While I was having outpatient surgery last Friday and I am convinced my neighbor accessed my "hidden outdoor key" and stole my Tina Turner clock right off of the wall.
My neighbor stole my Tina Turner wall clock
|by Anonymous||reply 103||a day ago|
Make sure you have a plan in place to get rid of the body before you do.
I can not stress the importance of this.
Otherwise you'll just have to move and I really liked living in Boulder, all things considered.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||Last Sunday at 2:50 AM|
You poor dear. Your trailer must feel so colorless without it.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||Last Sunday at 2:54 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 3||Last Sunday at 3:04 AM|
Better be good to me or I’ll use my steel claw!
|by Anonymous||reply 4||Last Sunday at 12:53 PM|
I'll send over my private dancer to make you feel better.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||Last Sunday at 12:56 PM|
How can you get someone to return a Tina Turner?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||Last Sunday at 12:58 PM|
OP, you are so lucky to have such a thoughtful and considerate neighbour.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||Last Sunday at 1:01 PM|
I feel your pain OP, I'd be devestated if someone stole mine
|by Anonymous||reply 8||Last Sunday at 1:08 PM|
That’s ok OP. Replace it with this one. You should be able to find one in a burned out dumpster near you.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||Last Sunday at 1:08 PM|
I had a hemmorhoid removed last Friday and Barb used my hidden key to gain entry to my domicile then snatched my Tina Turner wall clock I had bought myself last Christmas as a special treat-to-me. I just called Barb and confronted her wall clock stealing ass, point blank. She denies it but my neighbor across the street has her on video going into my domicile. She lies and is gonna get her ass kicked.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||Last Sunday at 1:14 PM|
Then go on over and revenge-swipe his Diana Ross wall clock, bitch?!!
|by Anonymous||reply 11||Last Sunday at 5:17 PM|
Is your neighbor a private dancer?
|by Anonymous||reply 12||Last Sunday at 5:20 PM|
Does anything beautiful remain?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||Last Sunday at 5:24 PM|
Calm down, proud MARY!
|by Anonymous||reply 14||Last Sunday at 5:26 PM|
This sounds like a case for Judge Judy, OP. Better hurry before she retires.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||Last Sunday at 5:32 PM|
Looks like people on the river are happy to give AND take.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||Last Sunday at 6:11 PM|
I can relate, someone stole my Reba ashtray!
|by Anonymous||reply 17||Last Sunday at 6:15 PM|
OP, was your outpatient procedure a lobotomy, by any chance?
|by Anonymous||reply 18||Last Sunday at 6:15 PM|
Barb is such a bitch.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||Last Sunday at 6:17 PM|
OP'ette clearly stated it was a hemmorhoid procedure, Mary R18 !
|by Anonymous||reply 20||Last Sunday at 6:18 PM|
What you get is what you see.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||Last Sunday at 6:20 PM|
You must understand though the look of your clock made her sticky fingers react. That it's only the thrill of seeing your girl Tina, it's physical, only logical. You must try to ignore that it means more than that.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||Last Sunday at 6:20 PM|
Why do Datalounge guys experience the weirdest shit lmao.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||Last Sunday at 6:22 PM|
THIS is why I thought up sharia law!
|by Anonymous||reply 24||Last Sunday at 6:22 PM|
Someone pilfered my Princess Diana memorial plates
|by Anonymous||reply 25||Last Sunday at 6:23 PM|
At midnight, the clock chimes out: “You better be good to me”!
|by Anonymous||reply 26||Last Sunday at 6:25 PM|
WHUN AH WAZ A LITTLE GIRL, AH HAD A WALL CLOCK ...
|by Anonymous||reply 27||Last Sunday at 6:36 PM|
I'm glad you came through your surgery and are still One Of The Living......
|by Anonymous||reply 28||Last Sunday at 6:37 PM|
Why would anyone want a Reba ashtray that doesn't even look like Reba?
|by Anonymous||reply 29||Last Sunday at 6:38 PM|
I knew this thread would be awesome just from the title
|by Anonymous||reply 30||Last Sunday at 6:39 PM|
OP's Tina wall clock is simply the best cuz there are a lot of mierda Tina clocks on Ebay
|by Anonymous||reply 31||Last Sunday at 6:46 PM|
You should force her to eat the cake.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||Last Sunday at 6:48 PM|
At least you know that clock is still ticking somewhere. Someone once stole my "Here comes Santa Claus" chocolate Santa that I got at Dollar Tree, and I am certain he was eaten.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||Last Sunday at 6:49 PM|
[quote]Why would anyone want a Reba ashtray that doesn't even look like Reba?
... or an ashtray that doesn’t even have a groove in it that you could rest your ciggie in?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||Last Sunday at 6:51 PM|
Has nothing on my Anastacia clock!
|by Anonymous||reply 35||Last Sunday at 6:53 PM|
I think my neighbor stole my Donna Summer phone off the wall.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||Last Sunday at 6:55 PM|
This is the best thread I’ve ever seen. Legit laughed out loud when I scrolled onto it.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||Last Sunday at 6:56 PM|
Someone stole my bell! 🔔
|by Anonymous||reply 38||Last Sunday at 6:57 PM|
This reminds me of the time someone stole my 'Beaches' watch...I'm sure it was one of you cunts!
|by Anonymous||reply 39||Last Sunday at 7:02 PM|
OP, why didn’t your neighbor “Show Some Respect” for your possessions?
|by Anonymous||reply 40||Last Sunday at 7:05 PM|
My Elvis earrings....gone as well
|by Anonymous||reply 41||Last Sunday at 7:09 PM|
Are you quite sure it was Barb, OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 42||Last Sunday at 7:09 PM|
If you go near my Mariah Carey pins, you're dead meat!
|by Anonymous||reply 43||Last Sunday at 7:16 PM|
You think THAT's bad? They paved my paradise and put up a parking lot!
|by Anonymous||reply 44||Last Sunday at 7:19 PM|
I legit want those, r43!
|by Anonymous||reply 45||Last Sunday at 7:19 PM|
R25, my Diana collectables also got stolen. Must be a thriving blackmarket in that stuff.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||Last Sunday at 7:20 PM|
Thank God it wasn't your Patti LuPone snuff box. That is irreplaceable.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||Last Sunday at 7:22 PM|
OP, sounds like there is another underlying issue with you & Barb. You need to ask yourself “What's a Wall Clock Got to Do with It“?
|by Anonymous||reply 48||Last Sunday at 7:33 PM|
Barb sounds like a Typical Female.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||Last Sunday at 7:34 PM|
If I were you, I'd kick my neighbor's ass all the way to Nutbush city limits.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||Last Sunday at 7:37 PM|
When you lay your head on it, the pillow says "It's OK, Karen, have another cookie."
|by Anonymous||reply 51||Last Sunday at 7:38 PM|
I'll cut the bitch who tries to take my Justin Bieber hair mist!
|by Anonymous||reply 52||Last Sunday at 7:38 PM|
R45, R43 seems to have disappeared. What was it?
|by Anonymous||reply 53||Last Sunday at 7:39 PM|
My Jessica Rabbit doll and all 6 of my Ms. Pac-Man t-shirts have also gone missing.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||Last Sunday at 7:47 PM|
R51, Why is your Mary Tyler Moore pillow yammering on about Karen having another cookie?
|by Anonymous||reply 55||Last Sunday at 7:52 PM|
If any of you bitches touch my Dionne Warwick crack pipe, I will fuck you up.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||Last Sunday at 7:57 PM|
[quote]Why is your Mary Tyler Moore pillow yammering on about Karen having another cookie?
That's not Mary Tyler Moore. It's Barbi Benton.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||Last Sunday at 7:58 PM|
If that clock wasn't stolen, I might have been Queen
|by Anonymous||reply 58||Last Sunday at 8:04 PM|
R56 I got your number, hussy.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||Last Sunday at 8:08 PM|
^^ Besitos, Miss Warwick
|by Anonymous||reply 60||Last Sunday at 8:12 PM|
You need to go over to her house and steal her Cilla Black salt & pepper shakers! That'll show her who's boss.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||Last Sunday at 8:15 PM|
As long as the thieves don't tread on my Dusty Springfield roses, we're OK.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||Last Sunday at 8:17 PM|
[quote]You need to go over to her house and steal her Cilla Black salt & pepper shakers!
..or her Delta Goodrem coasters
|by Anonymous||reply 63||Last Sunday at 8:19 PM|
How would one tell it's Cilla?
Are they lopsided and offkey?
|by Anonymous||reply 64||Last Sunday at 8:21 PM|
I'd rather have a cuppa tea.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||Last Sunday at 8:23 PM|
Whoop his a$$!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 66||Last Sunday at 8:27 PM|
OP, you won the Datalounge challenge just by bringing a "Tina Turner wall clock" into existence. Bravo!
|by Anonymous||reply 67||Last Sunday at 8:29 PM|
I’m sorry, OP, but that’s a cheap P.O.S. clock. Who designs a Tina clock without making her legs be the hands? Barb is obviously low-class with absolutely no taste.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||Last Sunday at 8:30 PM|
Nobody better steal my Janet Jackson Control Top panties.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||Last Sunday at 8:31 PM|
You should thank him. Tacky as fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||Last Sunday at 8:32 PM|
Hands off my Streisand cutout, bitches!
|by Anonymous||reply 71||Last Sunday at 8:37 PM|
I see Gary Busey is still at it. He started out pilfering small kitchen items, now moving on to wall clocks.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||Last Sunday at 9:47 PM|
If someone stole my KISS clock...
I'd cut their ass
|by Anonymous||reply 73||Last Monday at 12:02 AM|
I'm still sad that someone stole Russell Crowe's leather jockstrap from me.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||Last Monday at 2:10 PM|
[quote]My neighbor stole my Tina Turner wall clock
Shallow, that's what she is. She's shallow.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||Last Monday at 2:12 PM|
[quote][R45], [R43] seems to have disappeared. What was it?
It would appear that you've blocked R43, maybe by accident. You might want to do some unblocking. What the posting was was a picture of a bunch of a kitschy "Mariah Carey inspired pin set." It's actually worth a look.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||Last Monday at 2:28 PM|
Don't get arrested for breaking in and stealing it back, OP.
'Cause as you know.....
WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER HERO!
WE DON'T NEED THAT CLOCK TO FIND ITS WAY HOME!
|by Anonymous||reply 77||Last Monday at 3:00 PM|
This is why we can't have nice things. Neighbors just come and steal them.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||Last Monday at 3:12 PM|
Even though you loved that clock OP, what does love have to with it.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||Last Monday at 3:15 PM|
My neighbor stole my virginity.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||Last Monday at 3:16 PM|
Damn, OP, grow some fucking balls, channel your inner Ike and go beat the shit out of your neighbor.
Or park around the corner, and when they come out run them over with your Hudson Terraplane.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||Last Monday at 3:26 PM|
[quote]My neighbor stole my virginity.
So, petty theft?
|by Anonymous||reply 82||Last Monday at 3:29 PM|
I don't care what they say, OP. I think you're pretty cool for having a Tina Turner clock. She's one of the few women in the business that I have actually respected. She had a really hard life. She's a survivor. If I knew you personally I go out and buy you another one. And let the karma hit the thief next door in the ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||Last Monday at 3:32 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 84||Last Monday at 3:34 PM|
Spin the wheel, raggedy man!
|by Anonymous||reply 85||Last Monday at 3:46 PM|
I heard it was in retaliation for letting OP’s dog eat her Golden Girls chia pets.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||Last Monday at 4:12 PM|
Barb is a perpetual liar going back to the 1980s.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||Last Monday at 4:42 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 88||Last Monday at 5:09 PM|
Someone stole my punching bag.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||Last Monday at 5:10 PM|
Console yourself with this—
|by Anonymous||reply 90||Last Monday at 11:01 PM|
You need Kramer on the case. He recouped the statue that Ravas boyfriend stole from Jerry’s apt while cleaning
|by Anonymous||reply 91||Last Monday at 11:35 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 92||Last Monday at 11:39 PM|
Somebody should forward this thread to Tina!
|by Anonymous||reply 93||Last Tuesday at 12:22 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 94||Last Tuesday at 3:41 AM|
OP, the clock had a certain... naive chom. But no MUSCLE!
|by Anonymous||reply 95||Last Tuesday at 4:00 AM|
Just accept it, OP.
NAM MYOHO RENGE KYO
|by Anonymous||reply 96||Last Tuesday at 11:03 AM|
meanwhile in zurich
|by Anonymous||reply 97||Last Tuesday at 11:38 AM|
OP picked the wrong singer. Now I bet he really wishes he could turn back time.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||Last Tuesday at 11:56 AM|
As my pious father would say, maybe your neighbor needed that wall clock more than you.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||Last Tuesday at 12:25 PM|
You'll never see it again. Your neighbor be on the Freeway.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||Last Tuesday at 1:39 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 101||Yesterday at 10:05 AM|
Bitch was walking in front of my house today (on the sidewalk) and I started snorting like a pig so she could know I’m onto her.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||a day ago|
Old by bass bitch
|by Anonymous||reply 103||a day ago|