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How do I make myself produce more cum?

I always get so depressed after masturbating because I don’t produce nearly as much cum as these guys in porn, and it doesn’t shoot like they do

by Anonymousreply 5607/31/2020

Stop masturbating six times a day, OP

by Anonymousreply 106/30/2020

Eat seaweed.

by Anonymousreply 206/30/2020

Have you considered gender reassignment surgery?

by Anonymousreply 306/30/2020

Give it a rest.

by Anonymousreply 406/30/2020

[quote]I always get so depressed after masturbating

You should probably see a shrink, hon.

by Anonymousreply 506/30/2020

I have heard that pumpkin seeds can help.

by Anonymousreply 606/30/2020

Try cock rings.

by Anonymousreply 706/30/2020

How old is you, gurl?

by Anonymousreply 806/30/2020

Drink protein shakes, or eat almonds and other low-fat seeds and nuts.

And pace yourself. It needs time to build up again.

Oh, and it only decreases with age.

by Anonymousreply 906/30/2020

[quote]Oh, and it only decreases with age.

I have not found that to be the case.

by Anonymousreply 1006/30/2020

Have you tried Youtube? The clip is more funny than informative though.

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by Anonymousreply 1106/30/2020

I see this on Grindr

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by Anonymousreply 1206/30/2020

And, of course, there's Vice having an article of that. Quelle surprise.

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by Anonymousreply 1306/30/2020

Why do idiots like OP even exist? Sure, OP is obvs. a troll, but there are people out there who are more than happy to use any excuse to embrace the state of depression, like comparing themselves to more successful people even when success is defined by how much jizz they shoot out of their dicks.

by Anonymousreply 1406/30/2020

Try Ball refill.

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by Anonymousreply 1506/30/2020

Or the Swedish Ropex, many supplements on the market for this purpose...and lay off the wanking awhile. Sperm take something crazy like 70-75 to mature, so edging without release shall definitely help thicken things up, and increase volume. My ex was obsessed with his "output". He took Ropex and B-Complex. I did notice a difference about six weeks in, but his load was more watery... not especially thick, or creamy.

B vitamins, Zinc, Selenium, and plenty of water should prove helpful, I should think. Try eating oysters, clams, and mussels. Do you generally get enough protein? Perhaps it's time to get the "T" checked?

Follow up with us to be sure... Interesting topic.

by Anonymousreply 1606/30/2020

Almost forgot...

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by Anonymousreply 1706/30/2020

R14 Many men, straight and gay fixate on this a lot... It may even be a fantasy to create a deluge, or they know their partner is into spunk. It very well can be a fetish for many of us gay men.

I think my ex was definitely both volume-obsessed, and he fetishised spunk. Doesn't always have to be a troll, when it's something you find weird, or unbelievable mate.

by Anonymousreply 1806/30/2020

Firecrackers, battery cables, blow torches, and vodka. Use all judiciously.

by Anonymousreply 1906/30/2020

my semen is thick and not pure white, it has a tinge if yellow. My primary care MD has tested me and says it’s nothing to worry about, I have no STDs and no urinary infections. He said some men just have slight color changes in their semen and not every man has loose semen either, some men just naturally produce gelatinous semen.

by Anonymousreply 2006/30/2020

This is such a stereotypically male anxiety. It's just a big perfect ball of performance anxiety and size inadequacy, mixed with the eternal ennui of never "measuring up" to the competition.

Taken to absurds lengths, since semen is just a prop in gay sex. It's not like this is a potency or fertility concern. OP just wants "more."

It's pretty funny actually.

by Anonymousreply 2106/30/2020

The older you get the smaller your loads get . Just the way it is. But fear not,one day you wont be able to get hard at all and it will be a moot point.

by Anonymousreply 2206/30/2020

R20 Thick spunk can be sexy... less mess as well. My ex would be envious to be sure!

by Anonymousreply 2306/30/2020

Huge cummers are hot. OP is right to want to fill the room with his sperm.

by Anonymousreply 2406/30/2020

Watch Chaturbate. Men cum in all quantities and substance. Some guys blast, shoot, dribble, leak, bubble and drip. Some guys can whack it and edge for hours and then when they shoot, it’s nothing more than a few drops. While others paint their faces with jizz—although not many.

Drink lots of water. Thinner cum shoots further

by Anonymousreply 2506/30/2020

Eat more cum to produce more cum.

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by Anonymousreply 2606/30/2020

R24 Agreed

by Anonymousreply 2706/30/2020

Would taking a men’s daily multivitamin help?

by Anonymousreply 2806/30/2020

Yes, all men who take multivitamins also cum in buckets.

by Anonymousreply 2906/30/2020

"Ropex" doesn't list a single ingredient. YES I'M ALL IN! I LURV SNAKEOIL SHILLS! I'm coming now thinking how BIGLY I will be ripped off!

by Anonymousreply 3006/30/2020

R30 Are you the OP? If not, let him make his own decision. After all, he asked, YOU did not.

I'm not "endorsing" the Ropex, just trying to be helpful as that product did increase my ex's volume, albeit a bit thinner. I'm thinking by law, they would need to disclose the contents selling in the United States.

I'm fairly sure you can obtain the list of ingredients from the company. They offer a money-back guarantee as well, or at least they did several years ago. There are many such supplements out there for this... I don't have a horse in the race honestly.

by Anonymousreply 3106/30/2020

If it's on Amazon they likely have the ingredients listed there.

by Anonymousreply 3206/30/2020

[quote] Oh, and it only decreases with age...........

[quote] I have not found that to be the case.

In my case, I used to cum buckets multiple times a day under 40 years old, but at 78 it is way less

by Anonymousreply 3306/30/2020

If you had sex for 5 hours, holding it all in until the end, you'd cum a lot more, too. It's not a fair comparison to measure your cum against that from a marathon sex session.

by Anonymousreply 3406/30/2020

R34 Indeed, or repeated "edging" sessions wanking. Even sexual thoughts, and enjoying erotica or porn without physical stimulation "get the juices flowing" so to speak. I believe the brain is a big part of this axis.

by Anonymousreply 3506/30/2020

Dear Lord in Heaven!

by Anonymousreply 3606/30/2020

This reminds me of the episode of [italic] Two and a Half Men [/italic] where Charlie declines Chelsea's offer of a BJ soon after intercourse. He told her it takes a little while... "it's not like a yoghurt dispenser..."

by Anonymousreply 3706/30/2020

Bend a dick cum a batch.

by Anonymousreply 3806/30/2020

My ex used to shoot gobs of cum. I made sure that if I gave him head I'd aim it away from me otherwise I'd get a face full. Some guys like this - not me. One day when I was cleaning the bedroom and around the bed I noticed some stains on the wall. Need I go into more detail?

The point is that we ate pretty much the same food each day, so in our case it wasn't the food. My load was never, even when I was a teen, shot very far or had much volume. Guess he was born with the ability to produce great volumes of cum.

by Anonymousreply 3906/30/2020

If you look up information on hyperspermia (which is what I think a lot of you are talking about) they think it's because of some quirk in the prostate that causes it to be stimulated throughout the day, so the supply of semen is much greater than in a normal person.

Theoretically if you wore one of those Aneros devices or something like it all day where it stimulates the prostate as you're doing normal activities, your semen supply would likely be greater too.

by Anonymousreply 4006/30/2020

I just had the perfect oppurtunity to catch up with my ex who was on a quest to increase his load volume: he's since begun taking pygeum bark, and proudly claims it has not only increased his volume, but has given him a steady stream of pre-cum. He's apparently still obsessed about it, yet very much pleased. He's still taking Ropex as well.

When Imtold him about this thread, he said he was getting turned by the topic... I cannot verify his gains in volume, as I'm happily partnered and monogamous...yet I believe him. Perhaps you ought to research this OP. Wishing you enormous loads of steamin' semen!

by Anonymousreply 4107/02/2020

Clomiphene citrate (Clomid)

by Anonymousreply 4207/03/2020

I cum like Matt Ramsey/Peter North. I've probably drenched more hair than Lionel Richie.

by Anonymousreply 4307/03/2020

I don’t give a fuck about the jizz quantity or quality. I care my man has an intense orgasm. If it produces a dribble and he’s screaming in ecstasy, then who cares.

by Anonymousreply 4407/03/2020

I shoot big loads naturally so haven't really pursued options but the things I've read suggest that eating a lot of celery, drinking plenty of water, l-arginine supplements and a herbal supplement called 'pygeum' which is usually used by men with prostate issues can help to increase the size of your load.

Also, exercise your damn PC muscle by squeezing whenever you get the opportunity - it's what helps the cum shoot out of your dick. I am still shooting, if not like a teenager, then like a guy in my early 20s and I'm now late 30s, because I do plenty of kegels.

by Anonymousreply 4507/03/2020

Here's a good example (body/dick may not be entirely accurate...)

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by Anonymousreply 4607/03/2020

Op, this is an age related thing. As we age our testosterone drops and we produce less seminal fluid. Also, your prostate shrinks as you age which contributes. One thing I've noticed is that i leak major amounts of precum so I think that empties my reserves so when it comes time to blow, I've leaked out most of my load which explains the low volume. I think my prostate valve has gotten tired which is contributing to the leaking.

I take Saw Palmetto and in my multi there is Zinc. There's plenty of info and supplements out there devoted to Men's Sexual Health.

FYI. I'm 50 and jerk off twice a day. If I cut down, I would probably produce more seminal fluid and have bigger loads.

by Anonymousreply 4707/03/2020

R46's clip is obviously CGI.

by Anonymousreply 4807/03/2020

[quote]I'm happily partnered and monogamous

Nice humblebrag.

by Anonymousreply 4907/03/2020

Dear Lord in Heaven!

by Anonymousreply 5007/03/2020

R49 Sorry you are on your own... wasn't intentionally meant to be a humblebrag really... just that I was curious about the "results"; and that I am the type to verify such claims! My ex was the only one I ever still hooked up with for years after we split. I probably still would if I didn't meet my current partner.

Many years spent on my own after the load obsessed bloke. Hope you find a good mate, and stay positive.

by Anonymousreply 5107/03/2020

how about getting whiter cum, any secrets to that? My load is always yellowish.

by Anonymousreply 5207/04/2020

Does saw palmetto really work?

by Anonymousreply 5307/05/2020

Why does anyone care? How does your orgasm feel? Amazing? Then don’t worry.

by Anonymousreply 5407/31/2020

One guy I dated was about to cum and asked where. I said my chest but he ended up shooting so much so far it covered my face. I was annoyed but then realized I loved it...

by Anonymousreply 5507/31/2020

Hey OP, there's a PANDEMIC going on ya know.

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