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If I licked my dog's face the way he licks mine, would he like it or would he think I'm weird?

I read that dogs like your face because their parents barfed in their mouths when they were puppies. Obviously I'm not going to barf on my dog. I don't even wonder about it, because I'm pretty sure he'd like it. But what if I licked him back? Would he freak out or would he think, "Hey! What a nice human I have!"?

by Anonymousreply 20June 26, 2020 11:39 PM

He'd love it.

by Anonymousreply 1June 26, 2020 9:29 PM

[quote]I read that dogs like your face because their parents barfed in their mouths when they were puppies.

Que?

by Anonymousreply 2June 26, 2020 9:30 PM

All you need to do is rub his face with your hand. The movement will be enough to remind him of the comforting way his mother used her tongue to bathe and groom him when he was young.

My cat sometimes sits at his food dish and meows until I come over and pet him while he eats. It reminds him of his mother licking him as he was nursing.

by Anonymousreply 3June 26, 2020 9:32 PM

[quote] “Researchers of wild canids — wolves, coyotes, foxes, and other wild dogs — report that puppies lick the face and muzzle of their mother when she returns from a hunt to her den — in order to get her to regurgitate for them,” notes Alexandra Horowitz, head of the Horowitz Dog Cognition Lab at Barnard College and author of the book Inside Of A Dog: What Dogs See, Smell, and Know.

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by Anonymousreply 4June 26, 2020 9:36 PM

I noticed my dog licking my cat’s face the other day. At first I thought it was harassment, but then I saw it was very gentle and the cat quite accepting. I wonder now if it might have been a maternal instinct.

Or the dog was hoping the cat would vomit up her breakfast so she could eat it. That happens not infrequently.

by Anonymousreply 5June 26, 2020 9:38 PM

Smell his butt.

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by Anonymousreply 6June 26, 2020 9:40 PM

Obviously he'd like that, r6. I'm asking about the more subtle mysteries of dogs.

by Anonymousreply 7June 26, 2020 9:41 PM

I had a parrot who would puke in my ear as a sign of affection. you could try that

by Anonymousreply 8June 26, 2020 9:45 PM

[quote]I read that dogs like your face because their parents barfed in their mouths when they were puppies

I helped a bitch raise her 20 puppies 24/7 since they came out of the womb until they were given away and saw no such thing, Alexandra Horowitz must be deluding.

by Anonymousreply 9June 26, 2020 10:29 PM

I'd like it better if you licked my balls.

by Anonymousreply 10June 26, 2020 10:30 PM

Here you go, OP.

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by Anonymousreply 11June 26, 2020 10:34 PM

[quote]I helped a bitch raise her 20 puppies 24/7 since they came out of the womb

Is her name Michelle Duggar?

by Anonymousreply 12June 26, 2020 10:34 PM

One of my cats lucks the other’s face and ears (like she’s grooming her). It feels both like a comforting and controlling gesture. The other one will occasionally return the favor, but not often. They were raised from kitten hood together (though not siblings). What’s sweet and charming is the one who plays mama is much smaller than her “baby.”

by Anonymousreply 13June 26, 2020 10:47 PM

If I had kids, I'd make one lick my dog's face to see what happens. Kids don't mind doing disgusting stuff. As it is, I don't have kids. Maybe I will ask my youngest nephew (he's eight). I think that's too old for this experiment, however.

by Anonymousreply 14June 26, 2020 10:47 PM

Licks not lucks

by Anonymousreply 15June 26, 2020 10:47 PM

[quote]Is her name Michelle Duggar?

Michelle Doggar.

by Anonymousreply 16June 26, 2020 11:14 PM

What's the reason dogs smell each others' bums?

by Anonymousreply 17June 26, 2020 11:16 PM

R17 To check if they have douched

by Anonymousreply 18June 26, 2020 11:24 PM

because their toes aren't long enough for them to shake hands

by Anonymousreply 19June 26, 2020 11:30 PM

If you lick your dog's face that's foreplay.

by Anonymousreply 20June 26, 2020 11:39 PM
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