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Celebrity male anal hygiene

Which ones have good anal hygiene?

Which ones have bad butt hygiene?

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by Anonymousreply 6908/01/2020

matthew mcconaughey = bad!

by Anonymousreply 106/28/2020

Michael B Jordan has a meticulous hole

by Anonymousreply 206/28/2020

Ryan Gosling, questionable

by Anonymousreply 306/28/2020

Typical drunk Ben Affleck - smeary, matted (no, not Matt) hole

New and improved, sober Ben Affleck - smeary, matted (no, still not Matt) hole

by Anonymousreply 406/28/2020

How vulgar

by Anonymousreply 506/28/2020

I love that pic OP

by Anonymousreply 606/28/2020

Ewan McGregor's is musky

by Anonymousreply 706/28/2020

dirty filthy holes line up for me plz sirs, its my calling in life to keep them clean for u with my mouth.

Richard madden's is delightfully hairy and crusty...

by Anonymousreply 806/28/2020

Ryan Phillipe = clean

by Anonymousreply 906/28/2020

Only on DL will you find such incisive responses to this topic, so critical to the welfare of our troubled society.

by Anonymousreply 1006/28/2020

Mickey Rourke.... dry, crusty bramble of matted hair with notes of lemon and Southern Comfort

by Anonymousreply 1106/28/2020

Michael Buble - known for leaving skid marks.

by Anonymousreply 1206/28/2020


by Anonymousreply 1306/28/2020

I've heard that a certain occupant of a certain oval office of a certain white house in DC has terrible anal hygiene.


by Anonymousreply 1406/28/2020

What y'all think of fucking guys with glasses? Do you wear glasses during sex?

by Anonymousreply 1506/28/2020

Tom Holland - hairless and pristine.

by Anonymousreply 1606/28/2020

Aaron Carter - " Hygiene? What's hygiene?"

by Anonymousreply 1706/28/2020

Does dried cum count?

by Anonymousreply 1806/28/2020

Wilford Brimley: whistle clean!

by Anonymousreply 1906/28/2020

I bet Matt Bomer’s is hairless and pristine

by Anonymousreply 2006/28/2020

David Archuleta’s smells like peppermint.

by Anonymousreply 2106/28/2020

I have it on good authority the color of Anderson Cooper’s anus is BRINK... an exclusive and very special blend of brown and pink.

by Anonymousreply 2206/28/2020

Who are you fooling, r22? Anderson's anus is snow white, just like the rest of him.

by Anonymousreply 2306/28/2020

Oh, R23 -- Anderson's hole hasn't been pristine or snow white since the Carter administration

by Anonymousreply 2406/28/2020

Jake Gyllenhaal, clean as a whistle!

by Anonymousreply 2506/28/2020

^^^ Unless you count [R25]'s saliva.

by Anonymousreply 2606/28/2020

Chris Pratt -- no bueno!

by Anonymousreply 2706/28/2020

Who is the nerdy twink at OP?

by Anonymousreply 2806/28/2020

Emile Hirsh...fully surrounded by curly, brown hair. Smells like Hershey's dark chocolate and is nicknamed the Hirsch Kiss.

by Anonymousreply 2906/28/2020

R29, I imagine's Emile's hole is like his character in "Into the Wild" -- as hippie and unkempt as the Alaska wilderness.

by Anonymousreply 3006/28/2020

Tom Cruise?

by Anonymousreply 3106/28/2020

If the well-used Broadway bottom Wesley Taylor can be considered a celebrity, he's one of the dirtiest.

DL lore indicates he had a Chipotle-grade explosion during at least one hookup.

by Anonymousreply 3206/28/2020

jake g's asshole is not clean....a friend had the pleasure of sucking jakes cornhole out clean....twas deliciously filthy and unwiped.

he prefers the soft touch of a fan's tongue on his fresh off the toilet asshole, rather than sandpaperish paper....his hole may be corrupt but its nonetheless pink and sensitive under the matts of curly thick hairs.

by Anonymousreply 3306/29/2020

I love the nerd in OP's pic. Beautiful skin and perky ballsack.

by Anonymousreply 3406/29/2020

R19, I seem to remember him yelling at me to eat oatmeal.

by Anonymousreply 3506/29/2020

R34, me too. Poindexter is hot.

by Anonymousreply 3606/29/2020

GIMME the dirtiest asshole u can find, if the guy is hot, my young tender lips will hoover up the filth in no time flat, I live for cunt crust.

by Anonymousreply 3707/01/2020

Dear Lord in Heaven!

by Anonymousreply 3807/01/2020

Who else?

by Anonymousreply 3907/05/2020

Two words: Golf balls.

by Anonymousreply 4007/05/2020

Henry Cavill: matted dung like a herd of sheep.

by Anonymousreply 4107/05/2020

Does Harrison from the Lowe's thread count at this point? That thread won't die.

by Anonymousreply 4207/05/2020

You can't trust a cavern by the ivy on the entrance.

by Anonymousreply 4307/05/2020

Connor Jessup - hairy coinslot. Smells of chocolate mint.

by Anonymousreply 4407/05/2020

Dan Savage's has stalactites on the interior. Your penis has to go spelunking to ring his bell.

by Anonymousreply 4507/05/2020

Ben Affleck's is terrible.

by Anonymousreply 4607/05/2020

Nerdy boy probably has questionable hygiene.

by Anonymousreply 4707/05/2020

Jason Biggs - tastes like pie

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by Anonymousreply 4807/05/2020

Is this what you gay boys wonder about?

by Anonymousreply 4907/05/2020

My hole is holy.

by Anonymousreply 5007/05/2020

Straight white men have terrible anal hygiene.

by Anonymousreply 5107/05/2020

I love that DLers are experts on straight male anal hygiene.

by Anonymousreply 5207/05/2020


by Anonymousreply 5307/06/2020

Was watching Andrew Rannells and his beau on 'Black Friday' tonight...I knew they had chemistry, but didn't realize they were a couple in real life. Rannells' rim would be bleached and waxed to within an inch of its life; his beau's would be hairy. (Rannells is the bottom in their relationship on the show, so I assume that's art imitating life.)

by Anonymousreply 5407/06/2020

are they really lovers? had not heard both them hot boys

by Anonymousreply 5507/06/2020

R55, they are indeed. The other guy (I could look up his name, but it's 3:30AM here and that's too much for this time of night) has kids and Rannells has been helping home school them, per his IG pics. They seem genuinely happy together, so I hope they last.

by Anonymousreply 5607/06/2020

What about David Corenswet's?

by Anonymousreply 5707/10/2020

Chris Pine doesn't seem like he'd have a clean hole.

by Anonymousreply 5807/10/2020

[quote] Which ones have good anal hygiene?

Sorry, my inspections aren't complete yet.

by Anonymousreply 5907/10/2020


by Anonymousreply 6007/23/2020

want cornswet and pine any way they anuses on planet..

by Anonymousreply 6107/24/2020

Mark Wahlberg: FOUL

by Anonymousreply 6208/01/2020

I bet Tom Holland's is hairy but clean. He seems like the kind of guy to have a hairy ass despite being hairless almost everywhere else.

by Anonymousreply 6308/01/2020

R62, Mark Wahlberg's hole smells like hamburgers.

by Anonymousreply 6408/01/2020

It has been speculated on DL that Chris Pine does not have a clean hole.

by Anonymousreply 6508/01/2020

R65 really? Why

by Anonymousreply 6608/01/2020

I honestly think most celebrity holes are clean. Maybe it's just me being naive, but I'd like to think that aside from obvious exceptions like Justin Bieber, men who are ogled 24/7 and who have access to anal hygiene tools and can use them without being shamed like normal straight men, would usually have clean asses.

by Anonymousreply 6708/01/2020

[quote]Chris Pine doesn't seem like he'd have a clean hole.

Somebody else in a similar thread years ago said the same thing about Pine. What about him makes you think this?

by Anonymousreply 6808/01/2020

Johnny Knoxville, filthy

by Anonymousreply 6908/01/2020
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