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Room-Clearing Gas

Is there an upside?

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by Anonymousreply 8July 1, 2020 12:04 AM

Yeah. Right upside your flatulent head, O.P..

by Anonymousreply 1June 29, 2020 5:08 AM

As if anyone is going to own up to contracting COVID-19 through unseemly flatulence.

by Anonymousreply 2June 29, 2020 5:25 AM

What a flaming asshole . . .

by Anonymousreply 3June 29, 2020 5:31 AM

I burned up my bedding as a child trying to perfect my fart lighting.

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by Anonymousreply 4June 29, 2020 5:52 AM

If ur waiting in line and people leave you get served faster...now that would need to be a super stinker!

by Anonymousreply 5June 29, 2020 5:58 AM

Think of it as a type of sage

by Anonymousreply 6June 30, 2020 10:21 PM

I wish I'd thought of that.

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by Anonymousreply 7June 30, 2020 10:37 PM

Alternative fuel source

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by Anonymousreply 8July 1, 2020 12:04 AM
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