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We started to lose our lovely hair in Catholic high school. Such a tragedy. Oh, how we would cry at night!
Finally, we got a wig. Looking back, it was much too full and obvious, but we were just a young girl and didn't know better. We were always worried that clients would get rough and pull it off.
Now we have a very short wighat and nobody can tell.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 30, 2020 8:27 PM |
By wighat you mean merkin, right, doll?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 30, 2020 3:23 PM |
When we were young and making a lot of money from generou$ gentlemen, we would get our wighat styled by Mr. Lance of Beverly Hills.
Mr. Lance of Beverly Hills would make his own conditioner from exotic oils, honey, rosemary and flowers. It smelled DE-VOON!
Oh those were the days!
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 30, 2020 3:29 PM |
This can't really be Erna, he's never had the slightest bit of self-awareness about his innate ridiculousness, let alone ever admitted he wears a toupe.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 30, 2020 3:34 PM |
Please use the correct cosmetology term for it: rug.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 30, 2020 5:01 PM |
Unless this is Mrs Patrick Campbell rehearsing a new role?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 30, 2020 5:06 PM |
“We started to lose our lovely hair in Catholic high school.”
I would have transferred to your high school and moved my bowels.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 30, 2020 5:36 PM |
For reasons we shall not go into, we had to switch to a machine-washable number when our interests in the bedroom turned more exotic.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 30, 2020 6:52 PM |
Mitch Ryder, bitches!
[quote]Look at Molly now, here she comes Wearin' her wig hat and shades to match
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 30, 2020 8:27 PM |
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