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Patty Hearst lookalike and husband point guns at protestors in St. Louis

She really does look like Patricia Hearst.

They're calling them Dockers Dan and Pistol Patty on Twitter.

Oh, did I mention they're both lawyers?

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by Anonymousreply 11507/12/2020

To be clear, the protestors were on their street and some of them were on their lawn.

by Anonymousreply 106/28/2020

The protesters were on the couple's property, so the couple had every right to do what they did.

by Anonymousreply 206/28/2020

Look at the cankles on her

by Anonymousreply 306/28/2020

So I guess they were standing their ground.

by Anonymousreply 406/28/2020

GET OWFF MAH LAND!

by Anonymousreply 506/28/2020

Is that some sort of a mausoleum they live in?

by Anonymousreply 606/28/2020

Uh, she has her finger on the trigger. They most certainly do *not* have every right to do what they're doing. "Criminal brandishing" is one term for it.

"Missouri State Law Carrying State law does not prohibit the open carrying of firearms, but does prohibit exhibiting “any weapon readily capable of lethal use” in an angry or threatening manner in the presence of one or more persons. Mo. Rev. Stat. § 571.030.1(4)."

by Anonymousreply 706/28/2020

This tells you everything you need to know about them and their house.

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by Anonymousreply 806/28/2020

These "protesters" went through a gate that was clearly marked private property.

I applaud them for letting these "peaceful protesters" know what was up.

Missouri is an open carry state and also has the Castle Doctrine.

After seeing this, I am definitely buying the pump action shotgun I want.

by Anonymousreply 906/28/2020

They'd also been drinking (their drinks are still visible in one of the pictures). And neither of them has any clue how to handle a gun.

Don't know why these people wouldn't support the Defund the Police movement since they clearly think vigilante justice is perfectly fine.

by Anonymousreply 1006/28/2020

"Brandishing is unlawful use of a weapon and a Class D felony in the state of Missouri."

And yet you know the protesters would get a harsher sentence for trespassing.

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by Anonymousreply 1106/28/2020

Nice trigger discipline assholes. You know he's hoisting his gunt up now and rutting on her after their exciting adventure.

by Anonymousreply 1206/28/2020

The resemblance to Patty Hearst really emphasizes the feeling that they're from a John Waters movie.

by Anonymousreply 1306/28/2020

Is Dockers Dan holding an AK 47?

by Anonymousreply 1406/28/2020

Are they Jews? If so the crowd was in no danger. Outside of Israel, Jews are not good at handling weapons. Jews or not, they appear to be (1) drunk and (2) parvenus. Next.

by Anonymousreply 1506/28/2020

The CUNT in Cuntess Chocula's name is accurate. She should add Stupid before the word Cunt.

by Anonymousreply 1606/28/2020

Wow, his dick is THAT small, huh?

by Anonymousreply 1706/28/2020

What type of gun is that? Good, lord.

by Anonymousreply 1806/28/2020

[quote] did I mention they're both lawyers

They know their rights.

by Anonymousreply 1906/28/2020

If you read the Missouri statutes, you see that a subsequent section states that brandishing does not apply when someone is defending their own property, thank goodness.

by Anonymousreply 2006/28/2020

I'm really surprised the old broad didn't shoot somebody. Or her fat foot.

by Anonymousreply 2106/28/2020

She's pointing the pistol at hubby's head. Some people should have security guards rather than trying to do it themselves. Pathetic creatures.

by Anonymousreply 2206/28/2020

[quote] She's pointing the pistol at hubby's head. Some people should have security guards rather than trying to do it themselves.

Maybe they hadn’t planned for rioters showing up on their doorstep that day.

by Anonymousreply 2306/28/2020

R23 Yes they planned, poorly, and are armed. They are more of a danger to themselves and each other than to anyone else.

by Anonymousreply 2406/28/2020

Not my taste for decor but it’s a beautiful house they spent 30 years restoring.

The protestors were on private property. End of story. There was no reason to pass the gate on this house. They were in the wrong and it’s only going to scare people away from supporting them.

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by Anonymousreply 2506/28/2020

I don't know who is the more deranged in this story.

by Anonymousreply 2606/28/2020

So protesters were on private property and had no right to be there - but the optics of these two, probably half in the bag, stumbling around & waving their guns is a mixture of comical & pathetic. It figures that they are lawyers (i.e. gold star assholes)

by Anonymousreply 2706/29/2020

Finally, the role that will earn Mink Stole her well deserved Academy Award!

by Anonymousreply 2806/29/2020

r23, I think if you own guns you should take the time to learn how to use them safely. I know this would disqualify 99% of gun owners....

by Anonymousreply 2906/29/2020

Lovely house. That area is expensive but surprisingly not ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 3006/29/2020

She has nasty looking banana legs.

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by Anonymousreply 3106/29/2020

I just can't get over the barefoot aspect. You're that concerned, but you don't put on something that will help you move faster? K.

by Anonymousreply 3206/29/2020

I read on Twitter they are Democrats and that they are representing someone in a police brutality case. Is this true? If so, why are protesters outside their house???

by Anonymousreply 3306/29/2020

Pistol Patty as a young lass.

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by Anonymousreply 3406/29/2020

[quote] I read on Twitter they are Democrats and that they are representing someone in a police brutality case. Is this true? If so, why are protesters outside their house???

Apparently they have donated to Trump, as well.

They live in a community with a gated entrance, and protestors broke open the gate to get to the mayor's home (on the same street or next street over).

by Anonymousreply 3506/29/2020

That frau looks like she's brandishing a glue gun and about to glue some pinecones to a Christmas wreath.

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by Anonymousreply 3606/29/2020

They were drunk.

by Anonymousreply 3706/29/2020

Seriously - anyone would be upset if a bunch of protestors feel they can come on to your property and won't leave.

The same shit would happen in a black neighborhood if a bunch of people came on to your lawn and would not leave.

This is not an issue.

by Anonymousreply 3806/29/2020

[quote] I read on Twitter they are Democrats and that they are representing someone in a police brutality case. Is this true? If so, why are protesters outside their house???

An angry mob isn’t expected to be rational.

by Anonymousreply 3906/29/2020

My first reaction wouldn't be to point AK-47 at anyone. But, keep trying, R38.

by Anonymousreply 4006/29/2020

[quote] My first reaction wouldn't be to point AK-47 at anyone.

We don’t know yet if he had a selection of firearms to choose from to protect his wife and home, do we?

by Anonymousreply 4106/29/2020

You can tell she has never shot or held a gun before by the way she is handling it. The man does not have an AK-47. He is holding an AR-15 semi-auto. They can be retrofitted into automatic, but that makes them illegal unless you have a license for it.

by Anonymousreply 4206/29/2020

Unless you’re very well trained, it’s actually worse to have firearms lying around to protect you. Often the intruders end up using the owners’ weapons against them. Get a security guard you dumb fucks!

by Anonymousreply 4306/29/2020

[quote]You know he's hoisting his gunt up now and rutting on her after their exciting adventure.

I doubt they have had sex with each other in this millennium. What is the name of his mistress, I wonder.

by Anonymousreply 4406/29/2020

[quote] What is the name of his mistress, I wonder.

Helen Keller?

by Anonymousreply 4506/29/2020

R40 - do you know what they did first? No, you do not.

You're assuming they just ran out there with guns right away. There must have been some discussion prior to this.

And, like I said, guns would be drawn in a lot of neighborhoods in the US - even black neighborhoods.

by Anonymousreply 4606/29/2020

[quote]What is the name of his mistress, I wonder.

Brayden. Or Caden, or Caiden.

by Anonymousreply 4706/29/2020

She dresses like Walmart white trash when she's in the privacy of her own home.

by Anonymousreply 4806/29/2020

Why are there 3 threads on this?

by Anonymousreply 4906/29/2020

They’re Dumpsters, per FEC political donations database, with thousands $ donated to Dump over the last few years.

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by Anonymousreply 5006/29/2020

white privileged jackasses

by Anonymousreply 5106/29/2020

The “castle doctrine” applies only when a person is on their own property and in imminent physical danger. Someone trampling on your lawn to go protest in front of someone else’s home is not demonstrating life-threatening behavior.

by Anonymousreply 5206/29/2020

[quote] The “castle doctrine” applies only when a person is on their own property and in imminent physical danger. Someone trampling on your lawn to go protest in front of someone else’s home is not demonstrating life-threatening behavior.

Not according to Missouri law.

They weren’t just “trampling” on the lawn either. Watch the video. They were already trespassing on a private street. From there they opened the pedestrian gate to this specific house. If they were trying to get to the mayor’s house there was no reason to go through this property.

by Anonymousreply 5306/29/2020

Too bad they didn’t have two daughters to add to the group, they could’ve done a Charlie’s Angels pose! Dockers Dan could play Bosley.

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by Anonymousreply 5406/29/2020

Did they pick this specific house to demonstrate at? Or were they just passing by?

by Anonymousreply 5506/29/2020

[quote]Why are there 3 threads on this?

Because it's apparently absolutely beyond the capabilities of anyone who posts here for any reason at any time to check for another thread.

And the new and fun trend is that tomorrow, two days after this happened and all these threads were posted, two MORE threads will be started by fuckwits that think nobody's heard about this yet.

by Anonymousreply 5606/29/2020

The frauness of it all

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by Anonymousreply 5706/29/2020
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by Anonymousreply 5806/29/2020

r56 who elected your ass judge and jury of Datalounge? Fuck off.

by Anonymousreply 5906/29/2020

R59, no, YOU fuck off. Stop being a dumb ass.

by Anonymousreply 6006/29/2020

r60 you're not the president of Datalounge. People can start as many threads as they want.

by Anonymousreply 6106/29/2020

Jesus, the stupid protesters stormed into a gated community and you WOULDN'T defend yourselves or protect your property??? Anyone, facing down an angry mob looking for blood better weaponize!!! I don't blame them and this is why we live in the greatest country in the world. He can legally own that weapon and legally shoot anyone who is charging onto his property toward him and his wife!!!

by Anonymousreply 6206/29/2020

Good for them for not putting up with this shit.

by Anonymousreply 6306/29/2020

R62, a convert to MAGAtism, finally. There is more joy in the kingdom of Trump...

by Anonymousreply 6406/29/2020

They spent countless amounts of money restoring that mansion to its turn of the century glory . Goddamn right Id be standing on my terrace threatening to shoot those pack of idiots too . Here in Fl they'd be stacked up like cordwood ,we are all about the castle doctrine . If they would have ben some weak elderly couple,you bet your ass that house would have been looted.

by Anonymousreply 6506/29/2020

[quote] If they would have ben some weak elderly couple,you bet your ass that house would have been looted.

MAGA!!!

by Anonymousreply 6606/29/2020

R65's idea of glory: Trump Tower in all its awful tackiness. But deplorables are not known to be tasteful friends™

by Anonymousreply 6706/29/2020

Would it have been ok if the trespassers had been dressed as lawn jockeys?

by Anonymousreply 6806/29/2020

Cathy Moriarty is looking rough

by Anonymousreply 6906/29/2020

She didn't wear a beret - GUILTY!!

by Anonymousreply 7006/29/2020

It'a fun watching the MAGAts on these types of threads get squashed. I feel like I discovered a new fetish.

by Anonymousreply 7106/29/2020

The guy is hot! 100% pure muscle!

by Anonymousreply 7206/29/2020

R53, The actual Missouri statute at issue is, predictably, near-gibberish, but if you follow the interacting subsections, it’s clear that, while there is a presumption that a gun toting homeowner is merely using “protective force,” the state can overcome that presumption and show that your behavior in murdering someone over grass was unreasonable and that you were not actually in danger.

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by Anonymousreply 7306/29/2020

The actual Missouri statute R73?

I think another sidecar is in order.

by Anonymousreply 7406/29/2020

By presenting their firearms, the two of them were able to fend off the violent mob that had broken into their property and had stated they intended to kill the couple. The couple had called the police, who didn’t show up, and it was only their bravery and weapons that saved their lives.

by Anonymousreply 7506/29/2020

The article at R25 says that the house was originally built for Edward and Anna Busch Faust. It's probably at 1 Portland Place. If you look on Google street view, there's a wall along Kingshighway Blvd. and the entrance to the street is fenced in but not much of an obstacle to determined protesters.

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by Anonymousreply 7606/29/2020

The blonde tub looks nothing like Patty Hearst. Now, her tub, shorty husband looks like Nathan Lane.

by Anonymousreply 7706/29/2020

You in danger of being replaced by a younger model, gurl.

by Anonymousreply 7806/30/2020

When did Betty Broderick get out of jail?

by Anonymousreply 7906/30/2020

Typical lawyers.

by Anonymousreply 8006/30/2020

Our Pistol Packin' Mama has made the Washington Post as the epitome of a Karen.

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by Anonymousreply 8106/30/2020

Ken and Karen: where are they now?

by Anonymousreply 8206/30/2020

[quote] I read on Twitter they are Democrats and that they are representing someone in a police brutality case.

They're trump supporters. They'd represent hitler and Pol Pot if there was a buck in it for them

by Anonymousreply 8306/30/2020

[quote] They'd represent hitler and Pol Pot if there was a buck in it for them

They would be treated like Hitler and Pol Pot if they used weapons to try defend their lives and home from a violent mob.

by Anonymousreply 8407/01/2020

An Elkhart, Indiana lawyer with the same last name as this Missouri couple, is getting all sorts of hate emails and phone calls over this.

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by Anonymousreply 8507/01/2020

Do you think Ken and Karen dye their hair?

by Anonymousreply 8607/02/2020

And what would the story have been if the hadn't protected their property? Do you have internet ? Should I link the murder, melee, ruination that accompanies , follows, develops with these 'peaceful' protest ? Or has something changed ? The media is simply showing this couples REACTION in response to what is really going on, which absurdly is what the agenda marxist media is NOT showing.

by Anonymousreply 8707/02/2020

Gun control please. No one has any right to carry that kind of weapon st home.

by Anonymousreply 8807/02/2020

R88 You are right. The little people have no right to protect themselves. However, if you are wealthy, a wealthy celebrity, a politician...in that case, you have your security staff armed to the teeth.

by Anonymousreply 8907/02/2020

As long as they have permits and have gone to a qualified gun range under a licensed instructor to learn proper firing, carrying and safety techniques, there is no reason they can't have them. If i had been them, I'd just cut to the chase with my XM42 Modular Flamethrower. Given them a taste of their own molotov cocktail medicine with the business end of my 'peace keeper!'

by Anonymousreply 9007/02/2020

I'm not surprised people are pulling out guns when confronted with "peaceful protesters." The "peaceful protester" scream obscenities, smash windows, and spray paint "fuck" on residential dwellings. Fucking assholes.

by Anonymousreply 9107/02/2020

Patty would never wear horizontal stripes. Even in captivity she was fashionable.

by Anonymousreply 9207/02/2020

Can you shoot someone who is pointing a gun at you? If the protestors opened fire on them white logic and laws would say that would be self defense.

by Anonymousreply 9307/02/2020

R90 If they had an instructor, they forgot not to point a gun at each other.

by Anonymousreply 9407/02/2020

Patty was a cheerleader in High School too. Quite popular. She tired of her boring white privilege and longed for some hawt, radical, armpit licking, toe sucking , sex outside her comfort zone and by somebody that knew how!

by Anonymousreply 9507/02/2020

I love their house

by Anonymousreply 9607/02/2020

The house belonged to a brewery heiress. If you don't own a brewery, don't own a house like that which requires a staff of at least 14 full-time servants incl a butler, housekeeper and a cook. That's just the indoor staff.

by Anonymousreply 9707/02/2020

The protesters should have taken that opportunity to ask for employment applications! Opportunity missed.

by Anonymousreply 9807/02/2020

R93 No it wouldn’t because they’d still be the unlawful party who’s trespassing. If they shot at the owners then they’d be charged with attempted murder on top of it.

by Anonymousreply 9907/02/2020

R99 Karen and Kevin don't own the street which belongs to the HOA and the protesters only stepped on the edge of their lawn once or twice.

by Anonymousreply 10007/02/2020

R100 Reason enough to unload !!

by Anonymousreply 10107/02/2020

They had an accomplice.

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by Anonymousreply 10207/02/2020

I assume Karen and Ken are childless, hence all the money, love and effort they put into that mansion.

by Anonymousreply 10307/02/2020

Soon, they'll have to start selling off that faux Louis Quatorze furniture to pay for things. Their law practice, preying mostly on those they tried to pull the guns on, is about to start circling down the drain.

by Anonymousreply 10407/02/2020

Yeah their practice is screwed.

by Anonymousreply 10507/02/2020

Death to the fascists insects that prey upon the life of our rich St. Louis neighborhood!!!

by Anonymousreply 10607/02/2020

Death to them if they prey on mine too! Marxist, Fascist, Opportunist, Anarchist, WTF ever ! My aim would be just as good.

by Anonymousreply 10707/02/2020

She needs a beret.

by Anonymousreply 10807/02/2020

What R108 said.

by Anonymousreply 10907/03/2020

Isn’t this hard evidence for the unsuitability of private streets or gated communities in the modern world? They’re so undemocratic. Also it doesn’t look like it’s good for the inhabitants based on these two psychos.

by Anonymousreply 11007/03/2020

[quote] Isn’t this hard evidence for the unsuitability of private streets or gated communities in the modern world?

It’s evidence for the need of more private streets and gated communities, for protection against the roving packs of violent marauders looking to destroy and kill.

by Anonymousreply 11107/05/2020

Just gonna leave this here - worth a read esp the homophobia part but also the part about them trying to obtain the land that was supposedly trespassed on by claiming squatters rights on community property.

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by Anonymousreply 11207/11/2020

It's unbelievable how many lawyers think the ability to read gives them super powers, and along with Alberto Gonzalez, the law is whatever they want it to be , a kind of gun.

by Anonymousreply 11307/11/2020

How come she’s wearing horizontal stripes?

by Anonymousreply 11407/11/2020

Is he a top or bottom?

Who has had him? Don't be bashful now.

by Anonymousreply 11507/12/2020
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