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It is better to cum in the sink

than to sink in the cum.

by Anonymousreply 6June 29, 2020 11:54 PM

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends, but you can’t pick your friends’ nose,

by Anonymousreply 1June 29, 2020 11:35 PM

Sink in the cum.

by Anonymousreply 2June 29, 2020 11:42 PM

I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.

by Anonymousreply 3June 29, 2020 11:44 PM

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

by Anonymousreply 4June 29, 2020 11:46 PM

Until someone pulls the out the sink stopper and it strings like a cheesy pizza.

by Anonymousreply 5June 29, 2020 11:49 PM

It’s better to be chinless than spineless, but if you have to be spineless, then being chinless is a useful distraction.

by Anonymousreply 6June 29, 2020 11:54 PM
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