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Balmoral estate littered with faeces and wipes as public use royal grounds as a toilet

Rangers at Balmoral Castle, the Queen’s home in Scotland, have revealed people are using the grounds as a wild toilet, and leaving wipes near the trails.

Staff at the site, which is where the Queen and her husband Prince Philip would usually spend their summer, tweeted pictures of discarded wipes and waste next to paths on the Aberdeenshire estate.

The public toilets at the site are currently closed due to the coronavirus pandemic.

Park rangers tweeted: “Disappointed to see so many wipes discarded on the Estate today. Next to paths and monuments. Please remember there are no public toilets open for miles around at the moment.”

Toilets near Loch Muick, which are run by Aberdeenshire council, have been broken into and conditions “are becoming unsanitary” according to the estate.

The rangers also offered advice and guidance on how best to go to the toilet outside, including asking people to urinate at least 30 metres away from lochs and streams, and defecate “as far away as possible from buildings, paths, water courses and farm animals”.

The team added: “Bury faeces in a shallow hole and replace the turf.”

The rangers said the litter left behind was also a problem.

They tweeted: “Part of the problem is that we are seeing a lot of non biodegradable wipes being discarded in the countryside.

“Also, people are choosing to relieve themselves right next to busy paths or monuments rather than move a little bit further away to avoid contamination.”

Regulations in Scotland related to the coronavirus lockdown differ to England, and people are currently advised to stay within a five-mile radius of their home when taking exercise or visiting friends and family.

Local government minister Simon Clarke and environment minister Rebecca Pow have written to councils asking them to reopen public toilets.

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by Anonymousreply 73April 14, 2021 3:48 AM

That's a shame.

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by Anonymousreply 1June 29, 2020 10:33 PM

^ LOL.... that really made me laugh out loud.

by Anonymousreply 2June 29, 2020 10:34 PM

It's what the royals deserve.

Fuck em.

by Anonymousreply 3June 29, 2020 10:34 PM

At least they wipe. The queen uses corncobs for all we know.

by Anonymousreply 4June 29, 2020 10:34 PM

Is it really so hard to take a shit at home BEFORE you go on a hike?

Fucking savages.

by Anonymousreply 5June 29, 2020 10:35 PM

I hope they've left out poop knives around the perimeter of the estate for the convenience of the public.

by Anonymousreply 6June 29, 2020 10:35 PM

[quote] At least they wipe. The queen uses corncobs for all we know.

And not side-to-side, either.

She uses the old "in-out" method.

by Anonymousreply 7June 29, 2020 10:36 PM

Put that down, Charlotte! That is NOT a pine cone!

by Anonymousreply 8June 29, 2020 10:36 PM

I think it unlikely the Queen uses corncobs.

by Anonymousreply 9June 29, 2020 10:40 PM

Yeah, she probably uses old newspapers.

by Anonymousreply 10June 29, 2020 10:43 PM

these people should be shot on sight.

by Anonymousreply 11June 29, 2020 10:43 PM

ew

by Anonymousreply 12June 29, 2020 10:45 PM

This is what you get with the dumb compromise to open estates for walking but close the royal latrines. I mean - either open the shitters, or ban the visits. DUH.

by Anonymousreply 13June 29, 2020 10:46 PM

They should have installed bidets along the paths.

by Anonymousreply 14June 29, 2020 10:51 PM

Maybe it's fox scat.

by Anonymousreply 15June 29, 2020 10:51 PM

They need to open the god damned restrooms.

by Anonymousreply 16June 29, 2020 11:00 PM

Faecists

by Anonymousreply 17June 29, 2020 11:09 PM

Everybody poops. Just like breastfeeding is natural, so is pooping and peeing

by Anonymousreply 18June 29, 2020 11:11 PM

R18, you sound like one of the barbarians who supports breast-feeding in public!

by Anonymousreply 19June 29, 2020 11:13 PM

Hehe.

Good one, R17!

by Anonymousreply 20June 29, 2020 11:20 PM

Why are people walking all around it? I thought the whole point of it was that it was secluded.

by Anonymousreply 21June 30, 2020 3:48 PM

stealthus scatus threadus

by Anonymousreply 22June 30, 2020 3:56 PM

No, R22.

It's another Anus Horribilus.

by Anonymousreply 23June 30, 2020 3:57 PM

If they can't provide public toilets they need to close the grounds down to the public until they can.

by Anonymousreply 24June 30, 2020 4:01 PM

The "Queen" in her million dollar gem studded hat can't afford to keep a cleaning crew employed to up the frequency of bathroom sanitation on these grounds?

by Anonymousreply 25June 30, 2020 4:03 PM

Seems like something Polish people would do.

by Anonymousreply 26June 30, 2020 4:08 PM

May they shit on the doorstep of their parasite until those toilets are open again.

by Anonymousreply 27June 30, 2020 4:11 PM

[quote] Is it really so hard to take a shit at home BEFORE you go on a hike?

They're Scottish. I don't know the difference.

by Anonymousreply 28June 30, 2020 4:13 PM

*they don't know the difference.

by Anonymousreply 29June 30, 2020 4:18 PM

i don’t understand ANYONE who doesn’t shit in their homes before they leave. There should be no reason, unless dire stomach upset, to casually take a shit in a Broadway theater, a mall movie theater, or your local Mcdonald’s.

by Anonymousreply 30June 30, 2020 4:24 PM

Well you know, you can't just take a dump if your bowels are not ready to move.

by Anonymousreply 31June 30, 2020 4:33 PM

R18, everybody poops sounds like a new REM song.

by Anonymousreply 32June 30, 2020 4:36 PM

Was Chris Crocker anywhere in the area?

by Anonymousreply 33June 30, 2020 4:39 PM

There was doo doo, faeces on the Royal Grounds.

by Anonymousreply 34June 30, 2020 4:42 PM

It was probably Shitty Little Princess Anne.

by Anonymousreply 35June 30, 2020 4:44 PM

R35 win the thread. Muriel, you may close it now.

by Anonymousreply 36June 30, 2020 4:46 PM

Britain is a shithole.

by Anonymousreply 37June 30, 2020 4:47 PM

Britain is a shithole.

by Anonymousreply 38June 30, 2020 4:47 PM

It's the Scots showing what they think of the Queen.

by Anonymousreply 39June 30, 2020 4:48 PM

You say faeces I say feces

You say shedule I say schedule

You say garriage I say garage

Let's call the whole thing off

by Anonymousreply 40June 30, 2020 5:16 PM

I have a true "queen shitting" related story.

I used to live in an historic town on the East coast, and the Queen came for a visit, and stayed at the five-star hotel in town. I had a friend who worked at the hotel, and she said they had to install new toilet seats in the bathrooms of the suite where the Queen was staying, because the queen won't use a toilet that has a seat that has been sat on by someone else.

by Anonymousreply 41June 30, 2020 5:18 PM

^ Well, smell her!

by Anonymousreply 42June 30, 2020 5:28 PM

[quote]the queen won't use a toilet that has a seat that has been sat on by someone else.

It's not called "the throne" for nothing.

by Anonymousreply 43June 30, 2020 5:29 PM

Wasn't there some theory that the virus was in poop? If so, wouldn't opening the restrooms make more sense than having people poop where ever?

by Anonymousreply 44June 30, 2020 5:34 PM

I'm quite sure HM doesn't wipe her own ass at this point.

by Anonymousreply 45June 30, 2020 5:38 PM

Balmoral snatches the Worst Toilet in Scotland title from reigning champion Trainspotting!

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by Anonymousreply 46June 30, 2020 5:46 PM

One day, Camilla, all this will be ours!

by Anonymousreply 47June 30, 2020 6:15 PM

R45 The Privy Council does the wiping for her.

by Anonymousreply 48June 30, 2020 6:23 PM

One's eliminations are inscrutable and rarefied.

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by Anonymousreply 49June 30, 2020 6:27 PM

Ok, hear me out, but how do we know this isn't HM herself taking a shit outside and pranking everyone? At her age and for as long as she has reigned, HM has probably run out of ways to entertain herself amid the tedium of waving to the public and accepting flower bouquets from schoolchildren.

by Anonymousreply 50June 30, 2020 6:29 PM

Oh my God almighty! Someone has sent me a Balmoral movement!

by Anonymousreply 51June 30, 2020 6:32 PM

I thinkt the Queen isn't even in residence at Balmoral this year; she's quarantining at Windsor AFAIK.

by Anonymousreply 52June 30, 2020 8:15 PM

[quote] I thinkt the Queen isn't even in residence at Balmoral this year; she's quarantining at Windsor AFAIK.

She probably didn't want to breathe in the smell of shit, coming from the woods.

by Anonymousreply 53June 30, 2020 8:20 PM

All of the royals require a fresh toilet seat when they travel. Some even bring one along.

by Anonymousreply 54June 30, 2020 8:29 PM

Actually it's Prince Philip getting even cause they won't let him drive anymore. So he goes for long "walks."

by Anonymousreply 55June 30, 2020 8:31 PM

What I want to know, is how do they wipe their asses when they shit in the woods?

Or DO THEY even wipe their asses?

Pigs.

by Anonymousreply 56June 30, 2020 8:32 PM

Kate should name her 4th child "Faeces," in honor of the Balmoral grounds.

by Anonymousreply 57June 30, 2020 8:33 PM

The Queen doesn't have to shit anymore since she is a corpse, they yank all that out during the embalming process.

by Anonymousreply 58June 30, 2020 9:11 PM

I can just hear Her Majesty The Queen, coming in from an afternoon constitutional.

"I say, you, footman! One just stepped into a pile of human hockey on the east grounds. Take my waders to Andrew and inform him one wishes him to clean them. He obviously has nothing better to do. Now do scurry along. There's a good lad".

by Anonymousreply 59June 30, 2020 9:35 PM

Ha, R59!

I was just about to type the same thing, but about Kate.

Let her earn her keep by scooping poop.

by Anonymousreply 60July 1, 2020 1:30 AM

R39, not Scots

Scats

by Anonymousreply 61July 1, 2020 2:34 AM

So, do they have to carry the glass-topped coffee table around on the hike too?

by Anonymousreply 62July 1, 2020 2:36 AM

It’s those yob people, they have notusing better to do now with that fake pandemic going around.

by Anonymousreply 63July 1, 2020 2:42 AM

She is lodging incognito with some Eye-talian friends at the Duomo di Doo-Doo.

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by Anonymousreply 64July 1, 2020 6:10 AM

If I had to take a huge dump, I would avoid that part of the UK.

by Anonymousreply 65July 1, 2020 6:18 AM

R30 You are not considering how age negatively affects the GI system combined with current diets that are double portions, loaded with fat, saturated with high-fructose corn syrup, and booze!

by Anonymousreply 66July 1, 2020 6:27 AM

Faeces are baby mice. Awww!

by Anonymousreply 67July 1, 2020 7:46 AM
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by Anonymousreply 68July 2, 2020 1:44 AM

Yuck

by Anonymousreply 69February 20, 2021 10:50 PM

Does a servant wipe HM's log cutter after a massive shit, or does she do it herself?

by Anonymousreply 70February 20, 2021 11:17 PM

"When did I eat corn?.."

by Anonymousreply 71February 21, 2021 12:36 AM

The Mistress of the Stool licks Lizzie's ass clean.

by Anonymousreply 72February 21, 2021 12:41 AM
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