EastEnders on Britbox US

Just watch them on dailymotion.com. Google "dailymotion Eastenders 22nd June 2020" and you will see last week's episode.

Thanks, R1!

Anyone else watching?

Yes. Poor Chantelle.

Why has Ian turned on Sharon? He killed her son!

Where did Bailey spend lockdown?

Danny's always been my favorite.

Ian is now a cartoon villain. He and Sharon go back to the first years. The writing is terrible. At one point they are talking and Ian says "My nan used to say..." and Sharon says nothing. How much effort and smarts would it take for the writers to insert a normal human response from Sharon, "I remember your nan." THAT would humanize them both which might make it a more difficult storyline to write.

R8 I agree. Why do actors not object to something that doesn't sit with the history of their character?

And Sharon did nothing to lead him on so I don't even understand how the writers can create such a stupid situation where Sharon has to go to war with him. And has been said, it would make much more sense for Ian to buy The Vic to salve his guilt rather than try to get into Sharon's bloomers.

I assumed that’s why he DID buy the Vic.

Lou Beale was such a cow, LOL. Though she was always nice to Ian.

She was ugly as sin but she was a great Granny.

I hoped Letitia would have lost some weight during those months of lockdown and got a decent haircut, she's an attractive woman. And ditched those baggy black outfits too.

Better haircut, her hair is too stringy now.

EastEnders is one of my all-time favorite shows. I started watching here in the U.S. on the local PBS station in the mid 80s. It used to come on weeknights. Years later they switched it from weeknights to just two episodes per week. Unfortunately, because of that we are now about 11 years behind what’s being shown in the U.K. I do have BritBox and I’m loving it because I’m watching the old episodes on PBS and the new episodes on BritBox.

The Chantell story is very powerful and there’s more to come I’m sure. I love my original characters Ian, Sharon, and Ian‘s mom Kathy. I don’t like the story line between Ian and Sharon. I’ve always loved their friendship and I don’t appreciate her writers doing that to them. Plus, I’m bracing myself for when Sharon finds out what Ian did to her son. Phil and Max are still trash. Love my beloved Denise. My favorite new characters, for me, are Linda, Karen, and that hot ass Kheerat. His mother Suki is a real bitch and she needs a good EastEnders ass whipping.

Is it just me or is every East Indian matriarch that has appeared on this show is portrayed as a controlling bitch?

R15 don't even mention that awful Gita!

R11, soft spot for Lou Beal as she reminds me of my nan. Yeah, I'm from that generation and there were lots of working class women like Lou.

R7 Danny is gorgeous there. He has one of those cocks that are darker than the rest of him. I always found that fascinating and sexy.

Sharon's titties must be lactating

r17 That's the beauty of Lou Beale and the writing at that time - the people were real. We all knew someone like her (and you did personally!).

Lou was kind to Arthur when he had his breakdown

They exaggerated back in the 80s, it was a soup opera, but yeah, the characters were recognizable as real types. I realize times have changed but these are not like people you know even today. Danny's character remains more human.

R21, I have been rewatching the original episodes on Dailymotion since lockdown and am precisely at the point of Authur's breakdown.

r22 They write "types" as much then as they do now, but few characters seem real as they did before. There are many women like Karen - supremely trashy, happy-go-lucky, family-oriented but not really caring that she's a shit mother - but no one acts and talks like her. When she described her dream date with Billy as a rom-com at the multiplex and fried chicken and a drink at the Prince Albert, I sat there thinking they're indicating who she is through the dialogue but in a way that no one speaks.

That Danny Dyer is a very good actor, much better than his filmography suggests, helps Mick a lot.

It made sense that Callum is gay but they've stopped developing him. And King Fug Stuart? Have they dropped the whole Committing A Hate Crime On The Night Of Pride when he gay bashed Ben? There is a mix of occasional excellent writing and a lot of stuff that almost works but doesn't.

How did Sharon lose all of the money she inherited from Den (money, The Vic) and Dennis (The Bookies, houses)?

She lost one business by being blackmailed by Tamzin Outhwaite

Surprisingly, Ian lost weight over lockdown, I guess he was getting in shape for Sharon?

Is Frankie a lesbian and is she really Mick's daughter? OMG, Linda and Max are going to have an affair!!! Kathy hasn't had a good storyline in like two years.

Did Dean do any jail time for raping Linda?

Nearly gagged when old lady Tina when in for a smooch on Frankie.

I don't know why but I love that some Americans are fascinated with EastEnders. It's such a British thing to me - there must be loads of references you guys don't understand at all.

The new 'season' has been ok so far, there have been a few cringey moments where they have shown couples 'kissing' but because they are doing social distancing they are not actually kissing. They are handling it fairly well I think.

There's a post in the other EE thread which is paywalled that Ian will be killed off. I can't imagine that. He's one of the legacy characters left, not only from the first episode but from the first years. That would be a big deal.

Such a cull. Chantelle - aww. Max - finally! Jags - good luck with the music career. Kush - if he doesn’t go shirtless again, I riot.

There have been so many casting fuckups in the Oates/Sen era. Peter Beale is very bland. Dottie looks and acts like a smelly pig. The 3 Sikh guys can’t really act.

At least Habiba and Iqra and Bobby Beale all improved quickly.

Also - has Ben being the victim of gay bashing on Pride just been dropped?

R32 Ian isn't being killed off but he is going to be taking an extended break apparently. He just split up with his wife in real life.

R33 Kush is leaving soon as well. Shame as he's the hottest guy in the cast.

We can at least hope Kush can now be free for some nudity in a made for TV movie or indie pic

Any idea why Letitia can't shed the weight? She had that exercise DVD she could follow. It's like she's given up and it's a shame as she's got a pretty face and good legs.

Anyone remember Sonia's exercise DVD? LOL

Maybe Kush can go away and then inexplicable come back in a year or two as bisexual. Lots of potential drama, and hawt scenes, there!

Is it just me or does it seem like every East Indian matriarch they have o this show is a stuck up nasty bitch? Remember Zainab Masood? Interesting watching Zainab on the 10+ year old episodes on my local PBS station and Suki on BritBox. Both are such bitches.

I want Shabnam #2 to return. Kathy needs more to do! I can't remember her last semi-major storyline (sleeping with Mick's father, Buster, about which Shirley never found out?). Yes, Dean is returning.

Here's Dean on the bog, same place recent EE storylines have been found.

He used to be called Deano

Remember that whole big plot where Max was going to make the sq homeless because none of them supported him when he was banged up for killing teenage Lucy?

Who thought that was a convincing storyline?

Max and Linda are going to have a huge affair.

I cannot watch this shit atm, dire the writers!

[quote]Nearly gagged when old lady Tina when in for a smooch on Frankie.

Her face! She looked like an evil leprechaun.

Where's Shirley? She has disappeared. And when the f*** is Jane returning? Surely she knows by now that Max is no longer a threat. Doesn't she want to see her son, Bobby?

It is barely watchable now. And with Kush leaving...

The Jane thing was a weird one as the actress left for a break and must have quit. She must have woken up from her trance and got the hell away from The Beatles once and for all!

Is Jane the one from the crazy angry lady meme?

WTF? No new episodes since Friday.

I don’t watch this show or have BritBox, but it seems like a real failing that BritBox doesn’t have the license. LAME.

[quote]Lou Beale was such a cow, LOL. Though she was always nice to Ian.

fun fact - the actress lived on my street. I also saw Sharon a few times. She used to visit her.

Was Sharon slim then R51?

Yes, R52.

It would really help her if she lost a couple of stone and cut her hair

Years ago - early 90s I guess, I was very into Eastenders for a while. I even motored out to the studios occasionally, where other fans would gather on the streets around the studio.

One day one of the residents of the street took me up to his flat and lo and behold he had a full view of Albert Square from his living room.

This was the era of Sanje & Mina and Adam Woodyatt and that Collins gurl were married. I'm too bad with names to remember who else. The actress who played his mother was having a lot of problems in real life. I even read her book. I don't recognise the person I was then.

[quote]It would really help her if she lost a couple of stone and cut her hair

Does she have those ridiculously long extensions, so many gurls like her have now?

Yes R56 and often curled and worn over the chest. Plus she's never been so heavy.

[quote]Yes [R56] and often curled and worn over the chest.

LOL. Thought so.

No, for assaulting Roxy.

Sorry, that was for the earlier poster who asked if Dean served time for raping Linda.

EE doesn’t have a license with Britbox US? That makes no sense. Britbox US is run by BBC and ITV.

Any nudes of the new Peter?

I want to thank the person who invented "Closed Caption." Have trouble understanding their accents.

Shirley and Gray are going to hook up. Wow!

Peter and Ash are going to hook up! By the way, how could ANYONE think Kathy is 45 years old?! WTF?

Kathy doesn’t look 45 but she doesn’t look 70 either. Leave my Kath alone.

Did Bobby accidentally kill his sister Lucy or did he have a momentary psychotic moment? From the look of things, he’s about to kill again.

He accidentally killed Lucy. It looks like lockdown has had a bad effect on his mental health. I’m glad at least one of the soaps is tackling this issue.

Bobby is obviously OCD. New Lily is such a brat. Hate her. Where's her bio dad?

R67, Lily’s bio dad is Whitney’s brother. He’s been MIA for the past few years. He was hot looking.

Stacey has three children from three different men? How slutty. Why no birth control or condoms?

No child from her first love Bradley. I miss that character so much.

R69 I resent that!

Kathy is soooo annoying. I cringe every time I hear her gruff and butchy voice tutting at Ian at the caf.

Bye bye Habiba.

Bitch couldn’t act and had a stupid character name.

Kush should open an onlyfans to raise funds, he's gorgeous!

Eastenders have become a burden to watch. Even the early 2000s or late 1990s were better. The characters are so small and cartoon like. No one really cares about them. I force myself to watch it hoping it will turn around. Here's an opinion: Eastenders is roughly an accurate depiction of characters in the real world. And people are just shitty cartoon-like humanoids now!

R75, I think Bobby is an exception nowadays. He’s very sympathetic and two dimensional.

R68 his name was Ryan, played by Neil McDermott - I agree, he was hot.

I think the guy who played Andy - Jack Derges - was one of the hottest guys Eastenders has ever had though.

I think Neil McDermott, Jack Derges, Paul Nicholls, David Witts and Davood Ghadami are the hottest guys ever on EE. Nicholls was particularly stunning. He hasn’t aged well, though.

Paul showed his willy in a gay themed movie.

Ben Hardy was also a stunner

Paul Nicholls was GORGEOUS!

Years ago I enjoyed EastEnders on BBC In America, before that channel turned into one big shitfest of crap completely not related to British broadcasting.

Tiffany has a fat ass. She's well suited to Keegan.

Ben Hardy needs to do nudity before he hits the proverbial wall, as pretty blonds are wont to do.

Talk about EastEnders hotties, Zack Morris as Keegan has to be one of the most gorgeous men that has ever appeared on this show.

I wish BritBox with make all the episodes available. I am in the States and we’re about 12 years behind what they’re currently showing in the UK.

R80, I agree that Zack Morris is one of the best looking guys ever on EE. But his character and his acting are bottom of the barrel in my book.

Ben Hardy never did anything for me although I realize he ‘s good looking. Zero sex appeal. His replacement is hotter.

Here in the U.S., I watch 2008 episodes on PBS (Saturday mornings at 9 and 9:30 am) and current (2020) episodes on dailymotion.com. I must say that I find the 2008 episodes more interesting than the current ones. Why the HELL did the show kill off Ronnie Mitchell? Roxie was a tedious mess but Ronnie was a complex, interesting character!

I'm watching from the beginning on Dailymotion. Up to 1988. God, it was great at the beginning.

I loved the first years when it was on PBS.

The reveal of the father of Michelle's baby was so fabulously done.

I tried to watch some episodes on Dailymotion and like YouTube, it just seems like an unorganized mess. The episodes are not organized in order of airdates. I would love to at least be able to watch the Den Watts return episodes in order.

Is Dot Cotton still with us?

She had what would have been a great "farewell" episode when Dr Legg died, but they brought her back to reintroduce smelly Dotty.

Dot was ugly but lovable. Imagine waking up next to that in the morning though!

R90, you have to do a search on Dailymotion that's like (play around) Classic Eastenders January 1987 or Jan 1987, etc. I get them by month. Save them in an file (Dailymotion does this automatically) then go into file and watch by date.

Pretty sure Den's return episodes are available on YouTube or daily motion, I watched them in order last year. Sharon looked really good back then and bagged a hottie in Dennis!

Even Ian was cute at the beginning!

The guy who played Joey

Like Sharon and Michelle before me, I had a big crush on Calvin.

I'd suck Joey off in the square with Dot Cotton watching

Surely you mean Kelvin, R98. The actor’s gay, does a lot of musicals.

Did anyone catch that beautiful scene between Stacey and that hot Kheerat. Superb acting by Lacy Turner. I love me some Bradley so her mentioning his death was very emotional for me. Oh and hell yeah. I would fuck that hot Kheerat right there in the office too.

Lacy Turner really proved in those scenes what an invaluable asset she is to that show. Hopefully once she has that second kid she’ll return and stay for many years to come.

Who was Joey? Why/how did he leave Walford?

How long before Gray is found out?

Gray didn't really kill her, or did he leave her to die?

Joey was Max and Jack's nephew. His dad was an irredeemably ugly, fat bully called Derek who bangs Kat right in her pussy!

Gray pushed her and she got impaled by a knife in the dishwasher. Shit happens. Although he’s a tad more guilty of manslaughter than Janine, who really just pushed Barry while not intending to kill him.

Janine left Barry to die, the fall didn't kill him. Both failed to get emergency help and are therefore culpable. Who leaves a dishwasher door open anyway?

I'd like to see Gray naked, chased around the square by the fraus of Walford, wielding torches and pitchforks

Why hasn’t Sharon and Karen have any scenes together since Chantelle’s death. Sharon is the mother of Karen’s grandchild. They’ve both recently loss children. I hate when writers miss obvious character beats like that.

R108 I saw that too. They really give Letitia very little, even the episodes with her son's death and funeral they didn't close the episode with her scenes or make her to main focus.

Letitia’s arrogance is keeping her from ever losing weight. She need a slap down for her “I could give a monkeys” attitude.

She isn't arrogant, she has big bones

I love Sharon. Ruby, not so much. Martin is already on his THIRD marriage? Why hasn't Jane returned? I bet Gray will get what's coming to him on Christmas Day. Is Dot gone for good?

R112 that was concise!

We need a story line where a straight guy goes Gay For Pay. Really shake up the Square! Perhaps Gray, looses his job, etc.

I like Ruby. She's so superior with her money and her nice wardrobe.

Last year I really enjoyed EastEnders and thought it was improving, now it's awful and getting worse. Sad how far and quickly it's fallen. They need to fire Jon Sen. Mick's story is the only one I'm finding remotely interesting.

So Kush, who was ALWAYS the "good guy" is suddenly a villain?

Damn Kush! That was horrible. Something will come through for the Slaters. I can’t imagine EastEnders without them but we know Kush is leaving. I predict Martin will find out how Ruby and Suki cheated. Suki needs to get checked and soon.

Kush needs to be chased round the square naked by an enraged fat Kat

If Ian would just lose 20 pounds and not dress like an unmade bed he'd look halfway decent.

R114 Just the other day I was thinking Peter should be lured into the rentmen-gay escort scene. He was talking to Ash in the Prince Albert telling her how hard it was finding work right now. There's the perfect opportunity for some well-heeled guy to come in to the place and offer him some cash for sex. Plus, he's already a wannabe personal trainer. His clientele would simply change a bit.

So what's Shirley "big upcoming storyline"? Dean is returning!

Shirley takes Gray down to the basement of No. 1 for some BDSM, as he begs to be punished.

Rumor that Frankie is actually Stuart’s biological daughter-her mother Katy had been sexually abusing Mick and Stuart.

It's time to dispense with Stuart and Rainie. And who gets Abi Jr. when Max exits?

On another note, watching Bobby as an OCD germaphobe is about as interesting as hearing about Sean O'Connor's overfilled trash bins and marauding foxes.

What does Kush see in Kat? She's 50 if she's a day, frightening looking under all that slap, looks the type to do loud farts and, after 4 kids, her titz must reach her saggy belly.

R6 At some point we heard that Bailey was staying with some other family member (of Mitch's, I believe). They repeated this after Chantelle died, and Mitch mentioned that he was going there to tell Bailey about what had happened to Chantelle in person.

R126, it’s a fucking ridiculous random pairing. They’re incompatible in every single way and he would never have been attracted to her-he was far more discerning in his taste when it came to pussy.

Wait, is Max leaving the show???

Apparently they're shutting EE down one character at a time.

R129 Yes, that was announced back in September.

Ugh, Ian and Stacey are also leaving! WTF?

Does Kheerat remove his turban when he has sex?

Ian only out for an "extended break", ten weeks.

Why hasn't Sharon's dodgy real dad shown up to give her some money?

I just watch EE on PBS (currently 2008 episodes) and Wellard died!!!!!

r136, that was a sad episode. It’s been wonderful watching the old PBS episodes and the current ones on BritBox.

A bit of sad news about Dame Barbara Windsor who played the legendary Peggy Mitchell. Her dementia has progressed to the point where she had to be put in a home.

Danielle (spoiler: Ronnie's long-lost daughter) just arrived in Walford (on PBS, episodes from 2008 on now). Also, a new guy named Callum (NOT Ben's bf) arrived and he likes Stacey (who seems to be back with Bradley). Peggy is about to marry Archie and the Masoods are trying to start a take-away food business named Masala Masood.

Oh I know all about this Archie. He’s going to be a lot of fun.

Tina's the next to be written out.

She's kinda goofy, but sweet. I think I'll miss her.

I’ll miss her, too. She was at her best when her mum Sylvie’s health was failing.

I like Tina. She just about pulls off being close to fifty but dressing and behaving like a 14-year-old lesbian circa 2003.

Has the actor who plays Peter done any nudity like the previous actor?

They are getting rid of characters,like Tina and Kush, who viewers have warm feelings about and retaining caricatures of humans. Stupid shitty decisions.

Maybe they enjoyed the family time during lockdown and want to stay away.

What actor in their right mind would ask to be let go during a pandemic when soaps are about the only medium right now providing some kind steady work?

Shane Richie and Jessica Plummer - Alfie and Chantelle - are on I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! 2020. I wonder how Chantelle’s fabulous mop of hair will go. Apart from them, I’ve heard only of Mo Farrah and Victoria Derbyshire.

You've never heard of sexy AJ from Strictly Come Dancing?

^ I’m Australian. I know Craig Revell Horwood ...

Too bad they don't want to do something different and provocative, cuz I can think of one way for Peter to make some cash pretty quickly to send to homeless Lauren and Louie.

Hollyoaks did it with gay Harry, but this would be a G4P rentboy story with Peter. Has any soap done that yet? And it would fit right in with him being a fledgling personal trainer.

That’s a great idea, R150. The least he could would be to present his hole on an OnlyFans page.

R150 but he won't show cock or ass so would be a disappointment. Have we seen NuPeter shirtless yet?

R151 Right! That would be another idea. .. And if broke Peter didn't even have the resources to set up his own cam equipment, then he could go to something like a flirt4free studio operator and do chats and performances in one of their "hotels" til he made enough to venture out on his own. .. He's so tall, that it would be believable to learn that Peter's proportionate peter has become very popular very quickly. .. I could also see a future story where some wealthy guy becomes slightly obsessed with him and wants him to be exclusive.

R150/R150, those are excellent ideas.

When Pete was a kid, he was a sweet kid. Now he’s an ass. I hate how he treats Bobby. Lucy wasn’t a big lost. She was such a bratty annoying bitch.

You’d think he’d have worked through his anger at Bobby during the years he was in New Zealand. But this show, time and time again, “freezes” its characters so when they return to Walford after extended time away we not only don’t learn of what they were up to during that time we see no character development whatsoever. I’m looking especially at you, Kathy.

Lol yea Kathy is pretty much the same person she always was in spite of all those years on the run.

At least when Sharon came back in 2001 she was written as more confident, sure of herself and stronger.

When she came back in 2012 she was a darker character with a drug problem, less cheerful because of all she'd gone through and mature because she had a kid.

Peter is still a good guy, they just need to twist him into someone more brooding to fit the story lines.

R157, there was a tiny hint of a darker, even ruthless Kathy when she first reappeared but that vanished soon enough and she was back to being that reassuring shoulder to cry on buttering sandwiches in the cafe. The woman was most likely a serious grifter all those years she was on the run with Gavin. I’d like to see one of their victims turn up in Walford.

I love Kathy just the way she is. I personally think she’s a stronger person as well. I’ve never seen her on Ian’s ass like she is now and she should be. She’s pissed and don’t care what anyone thinks.

Since I only started watching EE ca. 2008, I only know the "Kathy"character from this run. . And honestly, I preferred Taylforth as "Sandy Roscoe" over on Hollyoaks. .. On EE, I get the idea that they really don't know what to do with her now beyond having her fill the vacuum left after Jane walked out of Ian's pathetic life.

Kathy was pretty much the same character since 1985, just aged. She's not a leading lady type although she did justice to her rape storyline yonks ago

Good god, that montage at the end of last night’s episode was atrocious.

What was the montage?

All the different suspects in Ian’s attack. Tina licking off blood from her hand-uggh.

I thought the montage was well done. I love a good whodunnit. What Ian said to his mom Kathy was true in that there are no angels in that square. I hope we get a scene where Kathy reads everyone for filth and calls them out on their hypocrisy.

When for the love of God will Suki Panesar get her comeuppance? I can’t stand that bitch!

Tina did it!

There was one shot in the montage of Suki sitting in the nightclub looking up at where the CCTV camera is, showing us she was setting up her alibi. I’d like it to turn out she served time for GBH, perhaps towards someone who’d raped her, giving us some idea why she is the way she is.

Sharon Beale, everybody.

Sharon isn't divorced yet, surely?

blech.

If Leticia lost some weight she would still be a stunner

RIP Barbara Windsor

Good grief! Another suicide story among The Carter Family. The show just did the one with Lee a few years ago.

Oh, and since Steven was stupidly killed off, they have to turn Peter into a bad Beale in order to create some "drama".

Still pissed about losing Kush, and not looking forward to Lucas Johnson returning. How does a serial killer of five get out in 10 years?

Still waiting for Suki to get her ass kicked.

R174, same reason Ian Beale was released from the hospital just a few days after a 50/50 chance he’d survive from bleeding on the brain.

Horrendous writing.

And DI Thompson was so badly beaten that mortician Stuart thought he was dead ... yet he was able to crawl out of the coffin in the mortuary fridges where he'd been stashed with no clothes on ... and show up for work.

Gray kills Tina.

Sharon's killing Ian.

Denise is contmplating on how Lucas didn't kill her.

Too much of same.

I wonder if Sharon will do the unthinkable and shag Squeal Beale so he doesn't annul their marriage?

I don’t think Tina’a actually dead.

She is dead, the actress confirmed this is how she leaves in an interview.

R180, you really think she’d divulge a twist? She ain’t dead.

r181, I agree. I’ve seen situations before when the actor say they and there character are gone and BAM, they show up as a big surprise. Whether she’s dead or not, let’s wrap this up and watch Gray get held accountable.

Let's get him strip searched.

Why isn't Denny buried with his gorgeous dad?

I think Tina's actually dead, and I'm thinking Gray probably sticks around long enough to stick it to lovestruck, Whitney?

I think there’s a reason in last night’s episode they included a shot of the not quite shut trunk of Gray’s car. Tina didn’t suffocate. She survived.

We'll see. .. But I thought that shot of the bit of shower curtain hanging out of the trunk of Gray's car was simply there to provide some added tension that Jack or DCI Arthurs might see it and ask the already-nervous and suspicious-acting Gray, "What's in the boot?"

That’s true, R186.

I think the actress is totally bluffing when she said Tina died. They wouldn’t have given her a send-off of a brief confrontation scene followed by one single shot where it looks like he strangled her.

I wonder what Gray did with Tina's body.

I noticed that Friday's EE episode that included Mick finally confronting pedophile Katy and confessing to Linda what's going on with him was written by the amazing Kevin Rundle from Hollyoaks. As Senior Story Consultant and writer, Rundle shepherded that soap's recent award-winning storyline about sexual abuse inflicted upon teenage boys, Ollie and Brody, by football coach, Buster.

Danny Dyer was dire yet again in that episode but man, Simine Lahbib was fucking great and so was Kellie Bright. It was well written, Rundle did a good job. Maybe things will improve in 2021.

Lahbib was great as the lessie prison governor is Bad Girls

Danny Hatchard looked semi-hot with that hairstyle and scruff.

This is my first time seeing Lee Carter. Is he the gay son?

R193 No. The gay son is "Jonathan (Johnny) Carter."

Two actors have played the role: Sam Strike (l) and Ted Reilly (r).

They need to recast.

Danny-Boy (such a stupid name) should have been replaced by the guy who plays Ben. That guy looks a lot like D-B.

R195 Yeah, he saw the light and finally dropped the "Boy" some time ago, going by "Danny Hatchard" now.

Ah, R196, that’s good. Is he out?

R197 Not to my knowledge, but then I don't really follow him.

None of the UK soaps did that well for the Christmas episode, but EE was at the bottom.

In another news. dull Sonia is exiting, while Dotty is returning, ugh.

Sharon will no doubt be reduced to a catatonic blob when her scheme is finally exposed. Of course this will happen on or around the anniversary of Denny’s death next month. Playing catatonic is the only thing Leticia Dean is good at. Remember how Sharon responded to Dennis’ murder? Although apparently Dean was reeling from the collapse of her marriage, was in an extreme depression and the script supposedly had to he rewritten to give her as little dialogue as possible because poor Tish had to be spoon fed her lines.

R200 she either goes catatonic or flies off somewhere. Saying that, I'm glad they've been putting her front and centre for the last 2 years. Before then she barely got an interesting storyline.

I think Letitia is an excellent actress and has kept Sharon very distinct. Saying that, I wish she'd watch her only fitness DVD and lose some weight. She's got a very pretty face but I'm sick of seeing her in baggy black tops.

R201, I respectfully disagree. I think Dean’s an awful actress and had only been good as camp value now and then (like her bit in the kitchen last night).

I doubt Sharon will just fly off somewhere. She’ll have to face some consequences for what she’s doing to Ian.

I mean in the face of huge loss they either send her catatonic or send her off screen. Why do you think she's a horrible actress? She plays Sharon very believably as a certain type of woman.

Her acting has always been either stiff or over the top. There’s a reason she’s never been nominated for any awards. I admit I thought she did a good job in the scenes when Sharon was face to face with Den again but that’s probably because her own real life emotions fuelled her work. She’s widely regarded as a crappy actress but loved as an “icon.”

I wouldn't say she has been considered a crappy actress.

I thought Letitia Dean did excellent work when Sharon was mourning over her son Denny.

R206 I agree, she is very underrated and can be terrific

Loved Linda’s assault on Katy. I wish it was shot in close-up, though.

R208 That was Shirl who assaulted Katy. ;-)

And Sharon can't possibly believe she'll get away with poisoning Ian. Anyone with half a brain cell can see what's going on.

Another cancer arc for Jean? .. Enough already.

Suki hitting on Peter. ... ewwww. .. Is she going to pay him? .. This would only be interesting if it were Peter's first step to becoming a full-fledged, heteroflexible rent boy.

On another note, I see Ben is still wearing grandpa's zipper polo from the 50s.

How did Sharon lose her money from inheriting from Den and Dennis?

R209, sorry, I meant Linda, the actress who plays Shirley! Heh heh.

Shirley is still dressing like a tart?

Sharon won't really go through with shagging Squeal Beale?!

So Suki really get to chomp on Peter’s meat. I wonder if she swallowed his load. I know I would.

Sharon? You in danger girl.

I bet Lauren gave rubbish blow jobs.

R216 Put a big glob of peanut butter on it, and she'd lick it clean.

Jesus Christ, how bad was last night’s episode?

R218 I kept watching just to see how bad it was going to get.

Ian didn't even have his oyster card

I think he still had his wallet on him. I think this is a fake-out and it isn’t his ten week departure. The Jake Wood/Max departure must be tied into this, for some reason.

I was obsessed back when my PBS showed the main seasons with Bianca and Rickaaaay, Ian Beale, Carol Jackson, Grant and Phil, etc. Even bought commemorative booklets in London on the show.

But then the character David Wicks (Bianca's secret sire!) departed, and my PBS station dropped the franchise, and so for me it was Goodnight, Vienna.

I wonder if Ian tried a fondle Sharon's tits?

I'd take Peter into the bogs of The Queen Vic, pull his pants down and deep throat his 8-incher!

[quote]I'd take Peter into the bogs of The Queen Vic, pull his pants down and deep throat his 8-incher!

So proud!

Kate Oates on Davood ....

"Davood is a fantastic actor and a HUGELY popular company member, so we will miss him HUGELY."

So why did his HUGELY get axed?

Would you swallow his load, R224?

Asking for a friend.

Yes I certainly would R227 then rim his ass

What I wouldn’t give to lick Davood’s feets.

Do you think Peter has blond pubes?

I bet he does.

I imagine it would be the same color as his chest hair (visible if you click the link).

Mmmm he's lovely. Pity no nipple shots

I bet Peter has a really horny pink penis head

I'm thinking Hudson doesn't show his full chest, because he's still kinda dough-y and might need some more work in the gym. He used to shave it too.

I also wonder where those cheek bones came from. A few years ago, his face looked different.

He's a beauty, I'd buy his apples

R236, oh dear. He was creepy looking. A forner fattie, I would suspect.

R15, What PBS is showing old episodes?

WLIW/Ch 21 in NY is currently showing episodes from October 2008.

Just when you thought the show couldn’t get any worse than shit like last night’s episode happened.

Can Lucas please drown little Lexi? Please?

Lexi was a nasty little turn to Ian. Be funny if they chopped her

Any bulge shots of Peter?

Yeah, R241 ... I didn't think any kid could be more annoying than Amy, but Lexi is just OTT in every fuckin' scene.

I have no interest in Billy's "feelings". By the time he shouted, "You're dead to me!" and smashed the teapot, I was laughing. Goodbye.

And how does a serious offender on license like Lucas just pick up and go on holiday to Ibiza without applying to the parole board for approval? .. And moving onto the Square? They already said, part of Lucas' restrictions was to stay off the Square and away from Denise. This story is rather unbelievable.

Oh god, more of Kathy nagging Sharon about Ian coming up. How many more scenes like this are we going to get? .. And speaking of Sharon, why is she getting cozy with Phil? He's just as much to blame for Denny's death as Ian, since he's the one who caused the boat to sink in the first place. Makes no sense.

They should really think about having another gay in the wings already for the eventual Ben-Callum split over Callum's secret. I'd guess Ben will go back to anonymous hook-ups via Crusadr, but having a recast Johnny Carter around to console Callum would make sense, as our Junior Solicitor would probably understand Constable Halfwit's dilemma with The Mitchells.

I don't look at ratings much, but I noticed during the last reporting period that three of the four episodes of EE didn't even make the Top 30 programmes, and the episode for18 Jan. only pulled in something over 18% of the audience with a consolidated figure of about 4.3 million viewers. (Yeah, watching poisoned Ian stumble around the square while Kathy and Max nagged him about Sharon and going to the doctor was pretty dull. .. Team Oates-Sen has been there two years now .. there doesn't seem to be much upward movement.

Letitia Dean deserves a Best Actress nomination for her great work this year. She's underappreciated.

Kellie Bright’s delivery of “Well, shame on you, Sharon. SHAME ON YOU” was fabulous.

R247 what was she referring to?

Sharon knowing that Phil was the one who attacked Ian and letting Tina get accused of it.

The new guy (said to be a ladies man).

James Farrar to play Zach Hudson.

Such a deep cum gutter. It almost looks a little freaky .. lol!

I guess he’s for Whitney-yawn.

I've been waiting for them to put Whitney and Kush together for about two years now. So it looks like they're finally doing it, but then he gets the heave-ho. Way to go EE.

Big announcement tonight, apparently. It’s supposedly good news but I’ll be the judge of that.

Maddy Hill as Nancy Carter is returning after five years. Good news in my book.

I like Maddy as Nancy, but I would prefer to hear that Jonathan Carter has been recast.

R135 Apparently, they've just filmed scenes for Gavin's upcoming funeral-wake.

Per Digital Spy:

[quote] New on-location pictures from production have confirmed that Gavin Sullivan (Paul Nicholas) has been killed off, though presumably off-screen as there is currently no news on plans to bring him back. We see arch enemies Sharon (Letitia Dean) and Kathy Beale (Gillian Taylforth) leave the 'Celebration of Life' wake for Sharon's biological father and Kathy's ex-husband, with the pictures show a sign saying: "Gavin Sullivan 1946-2021".

Will he leave all his worldly goods to "Princess"?

He no doubt will, R257, but realistically wouldn’t his assets have been frozen? I hope if she does get a windfall Ian blackmails her for it and he gives the money to Kathy and also to Bobby’s foundation for Lucy.

I got the idea that Gavin didn't have much when he was last on. As I recall, he bought that house out in the country with Sharon's money; at the end, he was arrested.

Yeah, R259, I suspect there will be some retconning going on there.

I still can’t believe we never got a positive confirmation of Wilmott-Brown’s death. And wouldn’t he have left anything to Kathy?

R260 Thinking about it ... Given that Wilmott-Brown had a heart attack, he could have survived, but suffered some long-term disability and eventually been transferred by "the board" to a nursing facility where he had to be spoon fed. ... And he would have been a good candidate for residents of Albert Square to read about in the newspaper reporting that he died there last year due to COVID ... with a very messy and complicated probate still pending.

Yeah, R261, I thimk they kept his condition ambiguous on purpose. Shamelessness and other idiots at WW insisted he’d died but there never was any confirnation of any kind. And there was never any investigation of his son’s murder, was there? Phil was responsible for that.

How could Ian blackmail Sharon? There's nothing linking her to his poisoning. Plus she has that voicemail

You don’t know what evidence could surface, R263. At least Ian has a damning toxicology report now.

We’re talking Ian Beale here, the Master of blackmails. Or him and his mom Kathy could do it the EastEnders way bust Sharon and Phil out, with receipts, in front of the whole cast at the Queen Vic. I also don’t think Tina is dead so her showing up would be the cherry on top.

Well, I hope Max contributes something to exposing Sharon and Phil before he leaves Walford on the 19th.

I'm thinking maybe Max makes contact with the doctor, letting him know that Ian is now missing, and presses the medic for the results of the toxicology tests. Perhaps the doctor would communicate what they found to him, because Max was actually there in the exam room with Ian when the tests were ordered, so he's already privy to Ian's medical condition. With that info, Max could blackmail Sharon for attempted first degree murder and get the money he's owed from her (or Phil), which would allow him to leave.

That’s a good theory, R267. And probably more or less correct.

Max is such a tosser though so I want him to have a drab little exit

R243 You might see more of "Peter" on the February 16th episode:

[quote] Meanwhile, Ash has been out all night with Peter Beale, drowning her sorrows from the break up. It’s clear that Peter is still smitten with Ash and he tries to get her to come back to his place. Ash refuses to respond to his flirting and politely turns him down. But Peter won’t be beaten just yet. In a bid to get her attention, he runs laps of Albert Square in nothing but a superhero cape.

Sounds entirely stupid, though.

Will Peter be in a gold jock strap?

If Peter's actually supposed to be naked under the cape, then maybe they put him in a flesh-colored sock with some VELCRO® attached to his pubes.

Uhhh...so is there going to be a storyline where Sharon’s baby Albie has Downs Syndrome and she didn’t even know it?

Cheeky chappy light entertainment guy Brian Conley has been cast as Sonia’s long lost father Terry Cant. Or, as I’m sure Danny Dyer will endlessly call him, Terry Cunt.

Can someone just kill Keegan now and put him out of his misery? So sick of his Debbie Downer routine (albeit, he does look better with some hair on his head). btw - Just last week, Dottie was begging Ruby for more hours at the club, with the boss saying she'd see what she could do, but now there are hours available for Keegan to work there as well?

Jack's a real asshat to tell Max about Mick's sexual abuse. In the past, the show has tried hard to make Jack and Mick look like their some kind of best mates.

Still can't believe they're finally putting Whit and Kush together, only to write him off. And just as anticipated, I really enjoyed their scene.

On the flip side, I figured they were heading towards a Phil and Kat hook-up months ago, but what a descent for her going from hot Kush to fugly Filth.

Had to laugh at Kathy's line about Sharon being "a manky ol' swamp" .. lol!

Well, R275, she was actually referring to Sharon’s pussy, saying Phil was “going fishing in some manky old swamp” after the line about “bridge under the water.”

Kat and Phil? Give me a fucking break. ZERO chemistry between those two. This relationship could ultimately sink the ship IMO.

Yeah, I got what Kathy was referring to, R276. That's why it made me laugh. Thanks for the full line.

Kathy’s reading of Sharon to Phil was one of the funniest things I’ve seen on EE in quite awhile. It’s a shame because Kath was best mates with Sharon’s mom, the LEGENDARY Angie Watts.

Walford's new supercouple?

blech!

I’m telling you, I think a Kat/Phil pairing could be the final nail in the coffin of this show. Viewers will be switching off in droves.

R280 How appropriate that their smushname can be "Khil".

Haha, R281. That’s perfect.

Just curious. How long will we have to wait for Phil to get a comeuppance? His pudgy ugly ass always winning is getting very, very tiresome. Would it kill the writers for Ian to come back and have a truly successful revenge on Phil for once?

How did Max’ trifling ass get custody of Baby Abi? Why didn’t Tanya get custody?

Max killed his daughter and no repercussions

Since Max was in prison for a crime he didn't commit, perhaps that can be looked upon as some kind of 'replacement' repercussion.

No he only served a few months and he is repulsive. How could lovely Lucy allow him to deflower her?

Abi died after Max did his time in prison.

Phil should pay for ordering the hit job on Wilmott-Brown’s son Luke. Or at least for having his choppers removed.

Phil lost Peggy. He's suffered enuf, innit?

Those fraus over at WW can’t handle the possibility that Steve McFadden wasn’t at Barb’s memorial service because a rift had developed between them. Ross Kemp was there and apparently gave a deeoly moving eulogy.

When Windsor passed, McFadden said he was "devastated." Articles indicated that due to COVID restrictions, no more than 30 people could attend recent service. (See quote in linked article.) Maybe Steve will be involved in the much larger wake that they're already planning for 2022.

Nope, R290. They were estranged. McFadden apparently got into a fight with Barbara’s husband Scott over a business matter-he was McFadden’s manager for a few years. Barbara naturally took her husband’s side and the longstanding personal friendship between her and McFadden came to an end.

The guy playing Isaac has a fugly nose and a horrible speaking voice. Not sexy AT ALL.

What the fuck is up with Sharon befriending Jean? And is the show now being sponsored by Greggs, hence the two iced buns references? Will tomorrow night’s episode feature their sausage rolls?

Why shouldn't Sharon befriend weird Jean?

r293, I agree with that question. Yes, Jean has some emotional challenges but she’s probably the sweetest person in the whole Square.

Yes but this is strrictly a contrivance so Jean can be a go between for her and Kat who’s now shagging Phil.

Sharon is much sexier than kitty Kat. And a better actress.

Jessie Wallace, by all accounts, is a total cunt but she’s a much better actress than Tish Dean. There’s a reason Wallace has won a shitload of awards and Tish ain’t won crap.

There’s a very interesting interview with soap star agent turned novelist Melanie Blake in which she says the following:

And look at Ronnie and Roxy in EastEnders – truly one of the biggest mistakes ever in the history of soap – that should never have been allowed to happen, I still can’t believe no one stepped in to stop it. Talking of Eastenders, nobody knows this as I have never told this story before but Kathy wasn’t meant to be killed off. Gillian always intended to return at some point but Adam Woodyatt went to the bosses and said he was tired of the stuff he was getting and wanted something juicy so came up with the idea of killing off his mum off screen and that was that.

It took 15 years of pitching to get around that mistake. And not only is she still a fabulous actress, but doesn’t she look amazing, she hasn’t changed a bit – Ian Beale looks like her dad! It’s dog eat dog, they’re best of friends but it’s dog eat dog. If it hadn’t been for me pitching over and over to get Kathy back It wasn’t easy – it was only after they saw her in Hollyoaks that they realised how much EastEnders was missing her and hired her, by then I wasn’t actually working with Gillian as she’d taken some time out after moving back from Liverpool where she’d been filming Hollyoaks so they called her direct – but it was my idea.

Thank you Melanie Blake! Damn Adam, that was cold but Gillian is ageless and Adam looks like shit. At least he lost that Charlie Slater weight.

The fraus at WW are in denial over their precious little Adam getting Kathy killed off screen. Idiots.

Great clip about 12 minutes in about a little show premiering soon called EastEnders:

So are Vinnie and Callum going to engage in the homosex. I’m guessing they’ll do it the night before Callum marries Ben.

TMI.

[quote] So I've got the biggest bollock in the world and the smallest bollock in the world. If it's a cold day then my winkle looks like a little slug lying on an apple.

It must be doing in his nut (s).

Maybe Oates should run with this real-life story for a PSA on EastEnders.

Linda can be the first to notice that something doesn't look right down there.

After surgery Mick can walk around the flat wearing the recommend jock strap!

And countless jokes about him not being able to have sex for six whole weeks!

I hate the kid playing Lily. But at least they’ve recently gotten rid of her Junior Chav hairstyle.

I hate the little bastard Lexi, as nasty as her turd of a father

Wow! Suki has a heart after all. I love watching her daughter Ash read her for filth. Long overdue!

Did Suki get to suck on Peter's big dong?

Not on that. She swallowed his load and loved it.

So Sharon's gonna take a ride on the Kheeretmobile?

Does he take his turban off during sex?

Sharon and Kheerat is almost as bad a pairing as Kat and Kush. And Kat and Phil. And Kush and Denise.

Sharon is still sexy at least as a MILF with big boobs and good legs

And a big bum. Don’t forget the bum.

Letitia is very top heavy. Maybe she's a drinker.

I bet she is. Bitch probably loves a G&T the second it’s a wrap.

Letitia was extremely good in the Denny dead episodes yet no award nominations. Snobbery.

I disagree. I think she’s a very weak actress who is given a pass time and time again because of her “personality.”

I guess they’ll have to drop in some mention about Prince Philip in tonight’s episode?

R319 Your comment reminded me of this article from a few months ago.

EastEnders is so weird. Like the Slaters are like Holy deities. Scumbag Stacey robbed hundreds of thousands from Ruby because reasons yet someone farts in Stacey’s presence and she goes full chav?

Also King Fug Stewart/Stuart gay bashed Ben on Pride weekend and faced no consequences. So, so weird.

[quote] Does he take his turban off during sex?

I’m picturing waist-length curls. Think Naveen Andrews in The English Patient.

[quote] Paul showed his willy in a gay themed movie.

Was that Clapham Junction with Paul Nicholls? It’s terrible but watchable. James Willy shows off his pink cock when cottaging with Rupert Graves in a Maurice reunion.

Yes R323 that's the one, it was made to celebrate the 40th anniversary of homosexuality being decriminalised here in the UK

Davood's got a new gig! That was quick! I might have to start watching Holby again. I gave it up not long after they fucked-up Marc Elliott's "Isaac Mayfield" character.

imo - The show has been a real mess the last couple of years - reflected in it's piss-poor ratings (no longer even in the Top 50 shows). I guess the EP from "Casualty" has been moved over to try to fix it.

He’s so yummy. Too bad he probably won’t cross over on Casualty with the gay kid who played his little brother on EE.

Oh my God, they killed Kush! You bastards!

He had a hot ass (and feets) but he couldn’t live forever.

Gray killed Kush. It’s past time for Gray to be put down as the murderous mutt that he is. Fuck this sorry ass writing.

I guess they did this to make room for Sharon's brother?

Poor Whitney. Who in the Square will want to fuck her now? Her vag is cursed!

So there will no doubt be a Who Killed Gray storyline since anyone close to Chantelle, Tina or Kush would be out for revenge. I hope the murderer is Carmel,

What a waste of Kush's lovely big fat pinga. That Gray is a complete shite. And I highly doubt when he was born "Gray" was a viable name.

If EE go lazy and have all the CCTV in the tube not working they need to go fuck themselves. As a Londoner I know we are on camera every second we are in stations and trains.

I was over the Gray story a few months ago. The death of Kush makes it even worse.

As someone on Digital Spy opined, they originally promoted this as a powerful domestic abuse drama, and it's basically devolved into a shock-effect serial killer story.

And I've been over anything furthering "Poor Pitiful Whitney," since even before the Leo King material aired. I can only guess we'll get more of that with Gray and Whit.

I’d have been much more OK if Gray had murdered Tiff, Keegan, Whitney or Shirley.

Before he exits, can Gray murder Mitch?

Mitch, Lexi, Lola, the list could go on and on.

That new soap from the BBC can't come soon enough. Any rumors on who the creator will be?

R336, maybe Tony Jordan and Sarah Phelps?

EastEnders' Katie Jarvis yelled 'black lives don't matter', 'dirty black cunts' & 'I was on EastEnders, I am a celebrity'; slapped child on seaside rampage

Katie Jarvis is obviously a trainwreck. I hope she at least went to see a dermatologist and a dentist.

Who would you fellate in the middle of the Square after a drink in The Vic, now Kush has gone to eternal wastage?

Peter, of course. Maybe mad Gray. Ben isn't awful. Sharon's new brother.

r340, either Kheeret or Vinner Panesar, or both.

R340 Cole or Lance -- separately or together -- since they've been rumored to bring someone new in for the occasional three-way.

Here's that favorite word of Oates again: HUGE.

And it'll have to be, since the show has recently been sinking to below 4 million viewers (in the consolidated, no less) for some episodes.

The ratings are at an all time low now. The producing team needs to be gone. The show should take off July and August and retool.