv, dammit! Get some exercise.

by Anonymousreply 21407/05/2020

Fresh as paint.

by Anonymousreply 21507/05/2020

Gay as paint.

by Anonymousreply 21607/05/2020

Let's high tail it out of here.

A pox on you and all of your ancestors.

Screw you and the horse you rode in on.

Sweet buttery Jesus.

by Anonymousreply 21707/05/2020

He oughta be horsewhipped! (directed at Donald Dump)

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by Anonymousreply 21807/05/2020

R218. Ha-ha, Donald Dump! You are a fucking comic genius. You are funnier than if Kathy Griffin and Carrot Top had a baby and it told jokes!

by Anonymousreply 21907/05/2020

You're too short for that gesture.

by Anonymousreply 22007/05/2020

Simmer down, fatso—pudding day is tomorrow.

by Anonymousreply 22107/05/2020

Don't say retard, they prefer being called little people.

by Anonymousreply 22207/05/2020

Power to the People.

by Anonymousreply 22307/05/2020

Nuts to you.

by Anonymousreply 22407/05/2020

My pussy itches like a flea-bitten coyote.

by Anonymousreply 22507/05/2020

Dearie

by Anonymousreply 22607/05/2020

Mommie dearest.

by Anonymousreply 22707/05/2020

Sweating like a hooker in church.

by Anonymousreply 22807/05/2020

Horse feathers

Duck soup

Monkey business

by Anonymousreply 22907/05/2020

'ludes

sopors

7-14s

by Anonymousreply 23007/05/2020

"Are you on the level?" (now: "Are you shitting me?")

"She double-crossed me." (now: "She fucked me over.")

"He got mixed up with some dame." (now: "He was cunt-struck.")

by Anonymousreply 23107/07/2020

"Squiffy" for being a little drunk.

by Anonymousreply 23207/07/2020

"She was in the backseat. She was NUDE!"

by Anonymousreply 23307/07/2020

What a day, I'm all fagged out.

by Anonymousreply 23407/08/2020

"Say Mac, what's the big idea?"

by Anonymousreply 23507/08/2020

Go chase yourself

by Anonymousreply 23607/08/2020

"Charmed, I'm sure."

by Anonymousreply 23707/08/2020

Peckerwood

by Anonymousreply 23807/09/2020

Happy as a dead pig in the sunshine

by Anonymousreply 23907/09/2020

He's too smart by half. He'll cut himself one day.

by Anonymousreply 24007/09/2020

Stick with me kid, you'll be farting through silk.

by Anonymousreply 24107/09/2020

I shall now go into the corner and pass copious amounts of wind.

by Anonymousreply 24207/09/2020

Well that just dills my pickle.

by Anonymousreply 24307/09/2020

You ol such-n-such!

by Anonymousreply 24407/09/2020

Oh my golly gosh!

by Anonymousreply 24507/09/2020

Everything is tickety boo

by Anonymousreply 24607/09/2020

You're lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut.

by Anonymousreply 24707/09/2020

She has her nose so high in the air she could drown in a rainstorm.

by Anonymousreply 24807/09/2020

I got pinched (a speeding ticket).

by Anonymousreply 24907/09/2020

Great Caesar's ghost!

by Anonymousreply 25007/09/2020

Knee high to a duck.

by Anonymousreply 25107/09/2020

I'ma snatch you bald-headed!!!!

by Anonymousreply 25207/09/2020

Jump my bones (fuck me).

by Anonymousreply 25307/09/2020

Ballin' the Jack - originally railroad engineers' slang for full speed with "Jack" being the locomotive as well as a ragtime song - that also came to mean fuck me.

by Anonymousreply 25407/09/2020

"He didn't either" - meaning, no he didn't. My old aunt in Idaho says this, and it sounds cute.

by Anonymousreply 25507/09/2020

Fuck me runnin’ - an old time phrase from the Deep South circa 1900.

by Anonymousreply 25607/10/2020

Shaved snizz

by Anonymousreply 25707/12/2020

Zounds!

by Anonymousreply 25807/12/2020

cram it

by Anonymousreply 25907/12/2020

I still say cram it up my ass

by Anonymousreply 26007/12/2020

You really razz my berries.

by Anonymousreply 26107/12/2020

Your Aunt Minnie! (a statement of disbelief my grandmother would use)

I'm ticked off.

What's your beef?

by Anonymousreply 26207/12/2020

Jo Mama

by Anonymousreply 26307/12/2020

“Hey, what’s in this drink?”

And no honey, it’s not a roofie.

by Anonymousreply 26407/12/2020

I’m a choo choo Charlie and a class act

by Anonymousreply 26507/12/2020

When cobwebs are plenty kisses are scarce

by Anonymousreply 26607/13/2020

I bet I can get my hands on your feet faster than you can shove your big foot in my mouth!

by Anonymousreply 26707/13/2020

“My good man!”

by Anonymousreply 26807/13/2020

Bloody Hell

Damnation

by Anonymousreply 26907/13/2020

Apparently the French translation of "Jesus Christ" is "Enfer and damnation", at the 2:16 mark.

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by Anonymousreply 27007/14/2020

Who let the dogs out?

by Anonymousreply 27107/14/2020

Fuck me runnin’

by Anonymousreply 27207/14/2020

Fuck me running naked.

by Anonymousreply 27307/14/2020

That looks worse than a dick in a vice.

by Anonymousreply 27407/14/2020

Lick the head.

by Anonymousreply 27507/14/2020

Reductive (look it up)

by Anonymousreply 27607/15/2020

Dead set.

He came home stoned (i.e. drunk).

by Anonymousreply 27707/15/2020

A friend to all is a friend to none

by Anonymousreply 27807/15/2020

Let’s get crack-a-lacking. Hey kiddo. That’s groovy Cut a hog in the ass (made a mistake) Long in the tooth (old)

by Anonymousreply 27907/22/2020

Grand Central, and step on it!

by Anonymousreply 28007/23/2020

All good men can tell the difference between being stoned and drunk and fuciked.

by Anonymousreply 28107/25/2020

Don't spare the whip!

by Anonymousreply 28207/25/2020

Well, that just razzes my berries! I'm just tickled! That's really neat! BANG. ZOOM, to the moon!

by Anonymousreply 28307/25/2020

Well, that chaps my hide!

by Anonymousreply 28407/25/2020

Grasp the shaft.

by Anonymousreply 28507/25/2020

It's bore, not boor.

by Anonymousreply 28607/26/2020

pshaw

make haste

by Anonymousreply 28707/26/2020

Balderdash!

You rascal!

by Anonymousreply 28807/26/2020

Hairdresser

I assume young people say "stylist".

by Anonymousreply 28907/26/2020

Super.

by Anonymousreply 29007/27/2020

Jump my bones!

by Anonymousreply 29107/27/2020

Just the tip.

by Anonymousreply 29207/27/2020

In the old days most people didn’t deep throat every cock with ease like they do now. They would protest and complain about it.

by Anonymousreply 29307/27/2020

Voulez-vous danser avec moi?

by Anonymousreply 29407/27/2020

Your mother's a whore.

by Anonymousreply 29507/27/2020

You're on the muscle!

by Anonymousreply 29607/28/2020

This thread:

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by Anonymousreply 29707/28/2020

"perfidious hound".

by Anonymousreply 29807/28/2020

A laugh riot

by Anonymousreply 29907/29/2020

Striped assed ape

by Anonymousreply 30007/31/2020

Eat my shitbox!

by Anonymousreply 30107/31/2020

Cheese it! The cops!

by Anonymousreply 30207/31/2020

I’m sure I don’t know!

Charmed, I’m sure

by Anonymousreply 30308/01/2020
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