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TRIX cereal

If there is a better breakfast cereal I would love to know what it is!

by but there isn'treply 28Last Thursday at 10:29 AM

Fruit Loops are far superior to Trix when it comes to fruit flavored cereals

by but there isn'treply 1Last Monday at 8:34 AM

Lucky Charms. Pure colorful sugar.

by but there isn'treply 2Last Monday at 8:35 AM

Enjoy your chemo treatments!

by but there isn'treply 3Last Monday at 8:37 AM

NO WAY

TRIX is unfair treatment of leporids

by but there isn'treply 4Last Monday at 8:43 AM

There once was a race of people called the Trids. There was a mountain, and atop the mountain was a tree which hosted the most delicious fruit known the the Trid race. But there was a problem: there was a cave near the top that was home to a monster, and every time the trids tried to climb to the top of the mountain, the monster would run out and kick them all back down.

The trids became tired of this, and so they contacted a Rabbi for help.

The rabbi arrived and wanted to get straight to business, calling all of the Trids to the base of the mountain. A lot of them were too frightened, so only some showed up. The rabi led the Trids most of the way up the mountain, only to have the monster come out and kick all of the Trids down but not the rabbi. Frustrated, the rabbi went to the Trid village and told them that in order to get to the top, they would all have to show up and work together.

The next day more Trids showed up, but not all of them were there. The rabbi sighed, leading them up to have the monster once again kick down all of the trids, but leave him standing. The rabbi went back to the Trid village and told them that if every single last Trid wasn't in attendence the following day, he would leave without helping them.

The next day, every single Trid was there. The rabbi smiled and started leading the Trids up the mountain, this time quite confident that they would make it all the way up. But as usual, the monster ran out of his cave and managed to kick every single Trid back down the mountain, once again leaving the rabbi standing. The rabbi went to the monster's cave and asked "Monster, why do you only ever kick down the trids, but always leave me standing?" To which the monster replied "Silly rabbi, kicks are for Trids."

by but there isn'treply 5Last Monday at 8:43 AM

This thread will reach 600 posts by Friday.

by but there isn'treply 6Last Monday at 8:44 AM

r5

Sofia said that on the Golden Girls

by but there isn'treply 7Last Monday at 8:45 AM

Shredded Wheat, regular and minis. Grapenuts. Yum!

by but there isn'treply 8Last Monday at 8:47 AM

In 1991 Trix had fruit shapes.

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by but there isn'treply 9Last Monday at 8:52 AM

It still does, R9.

by but there isn'treply 10Last Monday at 8:55 AM

Trix Treats, like Rice Krispy treats but with Trix.

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by but there isn'treply 11Last Monday at 8:55 AM

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by but there isn'treply 12Last Monday at 8:56 AM

this is better

ya dumb fat whore

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by but there isn'treply 13Last Monday at 9:04 AM

Grape Nuts rule!

by but there isn'treply 14Last Monday at 9:13 AM

Trix is the official breakfast cereal of the Whores Who Overrun Hell’s Kitchen.

by but there isn'treply 15Last Monday at 9:31 AM

Silly rabbit. Tricks are for prostitutes.

by but there isn'treply 16Last Monday at 9:33 AM

Trix are for kids. Triscuits are fun

by but there isn'treply 17Last Monday at 7:07 PM

Yes, TRIX are for kids. Dildos are for the adults.

by but there isn'treply 18Last Tuesday at 4:11 AM

I like the Whole Foods version of Trix. But I am socially responsible.

by but there isn'treply 19Last Wednesday at 6:24 PM

There's at least 20 better cereals.

by but there isn'treply 20Last Wednesday at 6:37 PM

Lucky Charms

by but there isn'treply 21Last Wednesday at 6:45 PM

Again for Lucky Charms. A synergistic confection of pure delight. I still remember the first time I had it, at a sleepover at a friends house, and it was truly magical. It was magically delicious.

by but there isn'treply 22Last Wednesday at 6:50 PM

Lucky Charms. Why is this even a question?

by but there isn'treply 23Last Wednesday at 6:52 PM

R20

And yet you can't name one.

by but there isn'treply 24Last Thursday at 6:25 AM

Kix are the grownup (= flavorless) equivalent to Trix.

by but there isn'treply 25Last Thursday at 6:27 AM

For R24

1. Lucky Charms

2. Fruit Loops

3. Cinnamon Toast Crunch

4. Honey Nut Cheerios

5. Apple Jacks

6. Honey Comb

7. Sugar Smacks or Golden Crisp

8. Cocoa Puffs

9. Frosted Flakes

10. Corn Pops

11. Apple Cinnamon Cheerios

12. Frosted Cheerios

13. Golden Grahams

14. Kix

15. Cookie Crisp

16. Fruity Pebbles

17. Frosted Mini Wheats

18. Cap'n Crunch

19. Cocoa Crispies

20. Reese's Puffs

Not to mention all the non-sugar cereals better than Trix.

by but there isn'treply 26Last Thursday at 9:44 AM

Fat Whores Rejoice!

by but there isn'treply 27Last Thursday at 10:08 AM

[quote] Fat Whores Rejoice!

I will, when I finish my 20-course breakfast!

by but there isn'treply 28Last Thursday at 10:29 AM
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