TRIX cereal

Fruit Loops are far superior to Trix when it comes to fruit flavored cereals

Lucky Charms. Pure colorful sugar.

Enjoy your chemo treatments!

NO WAY

TRIX is unfair treatment of leporids

There once was a race of people called the Trids. There was a mountain, and atop the mountain was a tree which hosted the most delicious fruit known the the Trid race. But there was a problem: there was a cave near the top that was home to a monster, and every time the trids tried to climb to the top of the mountain, the monster would run out and kick them all back down.

The trids became tired of this, and so they contacted a Rabbi for help.

The rabbi arrived and wanted to get straight to business, calling all of the Trids to the base of the mountain. A lot of them were too frightened, so only some showed up. The rabi led the Trids most of the way up the mountain, only to have the monster come out and kick all of the Trids down but not the rabbi. Frustrated, the rabbi went to the Trid village and told them that in order to get to the top, they would all have to show up and work together.

The next day more Trids showed up, but not all of them were there. The rabbi sighed, leading them up to have the monster once again kick down all of the trids, but leave him standing. The rabbi went back to the Trid village and told them that if every single last Trid wasn't in attendence the following day, he would leave without helping them.

The next day, every single Trid was there. The rabbi smiled and started leading the Trids up the mountain, this time quite confident that they would make it all the way up. But as usual, the monster ran out of his cave and managed to kick every single Trid back down the mountain, once again leaving the rabbi standing. The rabbi went to the monster's cave and asked "Monster, why do you only ever kick down the trids, but always leave me standing?" To which the monster replied "Silly rabbi, kicks are for Trids."

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r5

Sofia said that on the Golden Girls

Shredded Wheat, regular and minis. Grapenuts. Yum!

In 1991 Trix had fruit shapes.

It still does, R9.

Trix Treats, like Rice Krispy treats but with Trix.

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this is better

ya dumb fat whore

Grape Nuts rule!

Trix is the official breakfast cereal of the Whores Who Overrun Hell’s Kitchen.

Silly rabbit. Tricks are for prostitutes.

Trix are for kids. Triscuits are fun

Yes, TRIX are for kids. Dildos are for the adults.

I like the Whole Foods version of Trix. But I am socially responsible.

There's at least 20 better cereals.

Lucky Charms

Again for Lucky Charms. A synergistic confection of pure delight. I still remember the first time I had it, at a sleepover at a friends house, and it was truly magical. It was magically delicious.

Lucky Charms. Why is this even a question?

R20

And yet you can't name one.

Kix are the grownup (= flavorless) equivalent to Trix.

For R24

1. Lucky Charms

2. Fruit Loops

3. Cinnamon Toast Crunch

4. Honey Nut Cheerios

5. Apple Jacks

6. Honey Comb

7. Sugar Smacks or Golden Crisp

8. Cocoa Puffs

9. Frosted Flakes

10. Corn Pops

11. Apple Cinnamon Cheerios

12. Frosted Cheerios

13. Golden Grahams

14. Kix

15. Cookie Crisp

16. Fruity Pebbles

17. Frosted Mini Wheats

18. Cap'n Crunch

19. Cocoa Crispies

20. Reese's Puffs

Not to mention all the non-sugar cereals better than Trix.

Fat Whores Rejoice!

[quote] Fat Whores Rejoice!

I will, when I finish my 20-course breakfast!