Celebrity male anal hygiene

matthew mcconaughey = bad!

Michael B Jordan has a meticulous hole

Ryan Gosling, questionable

Typical drunk Ben Affleck - smeary, matted (no, not Matt) hole

New and improved, sober Ben Affleck - smeary, matted (no, still not Matt) hole

How vulgar

I love that pic OP

Ewan McGregor's is musky

dirty filthy holes line up for me plz sirs, its my calling in life to keep them clean for u with my mouth.

Richard madden's is delightfully hairy and crusty...

Ryan Phillipe = clean

Only on DL will you find such incisive responses to this topic, so critical to the welfare of our troubled society.

Mickey Rourke.... dry, crusty bramble of matted hair with notes of lemon and Southern Comfort

Michael Buble - known for leaving skid marks.

Amateur!

I've heard that a certain occupant of a certain oval office of a certain white house in DC has terrible anal hygiene.

Guesses?

What y'all think of fucking guys with glasses? Do you wear glasses during sex?

Tom Holland - hairless and pristine.

Aaron Carter - " Hygiene? What's hygiene?"

Does dried cum count?

Wilford Brimley: whistle clean!

I bet Matt Bomer’s is hairless and pristine

David Archuleta’s smells like peppermint.

I have it on good authority the color of Anderson Cooper’s anus is BRINK... an exclusive and very special blend of brown and pink.

Who are you fooling, r22? Anderson's anus is snow white, just like the rest of him.

Oh, R23 -- Anderson's hole hasn't been pristine or snow white since the Carter administration

Jake Gyllenhaal, clean as a whistle!

^^^ Unless you count [R25]'s saliva.

Chris Pratt -- no bueno!

Who is the nerdy twink at OP?

Emile Hirsh...fully surrounded by curly, brown hair. Smells like Hershey's dark chocolate and is nicknamed the Hirsch Kiss.

R29, I imagine's Emile's hole is like his character in "Into the Wild" -- as hippie and unkempt as the Alaska wilderness.

Tom Cruise?

If the well-used Broadway bottom Wesley Taylor can be considered a celebrity, he's one of the dirtiest.

DL lore indicates he had a Chipotle-grade explosion during at least one hookup.

jake g's asshole is not clean....a friend had the pleasure of sucking jakes cornhole out clean....twas deliciously filthy and unwiped.

he prefers the soft touch of a fan's tongue on his fresh off the toilet asshole, rather than sandpaperish paper....his hole may be corrupt but its nonetheless pink and sensitive under the matts of curly thick hairs.

I love the nerd in OP's pic. Beautiful skin and perky ballsack.

R19, I seem to remember him yelling at me to eat oatmeal.

R34, me too. Poindexter is hot.

GIMME the dirtiest asshole u can find, if the guy is hot, my young tender lips will hoover up the filth in no time flat, I live for cunt crust.

Dear Lord in Heaven!

Who else?

Two words: Golf balls.

Henry Cavill: matted dung like a herd of sheep.

Does Harrison from the Lowe's thread count at this point? That thread won't die.

You can't trust a cavern by the ivy on the entrance.

Connor Jessup - hairy coinslot. Smells of chocolate mint.

Dan Savage's has stalactites on the interior. Your penis has to go spelunking to ring his bell.

Ben Affleck's is terrible.

Nerdy boy probably has questionable hygiene.

Jason Biggs - tastes like pie

Is this what you gay boys wonder about?

My hole is holy.

Straight white men have terrible anal hygiene.

I love that DLers are experts on straight male anal hygiene.

Drake's?

Was watching Andrew Rannells and his beau on 'Black Friday' tonight...I knew they had chemistry, but didn't realize they were a couple in real life. Rannells' rim would be bleached and waxed to within an inch of its life; his beau's would be hairy. (Rannells is the bottom in their relationship on the show, so I assume that's art imitating life.)

are they really lovers? had not heard that.....love both them hot boys

R55, they are indeed. The other guy (I could look up his name, but it's 3:30AM here and that's too much for this time of night) has kids and Rannells has been helping home school them, per his IG pics. They seem genuinely happy together, so I hope they last.

What about David Corenswet's?

Chris Pine doesn't seem like he'd have a clean hole.

[quote] Which ones have good anal hygiene?

Sorry, my inspections aren't complete yet.

bump

want cornswet and pine any way they come.....best anuses on planet..

Mark Wahlberg: FOUL

I bet Tom Holland's is hairy but clean. He seems like the kind of guy to have a hairy ass despite being hairless almost everywhere else.

R62, Mark Wahlberg's hole smells like hamburgers.

It has been speculated on DL that Chris Pine does not have a clean hole.

R65 really? Why

I honestly think most celebrity holes are clean. Maybe it's just me being naive, but I'd like to think that aside from obvious exceptions like Justin Bieber, men who are ogled 24/7 and who have access to anal hygiene tools and can use them without being shamed like normal straight men, would usually have clean asses.

[quote]Chris Pine doesn't seem like he'd have a clean hole.

Somebody else in a similar thread years ago said the same thing about Pine. What about him makes you think this?

Johnny Knoxville, filthy