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Balmoral estate littered with faeces and wipes as public use royal grounds as a toilet

Rangers at Balmoral Castle, the Queen’s home in Scotland, have revealed people are using the grounds as a wild toilet, and leaving wipes near the trails.

Staff at the site, which is where the Queen and her husband Prince Philip would usually spend their summer, tweeted pictures of discarded wipes and waste next to paths on the Aberdeenshire estate.

The public toilets at the site are currently closed due to the coronavirus pandemic.

Park rangers tweeted: “Disappointed to see so many wipes discarded on the Estate today. Next to paths and monuments. Please remember there are no public toilets open for miles around at the moment.”

Toilets near Loch Muick, which are run by Aberdeenshire council, have been broken into and conditions “are becoming unsanitary” according to the estate.

The rangers also offered advice and guidance on how best to go to the toilet outside, including asking people to urinate at least 30 metres away from lochs and streams, and defecate “as far away as possible from buildings, paths, water courses and farm animals”.

The team added: “Bury faeces in a shallow hole and replace the turf.”

The rangers said the litter left behind was also a problem.

They tweeted: “Part of the problem is that we are seeing a lot of non biodegradable wipes being discarded in the countryside.

“Also, people are choosing to relieve themselves right next to busy paths or monuments rather than move a little bit further away to avoid contamination.”

Regulations in Scotland related to the coronavirus lockdown differ to England, and people are currently advised to stay within a five-mile radius of their home when taking exercise or visiting friends and family.

Local government minister Simon Clarke and environment minister Rebecca Pow have written to councils asking them to reopen public toilets.

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by Anonymousreply 6807/01/2020

That's a shame.

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by Anonymousreply 106/29/2020

^ LOL.... that really made me laugh out loud.

by Anonymousreply 206/29/2020

It's what the royals deserve.

Fuck em.

by Anonymousreply 306/29/2020

At least they wipe. The queen uses corncobs for all we know.

by Anonymousreply 406/29/2020

Is it really so hard to take a shit at home BEFORE you go on a hike?

Fucking savages.

by Anonymousreply 506/29/2020

I hope they've left out poop knives around the perimeter of the estate for the convenience of the public.

by Anonymousreply 606/29/2020

[quote] At least they wipe. The queen uses corncobs for all we know.

And not side-to-side, either.

She uses the old "in-out" method.

by Anonymousreply 706/29/2020

Put that down, Charlotte! That is NOT a pine cone!

by Anonymousreply 806/29/2020

I think it unlikely the Queen uses corncobs.

by Anonymousreply 906/29/2020

Yeah, she probably uses old newspapers.

by Anonymousreply 1006/29/2020

these people should be shot on sight.

by Anonymousreply 1106/29/2020

ew

by Anonymousreply 1206/29/2020

This is what you get with the dumb compromise to open estates for walking but close the royal latrines. I mean - either open the shitters, or ban the visits. DUH.

by Anonymousreply 1306/29/2020

They should have installed bidets along the paths.

by Anonymousreply 1406/29/2020

Maybe it's fox scat.

by Anonymousreply 1506/29/2020

They need to open the god damned restrooms.

by Anonymousreply 1606/29/2020

Faecists

by Anonymousreply 1706/29/2020

Everybody poops. Just like breastfeeding is natural, so is pooping and peeing

by Anonymousreply 1806/29/2020

R18, you sound like one of the barbarians who supports breast-feeding in public!

by Anonymousreply 1906/29/2020

Hehe.

Good one, R17!

by Anonymousreply 2006/29/2020

Why are people walking all around it? I thought the whole point of it was that it was secluded.

by Anonymousreply 2106/30/2020

stealthus scatus threadus

by Anonymousreply 2206/30/2020

No, R22.

It's another Anus Horribilus.

by Anonymousreply 2306/30/2020

If they can't provide public toilets they need to close the grounds down to the public until they can.

by Anonymousreply 2406/30/2020

The "Queen" in her million dollar gem studded hat can't afford to keep a cleaning crew employed to up the frequency of bathroom sanitation on these grounds?

by Anonymousreply 2506/30/2020

Seems like something Polish people would do.

by Anonymousreply 2606/30/2020

May they shit on the doorstep of their parasite until those toilets are open again.

by Anonymousreply 2706/30/2020

[quote] Is it really so hard to take a shit at home BEFORE you go on a hike?

They're Scottish. I don't know the difference.

by Anonymousreply 2806/30/2020

*they don't know the difference.

by Anonymousreply 2906/30/2020

i don’t understand ANYONE who doesn’t shit in their homes before they leave. There should be no reason, unless dire stomach upset, to casually take a shit in a Broadway theater, a mall movie theater, or your local Mcdonald’s.

by Anonymousreply 3006/30/2020

Well you know, you can't just take a dump if your bowels are not ready to move.

by Anonymousreply 3106/30/2020

R18, everybody poops sounds like a new REM song.

by Anonymousreply 3206/30/2020

Was Chris Crocker anywhere in the area?

by Anonymousreply 3306/30/2020

There was doo doo, faeces on the Royal Grounds.

by Anonymousreply 3406/30/2020

It was probably Shitty Little Princess Anne.

by Anonymousreply 3506/30/2020

R35 win the thread. Muriel, you may close it now.

by Anonymousreply 3606/30/2020

Britain is a shithole.

by Anonymousreply 3706/30/2020

Britain is a shithole.

by Anonymousreply 3806/30/2020

It's the Scots showing what they think of the Queen.

by Anonymousreply 3906/30/2020

You say faeces I say feces

You say shedule I say schedule

You say garriage I say garage

Let's call the whole thing off

by Anonymousreply 4006/30/2020

I have a true "queen shitting" related story.

I used to live in an historic town on the East coast, and the Queen came for a visit, and stayed at the five-star hotel in town. I had a friend who worked at the hotel, and she said they had to install new toilet seats in the bathrooms of the suite where the Queen was staying, because the queen won't use a toilet that has a seat that has been sat on by someone else.

by Anonymousreply 4106/30/2020

^ Well, smell her!

by Anonymousreply 4206/30/2020

[quote]the queen won't use a toilet that has a seat that has been sat on by someone else.

It's not called "the throne" for nothing.

by Anonymousreply 4306/30/2020

Wasn't there some theory that the virus was in poop? If so, wouldn't opening the restrooms make more sense than having people poop where ever?

by Anonymousreply 4406/30/2020

I'm quite sure HM doesn't wipe her own ass at this point.

by Anonymousreply 4506/30/2020

Balmoral snatches the Worst Toilet in Scotland title from reigning champion Trainspotting!

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by Anonymousreply 4606/30/2020

One day, Camilla, all this will be ours!

by Anonymousreply 4706/30/2020

R45 The Privy Council does the wiping for her.

by Anonymousreply 4806/30/2020

One's eliminations are inscrutable and rarefied.

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by Anonymousreply 4906/30/2020

Ok, hear me out, but how do we know this isn't HM herself taking a shit outside and pranking everyone? At her age and for as long as she has reigned, HM has probably run out of ways to entertain herself amid the tedium of waving to the public and accepting flower bouquets from schoolchildren.

by Anonymousreply 5006/30/2020

Oh my God almighty! Someone has sent me a Balmoral movement!

by Anonymousreply 5106/30/2020

I thinkt the Queen isn't even in residence at Balmoral this year; she's quarantining at Windsor AFAIK.

by Anonymousreply 5206/30/2020

[quote] I thinkt the Queen isn't even in residence at Balmoral this year; she's quarantining at Windsor AFAIK.

She probably didn't want to breathe in the smell of shit, coming from the woods.

by Anonymousreply 5306/30/2020

All of the royals require a fresh toilet seat when they travel. Some even bring one along.

by Anonymousreply 5406/30/2020

Actually it's Prince Philip getting even cause they won't let him drive anymore. So he goes for long "walks."

by Anonymousreply 5506/30/2020

What I want to know, is how do they wipe their asses when they shit in the woods?

Or DO THEY even wipe their asses?

Pigs.

by Anonymousreply 5606/30/2020

Kate should name her 4th child "Faeces," in honor of the Balmoral grounds.

by Anonymousreply 5706/30/2020

The Queen doesn't have to shit anymore since she is a corpse, they yank all that out during the embalming process.

by Anonymousreply 5806/30/2020

I can just hear Her Majesty The Queen, coming in from an afternoon constitutional.

"I say, you, footman! One just stepped into a pile of human hockey on the east grounds. Take my waders to Andrew and inform him one wishes him to clean them. He obviously has nothing better to do. Now do scurry along. There's a good lad".

by Anonymousreply 5906/30/2020

Ha, R59!

I was just about to type the same thing, but about Kate.

Let her earn her keep by scooping poop.

by Anonymousreply 6006/30/2020

R39, not Scots

Scats

by Anonymousreply 6106/30/2020

So, do they have to carry the glass-topped coffee table around on the hike too?

by Anonymousreply 6206/30/2020

It’s those yob people, they have notusing better to do now with that fake pandemic going around.

by Anonymousreply 6306/30/2020

She is lodging incognito with some Eye-talian friends at the Duomo di Doo-Doo.

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by Anonymousreply 6406/30/2020

If I had to take a huge dump, I would avoid that part of the UK.

by Anonymousreply 6506/30/2020

R30 You are not considering how age negatively affects the GI system combined with current diets that are double portions, loaded with fat, saturated with high-fructose corn syrup, and booze!

by Anonymousreply 6606/30/2020

Faeces are baby mice. Awww!

by Anonymousreply 6706/30/2020
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