Vines Growing Out My Ginnie
One of my friends who is a nurse told me this tonight:
"This old woman comes in with groin pain. She said, and I quote, "I've got vines growin' out my ginnie". Upon closer inspection, I do indeed find vines growing out of her vulva. She had been using a potato as a pessary, which she had been using to treat a retroverted uterus. The warm, moist environment of her vagina provided the ideal conditions for the potato to sprout. The last thing I heard before I left was that she was going into surgery. I'll check on her tomorrow.
What a night, huh?"
I wouldn't eat the tater tots for lunch tomorrow.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||Last Monday at 10:39 AM|
If I recall correctly, someone already posted this old-wives-tale/urban legend/chestnut several years ago.
Hilarity ensued (at that time).
|by Anonymous||reply 2||Last Monday at 7:58 AM|
OP, please provide us with enough information so we can send this post to your hospital's "med student" residents' supervisor. Frankly, I'm already ready to make a few guesses and make a few phone calls.
Those of us in the profession are well aware of these sorts of issues - as someone noted, the woman may not have had insurance. She may not have had good sense. She may be practicing a folk remedy.
But your tone, attitude and orientation to the issue makes me sicker than anything an elderly woman is going to insert to try to alleviate her pain. You are a disgrace, because, you asshole, you just had to make it all about you, didn't you?
And it's not.
Do her a big favor and do NOT "check on her tomorrow." No one here needs your unprofessional, oath-breaking updates on your little unforgettable case. Shameful.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||Last Monday at 8:16 AM|
This post is a perfect storm of things Datalounge is NOT interested in: carbs and vaginas.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||Last Monday at 8:19 AM|
R3 has to be the life of any party.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||Last Monday at 8:21 AM|
The old woman was Melania, wasn't it?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||Last Monday at 8:22 AM|
Our clinging vine, Cheryl, has been found!
|by Anonymous||reply 7||Last Monday at 8:54 AM|
R4 Carbs IN vaginas, so much worse!
|by Anonymous||reply 8||Last Monday at 10:34 AM|
DO NOT go there bitches!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 9||Last Monday at 10:37 AM|