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Celebrity male anal hygiene

Which ones have good anal hygiene?

Which ones have bad butt hygiene?

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by Anonymousreply 38Yesterday at 2:10 AM

matthew mcconaughey = bad!

by Anonymousreply 1Last Sunday at 3:17 AM

Michael B Jordan has a meticulous hole

by Anonymousreply 2Last Sunday at 3:19 AM

Ryan Gosling, questionable

by Anonymousreply 3Last Sunday at 3:23 AM

Typical drunk Ben Affleck - smeary, matted (no, not Matt) hole

New and improved, sober Ben Affleck - smeary, matted (no, still not Matt) hole

by Anonymousreply 4Last Sunday at 3:24 AM

How vulgar

by Anonymousreply 5Last Sunday at 3:26 AM

I love that pic OP

by Anonymousreply 6Last Sunday at 3:28 AM

Ewan McGregor's is musky

by Anonymousreply 7Last Sunday at 3:34 AM

dirty filthy holes line up for me plz sirs, its my calling in life to keep them clean for u with my mouth.

Richard madden's is delightfully hairy and crusty...

by Anonymousreply 8Last Sunday at 3:43 AM

Ryan Phillipe = clean

by Anonymousreply 9Last Sunday at 3:58 AM

Only on DL will you find such incisive responses to this topic, so critical to the welfare of our troubled society.

by Anonymousreply 10Last Sunday at 4:06 AM

Mickey Rourke.... dry, crusty bramble of matted hair with notes of lemon and Southern Comfort

by Anonymousreply 11Last Sunday at 4:21 AM

Michael Buble - known for leaving skid marks.

by Anonymousreply 12Last Sunday at 4:23 AM


by Anonymousreply 13Last Sunday at 4:28 AM

I've heard that a certain occupant of a certain oval office of a certain white house in DC has terrible anal hygiene.


by Anonymousreply 14Last Sunday at 4:28 AM

What y'all think of fucking guys with glasses? Do you wear glasses during sex?

by Anonymousreply 15Last Sunday at 6:54 AM

Tom Holland - hairless and pristine.

by Anonymousreply 16Last Sunday at 10:06 AM

Aaron Carter - " Hygiene? What's hygiene?"

by Anonymousreply 17Last Sunday at 10:07 AM

Does dried cum count?

by Anonymousreply 18Last Sunday at 10:11 AM

Wilford Brimley: whistle clean!

by Anonymousreply 19Last Sunday at 10:14 AM

I bet Matt Bomer’s is hairless and pristine

by Anonymousreply 20Last Sunday at 10:17 AM

David Archuleta’s smells like peppermint.

by Anonymousreply 21Last Sunday at 10:20 AM

I have it on good authority the color of Anderson Cooper’s anus is BRINK... an exclusive and very special blend of brown and pink.

by Anonymousreply 22Last Sunday at 10:24 AM

Who are you fooling, r22? Anderson's anus is snow white, just like the rest of him.

by Anonymousreply 23Last Sunday at 10:49 AM

Oh, R23 -- Anderson's hole hasn't been pristine or snow white since the Carter administration

by Anonymousreply 24Last Sunday at 10:53 AM

Jake Gyllenhaal, clean as a whistle!

by Anonymousreply 25Last Sunday at 11:16 AM

^^^ Unless you count [R25]'s saliva.

by Anonymousreply 26Last Sunday at 11:18 AM

Chris Pratt -- no bueno!

by Anonymousreply 27Last Sunday at 11:20 AM

Who is the nerdy twink at OP?

by Anonymousreply 28Last Sunday at 11:58 AM

Emile Hirsh...fully surrounded by curly, brown hair. Smells like Hershey's dark chocolate and is nicknamed the Hirsch Kiss.

by Anonymousreply 29Last Sunday at 12:01 PM

R29, I imagine's Emile's hole is like his character in "Into the Wild" -- as hippie and unkempt as the Alaska wilderness.

by Anonymousreply 30Last Sunday at 12:49 PM

Tom Cruise?

by Anonymousreply 31Last Sunday at 11:14 PM

If the well-used Broadway bottom Wesley Taylor can be considered a celebrity, he's one of the dirtiest.

DL lore indicates he had a Chipotle-grade explosion during at least one hookup.

by Anonymousreply 32Last Sunday at 11:21 PM

jake g's asshole is not clean....a friend had the pleasure of sucking jakes cornhole out clean....twas deliciously filthy and unwiped.

he prefers the soft touch of a fan's tongue on his fresh off the toilet asshole, rather than sandpaperish paper....his hole may be corrupt but its nonetheless pink and sensitive under the matts of curly thick hairs.

by Anonymousreply 33Last Monday at 2:40 AM

I love the nerd in OP's pic. Beautiful skin and perky ballsack.

by Anonymousreply 34Last Monday at 3:13 AM

R19, I seem to remember him yelling at me to eat oatmeal.

by Anonymousreply 35Last Monday at 4:42 AM

R34, me too. Poindexter is hot.

by Anonymousreply 36Last Monday at 8:11 AM

GIMME the dirtiest asshole u can find, if the guy is hot, my young tender lips will hoover up the filth in no time flat, I live for cunt crust.

by Anonymousreply 37Yesterday at 1:59 AM

Dear Lord in Heaven!

by Anonymousreply 38Yesterday at 2:10 AM
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