While I was having outpatient surgery last Friday and I am convinced my neighbor accessed my "hidden outdoor key" and stole my Tina Turner clock right off of the wall.
My neighbor stole my Tina Turner wall clock
|by Anonymous||reply 156||12/12/2020|
Make sure you have a plan in place to get rid of the body before you do.
I can not stress the importance of this.
Otherwise you'll just have to move and I really liked living in Boulder, all things considered.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||06/28/2020|
You poor dear. Your trailer must feel so colorless without it.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||06/28/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 3||06/28/2020|
Better be good to me or I’ll use my steel claw!
|by Anonymous||reply 4||06/28/2020|
I'll send over my private dancer to make you feel better.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||06/28/2020|
How can you get someone to return a Tina Turner?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||06/28/2020|
OP, you are so lucky to have such a thoughtful and considerate neighbour.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||06/28/2020|
I feel your pain OP, I'd be devestated if someone stole mine
|by Anonymous||reply 8||06/28/2020|
That’s ok OP. Replace it with this one. You should be able to find one in a burned out dumpster near you.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||06/28/2020|
I had a hemmorhoid removed last Friday and Barb used my hidden key to gain entry to my domicile then snatched my Tina Turner wall clock I had bought myself last Christmas as a special treat-to-me. I just called Barb and confronted her wall clock stealing ass, point blank. She denies it but my neighbor across the street has her on video going into my domicile. She lies and is gonna get her ass kicked.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||06/28/2020|
Then go on over and revenge-swipe his Diana Ross wall clock, bitch?!!
|by Anonymous||reply 11||06/28/2020|
Is your neighbor a private dancer?
|by Anonymous||reply 12||06/28/2020|
Does anything beautiful remain?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||06/28/2020|
Calm down, proud MARY!
|by Anonymous||reply 14||06/28/2020|
This sounds like a case for Judge Judy, OP. Better hurry before she retires.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||06/28/2020|
Looks like people on the river are happy to give AND take.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||06/28/2020|
I can relate, someone stole my Reba ashtray!
|by Anonymous||reply 17||06/28/2020|
OP, was your outpatient procedure a lobotomy, by any chance?
|by Anonymous||reply 18||06/28/2020|
Barb is such a bitch.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||06/28/2020|
OP'ette clearly stated it was a hemmorhoid procedure, Mary R18 !
|by Anonymous||reply 20||06/28/2020|
What you get is what you see.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||06/28/2020|
You must understand though the look of your clock made her sticky fingers react. That it's only the thrill of seeing your girl Tina, it's physical, only logical. You must try to ignore that it means more than that.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||06/28/2020|
Why do Datalounge guys experience the weirdest shit lmao.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||06/28/2020|
THIS is why I thought up sharia law!
|by Anonymous||reply 24||06/28/2020|
Someone pilfered my Princess Diana memorial plates
|by Anonymous||reply 25||06/28/2020|
At midnight, the clock chimes out: “You better be good to me”!
|by Anonymous||reply 26||06/28/2020|
WHUN AH WAZ A LITTLE GIRL, AH HAD A WALL CLOCK ...
|by Anonymous||reply 27||06/28/2020|
I'm glad you came through your surgery and are still One Of The Living......
|by Anonymous||reply 28||06/28/2020|
Why would anyone want a Reba ashtray that doesn't even look like Reba?
|by Anonymous||reply 29||06/28/2020|
I knew this thread would be awesome just from the title
|by Anonymous||reply 30||06/28/2020|
OP's Tina wall clock is simply the best cuz there are a lot of mierda Tina clocks on Ebay
|by Anonymous||reply 31||06/28/2020|
You should force her to eat the cake.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||06/28/2020|
At least you know that clock is still ticking somewhere. Someone once stole my "Here comes Santa Claus" chocolate Santa that I got at Dollar Tree, and I am certain he was eaten.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||06/28/2020|
[quote]Why would anyone want a Reba ashtray that doesn't even look like Reba?
... or an ashtray that doesn’t even have a groove in it that you could rest your ciggie in?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||06/28/2020|
Has nothing on my Anastacia clock!
|by Anonymous||reply 35||06/28/2020|
I think my neighbor stole my Donna Summer phone off the wall.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||06/28/2020|
This is the best thread I’ve ever seen. Legit laughed out loud when I scrolled onto it.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||06/28/2020|
Someone stole my bell! 🔔
|by Anonymous||reply 38||06/28/2020|
This reminds me of the time someone stole my 'Beaches' watch...I'm sure it was one of you cunts!
|by Anonymous||reply 39||06/28/2020|
OP, why didn’t your neighbor “Show Some Respect” for your possessions?
|by Anonymous||reply 40||06/28/2020|
My Elvis earrings....gone as well
|by Anonymous||reply 41||06/28/2020|
Are you quite sure it was Barb, OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 42||06/28/2020|
If you go near my Mariah Carey pins, you're dead meat!
|by Anonymous||reply 43||06/28/2020|
You think THAT's bad? They paved my paradise and put up a parking lot!
|by Anonymous||reply 44||06/28/2020|
I legit want those, r43!
|by Anonymous||reply 45||06/28/2020|
R25, my Diana collectables also got stolen. Must be a thriving blackmarket in that stuff.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||06/28/2020|
Thank God it wasn't your Patti LuPone snuff box. That is irreplaceable.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||06/28/2020|
OP, sounds like there is another underlying issue with you & Barb. You need to ask yourself “What's a Wall Clock Got to Do with It“?
|by Anonymous||reply 48||06/28/2020|
Barb sounds like a Typical Female.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||06/28/2020|
If I were you, I'd kick my neighbor's ass all the way to Nutbush city limits.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||06/28/2020|
When you lay your head on it, the pillow says "It's OK, Karen, have another cookie."
|by Anonymous||reply 51||06/28/2020|
I'll cut the bitch who tries to take my Justin Bieber hair mist!
|by Anonymous||reply 52||06/28/2020|
R45, R43 seems to have disappeared. What was it?
|by Anonymous||reply 53||06/28/2020|
My Jessica Rabbit doll and all 6 of my Ms. Pac-Man t-shirts have also gone missing.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||06/28/2020|
R51, Why is your Mary Tyler Moore pillow yammering on about Karen having another cookie?
|by Anonymous||reply 55||06/28/2020|
If any of you bitches touch my Dionne Warwick crack pipe, I will fuck you up.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||06/28/2020|
[quote]Why is your Mary Tyler Moore pillow yammering on about Karen having another cookie?
That's not Mary Tyler Moore. It's Barbi Benton.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||06/28/2020|
If that clock wasn't stolen, I might have been Queen
|by Anonymous||reply 58||06/28/2020|
R56 I got your number, hussy.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||06/28/2020|
^^ Besitos, Miss Warwick
|by Anonymous||reply 60||06/28/2020|
You need to go over to her house and steal her Cilla Black salt & pepper shakers! That'll show her who's boss.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||06/28/2020|
As long as the thieves don't tread on my Dusty Springfield roses, we're OK.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||06/28/2020|
[quote]You need to go over to her house and steal her Cilla Black salt & pepper shakers!
..or her Delta Goodrem coasters
|by Anonymous||reply 63||06/28/2020|
How would one tell it's Cilla?
Are they lopsided and offkey?
|by Anonymous||reply 64||06/28/2020|
I'd rather have a cuppa tea.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||06/28/2020|
Whoop his a$$!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 66||06/28/2020|
OP, you won the Datalounge challenge just by bringing a "Tina Turner wall clock" into existence. Bravo!
|by Anonymous||reply 67||06/28/2020|
I’m sorry, OP, but that’s a cheap P.O.S. clock. Who designs a Tina clock without making her legs be the hands? Barb is obviously low-class with absolutely no taste.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||06/28/2020|
Nobody better steal my Janet Jackson Control Top panties.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||06/28/2020|
You should thank him. Tacky as fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||06/28/2020|
Hands off my Streisand cutout, bitches!
|by Anonymous||reply 71||06/28/2020|
I see Gary Busey is still at it. He started out pilfering small kitchen items, now moving on to wall clocks.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||06/28/2020|
If someone stole my KISS clock...
I'd cut their ass
|by Anonymous||reply 73||06/28/2020|
I'm still sad that someone stole Russell Crowe's leather jockstrap from me.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||06/29/2020|
[quote]My neighbor stole my Tina Turner wall clock
Shallow, that's what she is. She's shallow.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||06/29/2020|
[quote][R45], [R43] seems to have disappeared. What was it?
It would appear that you've blocked R43, maybe by accident. You might want to do some unblocking. What the posting was was a picture of a bunch of a kitschy "Mariah Carey inspired pin set." It's actually worth a look.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||06/29/2020|
Don't get arrested for breaking in and stealing it back, OP.
'Cause as you know.....
WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER HERO!
WE DON'T NEED THAT CLOCK TO FIND ITS WAY HOME!
|by Anonymous||reply 77||06/29/2020|
This is why we can't have nice things. Neighbors just come and steal them.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||06/29/2020|
Even though you loved that clock OP, what does love have to with it.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||06/29/2020|
My neighbor stole my virginity.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||06/29/2020|
Damn, OP, grow some fucking balls, channel your inner Ike and go beat the shit out of your neighbor.
Or park around the corner, and when they come out run them over with your Hudson Terraplane.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||06/29/2020|
[quote]My neighbor stole my virginity.
So, petty theft?
|by Anonymous||reply 82||06/29/2020|
I don't care what they say, OP. I think you're pretty cool for having a Tina Turner clock. She's one of the few women in the business that I have actually respected. She had a really hard life. She's a survivor. If I knew you personally I go out and buy you another one. And let the karma hit the thief next door in the ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||06/29/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 84||06/29/2020|
Spin the wheel, raggedy man!
|by Anonymous||reply 85||06/29/2020|
I heard it was in retaliation for letting OP’s dog eat her Golden Girls chia pets.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||06/29/2020|
Barb is a perpetual liar going back to the 1980s.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||06/29/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 88||06/29/2020|
Someone stole my punching bag.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||06/29/2020|
Console yourself with this—
|by Anonymous||reply 90||06/29/2020|
You need Kramer on the case. He recouped the statue that Ravas boyfriend stole from Jerry’s apt while cleaning
|by Anonymous||reply 91||06/29/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 92||06/29/2020|
Somebody should forward this thread to Tina!
|by Anonymous||reply 93||06/29/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 94||06/30/2020|
OP, the clock had a certain... naive chom. But no MUSCLE!
|by Anonymous||reply 95||06/30/2020|
Just accept it, OP.
NAM MYOHO RENGE KYO
|by Anonymous||reply 96||06/30/2020|
meanwhile in zurich
|by Anonymous||reply 97||06/30/2020|
OP picked the wrong singer. Now I bet he really wishes he could turn back time.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||06/30/2020|
As my pious father would say, maybe your neighbor needed that wall clock more than you.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||06/30/2020|
You'll never see it again. Your neighbor be on the Freeway.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||06/30/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 101||07/01/2020|
Bitch was walking in front of my house today (on the sidewalk) and I started snorting like a pig so she could know I’m onto her.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||07/01/2020|
Old by bass bitch
|by Anonymous||reply 103||07/01/2020|
Bump. I need an update.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||07/29/2020|
Can I make my “Gone with the Wind“ plates into clocks?
I have 12.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||07/29/2020|
I think this one for the bedroom —
|by Anonymous||reply 106||07/29/2020|
Church house, gin house, school house, outhouse - OP is on Barb's trail.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||07/29/2020|
I checked my Lulu Happy Shoes collection. They remain undisturbed.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||07/29/2020|
I know Barb and she told me she also rubbed her twat all over your bed pillows.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||07/29/2020|
I thought Joan was my friend, but she sent Christina over to cut down my Judy Garland roses.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||07/29/2020|
Is r105/106 Lindsey Graham?
|by Anonymous||reply 111||07/29/2020|
What's your mailing address, OP? I'm going to send you this Coors illuminated waterfall picture. Keep it safely *inside* the house, though, not out by the pool.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||07/29/2020|
Has this been resolved?
|by Anonymous||reply 113||08/25/2020|
By any chance, is your neighbor named Ike?
|by Anonymous||reply 114||08/25/2020|
Was it a second-hand Swiss motion?
|by Anonymous||reply 115||08/25/2020|
It’s been two months and the first 50 or so replies still make me howl with laughter.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||08/25/2020|
My neighbor stole my MAGA hat. I spent all my meth money on it.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||08/25/2020|
R51 you got runned over. Maybe "There's a Kind of Hush (When I Don't Chew)"?
|by Anonymous||reply 118||08/25/2020|
Barb is manipulative. My bday is this Saturday and I know the bitch will buy me some Dollar Tree gift and tell me that she bought it at Nordstroms.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||08/25/2020|
[Quote]I started snorting like a pig so she could know I’m onto her.
How'd this work out for you, OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 120||08/26/2020|
She heard me but she wouldn’t look my way. She is a perpetual bitch.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||08/26/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 122||08/26/2020|
She begged my neighbors on the south side of me to allow her to tag along with with them on a 6hr road trip to Branson MO last year. They dropped her off at a hotel and eventually returned home without her! 😆. She was super pissed off at them and started a social media campaign against them. If anyone is interested in knowing how she got home, just let me know...
|by Anonymous||reply 123||08/26/2020|
She rode home on the mail train?
|by Anonymous||reply 124||08/26/2020|
I am interested in your story of Branson, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||08/26/2020|
Ok. The dumb twat spent all of her $ on crapola CDs at the merch table of some local cuntry band. She won’t use credit cards or debit cards because she says they’re “unsafe”. She had no $, no transportation to return to Illinois and knew no one in Branson. She told her sob story to a middle aged Karen who was working the night shift at the hotel front desk. The lady took pity on her and at the end of her shift, drove 6 hrs so her ass could be out of Branson MO. Supposedly, she offered the lady $20 for gasoline once she returned home but the Karen said “No! You need it worse than I do!” then drove straight back to Branson so she could work her shift at the cuntry hotel. Stupid Bitch has six figures in the bank and acts like she’s dirt poor.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||08/26/2020|
Did you ever find your clock?
|by Anonymous||reply 127||08/26/2020|
Fuck, no. Barb has it! I ought to break into her ugly house and get it. It makes me so fucking mad to know she has that damned thing!
|by Anonymous||reply 128||08/26/2020|
I just discovered the other day that I had an old wedding ring stolen. I kept it in a box on my dresser. It's not something I am in the habit of checking but I felt like wearing it for a few days and that's when I saw that it was gone. It's probably been a couple of years since I checked it.
I'm a complete hermit and NOBODY ever comes into my apartment except for the occasional maintenance thing. . There were some guys in for a repair a few weeks ago. My landlords usually use the same crews and it never occurred to me not to trust them so I went out for an errand and left them alone and I guess one of them went shopping.
There was some value to the ring but it was more of a sentimental attachment than anything else. It represented a very happy time in my life. It just seems like a shitty (and completely unprofessional) thing to do. ) I'm sure they were paid well for the work they did.
Sorry to steal your thread OP. I was going to post this anyway. I hope you don't mind.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||08/26/2020|
Is it possible you misplaced the ring?
|by Anonymous||reply 130||08/26/2020|
Fuck Barb. What does she have to gain? Where could she possibly hang the clock and not give herself away?!? Do you have a new clock yet?
|by Anonymous||reply 131||08/26/2020|
you never, ever leave your apt when workers are in your apt. You watch them like a hawk. You take pic and videos in case they damage your property while doing repairs.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||08/26/2020|
Anybody want to buy a wedding ring.....like new.....
|by Anonymous||reply 133||08/26/2020|
R10 Barb is a stupid whore and we all hate her, but I can’t say I blame her for swiping that clock. It is fabulous and I want it.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||08/26/2020|
Has Barb ever been to Michfest?
|by Anonymous||reply 135||08/26/2020|
Carl is fucking Barb......I bet.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||08/27/2020|
Barb is female
|by Anonymous||reply 137||08/27/2020|
Steal the clock back, OP. Doesn't Barb have her Bowling League tomorrow night?
|by Anonymous||reply 138||08/27/2020|
Where are we at on this? Comeuppance?
|by Anonymous||reply 139||12/10/2020|
You’ve all been robbed by tricks
|by Anonymous||reply 140||12/10/2020|
Hi, I'm the neighbor's mom. He gave this to me as a birthday present, I didn't know it was stolen! How dare he!
|by Anonymous||reply 141||12/10/2020|
Gotta resolve this shit, soon. Beat a bitch on Christmas!
|by Anonymous||reply 142||12/10/2020|
If you take my Tina Yothers autographed photo I WILL cut you
|by Anonymous||reply 143||12/10/2020|
Thanks for the laugh.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||12/10/2020|
I forgot to lock my door the other night and I was scared someone would take my Ivanka Trump perfume....strangely, they didn't
|by Anonymous||reply 145||12/10/2020|
OP should try to trick her into a confession and then go to the authorities.
Maybe OP ask her if her heart is really in some activity. If her reply is “WHO NEEDS A HEART WHEN A HEART CAN BE BROKEN?”, she stole the clock.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||12/10/2020|
Best thread of 2020. Who needs a clock, when a clock can be broken?
|by Anonymous||reply 147||12/10/2020|
Get the neighbours together and force Barb to spin the wheel:
Break a deal, spin the wheel... Gulag!
|by Anonymous||reply 148||12/10/2020|
Op have you maybe thought of getting a new Tina Turner clock?
|by Anonymous||reply 149||12/12/2020|
WhaT’s love goTTa To do, goTTa do wiTh iT? Who needs a hearT when a hearT can be broken? 💔
|by Anonymous||reply 150||12/12/2020|
Where's the GoFundMe for Miss OP?
We need to help her to reclaim her time AND a new Tina wall cock!
|by Anonymous||reply 151||12/12/2020|
It was a one of a kind clock I ordered from a website. It’s no longer available. That is what pisses me off so much.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||12/12/2020|
Come to think of it, I haven’t seen my pet rock in decades.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||12/12/2020|
Hung Tina’s clock on my wall Tickin’ every second of night and day And I never lost one minute of sleepin' Worryin' 'bout how Tina’s timing’ might have been
Big clock keep on tickin’ Tina’s going keep on turnin' Tickin', tickin', tickin' on the wall
|by Anonymous||reply 154||12/12/2020|
Because of this thread, I snort like a pig when I want to let motherfuckers know I am onto their shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||12/12/2020|
On To Their shiT 🤡
|by Anonymous||reply 156||12/12/2020|